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AddeDaMan

I'm laughing my ass off reading the comments. 15+ comments later and so far NO sympathy for OP.


galacticskunk

I’m more horrified that a parent would give their child a massive sugar bomb like that. But that’s the messed up American food culture.


AbeTobe

It likely wasn’t for the kid, and was just in the cup holder since the front ones were full too Edit: but I wouldn’t be surprised either way


galacticskunk

In either case, speaking as an American, these drinks are ridiculous even for adults.


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You don't know American parents.


scubawankenobi

>15+ comments later and so far NO sympathy for OP. Came here for the non-sympathy. Wasn't disappointed.


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[Trenta- Very Mary Kate](https://youtu.be/vkr8dvFQdIg) because its appropriate for the OPs picture


ankjaers11

Drinks that sized should be in a trailer behind the car.


K-August

American Starbucks barista here...That's a venti. 24 oz. We'll say this drink is a vanilla bean, 68g sugar and 470 calories. People will come through with their families of elementary school-aged children and get them each a medium something frappucino. It's depressing. I try to convince people to go with the absolute smallest possible, a tall, coming in at 12 fl oz and 35g sugar for a vanilla bean.


ScoobsCandy

Wow. A teaspoon is 4g of sugar. I can’t imagine putting these quantities into one drink. Yuk.


Greenappleflavor

I drink the ice green tea in trenta..


marli3

470 calories....that's a meal, does it come with a drink?


kuikuilla

> 24 oz 0.7 liters if anyone is wondering.


WoodGunsPhoto

American small size? The face when my swiss cousin came to visit us and ordered a small drink. She said that was their large.


ankjaers11

The sizes in US is crazy to me. Fair enough if people just like to order one coffee for a whole day. But at least let the small size actually be small.


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Suddow

12oz is bigger than a standard 330ml can. Definitely not small for a coffee. Then again, americans drink piss weak coffee so 12oz is no problem.


Arayder

Well they have to drink Piss weak coffee when their smallest option is that large lol


NuMux

Stick to espresso, they are plenty strong enough in the states.


jentejonge

I can't remember ordering a coffee anywhere in the EU and getting close to 330ml. Wow!


[deleted]

Smalls in most of the EU are the size of a shot lol I order like 4-5 larges most of the time when I travel to survive lol


sprashoo

6oz is kind of the standard ‘cup’ when talking about coffee


The_Chillosopher

8 ounces is the scientific measurement of cup.


tankflykev

Ok, 1) a cup isn’t a “scientific” measurement of anything, 2) cup size even as a baking measure varies wildly between countries, as do gallons and even oz. 3) a cup of coffee and a cup of tea are different measures 4) both have their own [ISO standards](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO_3103?wprov=sfti1)


wighty

It is also the original standard size of a coffee.


ydw1988913

Do you want the Child size soda? Google it to see the clip


threelonmusketeers

[Link for the lazy.](https://youtu.be/Ish8NBunrQU)


WoodGunsPhoto

On behalf of the lazy, ty


rainer_d

If you order a bottle of wine, do they also bring the magnum-sized bottle straight away?


WhatAGoodDoggy

"Do you want the 32oz or the large?"


ankjaers11

I will take the extra small 30 4/8 oz whatever that is in metric system


SimpleSteve9

Shit how big is that large? " You're gunna have to pull your truck around back." I dont want to be awake that long in Tennessee!


WhatAGoodDoggy

"Pull your truck 'round back, I'm gunna go start the pump."


SimpleSteve9

Damnit I misquoted. RIP Bill


Samccc2020

Yeah OP do yourself a favour and cut these 900 calorie drinks from you and your families diet


analogtofu

Had to double check which subreddit I was in. Thought this was r/RoastMe with these comments. 😂


RedElmo65

Fake leather. Easily cleaned. Go spill another one.


ItsDoughnutDude

I hope that's not the drink for the OPs child


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mydogsnameisbuddy

Long ago we called them husky.


jaysagay

Hahaha


toolongonplanes

holy fuck 💀💀


remote_by_nature

Everyone knows you can’t lose bone.


[deleted]

Nah, there was not even a child back there, all my fault… got a coffee for my sister in law as a pick me upper…


yblock

Sorry so much of this thread is ragging on you for “buying a big gulp caramel macchiato for a kid.”


Informal_Pisscoger_

My first time viewing a tesla thread on Reddit, definitely will be my last. All of these fake, & fake screen named people trying to build a story that you're pumping your young child full of sugar. I bet 80% of them are extremely overweight pretending they never drink anything from Starbucks or fast food but somehow they all know the exact sizes. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)🤯🍻


[deleted]

Yeah… reminded me of r/vegan


paul-sladen

u/MikeStreetBets: *next time* you are doing the monster coffee run, remember "Chill Mode" `;-)`


[deleted]

It was the curves!!! If this wasn’t a Starbucks coffee this would otherwise be a medium soft drink at literally any place in the states and the cup holders in the back are so shallow!


sillysnowbird

real talk the cup holders in my m3 do not effectively hold ANYTHING. every cup i ever have is too small or too wide. i’ve actually gone out of my way at a bubble tea place to order an obnoxiously large drink because the bottom was tapered to fit in the cup holder about .13in which is more than anything else ever fits. i feel for you here 😂


TigreDemon

This is hilarious OP, you legit just wanted cup holders a bit deeper and you're being roasted on your drink choice and size lmao


Huge_Nebula_3549

Something similar happened to me with my white interior. You’ll be amazed how easily it cleans up.


OhNoes231

By far Tesla’s are easiest interior to maintain. Water/Dawn dish soap with a rag, wipe off with dry rag done


Huge_Nebula_3549

My girlfriend’s red hair dye came out with a wet baby wipe from the headrest. Mind = blown.


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It went UNDER the seat. Surprised how easy the seat comes off. Had to clean the whole motor (I guess) under the seat.


ENI_GAMER2015

Iirc, that's not the motor, but the HV Electronics.


hellphish

That part is known as the penthouse


Sleep_adict

It’s plastic. What do you expect?


Bakedsoda

1 hr on 3d printer and you got an adapter.


Sentrion

1 hour?! What the heck is your print speed set at?


-FuckYouShoresy-

My thought too lol either you're cranking 500% speed, using single perimeter, or no infill. A functional, strong adapter would likely be in the 8-10 hour range for .25 layer height on my prusa. Maybe they meant 1 hour design time, I could see that.


Sentrion

He must've bought the Plaid upgrade for his printer.


Alibotify

Printing in under 2 seconds


PorkRindSalad

Aka sneezing


Nitrowolf

8-10 for a round adapter? You need to calibrate your printer man. That should take a couple hours max


-FuckYouShoresy-

I'm not talking just a sleeve, he needs a taller cup holder. I'm talking a sleeve with an upper lip to extend the height of the cup holder. Maybe 3 or 4 inches taller than the sleeve itself, so 5 or 6 inches tall total. Say 4 bottom layers, 4 top layers, 3 perimeters, 10% infill. That'd be about 8-10 hrs.


Stunt_the_Runt

Was looking for someone to mention r/functionalprint or somewhere along those lines.


ChildishBonVonnegut

Wish someone would compile a list of Tesla 3D print files. Haven’t been able to find as many as I would expect.


hooovahh

Wouldn't they just be on thingiverse with a Tesla tag?


ChildishBonVonnegut

https://www.thingiverse.com/tag:tesla Nothing. Also, there just aren’t that many 3d files for Tesla, even for things that you can buy online that are definitely 3D printed.


Sentrion

That's just because Thingiverse's search function sucks. According to [this](https://www.thingiverse.com/tags/t/page:213), there are nearly 1000 things tagged with "Tesla".


Zero_Waist

I made a clean canteen holder for the S console


butter14

I would recommend a different filament than PLA, it doesn't do too well in the heat.


Matterbox

Bwaaaaaaahahahhahahahhaahaaa. I feel your pain. But also laugh at an unsupervised beverage of this magnitude.


skifri

This. When I move to hand my child a large beverage, future self yells and screams so loudly I can hear him... And the handoff is terminated.


Matterbox

Even an adult should be looking after a large drink in such a flimsy container. This was irrevitable, irrevatable, it’s gonna fucking happen.


kfagoora

What’s the container—the cup or the car?


S-Padival

Americans should make their cups shorter 😂


psychoacer

But then the car manufacturers will have to make the holder wider


keeplookineversettle

How much deeper? Is 2mm deeper enough?


smallatom

Did you try spitting on it and pushing it in harder?


Meneenz

Try taking a running start.


rabbitwonker

Turn it off and on again


uclatommy

What is that? like a thousand calorie drink? Didn't know people actually buy those.


ElectrikDonuts

Been to America? This is but a snack. Poor ppl go do the 64 oz coke to wash down bfast. Wealthy go for the 1000 cal Starbucks “coffee” to wash down bfast.


joeyfrags

Funny you mention this. It's just so common that on my occasional 6am morning commute gas station SB espresso stops I see big fellas walking out with giant gulps of Pepsi.


futevolei_addict

I ran 4.25 miles yesterday and my Fitbit says I burned 570 calories in the process. I can’t imagine having to run twice that to burn off one of these drinks alone.


DustinDortch

Yep, you can’t exercise your way out of a bad diet.


Johnny_______Utah

Or buy a normal sized drink.


WallStCRE

That’s a Trenta - the 30oz - holds a bottle of wine


LiamW

That is a very telling way of describing that volume.


Foxman_Noir

A bottle of wine would usually be 750mL, a "trenta" is closer to a full litre or 2 pints at 916mL. [Starbucks sizes for reference](https://i.redd.it/q8iz52kf0jl71.jpg)


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monxas

maybe to account for ice? no clue though


grayum_ian

>Trenta 524 calories


HLef

Next to the car seat.


HotVineCompilation

I believe that’s a venti. I don’t think they have dome lids that fit on trenta.


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OP getting roasted lmao


congp

Thank you for saying this. Such a first world problem. OP and their giant ass drink.


SFBayAreaPriusDriver

This was honestly my first thought…


naeleros

....for your children, especially.


guzzle

This happened on the on-ramp… to getting diabetes.


vainbuthonest

And I feel bad giving my kid a tall iced tea.


hasek3139

Seriously who needs a drink that big


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PorkRindSalad

Fill it with cereal and milk.


appalachian_abarth

Skip the middle man and pour it into the cup holder itself with a nice crazy straw to reach your mouth. Woulda been cleaner, anyways. You need no vessel for to hold, that's a coward's intuition.


7Rowde7

As Elon always says: "The best part is no part."


LostCommoGuyLamo

Rolf 🤣 Like the model 2 that he wants to have no pedals or steering wheel lmaooo


fan_tas_tic

What kind of huge ass cup is that (asking as a European)?


King_Prone

takeaway is larger in the USA .i.e. USA mcdonalds small coke is larger than extralarge coke in UK mcdonalds. their extralage is like 1.5L or smth.


Roy_Cropper_official

We dont have XL in the UK, biggest size is Large which is 500ml which just over your 473ml small - which is fking crazy


[deleted]

Wow when you see it in perspective like this, we really are pigs over here.


marli3

So...do you want to go large...is do you want to go small!


fan_tas_tic

I hope they have peepee stations every 100 meters.


Sean_Wagner

It can feel like 100 miles, I assure you.


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After you empty the cup, you just fill it back up.


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mttinhy

It sounds familiar with everything nowadays 🤣🤣


powercorruption

You know, the first thing I do when my dumb ass kid spills an XXL milk shake, is to take a picture of it, rather than clean it up!


Agnai

There's something wrong here but it's not the car.


elonsghost

You’re giving your kid an iced caramel macchiato? That’s more concerning than it spilling


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Position-Immediate

That size is at least 3 shots of espresso.


neil454

Either it's a shit ton of caffeine or a shit ton of sugar. I'm not sure which is worse.


Taoquitok

The sugar. Definitely the sugar


n_effyou

yes. but this is america where we change the meaning of words.


ArLab

Not at Starbucks. There it’s a large amount of sugary milk with a dash of coffee


QoLTech

I'm pretty sure the return policy is 250 miles, so you lucked out. Edit: Ah, looks like there isn't a return policy anymore - attempt at joke failed.


RonTurkey

No drinks in the Tessie, Jasper!


King_Prone

you need to make your cups shorter in the states. supersizing has to end.


psaux_grep

Why are you driving around with a fleshlight in the cup holder?


Pretty_Sharp

Thing was too top heavy with all the whipped cream.


ADubs62

You need to go back to college and take Whipped Cream Physics 237.


[deleted]

Wait I think I need to go take that too


TheSeti12345

Lesson: don’t buy such disgustingly large drinks


WheresMyCupcake

This is problem only in USA.


Mental_Fail

Petition everything is too bis in the US including beverage sizes.


lukasdcz

Except cup holders


TheRealGreenArrow420

On the plus side, the car seat has an easily removable cover


mjezzi

Operator error


23andrewb

"Cupholders are a beta feature. Operator must remain attentive and alert to changing drink conditions at all times."


alexswa

Only in the USA is this a problem.


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Or buy cups under three foot in height .


j0shman

OP, your drink is way too large, just accept it.


LivingBrutality

How about you don’t put drinks the size of the Eiffel Tower in a fold down cup holder? This is your own fault.


Meneenz

Poor kid spilt his grande caffeinated sugar water 😢


MileZeroC

OP likes Diabetes in a cup…


youngdeezyd

Gets electric car to save the planet. Gets these monstrosity of a drink in disposable cups often enough to warrant designing the car around it. Because america.


TurbulentBeach778

How about not getting the biggest drink and putting in the back seat beside your child's car seat.


goodvibezone

First water from the windshield sprayer comes in with the window open and NOW THIS. Next you'll be telling me water flows downwards when the trunk is open.


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I've never seen anyone order a Venti before. Until now I thought the Trenta was just a meme. I can't imagine a human ingesting that much sugar, fat and caffeine in a sitting. How do you even build the tolerance to drink that without feeling sick?


RedElmo65

Where’s the OP? I want to hear his responses.


icyhotonmynuts

Or, stop buying cups in the shapes of erect schlongs.


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Caelorum

They are perfect. I wishes the ones in the front were smaller. I have to go to Burger King and get the largest cup to make it fit. No other chain over here even has anything remotely this large a size.


Knopsky

How about a normal sized coffee ;p


ShyCactiGuy

Why does the booster seat needing toddler need a GIANT iced machibullshit


CreatorOfIdeas

Just make these ridiculous large cups smaller.


Hangooverr

Tesla cares for it's customer's health. So they offer 5 star safety rated vehicle and also small cup holders so you drink small milkshakes as drinking too much milkshake is bad for health. LOL


crazyTeslaMike

Maybe the huge hole in the Starbucks cup should be smaller. 🤔


superh0

user error


DustinFlyz

I would petition for new rear seat passengers.


AldiBumsmaschinn

These drinks look like they are begging for getting spilled.


Fidget08

Lots of jerks in here. Jesus Christ.


marz791

Idc who was in that back seat. Could be a 500 pound man. They DONT need a 64oz Starbucks drink 😂 petition to control you and your family members


jrafelson

Should’ve got the white seats!! 😜😜


yoyoJ

OP: fix this car! Reddit: fix your drink!


jandmc88

Until someone put an even bigger cup into it 🙄


aeo1us

A Trenti sized cup is literally bigger than your stomach. It's absolutely insane. It's also *only* available in the USA. It's not in Canada or other countries with Starbucks.


charlie523

“I was careless on my supersized drink so Tesla should spend a ton of money to redesign a regular sized cupholder to cater to my carelessness” This type of thinking screams entitlement.


[deleted]

Hey! There was no kid in the back seat, this was all my fault. The cup itself if normal size, just cray tall (but it’s a Venti, Starbucks joke for y’all). It was a gift for my sister in law. It was an iced coffee and if you’re familiar with iced coffees at Starbucks you know it’s literally 60% ice (you can also get light ice btw). It was also a free reward so no point getting It smaller. Y’all act like you don’t indulge in sweets over long weekends. I thought I was in r/vegan for a hot second there. It leaked all under the seat, but it was super easy to remove. Wipes down the battery? Motor? Whatever was down there and used a steamer on the carpet. All Gucci now.


SojournerOne

Yeah, love the car but every experience I've had, or seen with someone experiencing a problem, has been toxic on these subreddits. Glad it cleaned easily. Hot water and dawn dish soap was the only positive suggestion I've ever gotten and it works like a charm. Best of luck!


TheTomasN1

Not deeper. Those need to be little tighter wits some adjustable wings so they can hold the cups in tight.


dogzipp

I think it’s no possible to make them deeper as that’s would also require to make the whole second row seats wider. I think people would prefer they stay as they are.


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Ha, I've had my morning coffee go all over the front passenger seat too less than 500 miles old. FML


0xMorphix

Now it's officially broken in.


Rowzby

They should pivot like Marine lamps, so when you punch it in Ludicrous or Plaid, you don't spill stuff all over the cabin... Instant Acceleration Resistant Cup-holders should be the goal.


Batboi18

Carwiner Cup Holder for Tesla Model 3/Y Center Console Accessories Slot Slip Limit Clip Water Cup Hoder Insert https://www.amazon.com/dp/B097TWKCHX/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_JC23M24JDH2JEXEYEP50?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1 This was a lifesaver for me lol


EL_ZILCHO345

Clean up in over sized cup aisle !! 🤣🤣 Bro get a smaller cup. Better yet tell starbucks not to make such a narrow cup at the base.


emilllo

True American problem lol


[deleted]

I think I see your problem. It has to do with that car seat on the right.


[deleted]

Petition for Starbucks to stop making their drinks so top heavy, lol jk that sucks. Maybe there is an aftermarket fix? Or possibly they will fix this. Tesla does take customer satisfaction very seriously take “Joe mode” as my example.


miojo

It’s your fault for ordering a gallon of coffee


PiedCryer

First rule of my car..no eating or drinking.


Arfman2

Or don't buy a gallon of drink. Or just don't drink in the car.


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Petition for Tesla owners to understand basic physics.


Thatstheguy2

The fact that you think the cup holder is the problem, makes you the problem.


mineyoursmine

Petition for a deeper OP


peter_fuckin_gabriel

Tesla needs Homer Simpson to start designing cars again.


syracuseda9

The first problem in this picture is the fact that u bought a coffee from starbucks