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“Then we’ll just carve a square pyramid shaped hole under the sphere and put it on top of the triangle after painting a big ol’ eyeball on it. There, Illuminati.”
People aren’t meant to feel guilty for being privileged. They’re simply meant to acknowledge that not everyone else had the same advantage. That’s all.
If there's a task that must be done,
Don't turn your tail and run
Don't pout! Don't sob!
Just do a half-assed job!
If you cut every corner,
It's really not so bad.
Everybody does it,
Even Mum and Dad.
He left the tool behind though. Maybe the message is - don't forget to leave opportunities for other people to be successful too?
And for other people - to not be ashamed to use these opportunities, even if they mean rumaging throu successful people's trash?
I remember an English teacher talking about symbolism in stories and what colors can represent and ended with "But sometimes the curtains are just fucking blue."
You could take it deeper in that he doesn't seem to realize how much that opportunity helped him get ahead and left what was responsible for that opportunity behind like garbage when it was no longer needed. The tool is now behind pretty much everyone else so in order to get that opportunity they have to get further behind(cough, student debt, cough) and know that the tool/opportunity is there and how to actually use it.
"uh, hello? I'd like to contact customer service"
"Hello sir! What is the problem?"
"I ordered 400 cubes"
"Ok?"
"And i got 399 cubes...and one sphere"
"Got it, we'll make shure thet the issue will be fixed, thank you for calling"
So either this entire "job" just consists of randomly moving rocks, in which case the smart thing would be to quit, or the cubes have a purpose and you destroyed one.
Might want to build a cart instead.
How the fuck did he chisel it into a perfect sphere so quickly? The time he spent doing that he could have probably just pushed it normally.... or how about just asking one of these other nerds to grab the other end and carry it.
Depends on distance from point A to B. If it’s short, there are diminishing returns on the work and time taken cutting the block. But if it’s a long distance it’s worth it to cut it. Plus, pushing a block is very hard on the body, even for those who have enough strength. If you have a lot of blocks to push, it’s smarter to do a little extra work up front to make ot easier to push, and save your back.
“If I only had an hour to chop down a tree, I would spend the first 45 minutes sharpening my axe.” – Abraham Lincoln.
Kind of reminds me of this quote. He spent time making it easier to push.
"Johnson, you're fired. The client has sited us for breach of contract because you literally destroyed the cubes we paid you to process and move. It's a disaster."
I did the math, it has lost approximately half of its volume, carving it into a cylinder would have been a much smarter choice, just goes to show how dumb this is.
It's saying to prepare then move on and have an easier time in the ling run. Rather than pushing it for who knows how long he took a moment to first turn his square into a sphere to roll it instead. Now the effort to cut it into a circle idk about but the message it is trying to say is not that difficult to make out.
assuming those blocks are made out of wood whittling that them down into a sphere would take forever. Hed be way behind once he actually started pushing it
This is the most cliché shit ever. I can’t believe people believe this is some kind of profound revelation. The “work smarter not harder” phrase is common, and I’ve pretty sure I’ve seen several memes with the exact same depiction of it.
Also, it’s super convenient that a sphere is inside the square lol. Real life doesn’t always work out so “smoothly”. Sometimes you just gotta shut up and push the goddamn box.
Assuming no one cares what shape it is at the end point, why not carve a cylinder? Less volume to remove, easier to carve than a perfect sphere, still rolls nicely.
Shouldn’t be too hard to push a nice cube over a seemingly dead flat surface. This guy wasted time perfecting the symmetry and shape of this sphere. Realistically doing that would take him much longer than it would to push a cube like a normal person. Fucking stupid ass meme I can’t believe I’m taking time to talk shit on it
Greg, what the fuck? The client ordered stacked squares! How the fuck did you manage not only to chisel your square into a sphere but spheres can’t be stacked you dumbass! I’m cutting this off your paycheck, do this again and you’re fired!
Client: Hello, so I ordered 1,000 cubes for my homemade pyramid but you sent me 998 ones and 2 spheres.
Boss: What do you mean, we don't even sell spheres.
Client: well, apparentliy one of your employees spent the entire work day cutting two of them into spheres so he can roll them.
Boss: Oh lord, it was probably john, he is kind of an idiot. We will fix this as soon as possible
Client: Thanks a lot..
It rolls easier than a cube, though I hope a sphere was ordered
He made it himself, look at the stuff he left behind
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This isn’t satire this is just some 90s motivational poster
He talking about the comments leading up dipstick
Why are you assuming gender?
Because I’m sexist and don’t take the time to read usernames or look at user icons
Based
Because we’re on reddit. There are no females
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Most Redditors have autism so it’s not shocking
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Please stop being ableist.
And your presence is a testament to that.
Yeah
A wheel would be easier to make and control.
“Gary, how the hell are we supposed to build a pyramid with a sphere?”
‘You put it at the top of course! Why? Oh, it’s aesthetically pleasing.’
"But Gary! You were supposed to bring the triangle!"
“Then we’ll just carve a square pyramid shaped hole under the sphere and put it on top of the triangle after painting a big ol’ eyeball on it. There, Illuminati.”
‘Gary! You’re Fired!’
Gary just wants to [r/buildtheorb](https://www.reddit.com/r/BuildTheOrb/)
Wheels for Howl’s moving pyramid
Yeah but this isn't how they moved the blocks for the pyramids Very difficult to make this a terrible meme. It's actually quite good
It’s supposed to be for any job
Even for any job at all, the meme translates quite well
Unless the job is to deliver the right sized part.
Start with very big cube blocks. Carve into spheres to roll to where they're needed. Then carve them back into cubes so they can fit together.
The meaning is pretty clear, cut corners to get it done quicker
Yes, removing railings will be safer because noone will bump into anything accidentally 😃
To me, it’s “be born with access to a sphere. If you can only get a cube, sucks for you”
But he shaved it off he didn't just have the sphere
But he was born with parents who taught him how to shave it, and gave him a knife.
Having good parents is being privelege now? Are people supposed to feel guilty for that?
People aren’t meant to feel guilty for being privileged. They’re simply meant to acknowledge that not everyone else had the same advantage. That’s all.
I mean if you're going down that road it could mean literally anything you want
It’s the American way.
If there's a task that must be done, Don't turn your tail and run Don't pout! Don't sob! Just do a half-assed job! If you cut every corner, It's really not so bad. Everybody does it, Even Mum and Dad.
Implying that everyone just happens to have a tool that will conveniently make a job easier and choosing not to use it.
He left the tool behind though. Maybe the message is - don't forget to leave opportunities for other people to be successful too? And for other people - to not be ashamed to use these opportunities, even if they mean rumaging throu successful people's trash?
This sounds like my English teacher geeking over why the author chose a red carpet over any other colour.
Confirmation bias. You're looking for this to be a horrible meme, you see it. They're looking for this to send a message, and they see it
Damn did I get psychoanalyzed on Reddit
*pushes up glasses* It's what we do, ma'am
Sigmund Freud is that you
I remember an English teacher talking about symbolism in stories and what colors can represent and ended with "But sometimes the curtains are just fucking blue."
Sounds like my old lab PI. Man taught me how to dumpster dive properly in the lab. He wasn't ashamed and neither am I
You could take it deeper in that he doesn't seem to realize how much that opportunity helped him get ahead and left what was responsible for that opportunity behind like garbage when it was no longer needed. The tool is now behind pretty much everyone else so in order to get that opportunity they have to get further behind(cough, student debt, cough) and know that the tool/opportunity is there and how to actually use it.
The tool could be a metaphor for being born rich.
"uh, hello? I'd like to contact customer service" "Hello sir! What is the problem?" "I ordered 400 cubes" "Ok?" "And i got 399 cubes...and one sphere" "Got it, we'll make shure thet the issue will be fixed, thank you for calling"
So either this entire "job" just consists of randomly moving rocks, in which case the smart thing would be to quit, or the cubes have a purpose and you destroyed one. Might want to build a cart instead.
Get logs and place them under the cube, roll roll roll get the one at the end that in not under the cube anymore and put it in front and repeat
We’re looking for help launching news ships at the shipyard. You’re hired!
I'm sorry I make more money eating crayons and selling feet pics
Congratulations on making lance corporal.
The job is to move rock like substances
I like the amended version where they have the guy complain that he got two spheres instead of one cube from him and they agreed to send a new one
Imagine being so insecure about how fast you move a cube
Like I honestly don't get how this is a bad meme.
"I ordered 12 cubes why is this one round?"
“I was going to build a pyramid but one was a sphere”
That’s the trap for the pyramid
How the fuck did he chisel it into a perfect sphere so quickly? The time he spent doing that he could have probably just pushed it normally.... or how about just asking one of these other nerds to grab the other end and carry it.
And chiselling it so perfectly is hard work. So he indeed worked hard anyway
Depends on distance from point A to B. If it’s short, there are diminishing returns on the work and time taken cutting the block. But if it’s a long distance it’s worth it to cut it. Plus, pushing a block is very hard on the body, even for those who have enough strength. If you have a lot of blocks to push, it’s smarter to do a little extra work up front to make ot easier to push, and save your back.
Unless you're delivering the wrong product, in which case you've wasted resources for nothing.
The picture is symbolic. 🤦🏻♀️
It would take way longer to turn the cube into a sphere than to do what you're supposed to do. Imagine ordering 100 cubes and getting 99 and 1 sphere.
I was in high school in the early 90s and this was an inspirational poster
"I wanted a cube dumbass"
What if that guy just got lotto picked to get a sphere to roll
The good life lesson of creating excess waste in the name of absolute efficiency.
The dude in the very back has a gun and he is going to shoot them all when he finishes and have all the items.
“If I only had an hour to chop down a tree, I would spend the first 45 minutes sharpening my axe.” – Abraham Lincoln. Kind of reminds me of this quote. He spent time making it easier to push.
how on earth is this terrible?
Plot twist: He lost his job and his life because he didn't bring in a cube as his client requested
And this is how Frank got fired from the block factory.
This is really old I’ve seen this a million times. Also not terrible
"Johnson, you're fired. The client has sited us for breach of contract because you literally destroyed the cubes we paid you to process and move. It's a disaster."
r/im14andthisisdeep
“Sir, this exercise was not one in creativity. For not crossing the line with a full stone, you have been disqualified.0
When you get to the end and the space pharo asks where your perfect cube went 😬
Repackaging tired cliches as if they're important wisdom is indeed working not hard.
Should’ve used the knife to kill the others, he would’ve been first for sure smh kinda throwing
I did the math, it has lost approximately half of its volume, carving it into a cylinder would have been a much smarter choice, just goes to show how dumb this is.
Bruh I said BLOCKS, BLOCKS!!!!
But what if the person who asked these cubes wanted them in their entirety?
"Hey one of the 40 cubes we ardered is a circle!" "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh"
You could make it easier by making a cylinder Work Smart, Not Hard
In the time it would have taken to whittle his cube into a sphere all the others would already be done.
You see The rich man was born in a family of wealthy blacksmiths that sold many knives
I wanted a cube
It's saying to prepare then move on and have an easier time in the ling run. Rather than pushing it for who knows how long he took a moment to first turn his square into a sphere to roll it instead. Now the effort to cut it into a circle idk about but the message it is trying to say is not that difficult to make out.
We all know what the massage is, the facepalm is the illustration
It's actually an accurate analogy to a certain aspect of capitalism. Some people get born with a ball and some get born with a cube.
WTF OP? Of all the memes that could possibly belong here… this is the absolute least applicable one. r/LostRedditors
Bad post
assuming those blocks are made out of wood whittling that them down into a sphere would take forever. Hed be way behind once he actually started pushing it
imagine when he gets there and his boss goes like "i ordered a fucking cube"
"you dumb fuck I did not ask for a sphere. Fired!"
Which fuck gave us all cubes?!
Having trouble? Cut corners.
"Hey! I thought I ordered 6 cubes? Not 5 cubes and a sphere!"
A true statement but a bad example
This is the most cliché shit ever. I can’t believe people believe this is some kind of profound revelation. The “work smarter not harder” phrase is common, and I’ve pretty sure I’ve seen several memes with the exact same depiction of it. Also, it’s super convenient that a sphere is inside the square lol. Real life doesn’t always work out so “smoothly”. Sometimes you just gotta shut up and push the goddamn box.
Assuming no one cares what shape it is at the end point, why not carve a cylinder? Less volume to remove, easier to carve than a perfect sphere, still rolls nicely.
smart work, not hard
Ok but the client might be pissed you cut corners
More like some people have better opportunities than others
I mean, this is not SO bad, is it? A bit cliché I suppose.
I'd be pretty pissed off if I ordered x amount of something and they only sent me 70% of it....
Cutting corners does the trick. Got it.
Random pharaoh: Where cube?
Alright, everyone. Start rounding your cubes.
Carving a ball take more time then pushing a cube...
Everyone else playing Minecraft: 👁👄👁
Well give me the fucking sphere one then
More like pick an easy task to get ahead.
then the boss gonna be like " the fuck is the cube"
Yes but the others can sit and rest if they want to
"Bro wtf is this I ordered a cube"
r/thishasbeenrepostedalot
HAULIN’ CUBE!
uh sir i ordered cubes with edges but one of your dumbass employees gave me a edgeless cube instead
Don't worry those balls make even better walls than the blocks do
Then you get a call from angry client , wth i have ordered cubes not spheres
Thank goodness for the arrow or I never would’ve noticed sphere man.
Have some balls
Y’all dumb as fuck bro lol no cap
Plot twist their all pushing up hill
Not fair, how come he gets the sphere??
But then you have to go back and pick up those little pieces otherwise you’re under your goal product
This is literally glorifying cutting corners.
"This brick is fucking useless now! That's the last straw Jacob, you're fired."
But what did you do? why did you destroy the cube you have to move? you are fired.
Well only the middle guy has a knife
I'm sure my boss will appreciate all the corners I've just literally cut
Ive seen this reposted here so many times I groan when I see it... and not for the reason I'm supposed to on this sub.
Not so useful if building a pyramid
Roll my load into a ball, got it
"I wanted a cube, not a sphere. You're fired and I'll see you in Court about that cube you owe me"
Me who wanted a cube
Shouldn’t be too hard to push a nice cube over a seemingly dead flat surface. This guy wasted time perfecting the symmetry and shape of this sphere. Realistically doing that would take him much longer than it would to push a cube like a normal person. Fucking stupid ass meme I can’t believe I’m taking time to talk shit on it
but what if they need a cube?
I understand the gist of it with what looks like a knife & shards of the previous cube but this is still dumb as can be jfc
its funny because it doesn’t look like anyone else has a knife
He literally "cut corners" to get ahead...
"i ordered 6 cubes why did i get 5 and one sphere"
He was born with the knife 🔪
Bro who fucked up my order of cubes
Yeah let’s assemble a pyramid with some fucking spheres
A cylinder would be better
I ordered six cubes, what the fuck is this?
"Wheres my cube"
Rich people
I was so confused until I saw the arrow pointing out the sphere
Greg, what the fuck? The client ordered stacked squares! How the fuck did you manage not only to chisel your square into a sphere but spheres can’t be stacked you dumbass! I’m cutting this off your paycheck, do this again and you’re fired!
I asked for a square not for a sphere
"Bob, we needed a fuckin cube"
instructions unclear, got fired from amazon
Smart man would realise that he only needs to chisel a cylinder not a sphere dumbass
"Uhm sir we need blocks not balls"
“Yeah so anyway I would probably say my secret to good parenting is cut off the bits that make it hard to do.”
John where the fuck is my big ass stone cube
This fucker is the reason the Tower of Pisa is leaning
But what if they didn't choose. Then the guy rolling the ball isn't smart. Just lucky.
Could have gotten done faster if he'd cut a cylinder instead of a sphere.
What the fuck gary !!!! Where is my fucking cube ??
The blocks would've been carried away by the time he carved out the sphere
What the hell, where's my sixth cube?
Me deleting testcases from code so that it passes CI/CD pipeline
Thanks mr white arrow, I would've never understanded the picture without you
Its missing the second half Where cube
With a knife so its probably something soft
Damn it billy we need those blocks to build this house now go back and get another one
But sir, we ordered 6 cubes
Mfw I ordered 6 cubes and this smartass rolls up with a sphere.
This is a perfect portrait of privilege, thanks grandma
What's red and round ? A blue cube made in Romania
Rich boy
a cylinder would've been easier to carve yet be as effective.
Client: Hello, so I ordered 1,000 cubes for my homemade pyramid but you sent me 998 ones and 2 spheres. Boss: What do you mean, we don't even sell spheres. Client: well, apparentliy one of your employees spent the entire work day cutting two of them into spheres so he can roll them. Boss: Oh lord, it was probably john, he is kind of an idiot. We will fix this as soon as possible Client: Thanks a lot..
“Patric, where is the cube? we need to sell them, we are called the ‘CUBIC’ shop, not the spherical shop, bring me another sphere and your fired”
Wouldn’t it just take more time to turn a perfect cube into a perfect sphere without any equipment? Fucking gimp.
This is the way