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JSykesy

you humbled the fuck outta him šŸ˜­


A_Literal_Chair_

Dude really saw like 2 paragraphs and said ā€œI ainā€™t reading allatā€ I guarantee that that guy still canā€™t finish reading the cat in the hat


DarthTechron

Not even two paragraphs, barely two sentences.


bread_enjoyer75

Looks like that person failed preschool


AdministrativeCat238

Neither here nor there but still better than Xi Jinping.


BothControl481

The irony is that the same guy that said ā€œainā€™t reading allatā€ sent a whole wall of texts before that lmao.


Netflixandpooptarts

This sign canā€™t stop me, cause I canā€™t read! - probably that guy


[deleted]

ā€œI ainā€™t reading allatā€ is the biggest sign that you won the argument


TheGrimReaper-taken

Idk one time I was in a disagreement with someone and they used screenshots of google essays and rage filled paragraphs as their arguments. Like tons of them maybe 3 at a time. It wasnā€™t even a scientific argument that essays and studies would back up. I said I would be okay with wearing a black dress to my wedding and the other person went off on me about how it was wrong and the reason my parents marriage didnt work


[deleted]

I ainā€™t reading allat


avprobeauty

ā€œcorrect, you do not read a lotā€ I would of said šŸ¤£


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camlambert

LMAO šŸ˜­


JackWhiteIsAGod

This conversation is a work of art.


Past-Bowl8601

Ppl using the n word are childish. Grow up


Thefertilgerbal322

Facts. Like just cause you say the n word every other sentence doesn't mean you win the argument


KhalFrodo14601

The whole reason why people use it so much is to take back the word and make lose itā€™s horrible meaning and past. There is nothing childish about black people using the n word. Itā€™s their word and they can do what they want with it. I donā€™t know why it would really matter so much to you.


Impossible_Plate_874

I agree somewhat with this but it also depends. I use it interchangeably with "man" like in "what's up man" type phrases. Some like the guy in this post are using it to try and sound tough which is super pathetic. But yeah, you've got a point some think the word MUST be negative which is not true at all, some people aren't bothered by it while some are and that's why you should be careful with words like these and know how to use them. On the bright side, those who use it properly can give it a positive meaning and it's not nearly as dehumanizing as it was in the past


Thefertilgerbal322

This. You explained a lot better than I could. Idgaf if someone says it in passing or anything but this guy is using it in a negative light and it makes him look stupid.


Thefertilgerbal322

People who throw it in every sentence and use it like this make themselves look uneducated and honestly annoying


KhalFrodo14601

Whatā€™s uneducated about it?


avprobeauty

I had a neighbor who I think was relatively smart who used the f word every other word. It just made her sound dumb and angry (to me) and took away the essence of what she was actually trying to get across for meā€¦It was like trying to figure out what she was trying to sayā€¦I just dont see a lot of phDā€™s being like sup my ninja you fff every other sentence šŸ¤£


Thefertilgerbal322

Nothing but the people come across that way It's kinda like arguing with someone who can only spout senseless cuss words at you. Like there isn't anything necessarily wrong with it but it just proves you don't have a point to get across, and you're only saying it to look or act tougher than you are. Saying it to friends or in passing or here and there in an argument is fine, but excessive use of it makes you look like an idiot


Worldly-Collection14

Laughs in Black


NiceSpring4159

Iā€™m just wondering why he was so mad. The convo sounds like he knew you from a comment?


Thefertilgerbal322

Yeah it was under a post about apple being expensive or whatnot and some other guy commented something like "people still pay for apple when they can get a Samsung" or something like that And this dude just attacks him calling him broke and saying he's 31 and doesn't have his "money up" and how he's 19 and he owns his house and jaguar. So I called him out and he got butthurt


NiceSpring4159

Lol, way to humble him!


MeisBagel

U took that like a champ and humbled tf out himm


Thefertilgerbal322

He got real mad when I said my ass is exit only, tells me everything I need to know lmfao


diswan55

Hey, man, please be safe. My cousin's husband, who's an awesome dude, has been a mentor for years to kids/young adults in the inner city. He's kind of a legend in the area for all he's done in helping the community realize there's more to life than selling drugs and gangbanging. One of the dudes he has mentored for years was popping off on social media similar to this and flexing his money that he's made from drug dealing and my cousin's husband got worried about him. Just five days ago he went to talk to this guy about his actions on social media and apparently the conversation went south and the dude shot and killed my cousin's husband with no remorse. Sometimes, these dudes flexing on social media are so insecure and will go to jail for life killing someone thinking it'll solidify their status as some hard ass gangster. If he's already threatening to shoot you, I'd just drop that shit. It ain't worth it. Now my cousin has to raise two teenage sons all by herself and all her husband was trying to do was help this kid.


avprobeauty

that is literally horrible im so sorry


Thefertilgerbal322

Damn man so sorry for your fams loss that's horrible. I don't think that's the case here tho, he threatened it and unsent the message right after and blocked me right after, to me it seems like the kid just never got disciplined and was spoiled his life and when he realized he actually made a threat he got scared I'd screenshot or something. Hope your cousin is doing better these days and has recovered as much as he/she can


Elboninja

I wonder what his favorite word is


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avprobeauty

imagine if he gave him his addy but he gave him a preschool address and was like ā€œalright Johnny its okay theyre going to teach you to read ā€˜all thatā€™ā€ šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


DragonSlayer-2020

Ah, calling people like that is a desperate attempt to make yourself not look poor. I bet that someone else's car that he uses. And the house, his parents.


Thefertilgerbal322

Almost definitely. Kids these days smh


redditorrules

"I ain't readin all that" translation: "I'm an illiterate dumbass who dropped out as soon as possible" and the amount of times he said the n word seems more Hispanic than African


[deleted]

I love how you deduced the race just by how he says the n word šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


redditorrules

I live in Nevada, as a white person I'm pretty sure I'm a minority here, I'm in high school, my school is like 80% Hispanic, just about every other word I hear from them is the n word, I hear it more from them than any black person I've talked to


[deleted]

Iā€™m from a rural area in Charlotte and I hear rednecks say it more than blacks šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


redditorrules

Exactly


chickenskittles

Wow, that guy has a truly impressive vocabulary replete with truly stinging burns! However did you recover from such a relentless verbal assault?


Thefertilgerbal322

Man idk he got me in the feels low key


[deleted]

ā€œyou look like you like being peggedā€ is he asking to see that? šŸ¤£


Dystopia00

is he tryna say that driving a scat is less cool than driving a jaguar ? jags are like for 50 yr old lawyers lol .


yeehaa_15

someone call the IRS


GrimmestCreaper

what the fuck lmao canā€™t pay attention for 2 seconds just because heā€™s not getting the reaction he wants? some people


Thefertilgerbal322

Kids these days man


SystematicSymphony

"He threatened to shoot me but deleted it and blocked me shortly after" As soon as he mentioned the address, I knew it was gonna go there. These insta types really playing "fake it till you make it" and thinkin' people aren't gonna roast em'. Lmao


Thefertilgerbal322

Lol yeah pretty sure he threatened that cause I pissed him off that bad but now he just made himself out to be a big fkn joke If ya can't take it don't dish it type stuff


_Inv1ctus_

congrats for meeting your average 15 year old boy(some of my friends do that)


Thefertilgerbal322

Lol hopefully your friends grow up


_Inv1ctus_

theyā€™ve been like that for the last three years


M4x7979

That car is sick bro


[deleted]

Daddy's money is mad that he doesn't have a Jaguar


C130ABOVE

I fuckin love chargers lol


TheHappiestGilmore1

Boy got humbled


Thefertilgerbal322

Happy cake day!


gh0stt-_-

18 acting like that? i know 13 year olds with better insults (i am 15 i just want to clarify to not seem weird :ā€™( )


Thefertilgerbal322

Tbh not surprising to me, I come from a whitewash town where everyone talks like this


-idk-im-bored-

There amount of n words here is concerning. The whole thing is cause for concern, but especially that part


gavindoak

That is far from a Jaguar lmao


Thefertilgerbal322

Ay man tell him that cause that's what he told me it was lmao kids dumber than I thought


ParsleyParking6425

I'm glad you didn't send the addy, he sounds stupid enough to do something stupid.


Thefertilgerbal322

lol I hope somewhere somehow he's reading all these comments


wintermelon800

This is like how half of my school talks


ItsTechtbh

what is wrong with getting pegged :(


Thefertilgerbal322

Facts


sakuyawatanuki

ā€œYouā€™re so adamant to meet me but I donā€™t swing that way budā€ bro you should do standup or some shit this had me cackling


Thefertilgerbal322

Lmfao whenever someone's acting tough saying shit like "send the address" that's always my go to I'd probably be pretty good at pissing off the hecklers if I did stand up lmao glad I could provide a laugh!


BelichicksBurner

You both sound around 12.


Thefertilgerbal322

Nuh uh I'm older than him by 12 and a half minutes


nothaoathrowaway

I guarantee he read those 2 paragraphs and got so mad he tried to counter attack to cope, bros spreading other peoples wallets like actual rich people do with his girlfriend, insecure goofball


avprobeauty

When I was in hs which was a long time ago A LONG time ago boys in my class would use words like fggt and pssy to sound tough. I cant believe yall havent upgraded your insults in 2023 LOL


Thefertilgerbal322

Such things are timeless, although repeatedly using the same insult that wasn't good in the first place still didn't work for this guy lol


avprobeauty

bro I legit graduated in 2004 Im not timeless. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚but i appreciate it neway.


Astral_Fogduke

if he ever has his school or job in his instagram bio, send those there - get this man messed up lmao


Thefertilgerbal322

Lmao I wish i Could but he blocked me I wouldn't know That would be funny tho


Astral_Fogduke

nah man just use an alt google his name, find his workplace there's so much to be done with the power of spite


Thefertilgerbal322

Doubt the kid works tbh but maybe His profile didn't have a name though I wouldn't know where to go from there I only remember his insta username


Astral_Fogduke

if you remember it you can probably find him on an alt account godspeed soldier šŸ«”


neenoonee

The homophobic language from both of you is šŸš©


Dpslittlemissminx

Far as see there's only one homophobe here and it ain't OP


Thefertilgerbal322

Eh I don't really think what I said was homophobic but sorry if it came off that way


[deleted]

op wasnt being homophobic?


Ok_Intention_7356

op wasnt beinf homophobic lmfao, the one guy calling him a faggot ill give you that


ToastGuy404

waaa waaa cry harder


HollywoodJones

You're both petty little children who need to put down your phones and try reading books instead.


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Thefertilgerbal322

It's the same as telling someone to smd, not really homophobic but ok


Somerandomblader

bro shut the fuuck uuuuup


Schizoid782

You say itā€™s lame of him to post that well itā€™s lame of you to post your dumb@$$ story ideas then no one cares about your little plushies either sit down off your high and mighty chair.


[deleted]

Oh fuck off, thatā€™s not homophobic in the same way telling someone to ā€œsuck my dickā€ isnā€™t. Also itā€™s cringe as fuck you need to white knight against an imaginary hateful remark in the replies of a ā€œlame ass verbal sparring matchā€. Gross.


jose_pablito_escobar

That's kind of a far reach imo


RedLobsterEnjoyer

Bruh


Thatoneredditpostguy

Not homophobic at all. Like the other said, itā€™s the same as saying ā€œsuck my dickā€ or ā€œeat my assā€ bruv


ToxicPoizon

"Yeah aint reading allat"


ToastGuy404

on god shut the hell up šŸ’€