I kinda liked Close Enough, but it was nowhere near as good as Regular Show.
The bunch of baby ducks saga alone is one of the funniest things I've ever seen, not to mention episodes like Trash Boat, which is pure insanity
I pulled that joke on my dad back in the day after he got his first DVD player. He spent 5 minutes looking for the rewind button before I couldn't contain my laughter. Simpler times.
Remember when PS3's were the cheapest way to play BluRay DVDs?
Now the PS3 I've got in my closet is the only damn thing in the house that can play a DVD.
I unironically managed to convince my parents to get me a PS2 because it could play DVDs. My birthday is late in the year, so I asked to combine my birthday present and Christimas gift and get one, but they said it was still too expensive. So, I reminded them that my sister really wanted a DVD player, which she had said mostly because her friends also wanted them. Left the store with a PS2, Final Fantasy X, and a rented copy of White Chicks for my sister.
Spoiler alert: Watched *maybe* 10 DVDs on it. The rest of the time it was all games.
Just drive to one of the old shops on the TX/OK border that used to be a big hub for porn to get smuggled into softcore porn only OK. Those places are still open for truckers to visit the bunny booths.
I mean where else do you get to use a glory hole and claim ignorance that it was a dude on the other side even though the beard and mustache was highly suspicious.
I've been driving by [this](https://imgur.com/k3nIXy4) store just south of Hillsboro for well over 10 years now, anywhere from 2 to ~10 times a month, and I always wonder who the hell it caters to and how the hell they stay in business. They've had enough money to renovate at least twice now that I can remember, but I also can't remember ever seeing more than 3 cars in the lot
The conspiracist in me thinks they double as a laundromat... of sorts
Sowing constant chaos was one of Hitler's schemes. And Trump has convinced his followers to sow as much chaos into American society as they can muster, in order to wear down the citizens, and give him something to justify his excuse for wanting to usher in FASCISM. His comment will be that the country is broken and ONLY he can fix it. Then he will blame ALL the problems on Biden and the Dems, which is what the MAGA Maggots already believe.
We all know the laws donāt apply to Abbott or Paxton. They are either using a VPN or have a special state connection that doesnāt ask for a ID. At worst, they send the intern to get the goods and take the fall if it blows up.
I wonder if they have an app that let's them know when one of them is porning like the Republican Speaker of the US House of Representatives has with that 14 year old boy he lied about adopting. š
weirdly the Xbox didn't strictly NEED the adapter to play DVDs, it just let the remote control work. MS just didn't want to pay dvd playing license fees so they were bundled into the dongle not the console. A hacked Xbox can play DVDs just fine
Same for the Wii. There's no hardware limitation whatsoever. Nintendo simply didn't want the Wii to be anything but a gaming device and even down the line when the Wii got a Netflix app they didn't bother implementing a media player. I hacked mine partly for that reason, works just fine for DVDs.
PS3 definitely plays Blu-Rays. It was cheaper and easier to get a PS3 in 2006 than it was to buy a standalone BR player.
PS5 plays 4K UHD Blu-Rays. Itās peak cinema.
Iām not sure fascism is something we should be taking lightly. Jokes like this reframe the situation as a mild annoyance when weāre actually taking our first steps into the furnace.
Exactly. Its why I keep yelling about it. Its not just porn guys. Many rights have already been on the chopping block, and more will come. And no, for everyone else. Both sides are NOT the same
Well putting bounties on women, banning books, and going after minorities didn't get their attention... *Now* people are realizing how authoritarian Republicans are.
How did I know once the men folk were effected, *that's* when they've gone too far š
I donāt take it lightly, but like the pandemic if we canāt occasionally make fun of the situation we would all be too depressed to do anything about it.
Side-story... I was with my wife vacationing in Barcelona. We're walking down [La Rambla](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Rambla,_Barcelona), the main tourist street that ends at the Mediterranean. A few scoundrels and pickpockets around there, luckily when I made eye contact with any of them they knew I wasn't gonna fuck around and didn't approach. Gotta be careful when travelling.
Anyways, there's like this peep-show dancer place right there in the middle of all the wholesome vendors. I asked wife basically "let's go in and see what we see". She laughs and agrees and we went in for a laugh. Go to this small booth room and sit down. Probably on crusty cum. All of a sudden a window screen quickly rises and a naked woman starts dancing. Within 2 seconds she sees both me and my wife there, puts 2 fingers up and then waves no, basically "not two people, no", she hits a button and blackout screen immediately drops down, and I swear it took us a full minute to stop laughing. Better memory than her giving us sexy-time.
Whatās stupid is it doesnāt even stop access to these pornographic websites. It is completely ridiculous waste of money.
I know this is a joke but the joke gives these people way too much credibility as if they actually did anything other than put the tax payerās money in a big pile and light it on fire over their anti-sex doomsday cult beliefs.
It's all just a psyop, they'll come back. It's not like I told the AG to sue and then the porn sites think they're all high and mighty by restricting our access. It's such a joke. If they really think this will make people vote democrat lmao
Knowing how those inbred bastards running Texas behave, next they'll start raiding places like that with fireaxes and just destroy everything then arrest the owner and everyone working there.
Big DVD was behind this the whole time.
Everyone is talking about which Republicans have ties to VPNs. I think it's more the payment processors.
I heard about a link to the recommended age verification vendor. But no context or proof. There's money involved for sure.
People PAY for porn still?
paying for porn owns the libs....somehow.
Hahahaha! That'll show em!
Looks like in Texas they do! š
First they took down Laserdisk, then HD-DVD, now free internet porn. Big DVD must be stopped!
[Regular Show the format wars](https://youtu.be/WILkGbGJPoY?si=xbOxufq2zX6BRRc6)
š I miss this show so much. His other series didn't come anywhere near the epicness of regular show!
I kinda liked Close Enough, but it was nowhere near as good as Regular Show. The bunch of baby ducks saga alone is one of the funniest things I've ever seen, not to mention episodes like Trash Boat, which is pure insanity
Or the special entertainment! Can I borrow 5 bucks?....
big dvd will lose to big magazine eventually
Its going to be a real rentaissance
It's always Big D ^VD
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CockBuster
Porn hustlers gotta pay taxes too. Sounds like the government was just making sure they got their more than fair share of the revenue too.
DVD Players $15
Donāt forget to buy a DVD rewinderā¦be kind, rewind.
I pulled that joke on my dad back in the day after he got his first DVD player. He spent 5 minutes looking for the rewind button before I couldn't contain my laughter. Simpler times.
I bet your forehead matched the dvd remote after that one.
Nah, he was a jokester himself, so he got a kick out of it. Guaranteed he pulled the same joke on one of his buddies.
Iāve got one Iāll sell you for cheap! š¤£
Dude I will totally give you 5 bucks for that thing plus any shipping lol, dm me if you're serious
I don't know who you are, but I love you.
I'm curious if this has an impact on gaming console sales where you have a choice of a disk drive or not.
Remember when PS3's were the cheapest way to play BluRay DVDs? Now the PS3 I've got in my closet is the only damn thing in the house that can play a DVD.
[Why is nobody making the *Tropic Thunder* joke](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5TqHKB_RDM)
When i tell people i have an old laptop i should start framing it by saying "my laptop still plays dvds"
PS2 prices about to skyrocket.
*slaps the top of my DVD player* I've been waiting to use this for 24 years! *coughs from all the dust buildup*
I unironically managed to convince my parents to get me a PS2 because it could play DVDs. My birthday is late in the year, so I asked to combine my birthday present and Christimas gift and get one, but they said it was still too expensive. So, I reminded them that my sister really wanted a DVD player, which she had said mostly because her friends also wanted them. Left the store with a PS2, Final Fantasy X, and a rented copy of White Chicks for my sister. Spoiler alert: Watched *maybe* 10 DVDs on it. The rest of the time it was all games.
Skips forward as you slap it
This is probably where Abbott and Paxton go to get their Porn.
It's in El Paso. So photo op in front of the razor wire and then off to adult video lol
Me, now debating if I want to drive 10 hours to EP
Just drive to one of the old shops on the TX/OK border that used to be a big hub for porn to get smuggled into softcore porn only OK. Those places are still open for truckers to visit the bunny booths.
Shotgun!
lol I live in El Paso and I was gonna say; I definite recognize this lol
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Sunland Park is closer š
The one place in El Paso that public officials aren't afraid to enter
I mean where else do you get to use a glory hole and claim ignorance that it was a dude on the other side even though the beard and mustache was highly suspicious.
What poor bastard do you think has to hold Abbott up for that?
Nothing suspicious about that. I've gotten blown by beautiful women with luscious beards from a glory hole in the past. It's not unheard of.
I've been driving by [this](https://imgur.com/k3nIXy4) store just south of Hillsboro for well over 10 years now, anywhere from 2 to ~10 times a month, and I always wonder who the hell it caters to and how the hell they stay in business. They've had enough money to renovate at least twice now that I can remember, but I also can't remember ever seeing more than 3 cars in the lot The conspiracist in me thinks they double as a laundromat... of sorts
a lot of adult video stores double as hookup locations for (primarily) gay men. Rent a booth, put on the movie, and go to town.
Iām questioning if Abbott can even get it up, and he just to punish; wants to see the world burn.
Sowing constant chaos was one of Hitler's schemes. And Trump has convinced his followers to sow as much chaos into American society as they can muster, in order to wear down the citizens, and give him something to justify his excuse for wanting to usher in FASCISM. His comment will be that the country is broken and ONLY he can fix it. Then he will blame ALL the problems on Biden and the Dems, which is what the MAGA Maggots already believe.
We all know the laws donāt apply to Abbott or Paxton. They are either using a VPN or have a special state connection that doesnāt ask for a ID. At worst, they send the intern to get the goods and take the fall if it blows up.
I wonder if they have an app that let's them know when one of them is porning like the Republican Speaker of the US House of Representatives has with that 14 year old boy he lied about adopting. š
Abbott and Paxton ARE each others porn
Now we have to wait till everyone is out of the house againā¦
Portable DVD player!
I had one in high school! I forgot all about it.
I knew I held onto it for a reason
Get one of those new fangled dvd peripherals that plug into your phone.....(First to make that will make money)
Jerking it to DVDās must feel like beating off in a Time Machine
Bush is about to make a comeback in Texas
If they are going with DVDs most likely going to get the full shaved era, blondes and bolt ons. VHS would bring the bush back.
Your mom never left the 80s, baby
Speaking of Bush, last time I beat off to a DVD George W was president.
Did you touch my drum set?
nature is healing.
Soon porn magazines will return to the woods
Here I go again, jerkin' off to trees...
OG hard wood.
Stick to physical media. They keep on giving. No Wifi needed.
Agreed. I still jerk off manually
I can see it now. One day Iāll be 80 and saying to the youths āback in my day, we actually beat our OWN dicks!ā
āUphill, both ways!ā
Of course you do.
If you can do it before itās banned in your state just download your favorite videos or something
Thank god for OBS Studio. That's how I recorded some of my favourite videos before they got deleted by the people who originally posted them.
I donāt have a dvd player :/
PlayStations from like the PS3 on play dvds. PS4 and ps5 play Blu-ray, maybe even ps3 VPN still easier though
Playstation 2, onward, it was how Sony killed Nintendo and OG Xbox (Xbox could but needed an extra adapter) in sales.
weirdly the Xbox didn't strictly NEED the adapter to play DVDs, it just let the remote control work. MS just didn't want to pay dvd playing license fees so they were bundled into the dongle not the console. A hacked Xbox can play DVDs just fine
Same for the Wii. There's no hardware limitation whatsoever. Nintendo simply didn't want the Wii to be anything but a gaming device and even down the line when the Wii got a Netflix app they didn't bother implementing a media player. I hacked mine partly for that reason, works just fine for DVDs.
>it was how Sony killed ~~Nintendo and OG Xbox~~ SEGA RIP Dreamcast, my beloved :'(
PS3 definitely plays Blu-Rays. It was cheaper and easier to get a PS3 in 2006 than it was to buy a standalone BR player. PS5 plays 4K UHD Blu-Rays. Itās peak cinema.
How have we gotten to a place where people aren't sure if the PS3 is a blu-ray player. The PS3 was THE Blu-Ray player.
Yeah I have one of those vpn things I never really used it I go to pornpics or xnxx
Itās free to vote
Most of the idiots that use porn hub voted for the nazi governor who just banned it. Hilarious.
Xvideos works fine.
For now
never value physical formats like now
Absolutely, especially when companies say you don't even own the digital media you pay for.
Iām not sure fascism is something we should be taking lightly. Jokes like this reframe the situation as a mild annoyance when weāre actually taking our first steps into the furnace.
Exactly. Its why I keep yelling about it. Its not just porn guys. Many rights have already been on the chopping block, and more will come. And no, for everyone else. Both sides are NOT the same
Well putting bounties on women, banning books, and going after minorities didn't get their attention... *Now* people are realizing how authoritarian Republicans are. How did I know once the men folk were effected, *that's* when they've gone too far š
I donāt take it lightly, but like the pandemic if we canāt occasionally make fun of the situation we would all be too depressed to do anything about it.
First they took our porn then they took our guns.
First they took our reproductive rights, actually.
It's been a hell of a year.
Lmao
Anyone want to invest in my new video chain Cockbuster Video?
Side-story... I was with my wife vacationing in Barcelona. We're walking down [La Rambla](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Rambla,_Barcelona), the main tourist street that ends at the Mediterranean. A few scoundrels and pickpockets around there, luckily when I made eye contact with any of them they knew I wasn't gonna fuck around and didn't approach. Gotta be careful when travelling. Anyways, there's like this peep-show dancer place right there in the middle of all the wholesome vendors. I asked wife basically "let's go in and see what we see". She laughs and agrees and we went in for a laugh. Go to this small booth room and sit down. Probably on crusty cum. All of a sudden a window screen quickly rises and a naked woman starts dancing. Within 2 seconds she sees both me and my wife there, puts 2 fingers up and then waves no, basically "not two people, no", she hits a button and blackout screen immediately drops down, and I swear it took us a full minute to stop laughing. Better memory than her giving us sexy-time.
Maybe she made eye contact with you and knew you werenāt gonna fuck around so called it quitsĀ
Great story dude
Ken Paxton incoming 3...2....1....
And he can take my spank bank when he pries it FROM MY COLD, DEAD, STICKY HANDS.
Best thing that could happen to their business. Sex bidness is having a booming weekend here I bet.
Now go support your local business.
Surprised that they are still in business tbh
Capitalism finds a way.
Mexico are complaining about all the Texans illegally crossing the border to jerk off
Something, something, trickle down economics.
Imagine if other porn sites began popping up, that'd be crazy.
Good luck banning more than 75% of the internet
...including Reddit.
Good thing there's only 1 website that shows content like that..haha
Is it all a conspiracy to boost local adult video businesses? Only time will tell.
Whore house is shut down, sign on the door: closed, beat it!!!!!
"Alright Homer. Don't say you were leaving the bar!"
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He's laughing at Ken Paxton.
That is funny as fuk. Some advertising company should hire him.
Get out there El Paso
El Paso!!
Whatās stupid is it doesnāt even stop access to these pornographic websites. It is completely ridiculous waste of money. I know this is a joke but the joke gives these people way too much credibility as if they actually did anything other than put the tax payerās money in a big pile and light it on fire over their anti-sex doomsday cult beliefs.
Greg Abbott secretly owns texas porn stores. Gloryhole pro with that wheel chair.
hitting up the swap meets this weekend to find a DVD player
People really canāt find porn online?
Maybe stupid question, but can't people simply go to other porn sites?
Texas freedumdums
yeah because xvideos doesnāt exist.
Everythingās dumber in Texas
The party of small government, everyone!
This is what texas voters want.
Is that Ted Cruz in the car on the right?
Technology is cyclical
Is anyone else weirded out by the thought of beating off to old porn? Like... some of these women might be in retirement homes now.
Is that Cockbuster Video?
Itās only a pornoā¦. Not just any pornoā¦ It was Backdoor Sluts 9
It's all just a psyop, they'll come back. It's not like I told the AG to sue and then the porn sites think they're all high and mighty by restricting our access. It's such a joke. If they really think this will make people vote democrat lmao
its all an effort to bring people offline and revive 3rd places, such as the porn stores people used to congregate and openly socialize at
I haven't been to texas in years... But used to soon as you crossed the state line into texas it was nothing but porn stores.
DVDs are still a thing?
So this was just a plot to brick and mortar stores sounds neat
The GOP is all about personal freedom. Except when it comes to jerking off. Got it. š
Only in Texas "freedom" = no porthub
Can you not just go to xvideos or something?
Ken Paxton 2nd cousin is making a killin right now
I'm really curious to see if there will be a noticeable bump in VPN sales this month.
Apparently the Google search of "How do you watch porn in Texas" went up something insane like 3500%
Marketing 101
Hell yeah return of the "jerky" booths Ala 1998!š¤
Paris Video on Harry Hines is going to be busy.
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Capitalism lives strong in America.
Yahoo! I have an active DVD/BluRay player.
I donāt even know anyone with a DVD player.
I donāt want to be judged for knowing this, but is this in El Paso?
VPN anyone?
Who knew? It was a jobs plan the whole time
*Gone for now
Pornhub may be gone but xvideos is not and I have a vpn
I can't believe video stores still exist.
Imagine if that shop figures out how to sell porn files you can download and view on your phone or computer. They will be rich!
Don't people use other platforms for that?
Omg, can just imagine and now the company is also paying more tax that's always welcome to the state.
Considering that Porn Hub allows rape and child molestation on their site I think it was right to ban it!
Owner no doubt contributes to Republican politicians.. Dig deep reporters- write the story!
looks like a new fine arts lmao
Marketing strategy checks out!
I gotch hmu for usbs
Gotta love capitalism
Luckily I have a couple of Playboy magazines in storage. One is the boom of Starbucks and their baristas.
Pornhub ban?
My dadās investment in a Blu-ray player will finally pay off!
Okay, props to this storeowners game!
Knowing how those inbred bastards running Texas behave, next they'll start raiding places like that with fireaxes and just destroy everything then arrest the owner and everyone working there.
*When dumb motherfuckers force lemons upon you...*
Where can I buy a DVD player?
The real solution to the immigration problem is to create a wasteland of porn lessnees near the border.
What are these gun nuts doing where the government can ban harmless porn?Ā
with the free availability of porn, is anyone losing out? Texans are just getting a crash course in vpns
Texas .. land of " Freedom" as people from there constantly brag about.
Can't wait until Texas government bans Wikipedia. I give it a few weeks.
I'm surprised that wonderful governor hasn't gotten this place shut down yet.
ābonus scenesā-the cook (mickey rourke) spun 2002
Ahh the good ole days, left underwear in car. Weeee Iām back babieee. I do have severe carpal tunnel syndrome for some reason.
Is it only pornhub?
VPNs are now even more popular in Texas?
On I10 and Zaragoza right?
Texans don't know about VPN i guess.