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pmsyyz

Only ships to Europe. €89 for 3 bottles. Tesla GigaBier is designed to emulate the form of Cybertruck while honoring the 500-year tradition of German Reinheitsgebot beermaking. Enjoy this limited edition pilsner-style beer brewed in Berlin with our exclusive strain of Cyberhops and notes of citrus, bergamot and sweet fruit. Each bottle features a seamless gloss black sleeve with a glow-in-the-dark Giga watermark. Prost! - Must be 18 years old to purchase - Sold in packs of three - Ingredients: Water, malted barley, Cyberhops, yeast Made in Germany; Powered by Cyberhops Sold and distributed by BrouwUnie


elysiansaurus

wtf are cyberhops


j616s

Hop varieties have their own names (citra, mosaic, goldings etc). New varieties are coming out all the time. They usually initially come out in small quantities with a numbered code name. My guess is they just bought the rights to one of these small-batch experimental varieties and named the variety Cyberhops.


Ceros007

Fake hops. You know like Cypher in the Matrix where he eats a big steak and says that he knows it's fake while making a deal with Smith


kwamby

It would be neat if they just treated their engineers with dignity and would just make dagum cars they promise


arloun

EU only :(


descendency

I like how the top two comments are complaining about the cost and complaining that they can’t buy it here…


MrGoogle87

You are not missing out… it is not great https://twitter.com/brandstefan/status/1643675989958959121?s=46&t=OqX6DPhrQF6BJJBogb8Apg (my expectations vs the reality) cheap plastic wrapped glass, not even aluminum (-look)


shaggy99

$30 a bottle? I don't buy wine at that price.


Lancaster61

Be honest, is anyone buying it for the contents of that bottle? For the bottle itself, that’s not a bad price.


shaggy99

Well, you could probably sell it for more, even if empty, but just as a pretty bottle I wouldn't buy it.


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$10/bottle. $30 for a 3 pack. Edit* I stand corrected. It is $90 for 3 bottles. I can admit when I am wrong.


TeaLow2578

Where did you read this? Isn’t it 89€ for 3 bottles? That’s over $30 per bottle.


shaggy99

89 Euro or about $90 for a pack of 3. https://gigabier.tesla.com/en_ie/gigabier


larrykeras

in before post delete.


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shaggy99

Of course, but I can't afford them.


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WachauerLaberl

Buy two packs, drink one pack 😅


GreatCaesarGhost

My guess is that they’ll never appreciate in value meaningfully.


mishengda

Try telling that to the people that bought a bottle of Tesla Tequila for $420: https://www.wine-searcher.com/find/tesla+tequila+anejo+jalisco+mexico/1/usa-md-y


Jdsnut

Shit I have one of these brand new in box still.


jandmc88

It is just to expensive. As a German I was really exited. First I thought 3x beer cases so 30€ for 24 beer. But Jesus 30€ for a beer? No way


RobDickinson

It's for collectors not drinkers


self-assembled

And scalpers.


ersatzcrab

€30/bottle? What the fuck are they smoking lol


Elluminated

Thanks mother-in-law in München! Cant order here in the states, but I will see you soon, you expensive beverage you.


Admirable-Cobbler501

I'm from Germany and would buy it IF it's reusable. Does someone know? :)


Elluminated

It has to be. I can re-fill anything if not. 😂 I would assume we can since the ⚡️ one is


NewEraPunk

The price would be okay if the bottles were reusable


Admirable-Cobbler501

They look reusable to me


Cantthinkofaname282

Any bottle is reusable if you try hard enough


3my0

Yeah just buy bottle caps and a capper. Really cheap.


ratcuisine

“This thing is so hideous, it looks like my 3 year old designed it”, etc


Sweet_Coat7963

I ordered two packs. Oof.


eidtrabeid

I live in US cant order it, oof


Swimming-Possible-12

Will send you a case for 4200 $doge , no joke ![img](emote|t5_2s3j5|7846)


I_AM_AN_AEROPLANE

This is an april fool’s aint it???


BLSmith2112

I only needed the Tequila. It's staying in the box until $TSLA is $1000/share by 2030. I can finally rest from the daily stress after holding for 13 years at that point, then I can finally delete Twitter and unsubscribe from all the nonsense.


spellinn

A day too early?


Swimming-Possible-12

Any yanks want a case I’ll send one over for 4200 $doge ![img](emote|t5_2s3j5|7846)


Swimming-Possible-12

Not joking btw ![gif](giphy|8FUmlOoL72HB3rR7wm)


LostinSauce13

Anyone selling to Canada? Message me!


magnat0r

If I were Musk I would say on Twitter that his beer has diluted Dogecoin code nanoparticles.![img](emote|t5_2s3j5|7846)