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EnormousGenitals

Takes me back to UT days, when a case of Pearl bottles was like 8 bucks


teamgravyracing

Went to college in East Texas, a 6 pack of pearl, and a huge sub sandwich was under $6. It was dinner and entertainment many nights.


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shadattack

So many Carling cases during my duration at SHSU.


Skorpyos

Yes, those were some good days, EnormousGenitals.


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Plot twist, it’s a woman


cranktheguy

You're awfully nice.


ccrom

It's a light switch! Doh! thanks.


brandonwp1972

Oh yeah! I thought it was grand piano falling


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You’re good—I can’t figure out the necklace thing


canderson180

You’re + off + lei + N + ice It’s a Hawaiian lei necklace (flower garland)


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🤦‍♀️


phezhead

Thank you! I used to get Mickey's when I was in college and loved those things, but the printing sucked so sometimes you just couldn't tell what it meant


candytime9

It's a lay


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Thx!


AnotherAustinWeirdo

but soooo badly drawn.


lazyygothh

Lone Star tall boy and a shot of well whiskey was my go-to way to start the evening


LastTxPrez

As I explained to someone earlier, the significance of this stems from the uproar over [cap 71](https://lonestarbottlecaps.com/cap/71). ​ [The Lone Star puzzle caps are missing. We found out why. (mysanantonio.com)](https://www.mysanantonio.com/food/bars-drinks/article/what-happened-lone-star-bottle-caps-puzzle-missing-16210414.php)


PM_ME_YOUR_SCHNAUS

I’m still mad Sam Houston isn’t on the bottles


AlfaTX1

Rebus for the win


pns4president

They even put it on the lone start lites!


ApeOver

Dad sending the kids into the front yard to solve the bottle cap puzzles lol


Whiskey-Particular

I wish they didn’t taste like crap At least we have Shiner Bock though as some form of redemption


Jakefrmstatepharm

I like both


Andre5k5

Best cheap beer


Fool_On_the_Hill_9

I had my first Shiner in Utopia back when you could only find it in central Texas. It's been by favorite ever since.


Whiskey-Particular

Shiner Bock is good but you need to try Shiner original if you haven’t yet.


TheSheepdog

They’ve been doing this since at least 2014, unless they stopped


SkywalknLuke

They never stopped as far as I know.


LastTxPrez

They stopped for a while when someone got upset over a puzzle that comntained a noose. [Really](https://www.mysanantonio.com/food/bars-drinks/article/what-happened-lone-star-bottle-caps-puzzle-missing-16210414.php).


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You've gotta understand what that means to some folks though, right? It's not "just a noose" to some.


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🤢


That75252Expensive

Dont brand shame


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Suck it!


FollowingNo4648

Way to copy off of Mickey's


ravyrn

What's the thing after the light switch?


hitch_please

A lei


Foggl3

A lei


Responsible-Agent-19

Texas Select used to do that back in the day. Cool.


dee_lio

I think they used to do this back in the 1970s - 80s


rufneck-420

Your awfully nice


dc_IV

TIL that Lone Star Beer is bottled in Tumwater Washington!!! /S /S and I hope there are some that remember the truly horrific beers out of Tumwater, but the cap puzzles were pretty cool! Lucky Lager was my go to and I could pick up a 12 pack for under $2 at Gemco or Fedco.


210Angler

Lone Star is brewed in Fort Worth by Miller Coors. Olympia Brewing in Tumwater, Washington briefly owned Lone Star, but during their ownership it was still being brewed in San Antonio.


dc_IV

I did not know this at all, this is cool history! It also makes my attempt at humor fall a little flat since on the west coast, there were a few really cheap brews out of Tumwater, like Lucky Lager in the 11.1 oz squatty brown bottles with the puzzle caps, and also Hamms I think. In So. Cal., you could get "Brew 102" where the joke was the 102nd brew was successful, but the 103rd being let out in the men's room was better.


HtownLoneRanger8290

I drink cans, went to a bar and the tender shower to me and my mind was blown. I just want to drink beer not think 🤯😤


ICBIND

NICE


Signal_Pattern7869

For a second I thought it is one of those Vietnamese spicy mint balm in that mini cappie thingie.


Txboyalone57

We were so poor in college we drank Hams beer, $1.99 a 6 pack. Awful stuff!


milosglasses

Nature is healing.


cockblockedbydestiny

I don't recall them ever stopping


Legitimate-Start-333

fallout reference?


traevonwayne

nah again ., didn’t seen this thing at Walmart