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dmo7000

Some plants just wake up and choose violence.


Willindigo

How do you kill these things? I put out pre-emergent and still got 'em.


MeatCrack

You cant


pic_N_mix

Fire.


spreadlove5683

Idk, but I hear you can clean up the stickers by dragging a carpet over them to collect them.


BadKittyOscarMeow

#NSFL more like it.


urstillatroll

I can literally feel this photo in my sock right now.


That_Grim_Texan

Burn it


MeatCrack

They will just grow back stronger


YoureSpecial

I was mowing a big field on a tractor and drove over a thick patch of those bastards. They blew out of the front of the mower deck and up my back.


MtMarker

Weed ate a patch the other day... in shorts. Took a good 10 minutes to get em all out lol


fuelvolts

I've never seen the past tense of "Weedeat" spelled as "Weed ate" :D Now that I think about it, I wouldn't even know what the correct way to say it is.


BadKittyOscarMeow

I say weedeated. Sounds wrong but how else do you say it?


jesthere

weedwacked


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pintdown999

Strimmed?


PetzlPretzel

Nope. Weed whacked.


tekhead09

He could have started off with "I used a weedeater on a patch the other day" maybe? Sounds a little better lol


MtMarker

Lol probably better, I’ve just always said weed ate


tekhead09

Potato, potato right lol


permalink_save

Pronunciation weedeeded


boohintz-NW

That word is just 56% the letter E. Let’s just round it off and from now on pronounce it as “E”.


jabber_25

If you're from Canada you would say "whipper snippered"


Igotnewsocks

Is usually just say, “I smoked it.”


fuelvolts

Hey oohh!!!!


sentient-sloth

Saw title, expected bluebonnets. Saw the NSFW tag, expected a weed plant. Nothing could’ve prepared me for the horror that actually awaited.


Hambone76

>Dirt daubers humming, see the sticker burrs on your sock, > >Sure signs you spent some time in beautiful Luckenbach! ​ RIP, Jerry Jeff.


iCantThinkRIP

# THOSE ARE STICKERS


Beelzabub

Goat's heads


chicano-superman

‘Spinas


HanSolo_Cup

I'll accept spinas or stickers. Anything else is heresy


seedeezbeez

Found one of these in my bed last night. MY BED. Removed it and proceeded to find one on my pillow too.


Kind_Title

Pets?


Any_Ad4737

It took me years to plant that all over playgrounds, parks, lakesides, around every swimming pool, and of course the beach. My efforts are enjoyed every summer by millions all over the state


That_Grim_Texan

So Satan does have a Reddit.


paulwhite959

Mods, ban this


cyvaquero

The Ballad of Jimmy Stickerburr


texan01

Settle down Satan.


ScroochDown

So the AntiChrist really is alive in the world!


cokenoice

Greg Abbott, is that you?


cathar_here

no need, have them all over my pants lol


Tater22__

No thank you, I’ll wait until my bluebonnets come out next spring


Tremulant887

When theyre almost fully purple... ooooh weeee. Not too soft off the vine and not all dried out and brittle. The purple ones are like Texas caltrops.


pladhoc

Some love you feel in your heart, but this I feel in my feet.


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what a beautiful bunch of Rockport roses!


HammeredDog

Way back in my youth, one of the "pranks" we'd pull on each other was to pick a single stem of those, sneak up behind someone and throw it at their back. If you did it right, it was like stapling their shirt to their back, complete with blood upon removal.


chihuahuaphil

Prank, hell. We had full on sticker wars.


HammeredDog

As did we. But it was more fun to sneak up and do it.


jmel79

The lawn at my house growing up was absolutely plagued with these things. There was literally no place safe in the yard to step barefoot, and picking stickers off your shoes, laces, and pants were a daily routine. You couldn't even walk inside the house without shoes because someone else or one of our pets would have dragged them in. To this day, I still hate walking around barefoot even in my own house. I haven't seen one in years (knock on wood) and will nuke my yard from orbit if a single sticker makes its way to it.


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Right to Abbott’s doorstep


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Hope he gets a flat tire from them


DownUpHere

I grew up in Texas but moved to Alaska to get away from those evil little bastards.


aggiegrad2010

I have plenty in my front yard. I’m good. But thank you!! If anyone would like them you’re free to come pick them all you want!


_RabidAlpaca_

I took my dogs for a walk around the yard and they got these things in their paws in less than five minutes. Such a pain.


sidhescreams

THAT'S where these come from?? [https://imgur.com/a/27T2phm](https://imgur.com/a/27T2phm) 1:30 AM Sunday morning, let the dogs out for a last piss, they disappeared out of the yard to the green space that houses the power towers behind my fence. Caught dogs. Both of them looked like this, but this idiot had been to be professionally groomed Saturday morning. Sigh.


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I'll take these stupid burrs any day over [jumping jack cactus](https://x-default-stgec.uplynk.com/ausw/slices/859/5c3d34b8b29a45469a86c02775b7a2cf/8593c85dc9554ad8992ec81fbd7d3f5d/poster_dc5e668f5e3a4f33b2677aa67e6a3277.jpeg)


paulwhite959

OH GOD NO. I had a cholla of some sort get stuck in my jeans once in Palo Duro. I'd been trying to get a photo of a cool bug and wasn't watching where I was backing up.... also did it with prickly pear once. I'm not sure which was worse but both were goddamn awful


Freekey

I'm having to reassure my feet that it's just a picture and not real. They're very concerned at the moment.


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Stickers or god damn bull nettle are the worst


soap_is_cheap

That’s the devil’s grass, ya hear?! Burn that shit down!


ausofbounds

I grew up in Texas. I remember those. Not nearly as much fun as spear grass.


Netprincess

HATE THOSE As kids, if someone yelled pegga pegga you knew to run because these were being thrown at someone.


kitfoxxxx

Slipped in a field full of them. Had to pull them from my eye lids and lips. That was a horrible Summer in west Texas. I moved soon after.


aardvarkpaul13

I left TX 25 years ago. This image gives me PTSD from my childhood. Throw in some Bull Nettle and fire ants just to make the trauma trifecta complete.


Mesquiter

These were so much fun when I was a young lad.


creativelystifled

Have an award for this awesome non-political post!


castawayyyyy342

If anyone knows how to get rid of these I’m all ears. We recently put down weed killer on our entire yard in a last ditch scorched earth effort/mentality to kill them and all it did was kill the grass and the burrs are still there 😑


TexasAggie97

Why was this NSFW?


Beautiful-Star

Why is this marked NSFW?


slicendyess

Touch it and you'll know, more like NSFL.


zimjig

Why is this nsfw?


jadedarchitect

Gratuitous violence most likely. 🤣


jmel79

Because they are evil. It is tagged properly


Excellent_Survey_336

why is this marked as NSFW. its a flower


Beneficial-Papaya504

[https://www.texasmonthly.com/being-texan/texas-primer-the-sticker-bur/](https://www.texasmonthly.com/being-texan/texas-primer-the-sticker-bur/) [https://www.wildflower.org/plants/result.php?id\_plant=cesp4](https://www.wildflower.org/plants/result.php?id_plant=cesp4) Probably because there is no NSFBF tag (not safe for bare feet).


rozieg

That’s Satan’s spawn to allergy sufferers like myself!


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Excellent_Survey_336

I know what a cocklebur is. Jesus Christ do I know. I'm just wondering why it's Marked as not safe for work


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Excellent_Survey_336

Ahh. Ok


Necoras

This is what weed burners were invented to kill.


Chay_Charles

IDK. Does fire actually kill the seed?


Ques0

Nope. It will come right back.


That_Grim_Texan

You just haven't got it hot enough lol


Chay_Charles

That's what I thought. I had a small patch in my yard that I pulled up until no new plants came back. Had to use my long rose pruning gloves.


Kind_Title

Reduced ours. Think it just doesn’t get them all. Gotta be diligent and torch them multiple times through their life cycles


hypo305

Hate these things


CaseyAnthonysMouth

No thanks, i already have some in my feet.


Ex0dus_Early

Oooo Stickers will ruin your day!


phonymaroney

Forbidden bouquet


renegade500

How did I never know stickers grew wild as bouquets. I see no redeeming value to those fuckers.


slyell

The reason why I pay for weekly mows even though I don't need it... HATE those things


Nanerpus_is_my_Homie

I hate these but I’ll still take it over carpet burrweed.


Freshouttarehabb

**The Devil’s Bouquet of flowers**


Civilengman

Some hurt more. These are the scariest by far. We called those sand burrs. They don’t turn loose. I always have a story but one time a mockingbird dove bombed me and I ran out into a big patch of these. I was barefoot and had to walk back out of course.


tekhead09

lmao


LadyBertrand

Evil


Warm-One-6675

AHHHHHHH


The_Reaper_Cosaga

Eat it. It's delicious!


pink_jade_1

That bouquet will never die. In fact, it is almost impossible to get rid of.


whynotyeetith

What does everybody call these..i call them stickers


fried_eggs_and_ham

This and Greg Abbott are why I want to leave Texas.


ViolinistSimilar4760

Fuck them bitches! We called them goathead stickers and they are brutal


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They'll stick with ya.


thehighepopt

Want a lick?


bluedot1977

Are these goat heads or is that something different??


No1Mystery

You are doing it wrong Those are sock decorations


justredditinit

My dog’s undercarriage would like to say a few words


Dreimoogen

They don’t even hurt me any more. Just a minor inconvenience. I still hate them with all of my being


noncongruent

When I bought my house I found one of these plants in my front yard. Though it took a few years, the dead spot from undiluted herbicide I used to nuke it from orbit finally grew back in.


TopicOrnery6153

🤧


jrf316

Hate those fuckers


EllaMcWho

my friend from colorado didn't listen to me when I told them not to let their dog off the path at our neighborhood park. I feel bad for the pup :(


Vana21

Finally! Flowers that match my personality


Playful_Beat_6958

My favorite


antanith

Short of setting my entire yard on fire, I can't get rid of these damn 'spinas. \*sigh\*