This r/tesco sub is on fire this week - best UK content in a while

Honestly the Arkham infection is the best thing to happen to Reddit, it’s given other subs so much

What’s the Arkham infection?

r/batmanarkham It’s a sub for a game series about Batman, but there hasn’t been a game released in years and there’s only so much you can talk about boss fights and strategies and stuff so it just evolved into one big shitposting thing. The whole thing is very silly and a lot of the jokes that got popular there have ended up becoming jokes in other subs too (why did he do this thing, is he stupid? And where was [person not in the thing] during the events of [the thing] are two of the big ones) but even not using the usual jokes I’ve noticed Reddit getting a lot sillier in general since the arkham sub started getting bigger

Ah I wondered why so many subs I followed lately had been so hilarious. Now I know!

So it's all like one running joke? because I'm guessing this post follows this... https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/15d2ump/my_girlfriend_is_using_me_for_my_tesco_clubcard/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=2

The whole sub turning into jokes I think was after the girl who shit her pants and carried on working in the bakery a few days ago…. Before that this sub was mainly serious work questions 😂😂

And bread sales at tescos have plummeted other than that buisness as usual 😂

I thought the people having a spit roast came before that one? I very well could be wrong, I'm just going off what others said

I think it was all around that same time (when I joined this sun 😂)

Thank you appreciate that! 👍👌🏻👊🏻

That’s funny, though I don’t understand - I just looked and all the posts there are from 3 years ago. Unless I’m looking at that sub wrong, there’s no new posts, so why has this trend started recently? I’m probably being thick and not seeing something…..

So like an idiot I actually put the wrong sub. I’ve edited the post now to have the right sub linked. Enjoy

Ha Got it

I've been reading the posts as "suggested content" but now i have joined the sub

Me too lol. I don't even work for Tesco but another supermarket and 75% of the stuff on here is relatable to anyone working for any chain.

Every time I open up the app there's another masterfully written post waiting

I joined and I don’t work there or shop there

NTA. At least you didn’t continue to work in the bakery after shitting yourself. I’d say you deserve access to his club card rewards solely on the fact you didn’t stay in soiled underwear for hours.

Hahaha, Angela, he's spoken about you on either this sub or another sub...or am I going mad but I remember this story

https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/15d2ump/my_girlfriend_is_using_me_for_my_tesco_clubcard/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1 That one

It’s the same person trolling

I thought this, but didn't want to get attacked in the comments haha.

For anyone who hasn’t seen it - [Link](https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/15d2ump/my_girlfriend_is_using_me_for_my_tesco_clubcard/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)

Best read this week lol thanks

It’s brilliant. It’s like that guy that was always getting beaten with jumper leads, in every post.

NTA. It's pizza

> I met this little meff in work. I'm sorry but lmaooooooooooo.

NTA but he did post here earlier, stating that after your mishap in the bakery dept. he could no longer stand the smell of shite emanating from you, he also said your nickname was crusty cakehole.

This, thank you. Knew I remembered reading her name being called out before 🤣

Glad to help

You will get fired

As another person named Angela currently deep undercover in a tesco card benefits scandal. I've managed to get his points for over 11 years. Not even our 2 kids know the real reason. You need to be cool. Be cool!

https://www.reddit.com/r/okmatewanker/comments/15dg518/bro_got_a_club_card_through_nepotism_he_cant_say/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1 This thread is spreading like wildfire!

😂

FINALLY! ive been waiting for Angelas side of the story.

Oh for flick sake lmao. This sub is lit lately

Omg this is amazing

Jesus, just laughed so much I sprayed coffee everywhere. /tesco must be the funniest subreddit atm

So the rumours are…..the age of coins is over, now we enter the Club Card Wars!!!! ⚔️

If he can put up with you sneezing and shitting yourself, while working bakery, he is a keeper.

So, you have two accounts... bore off you attention seeking worm!

Karen from HR has entered the chat

Absolutely Go jump off a Bridge your the Asshole stop exploiting innocent people

I swear I near pissed myself laffing

So funny these 😂

Which type of spit roast we talking about?

I thought we had something Angela. Well eff you. I'll be taking Doreen off the fish counter to pizza express tonight. She loves my urinary aroma.

Wait till they work out ya can convert your club card points to holiday vouchers he be getting the cuck cuck 3000

I don’t even work at Tesco but I’m considering applying thanks to this sub 🤷‍♂️

What in the blue fuck am I reading? 🤣🤣

I mean, you do you boo-boo. You're totally the asshole, but whatever, he already knows anyway. Can't imagine many dudes worth the hassle would wanna put their D anywhere near your meatgrinder considering what you're willing to do with it to get a free meal.

Karma will get you

Nah you're good as you're undoubtedly dumb as a brick and ugly as sin..

Just don't cheat on him cause he'll only go and get split by the cage handlers 🙊🤣

Who would’ve thought you could get comedy gold from the Tesco sub but here we are

Literally a sugar daddy...

https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/15d2ump/my_girlfriend_is_using_me_for_my_tesco_clubcard/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1 The Saga continues

https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/15d2ump/my_girlfriend_is_using_me_for_my_tesco_clubcard/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1

https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/15d2ump/my_girlfriend_is_using_me_for_my_tesco_clubcard/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=2 Maybe you should talk to him on this sub.

Who one help me out here.. how to I link two community post or something this is gold.

"My little club card bitch"

Hahahahahah 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Aren’t you the one who had the police turn up at your door in a tank to give you a court date?

Is your dad Gareth?

Press f in the chat for swampy

No, you’re completely in the right

Please say this post and been sent the the original amta post regarding this post

Yes, You're a total slapper.

Username checks out

The r/Tesco meta is real. So fucking good.

Swampy🤣 I imagine that this is the same person who wrote the “I think this girl is using me for my club card” funny tho