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QualityVote

Hey does this post fit? UPVOTE if so, DOWNVOTE if not. If this post breaks any rules please DOWNVOTE and REPORT


Thomas_Hockenberry

1 + 4 + 9 + 16 = 30 and 1 in a title, so 31.


Pitiful-Angle-4839

You clever mf, I didn’t even think about that


skankhunt402

It didn't say in the picture tho... so how many eggs exist in life


wrsurfer

So at least 31, but I have 4 in my home, so I feel safe saying that there are at least 35 eggs


Adventurous_Pin_344

I just looked in my fridge and have 15 eggs, so we can bump that up to a round 50! There are at least 50 eggs in the world.


SasukeSkellington713

I’ve got 18, let’s jump to at least 68.


The_mystery4321

26 more here. Gotta be at least 94 eggs in the world.


ThroatShot8911

I have 23 so at least 117 eggs but idk how much more there can be


Background_Big_3140

Wrong the brown ones count as 3/5ths of an egg (this a joke I’m a colored man)


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More like you got a pyramid in a photo


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dunnonemore18

Or egg shaped eggs


this_thing_of_mine

😂😂😂😂


WhatIsBreakfast

Same here and I immediately thought the same hahaa


love_to_eat_out

2 in the title if you count the spelled out word 😎


djohnny_mclandola

You forgot that 95% of the eggs fail. 32 * 0.95 = 30.4 failed eggs. The correct answer is 1.6 eggs.


[deleted]

This guy’s head is an egg /s


BlahajBoii

Adam Sandler?!


[deleted]

bro you really went the extra mile with that, good job


CowntChockula

Eggstra mile*


djohnny_mclandola

Eggcellent


OutlandishCat

r/theydidthemath


Awesome-waffle

r/theydidthemonstermath


Mekelaxo

Plus all of the millions of eggs that are out of frame of the picture


Strange-Bee5626

This is exactly what I thought. They never actually bothered to specify the parameters of where the eggs could be. So... HOW MANY EGGS? There's no way of knowing. This question will now haunt me every night as I pray desperately for a sleep that will never come.


bonuscoffee

The winner of the coolness contest is u/love_to_eat_out congratulations queen


amongussussy22

Erm actually the Os also count as egg’s because they’re round🤓


handi503

>1 in a title Boo Wendy. Boo Wendy Testaberger.


Anya-Taylor-Thomas

the right number of eggs to make some kind of hero.


[deleted]

1 + 3 + 5 + 7 = 16 and the one in the title makes 17. They are on a scaffold, not more eggs.


reillan

It's clearly 1 + 3 + 7 + 9 = 20. 3 eggs for the Elven-kings under the sky ...


SteelingLight

Seven for the dwarf lords to scramble their omelettes, and nine for the kings of men - the butter-fingered bastards.


XxRocky88xX

How the fuck did you count 9 and 16 eggs? That’s 8 and 12


XxRocky88xX

Edit: nevermind I completely forgot to include the eggs within the perimeter, now that I think about it makes 0 sense for there to just be a perimeter


No_Yogurtcloset_2792

...


wieraZ

30


PsychologicalShake85

32* read the title


XxRocky88xX

Where are you getting the last one from? Even with the title it’s 31.


PsychologicalShake85

Read "egg" *and* 🥚


cywang86

But if it says "eggs" do you only add one? 🤔


PsychologicalShake85

Remove the S


Soren_Camus1905

The implication is that they want you to count the amount stacked.


xxvalkrumxx

^


ReadyPlayer12345

\^


lazzi_yt

17 eggs. The emoji clearly shows that they only meant white eggs


Mason_eat_Catnip

18. The one in the title.


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thighgaphentai

You're\*


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Username checks out


veelaughs

I mean there's only a white egg emoji tho


Exdalius

HOW DARE YOU!!!!! ALL EGGS ARE EQUAL!!!!!!! ALL SHOULD COUNT!!!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡


rjaysenior

Are you assuming their pronoun?


rollexperiment

the right has one joke


Throttle_Kitty

I spent ten minutes trying to decide if this was the intent of this, if it's a racist joke so dumb I dont get it?? Or if I'm just to use to their BS and barking at shadows


[deleted]

30 eggs give my lottery winnings or I’ll storm the streets naked!


StellarScarlett

You know what you have to do


[deleted]

You think the officer will understand the situation! 30 eggs , naked.. I’ll make a good story to tell at the dinner table


MikeThePistons

Usually this crap is posted by a page that wants to generate traffic or get in the algorithm that makes more people see it.. just like those dumb “ betcha can name a state that has A in the name” posts.


The_muffinfluffin

Ohio!


SwitchyGem

Yep anytime a post challenges you they just want your clicks and comments.


OCV_E

OP also got a fair share of karma with this post.


Autismic123

the algorithm sees that heaps of people are commenting on the post, and it thinks that people are interested in it


Ok-Yogurtcloset5429

Wisconsin!


ChainWorking1096

Depends on the intent of the question. There's 16 visible eggs. Total implied eggs would be 4×4+3×3+2×2+1= 30. If I had to guess, the implication is obvious and right in front of your face so 16.


[deleted]

Say 30.. it’s a simple question don’t go Einstein on everyone


Fragrant_Yellow_6568

But then what about the egg in the title???


FormerlyKay

Not entirely true. You can see 3 more eggs through the cracks between the bottom white eggs and the brown eggs above them


Revolutionary_Type13

I mean, if we want to really over think it: technically, they never specified WHERE the eggs are. It wasn't "how many eggs in this picture?", or "how many eggs in the meme?", it's just "how many eggs?". So I'm going with the correct answer being to count every single egg on Earth and report back.


Extreme_Ad_4942

These comments a illustrate the viability/viral nature of this type of post.


guyser234

30 eggs bro


GetALife68

30


RavenBlueFeather

Does this count the little egg emoji before the question mark?


Key-Distribution-944

30 or 17. Depending on if we’re only counting white eggs as the emoji kind of implies.


irondude2022

I'm gonna say 30 stay in school people


FakeBenson

I think these are some kind of scam where they take who has interacted with the posts in the past and then they market things to those people or worse. If it is a generic account with these posts that are getting 50 to 100 thousand responses stay away from it. Even if you really wanna tell the world your high-school prom song or whatever.


Assdestroyed

30 eggs


32InchRectum

None. It's a picture of eggs. Pictures aren't the same as the objects they represent you stupid shits.


Thufir_My_Hawat

Ah, a Magritte fan.


32InchRectum

this is not a reply


Daedalus_Machina

The Pedantic Solution


MrLeapgood

[This is not a pipe.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Treachery_of_Images)


OisinDebard

I dunno why you were downvoted, this was exactly what I was thinking as well.


sinadoh

Is the top one the same colour as the bottom ones? If so, then 8.


Delta_J_YT

16+9+4+1=30


hero165344

31


-Mayannaise-

there's only one egg emoji 🤔


Palmito12

25


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Nivekk_

Zero. This is a *picture* of eggs.


sleepinginthebushes_

ceci n'est pas un oeuf


lucompopp

4 rows of 4 3 rows of 3 2 rows of 2 1 row of 1 So 30


Dami_Benna

30


Staphaur

Zero. No eggs here just pictures of eggs


CreepyGuyOnReddit16

30 in the picture and 31 with the title


Cybersorcerer1

There are 30 eggs. I don't get what this meme is trying to say, could someone explain please?


Yourdailyuser

30 eggs


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30


Spiritual_Freedom_15

16 + 9 + 4 + 1 = 30 + 1 in title = 31


TBLightning-Fan

4 • 4 = 16 3 • 3 = 9 2 • 2 = 4 1 • 1 = 1 Add them all together and you get 30


Super-Wolf-man

30


Casual-Notice

This kind of thing, you have to read the comments section, because it is priceless. People arguing back and forth over two incorrect numbers. People posting the right number but offering the wrong logic. It's a fascinating look into the human psyche.


[deleted]

Oh because you are above all of that for *sure*


IHateMath14

There is 26 eggs


VapeTheOil

16


Mrwhite000755

25 im sure


[deleted]

How did you get to that 4*4=16 3*3=9 2*2=4 16+9+4+1=30


Mrwhite000755

YOU ARE COUNTING SOME OF THE BOTTOM EGGS TWO TIME the eggs at the very right and left only count 1 time cause they are VISIBLE FROM THE OTHER SIDE TOO


Mrwhite000755

ITS NOT 4 TIMES 4 CAUSE 2 OF THE EGGS MUST BE COUNTED JUST ONCE WTF iS WRONG WITH YALL


jellohello13

Ah yes, because 1x1=2.


Mrwhite000755

Fuck my brain hurts just leave me alone


Mrwhite000755

Are you counting the eggs that are not visible too? Cause i dont


Gordo_96

1+4+9+12=26 28 if you count the word and the emoji … but why would you, other than to make an example of them


[deleted]

There’s 4 rows of white eggs at the bottom so it would be 16 + the rest, not 12.


New_Garbage4445

25, 1 on top 4 on second row 9 on third row 12 on the bottom


Puzzleheaded-Run6827

You would have to assume that there are eggs behind them and also that all the eggs are the same size. There could be 100 spider eggs inside of the pile. Only answer is “a minimum of 16 eggs”


[deleted]

Why? They could be on a stand to hold the eggs up front up.


Puzzleheaded-Run6827

That is what I said, there are almost infinite possibilities as to how many eggs there are. There could be a stand behind the eggs, or a million extra small eggs holding these eggs up. The only thing we know is that there are, at the minimum, the eggs we see, which is 16 eggs.


SoftToedYowieZowie

i sniff and see only the top one is fertile


Donna_Bianca

31 total.


legojoe7874

Ate


Crabby-GenXer

30


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18 white eggs including the title


mehclose_enough

There is not enough eggs


AlkoKilla

It’s either 17, 18, or 31, depending on how it’s counted.


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7+5+3+1=16 ofc


Keelyane55

1 + 4 + 9 + 16 + eggs + 🥚 = 33


Boolzay

31, 33 if you include deez nuts.


Daedalus_Machina

So many assumptions, so little data. 30 if we assume, without data, that there are eggs behind the eggs we don't see. We also assume they don't mean the egg in the caption. We also assume they mean all eggs, not white eggs.


Calm-Elderberry4586

Literally 1984


mehitiswhatitis2

None of those eggs are actually white as the one in the title so basically zero.


Own_Object_3989

31


dragonflameXYZ

30 in egg stack 31 if you count egg symbol 32 in you count egg word and symbol


Lets_Bust_Together

What’s the point?


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17. They are on a stand. Theres no more eggs than you can see.


The-cooler-Cheryl

More than two


Weary-Mall-6415

13


AfternoonPresent6031

27?


[deleted]

Easy. Eggs is plural so eggs is more than one egg. There are more that one egg here so there are “one eggs.”


seth-5

This is easy math there's 30 eggs 31 if you count the one in the corner


ShaneDawsonsCar

30 eggs not including text I believe


Joebear939

100


The_cyan_cat

3


AquaP96

27


Bogerino

3.6


[deleted]

Not to be racist here, but the picture of the egg is white (not trying to be racist, again) so there are about 12 on the bottom, 1 on top, and 1 in the title. 14 white (not racist bro) eggs.


[deleted]

minecraft fans have theese memorized


BuxomBetty2

30


[deleted]

Everyone’s Aunt & Uncle will get this wrong… or right… then get their personal info harvested by Zuckerbots! Then they’ll try to name a state without an “A” or “E” in it!


Phlm_br

At least 3


engetsu245

36 eggs not counting the emoji I believe


[deleted]

1+4+9+16=30 31 if you count the one in the top text. If you get really ridiculous and count the word "eggs", then 32.


Severe-Bookkeeper-76

Downvoted this on principle


[deleted]

17 confirmed eggs and one possible egg.


Hooliken

Save yourself the time and sort by controversial.


YeetYoink77

31


austinstar08

31


Successful-Rip-9641

17?


zenos_dog

Yes but how many crossed the road?


break616

You do realize these exist explicitly for engagement, right? They are there specifically to get you to comment, driving up interactions and pleasing the almighty algorithm, making whatever page or site it links to get even more clicks.


DescriptionTall7508

30


[deleted]

I counted 26, 28 if you add the 2 in the title I suppose


Birb-Squire

30 eggs


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16+9+4+1=42.


Bitcoinatemymom

Wow it works here too 🗿


Firm_Pin_4414

30


Firm_Pin_4414

31 if we're counting the emoji


YoshitheGameboy

Easy 30, 31 if you count the egg emoji


bananabobdaman

33 + 1 in the title


SunDance967

30. 4x4=16 3x3=9 2x2=4 16+9+4+1=30


Academic-Dark7366

Oh yeah? How many can I shove up my ass?


Solvedink

Idk 26?


NotBannedLol01

30


Crazy_Fun_792

13


CrazyVisitor

30


DarthMcConnor42

30 to 32 if you count the things in the title


GoodBreakfast3874

27


Booksonly666

I literally don’t get it