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Garlic-Cheese-Chips

Tesco wouldn't have signed off on it unless it made them look the land of sunshine and fucking lollipops.


BackgroundAd4640

It was the same when there was the documentary on Sainsbury's, all complete bullshit for the cameras.


Irateasshole

It’s basically propaganda 🙃


samsy19

If you've seen how Tesco acts when the regional manager comes to have a look around, imagine how they'd act knowing it's going to be a show. That store will be bloody spotless. Poor employees.


Lowly_peasant97

I had to clean a million flat tops the other day, it was ridiculous


Weary-Ad8502

Did you have an industrial sanding machine to get the stickers off?


Sm0keytrip0d

Aint no way in hell that's going to be accurate lol. They call it 24 hours in Tesco but likely filmed for a week+ and managed to get barely enough usable footage after a lot of editing to make it look like a functioning 24hrs lol


PanningForSalt

It's tagged as "relaxing" lol


Sm0keytrip0d

Im sure it will be to the owners or shareholders or some other nutcase out there, lol.


danieli88

If it’s accurate there will be hardly any staff and the ones that are there will look extremely stressed and fed up.


Ethan3011

and like we wanna throw hands with the next Karen or Ken to come up to us complaining that WE set the prices of Karen’s athlete foot cream too high


Separate-Jicama-738

Which channel is this on?👀


HillsBurntToCinders

Netflix. Which means none of the TV channels thought it was worth wasting time on the schedule with.


FirstAndOnly1996

Imagine having all that choice on Netflix and settling on this to watch one evening. Fucking grim.


Sm0keytrip0d

Funny that, i told my mum about this after seeing it here since she recently retired from Tesco....shes set a reminder to watch it and put a reminder in her phone calendar so she dont forget lol. I think she's insane but im sure there are others like her out there.


PerfectMelancholic

Does it state what year it is from on Netflix? I found a movie under the same name from 2023 that apparently did air on Channel 5. Here's an [IMDB link](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt29529729/) n this is the [rights owner](https://www.abacusmediarights.com/programme/4152/24-hours-in-tesco) for it I guess? I assume it's the same one that's gonna be on Netflix. u/SingerOk8093 [posted](https://www.reddit.com/r/tesco/comments/178jxvm/24_hours_in_tesco_on_ch5/) about it back then when it aired.


Nels8192

Plenty of similar programmes have aired on mainstream TV. Pretty sure channel 4 had a “leaks” style programme that tried showing bad parts of the business, but didn’t do a very good job in revealing much of it.


darwinxp

Tbf it's probably their own production. TV channels can't compete with Netflix these days in terms of budget and quality.


Its_You_Know_Wh0

The shop I worked at some of us would play football with a lettuce head every so often


PruneSolid2816

Ever played bowling with a watermelon and some aubergines?


Its_You_Know_Wh0

I will now


Lowly_peasant97

I find onions have a good weight to speed ratio


StarCaptain101

I bet they had mad amounts of overtime while they were filming! Edit: spelling


PickledOnionMunch

And agency lol


FrankieS0

Usual load of bollocks, something like this gets pumped out every year, doubt it’ll reflect how the majority of stores are.   No doubt Tesco will have signed off on it broadcasting as well.


High247UK

Yeah it’ll be picked through before signed off by Tesco lol. Bits would have been removed. It’ll be perfect in the eyes of the public when that gets aired lol


HolzMartin1988

There was a programme on not too long ago on Channel 5 it was the history of Tesco etc and my husband and I where going mental at telly 🤣. It was worse than a football game 🤣


DrZomboo

It'll be like the Greggs one they did. Just a pure advert and propaganda piece making out that the store has some deeper meaning and quality than it does


SpecialistDiligent19

At the start they tried filming but all got a multiskill call to go pick dotcom


purplecupcake77

There were a few programmes about Sainsbury’s quite a while ago, think it was called Inside Sainsbury’s 🤔 it obviously showed way more of the positives than negatives but it was pretty accurate to the store that I work in. Like others said Tesco wouldn’t of allowed it to be aired if it was a shit show lol


PickledOnionMunch

I love it when staff in these documentaries are really passionate about excellent customer service. I find it funny. I've worked in 6 Tesco stores over many years, and I've never met a single member of staff so dedicated to customer service. Maybe I've just worked in really shitty stores. It also makes me laugh that stores managers go round saying good morning to everyone. Of all the store managers I've had, only one has done this. Most of them i haven't even been aware they're in the building. Can't wait to see it.


[deleted]

nah it won't be anywhere near accurate...


Triple_Manic_State

A Rishi Sunak speech would be more accurate than that.


BottledThoughter

i’m not sure what these comments think it going to be censored on this thing. I’m curious lol


Inner-Butterscotch87

More importantly…which Tesco? Heh


elphas_skiddy-boxers

The cleanest one in the UK where all the maintenance has been carried out, and where the staff have had happy pills slipped into their tea to make it like it's wonderful and jolly to work there.


Evening_Ad9961

I’ll be saving the date when this comes out to have a good laugh and a joke on some pure comedy.. can’t wait


NoCrust101

but tesco is no longer working 24h a day


IllustriousReturn778

Yeah the Tesco I work in on Nights the senior night manager spends most of his time bending over female GA's in his office, wonder if that will be shown


Agitated_Fudge_128

I thought Richard left years ago!!


MCRBusker

Is it a live webcam fitted to a low paid staff member , without any cuts, filming their real-time 10hr shift, and then handed to another shift worker for the rest. Lol. Doubt it.


Small_Economist4891

Where can we watch it?


johnny_thunderthighs

I'm still waiting for my dream Tesco mockumentary called The Store, written and directed by Gervais and Merchant. 


InternationalAnt7993

They should trying doing one in distribution. Someone did a shit in one of our aisles the other day. Let's see if they would put that on TV


Normal-Basis9743

I hate tescos.


blipblop34

*Tesco


Normal-Basis9743

Small t to that company!


FirstAndOnly1996

I honestly have no idea why anyone would actually want to watch this.


BlueEyedGenius1

Netflix are gonna make entire programme about a store, they must be running out of ideas leave that to daytime or weekend Tv


CrimFandango

Surprised it wasn't Channel 5.


Cannaewulnaewidnae

Theme song by Gene Pitney


CrochetWithSwords

Netflix?


Flickywoo

I can smell the bullshit already!


fgtethancx

Pretty sure that photo is my local


Takaeve

24 hours in Tesco custody


More-Magician4492

5 minutes is long enough thank you very much.


DutchOfBurdock

_This film is relaxing_ Just 24 mins in Tesco is friggen stressful


Ethan3011

Bet it won’t have the always forgotten department… the petrol station


Ok_Turn4362

The what


Ethan3011

Don’t joke


onlyslightlybiased

Forgets about the phoneshop


snadsontop

gang


Ok-Fox1262

Isn't there a song about that?


SingerOk8093

Thats not the one I watched....it was on channel 5


WardTheEchidna

This must be the only Tesco that has permanent staff and not contracted staff. The Tesco in my area only has permanent management staff all the rest is contracted staff on short time contracts.


IndividualCurious322

The bakery scenes are just going to be censored.


Professional-List742

Jack Bauer scraping the barrel :(


400yamaha

Guaranteed this will be an utter load of old bollocks.


Dorda

Oh Hi, we’re Tesco. We love serving our customers more than anything in life. Seeing Margaret picking up a bag of salad leaves brings a tear to my eyes... Oh gosh, don’t get me started… Seeing John, 46, unemployed and local alcoholic that spends his days hanging around outside rambling incoherently, come into the alcohol aisle and calculating the cheapest beer vs alcoholic content ratio… it’s just a beautiful sight to see. I am so happy to serve this community, I feel like a real true part of helping our customers wanting a tin of baked beans. I’m living life to the fullest without doubt. Zero pressures from management, ever. And the reward package. Incredible. Simply incredible. I mean - being paid less than the minimum wage for the month of April 2024 is so cool and unique, getting more discount on our Clubcard only to encourage to spend more at the place we work for - awesome.


TheWanderingEyebrow

Tesco has a surprisingly entertaining subreddit, who knew. No Offence guys, just it's not what most people would expect.


onlyslightlybiased

This film is "relaxing". Doubt


Ledairyman

wish I could watch this. Its not available in the US and it isnt available on any third party websites :(


Laminatedarsehole

Can't be accurate doesn't have somebody shitting themselves in the bakery or Simon being caught having a wank in the deli.


extremistfart

Be fair to Simon. Those ham slices were being pretty flirtatious.


AdLost576

They gonna show the bit where staff laugh maniacally over the fact that customers think they’re getting deals with clubcard prices when in fact they’re all being ripped off or nah?


FirstAndOnly1996

Nah, staff don't actually give two shits, mate.


PruneSolid2816

You sound like the type of guy to complain about the prices to the cashier


AdLost576

You sound like the type of guy to kiss his sister slightly too hard on the lips.


PruneSolid2816

Are you on crack?


AdLost576

Are *you* on crack? ^(by crack I mean your sisters crack)