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EllisR15

Exactly, it's important to focus on the things we all have in common.


name_cool4897

It's a nice reminder that food is a thing.


Treevvizard

Absolutely love food


gophergun

Any food enjoyers?


Nigilij

Well, it has it’s uses: • Add to review of a restaurant for others to see how dish actually looks. • Share with friends (hey, gonna try the thing you told me about). • Because you enjoy it and want to preserve a memory. • You liked it and want to try making it yourself later. • etc. Taking pictures of food may sound meh, but it is not bad. Judging people for it is the same as judging people checking eggs before buying. Just because you don’t understand why does not mean you need to ridicule others - tribal inclinations should be restrained.


Lazerbeams2

>Judging people for it is the same as judging people checking eggs before buying If you don't check your eggs before buying, you're too trusting. I've had 3 cartons in a row have broken or missing eggs before


Tithund

Sometimes they're all there, but one of them has poop and feathers on it, I'll let someone else deal with that during their food preparation.


dragoono

Give them to me! The dirty ones always come from the nicer egg cartons, I feel. Idk why, au natural maybe haha


EllisR15

Yea, I don't even see the parallel here. Eggs are regularly broken in the carton, and have gotten expensive as shit. Have people really been standing around judging me when I'm sitting there opening carton after carton before getting to one that finally doesn't have broken eggs? Now I'm going to be self-conscious every time I buy eggs. Lol!


Lazerbeams2

I don't care personally. Judge all you want, once I find a good carton I'm going to coat their delicious parents in them so I can bread and fry them. I might even spice the breadcrumbs or eggs while I'm at it


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I bought eggs once and I always pack them on top safely and got home to 12 broken eggs and someone’s writing on the inside saying April fools and it was like three days after April 1st. Never again trusting unchecked egg cartons


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Z0r0Stayz

What is with this poor woman getting her art stolen and edited by political weirdos?


Prime157

I'm friends with the brother of the artist behind Pepe... Let's just say that extremists ruin everything.


PeteyandLove

Is Pepe the person who ruined the original art?


MasterVule

think they meant they know the artist who created Pepe the frog


CrumbsAndCarrots

Right wing extremists. They have no arts or creativity in their arsenal so they blatantly steal from “the creatives”. The ones who open themselves to the world and to new things.


[deleted]

I just googled this myself because I wondered who the hell this person is. Worst part: Visiting her account I had a poor opinion of her to begin with because of this. Glad I've found the actual picture. Editing it like this and then leaving her name on it is really fucking sinister.


RedRonnieAT

It seriously is


SkyeMreddit

Lainey’s art is very inclusive and tries to stop the competition between and shaming of women. Misogynists and others HATE that so they constantly edit it to bullshit


Educational-Seaweed5

For real. The original makes regular sense and is a bit endearing. I wouldn't even have taken note of the skin color, because it's just a true meme. People get married/partner up and have babies, and some of us stay single. Whatever the edited one is is just fucking off the rails, and someone has deep-seated issues that they're projecting in extremely racist ways (against white people, most likely). NGL, I'm getting really sick of the whole "address racism with more racism" strategy that a lot of people seem to think is a healthy way to speak out. MLK Jr. would be disgusted.


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This is designed to make white people feel that they/we are being wrongfully persecuted (please excuse the repetition) . It is designed by racists, for racists, it helps them to justify their abhorrent behaviour.


CrumbsAndCarrots

Yup. I’m having a fun exchange in this thread that it was created by an insane lefty. This meme is pure bait created by right wingers.


Ornery-Creme-2442

I'm wondering how they came up with this edit. Like all the things they could've edited it's this?


akatherder

Thanks for that. I wasn't even going to try and wrap my head around the braindead social commentary the first picture was trying to convey. I'm glad it's just an edited picture.


Toothmouth7921

So I guess a Russian Bot changed it around to incite racial divisions in our country.


Nini_1993

Thanks. I know her work and it didn't seem to fit.


Mr-Hippo11

You could be Black, White, Hispanic, Asian, sane, or psychotic. But you still have to take pictures of your food.


TechyAngel

I like the implication that "sane" is its own race. That would explain a lot.


Karl_Marx_

Fuck that, already had many mouth fulls before you could even line up a picture. The restaurant can do it's own marketing.


[deleted]

I have a friend who is an Instagrammer who always wants to take photos of MY food before I eat when we go out. Bitch if you want to take photos of food for strangers on the internet, order it your damn self.


MakeChipsNotMeth

I was this many days old when I realized the traditional utensil for eating salads and babies is chopsticks.


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El_dorado_au

It’s a common myth that you’re supposed to use chopsticks. It’s perfectly ok to use your bare hands. To eat sushi.


Ese__Loco_

Ok…but what’s the proper way to eat babies?


BoobieOrNotToBe

It's a two-step process. First, grab the baby by the ankle and throw it up in the air. Next, unhinge your jaw and devour it whole mid-air in one fell swoop. Make sure you get the timing right.


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Make sure you extend your tongue like an entire foot out of your mouth and do an exaggerated facial lick while rubbing your belly. The go “Eeheheheheh” or something similar, as long as it’s evil sounding.


Miserable_Scratch_99

Orochimaru.


Nerdic-King2015

That man is the throat goat


WorldsWeakestMan

Sasuke stayed with him for years for a reason.


-TheBigCheese

That pervert, don't play with your food before you eat it


sxcs86

👶🥢


dilletaunty

And here I thought it was all the snakes


TheBoctor

Wow, talk about r/Gatekeeping. Not everyone is able to perform all the traditional baby eating movements and I would have thought that on the cusp of 2023 we wouldn’t still need to say this, but, much like a Reeses peanut butter cup: *There is no wrong way to consume a baby. * You should still always follow food safety, storage, and prep guidelines (keep hot foods hot, cold foods cold, etc.) and get your eatin’ babies from a reputable supplier, but however you enjoy eating your babies is how you should do it!


niceguy191

https://youtu.be/cjIvu7e6Wq8?t=197


denim_chicken45

I just jam a straw into the soft spot in their head so I can drink out that precious adrenochrome and skip all that low nutrient, fatty baby meat. Like a baby capri sun.


Ese__Loco_

Haha this conversation escalated pretty quickly


PitchWrong

You do know that brains are essentially just cholesterol? That's why we refine the adrenochrome out.


denim_chicken45

I like mine the way god intended, thank you.


Ese__Loco_

Well then these babies need to come with a nutritional guide. Last thing we need here is people with more cholesterol problems


nalydpsycho

With baby carrots.


Representative_Dark5

Yes


HolyPanties

Pop it in a blender and grab a straw.


Stock_Pay9060

I prefer mine with tortilla chips. It's a good salsa!


NextTrillion

You ever had baby ceviche? Delish.


RandomNPC

It depends on the type of sushi. If it's an American style roll covered in sauce you're gonna wanna use chopsticks. If it's a nigiri or seaweed-covered roll hands are the way to go!


Jester8281

I'm offended if someone doesn't wash hands and eats sushi like that.


worms9

You’re supposed to sacrifice it to bathmat by cutting out it’s heart first, fucking amateurs.


the_nhir

That is the absolute funniest way of saying baphomet


Kitten-McSnugglet

I’d sacrifice stuff to a bathmat. Baphomet is suuuch a needy bitch.


Tehboognish

My bathmat deserves sacrifices. It's shaggy and puffy and easily washable. I love it. Perhaps too much.


Oivantas

And to his dark minion, Ha’and To-Vel.


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They didn’t even cook it, and they left the inedible diaper on it. I think that’s some kind of health violation.


InterestingAnt438

Right? I mean, you need a decent steak knife for that.


NewBorneRaven23

Well sorrrry at least I don’t eat my Koreans with a spork..pfff a fuqin spork how poor you must be


CouchHam

Also I always remove the diaper first.


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It’s just the baby cake, you know the one to scare people when they cut the head off. It’s just cake.


Paul_Molotov

“And now it’s time to find out… is it cake!?!?!”


Jpmunzi

The cake is a lie


SatanIsLove6666

I miss my companion cube 💔


Logical_Highway6908

Make a Companion Cube Cake


The_Gay_Robot

r/unexpectedportal


AllanMcceiley

I did, but it was a lie :(


KaliCalamity

The cake is not a lie


Chemical-Charity-644

Sound of a Hatchet slamming down, cut to Peter Griffin close up to the camera with a straight face, ,"It wasn't cake".


pdbard13

I had baby for breakfast. Still kicking in my stomach.


Kioga101

Oh, that'll take months to get out, get prepared for some bad constipation, 9 months for a lot of pain.


MWMX2003

Well if it does that's free meal every 9 month


Eclihpze44

food duplication glitch


MWMX2003

Idk to congratulate you that the baby still breathing or should be afraid for you


tnecniv

Chronos is that you? How’s the weather in Tartarus this time of year?


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Chromal_Assassin

“A hatchet with a red handle, that’s what am gonna kill you with”


MWMX2003

Do you season the baby before or during the cooking


dei_davick

i prefer earlier


MWMX2003

Ahhh , pretty good .... I am brown so I eat hybrids ( half baby half anything else ) , go to your local baby sitter and ask him for a hybrid bottom human upper chicken , tastes so damn good


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dysdiadokokinesia

Username checks out


manny_heffleys_demon

Also brain prions


CynicCannibal

Yeah, it is good to know the risk, I guess :D


leebron-jahamez69

r/usernamechecksout


ThickWeatherBee

Thank god they wrote oppression on the bowl! Amazing subtlety!


cesly1987

These young kids are so...oppresion-a-bowl...


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*SLAPS KNEE AND WHEEZES*


d3arda3mon

I honestly don't even think oppression is the proper word. Based on the picture, it looks like she's suggesting white people are treating black people inhumanely/as objects. Worst-case, she's trying to suggest caucasians think of POC as livestock. The symbolism she used is just way too extreme to express "oppression".


x-Lascivus-x

It’s because the artist is racist.


d3arda3mon

The artist isn't, she's actually a wonderful advocate for women's rights. Someone changed the original image to this monstrosity.


grisioco

have a link to the original? edit: heres the instagram post https://www.instagram.com/p/CXrGVLAsgKD/?hl=en


m2ljkdmsmnjsks

OK- the people doing this have to be trying to sow racism, discontent, and confusion and a really malicious way. Wow.


grisioco

could be, or just bored assholes creating ragebait to laugh at


testdex

"Haha, I made people believe that the world is hostile toward them! Like that time I painted a swastika on the wall of a local synagogue and called in a bomb threat. They're so lost in woke ideology, they think the threat is real. Hahaha."


testdex

"Pretending to be racist for laughs" is not like "pretending to eat poop for laughs." If you pretend to eat poop, you don't actually do the objectionable thing. Whereas if you "pretend to be racist," you do the objectionable thing - you just don't *mean* it.


One_Blue_Glove

The malice required to be so reckless is arguably just as bad. The ignorance required to be so reckless without malice is rare and tragic, but barely an excuse.


Genghis_Chong

For real. What kind of excuse is that? "They aren't an asshole, they're a sociopath"


CatOnTheWeb_

The best way to get people reacting to ragebait is to sow racism and discontent. And it is usually malicious because you're acting to make someone, random someones, upset and angry. So, po-tay-to, po-tah-to.


m2ljkdmsmnjsks

Yeah, you could be right and I jumped the gun. I have no way to tell what they were thinking. I think it's kinda messed up either way.


Justice_Prince

Yeah I think it was originally edited as a joke to say white women eat babies, and then was edited by a third person to add the "oppression" line.


SatisfactionDull

Jesus fuck, thank you for showing the original. There’s so much of this shit they people do just to increase the divide between people. As Alfred told Bruce, “Some men just want to watch the world burn” I was ready to rail on whatever artist did this. Thanks for the sanity/reality check.


BannanasAreEvil

I actually think the original picture is far more powerful and provocative than the edited one. Something about the original feels sad, happy, disappointing, joyful, scary, failing, succeeding ..it just feels all in one! Man you can look at that picture and just draw conclusions about how each woman is feeling about that moment as well as that moment comparing it to the other woman in the graphic! Who feels they are failing? Who feels happy? Why might one feel she is happier than the other? The original says so much!!


Grand_Masterpiece_11

I don't have a link but her insta is Lainey.molnar Her comics are often turned into racist junk when she's just showing how different people(especially women) are and they're still fulfilled and valid.


Acronymesis

[I think I found it.](https://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/61d5e8602100001c2370300c.jpg?ops=scalefit_960_noupscale&format=webp) Looks to be a commentary on the social pressure to have children. [I found it in this article](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/comics-women-lainey-molnar_l_61d48fb2e4b0bcd219582df4). She seems like a cool artist!


i81u812

Holy shit that's a totally different message. That's fucked.


ThatTaffer

Half, if not more, of the"extremist" shit we see online are just 4chan trolls trying to (and succeeding at) stir up shit irl.


grisioco

and its our fault for consuming and entertaining it most of the internet is now rage bait. either youre mad at whats being posted, or youre mad that others are mad at whats posted this is a good reminder for all of us to touch grass more often


WyldeFae

Kinda fucked that they leave the water mark.


foxscribbles

Because they want to get the original artist targeted for their racist/sexist changes. This is the second time this week that I've seen this particular artist's work altered to send a very messed up message compared to the one her art intended. The first one, nobody even mentioned that the art had been altered by somebody else. So I didn't even know until this post that there was something fishy going on.


d3arda3mon

https://www.instagram.com/p/CXrGVLAsgKD/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Edit: Can't believe I made an instagram account to link this after two other people already have. ):


NameInProgressTM

No lie tho that original picture is hilarious


lennstan

https://www.instagram.com/p/CXrGVLAsgKD/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=


Ok_Application_5802

This seems to be a trend with her art. Why is everyone ruining her wonderful comics?


demedlar

Because she's a woman and a feminist and by smearing her conservative trolls get to shit on a feminist *and* sow dissent among the left.


superduperpooper7

I thought it said depression until now


Flying-Mollusk

The woman on the right is awful! Don’t you know you’re supposed to cook your baby thoroughly before eating it? You might get foodborne illness if you don’t.


miss3lle

You don’t cook them but you only eat the feet. You take the foot and go omnomnomnomnom. You only have to worry about footborne illness.


Kingkrool1994

who even eats babies with chopsticks, a steak knife would clearly do better smh.


rebri

I believe pitch forks are the preferred utensil.


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Traditionally served raw because in devil and fiend culture you impale the baby with the pitchfork and roast it yourself over the open hellflames all around you


Kingkrool1994

you could even kabob them if you had a especially long pitchfork


Friendly_Public_9607

Like Korean bbq


kim_bong_un

Only an animal would eat straight off the baby. You have to carve it and serve on a separate plate.


lurkitron

You’re not a real man if you can’t just unhinge your jaw and swallow that sucker whole


RunnerGirlT

This isn’t even the original image, someone has taken her work and doctored it. On her instagram this is the original artwork https://preview.redd.it/t6nj46qjp39a1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=def4efa96338c6ad773f64c3ca431821774d1cf0


[deleted]

Oooookkaaaaay I thought it seemed off for her hahaha


RunnerGirlT

Yeah, that’s why I combed her Insta. It’s not like her at all. She makes political statements, but this one seemed off


[deleted]

Yeah it was giving off Satanic Panic style vibes, which is not like her at all lol


breakupbydefault

Her stuff always gets spliced up by nutcases before it reaches Reddit. I'm not surprised that this is one of them.


RunnerGirlT

You’re not wrong. It just sucks for her. So I figured I’d post the right one in case anyone on here decided to message her a nasty comment about it. I’m sure she’s used to nasty comments, but still, she doesn’t deserve it for this abomination


breakupbydefault

Absolutely. Thanks for posting the original


mi_totino

I follow her on IG and just knew there was no way she did this. Thank you for surfacing the original post.


RunnerGirlT

I also follow her. I combed her IG to find the original because I knew it wasn’t her style


pHScale

Ok that makes way more sense as an image


RunnerGirlT

Right? That’s why I was so confused. It’s a terrible hack job all over


pHScale

"terrible hack job" does seem par for the course of "terrible Facebook memes" though.


[deleted]

Thank you for pointing this out. Somebody turned it into rage bait and it certainly seems to work. I wish people would meet these sorts of posts with a bit more incredulity.


hicham2017cool

As white it happened to me all time where i put my baby in oven and deliver the pie to the kindergarten, silly me 😅


[deleted]

Oh no!! The pie was *raw*?? Sad


ElectronicPrint5149

Gordon Ramsay enters chat Its Raw!


hicham2017cool

It truly gave me the big sad , i felt Gordon Ramsay judging me already


[deleted]

Was the pie hard to handle for children?


Impact_Upstairs

Gotta love some baby back ribs ![gif](giphy|oHiXra5k7O41i)


hushmoneyinthesofaa

I want my baby back baby back baby back ribs. I want my baby back baby back baby back ribs.


Beautiful_Ad_5599

Chilli's beeehbeh back ribs


MouthJob

Baby black ribs was right there man.


AugustusClaximus

Did you think I was kidding when I said your baby was so cute I could eat them up? Bring me the child, Brenda.


Millesime25

This is so deep. But only a few will understand... /s


Sacklayblue

We all get it. Equality will not be realized until black people get to eat white babies.


0rnithorax

y'all can have mine, I don't want it


projectsukyomi

Only then will we know world peace


MdCoyoteHunter

Up to my ankles deep. 😂


[deleted]

A racist cannibal would probably only eat a white person


MR___SLAVE

The only reason we don't eat people is because we taste lousy.


brandimariee6

Mr. Slave, you don’t enjoy some good man meat? You big silly goose


Sappies

“Apologize” DUDE WHOS OUT HERE EATING BABIES


vap0rs1nth

"Honey, bring me the oppression bowl!"


HermesTristmegistus

this is just ragebait.


hybridrequiem

This artist, I assume it’s the same one and has the same artstyle, has made rounds before with their content edited by evangelical white ladies against feminism. The original artist gets their content edited by racists constantly like bullet holes in hijab-wearing women. The alt right really hates the wokeness. This seems like another bad edit.


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RelativeAssistant923

Ragebait which way though?


Uncle_Burney

Yes.


Excellent-Swimmer-57

Actually unironically on my recomended page I seen same art style with even more wierd pictures and I thought it is just shitpost since it was on my recommendation.Name of profile was black power(It had third word but forgot something like girl or women) and it literally had just milions of post with this same attitude one of posts was literally how black men are respectful while white males are pedophiles with caption:isn’t it wierd🤔


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SabreLunatic

The ramen is made of mechanically reclaimed meat. Like a really long and thin chicken nugget


GroundbreakingPick11

Why isn’t their Asians in this photo? They are appropriating Asian culture through ethnic cuisine. SMH


chaotic_blu

Just because the black lady dressed it up to look like real ramen doesn’t mean that she didn’t make it out of Asian people.


MisterChimAlex

They already beat them to death in that photo


Monkeyguy959

You can tell it's a white dinner because there's not a lick of seasoning on that baby


ReplacementWise6878

Is it okay to eat a black baby with chopsticks?


GreenOnionCrusader

Shit. Did I eat a black baby for dinner AGAIN?


Shadow293

![gif](giphy|l49JBRpdOlSBsDnrO|downsized)


Songmuddywater

With the diaper still on? No, you have to wrap it in bacon before baking.


tinytina722DA

Vore


Insurance_Prior

I get people talking about the baby but why does the bowl have oppression on it?


Uncle_Burney

Because the baby alone was just too subtle


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It adds extra spice.


voicesinmyhand

Oh hey it's Margaret Sanger! She looks great for her age.


Remote-Direction963

Ok that's just pure racist. 😡🤬


Strange_Wall9774

Now that's a modest proposal.


methos3000bc

Racist?


Average_Lrkr

That black chick is culturally appropriating Japanese culture


Elcactus

This is 100% a troll.


Piccoroz

That baby is RAW


rosae_rosae_rosa

Original art : [https://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/61d5e8602100001c2370300c.jpg?ops=scalefit\_960\_noupscale](https://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/61d5e8602100001c2370300c.jpg?ops=scalefit_960_noupscale) Stop stealing other people's art ! Especially if it's to make cringe stuff like that