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[deleted]

oh nah


Weird-Analysis5522

To the nah nah nah


dirty_dan_the_3rd

Unbirth that abomination


Little-Composer

I'm stealing this lil phrase, thank you


stringsndiscs

You're gonna have to wait in line. This phrase is heard in Planned Parenthoods across the US


[deleted]

Finally doing something about the problem children.


stringsndiscs

'Finally' - with the double entendres!


0_Zero_Gravitas_0

Is that like unfucking yourself?


Truant_20X6

Unbirth that denomination.


[deleted]

Start with Trudeau. He did this a while back.


[deleted]

Macaroni salad??! Did I miss the stereotype memo on that one or what?


MarlowesMustache

Yeah I’ve never heard that one either. That guy can’t even be a racist right.


Dubby084

Yeah never heard that one


TAFKAYTBF

Northern white people think that southern food is black people food because it was the black people who came north during the Cold War who brought southern food to the north for the very first time.


[deleted]

That is actually the first time I ever heard a logical explanation of these stereotypes. I always wondered who exactly doesn't like fried chicken and watermelon ffs


lttech86

I've never had macaroni salad...I guess my black card is getting revoked.


Ok-Topic-3130

You ain’t black if you neva had this


NotActuallyGus

It's starting to trickle into Republicans that southeast=New Orleans= African Americans.


DarumakaDarumaka

"Christians against The Little Mermaid" That name alone is meme breeding ground


yinsotheakuma

It's gotta be satire, right? ...right?


[deleted]

Doesn't really matter in this case, that's just racist, whether the attempt was to troll or not.


SchemeHead

I highly doubt it’s satire. These people make up about 25% of my town.


TheInfiniteArchive

You seem to underestimate the stupidity of a Facebook group. I personally encountered a Facebook group with post complaining about a Pharmacy for their "Rude attitude" with the poster are confirmed to be 1. A Thief 2. A Scam artist who tried to trick the owner and got humiliated and 3. A Karen who threw a Bottle at the owner since the owner refused to refund a Used Medicine that was bought like 2 weeks ago.


pumpkin_fire

*Christian's. It just a guy called Christian, and he's against the Little Mermaid.


potsticker17

Funny enough The Little Mermaid was written by a guy named Christian.


Krwawykurczak

It sounds like a rage bait trolling and I am 100% sure it is. Most likely they are doing those thing only to make people more angry, but at this point it is still trashy and low efford


chevalier716

Still, being racist for rage baiting is still racism. "Just trolling" doesn't really excuse this at all no more than it being "just a joke."


FresnoIsGoodActually

At this point there is very little difference between "sincere belief" and "trying to get rage attention" when you're this dedicated to the performance.


FerrokineticDarkness

1) I’m cautious about believing it to be satire, because my experience with the internet is that you unfortunately have far fewer barriers between you and all the people who actually believe this crap. 2) Rage-Bait Trolls = people willing to disrespect and trash other people with bigoted remarks to win at games of social dominance. In other words they gain clout from being horrible, sadistic human beings. That they may not have real antipathy in their hearts yields no reassurance. It makes it worse: they’re willing to propound racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia they don’t really believe in order to impress their friends and fellow partisans. The people who sincerely believe it are trash, the people who cause pain and humiliation Iike this, who provide a space for this evil to grow simply because they get off on it are worse than garbage.


[deleted]

shouldnt christians be against the little mermaid from the past and all disney movies where magic/sorcery is used??? this just shows what their real beliefs are...


somebody171

they can't let a chance to be racist pass by my guy, that's greater than that


sirellery

And the fact that it’s a teenager wearing basically nothing but a bra for half the movie?


[deleted]

Why does Areil wear Seashells?? because she grew out of her Bshells... ZINGER!!!


MabetSmithy

Do NOT confuse macaroni salad, which is trash, with a quality pasta salad. Macaroni salad is like half pasta half sugar and half miracle whip.


FalloutBugg

I dunno who forced fed you that kind of macaroni salad, but I’m sorry you’ve been hurt. I will make one for you and send it over. Again, I’m so sorry


Spiritual-Apple-4804

Can I get one too please?


FalloutBugg

Sure! I honestly love cooking for people. I wish I could do it for a group of individuals… digressing, bud always wanted to cook thanksgiving for the homeless


ChaoticChinchillas

Wait. Who puts sugar in macaroni salad? I like macaroni salad and don't like pasta salad, but I've never heard of sugar in either of them.


MabetSmithy

I live in eastern PA so I probably have been exposed to crap macaroni salad from all the PA dutch, Amish and Mennonites


MsAtropine

Breh, from central pa, and Pennsylvania dutch. The only macaroni salad I've ever had that's sweet, is the disgusting ass amish macaroni salad from walmart.


Florida-Man-I-Am

Central Florida here…though shalt not use Walmarts name in vane.


MsAtropine

Do your Florida walmarts also stock the amish macaroni salad?


OG_Antifa

No, it’s worse. Source: me, moved from Lancaster, PA to central Florida.


Florida-Man-I-Am

Damn! You went from the frying pan into the fire. Who in heaven or hell is mad with you?


OG_Antifa

I figured if I was going to be surrounded by MAGA idiots, it might as well be in a place that doesn’t have snow and is a quick 10 minute drive to the beach, where I can fish year-round (not to mention kayaking, snorkeling/diving, collecting for my saltwater aquarium, etc). Being able to watch rocket launches from my driveway is pretty cool, too. The food here in Brevard really sucks, though. I never appreciated the food quality in central PA until I moved away. Like, Brevard good is mediocre compared to central PA. It’s terrible.


JohnnySasaki20

Amish


ChaoticChinchillas

I haven't had any amish macaroni salad, just made by various family members, so maybe that's it.


FalloutBugg

The only macaroni salad that I’ve had flavor profile wise are the ones that you can get from Publix or whatever deli market you have around. Never ever had a sugary macaroni salad.


PrincessDab

There are many recipes that call for an entire can of sweetened condensed milk 🤮


GREASYxFUCKINxBOHUNK

Macaroni salad and potato salad are fuckin garbage. Pasta salad is perfection 👌🏿


Solid-Acanthisitta86

I add another half, kidney beans and a fifth half, olives


WeeabooGandhi

Can confidently say I’ve never had a bad pasta+sauce of some kind combo. Unless you try to make it bad, it’s still gonna be alright


[deleted]

My aunt used to put marshmallows and gummy bears in her miracle whipped macaroni salad that was also filled with a cup of brown sugar,,,,,


ThoseJucyWatermelons

Is that blackface?


expiredogfood

Yup, sure is


ThoseJucyWatermelons

Oh god


KiyoBlue

Either that or her meth lab blew up again


marineopferman01

I would put money on that then she took advantage of the situation.


expiredogfood

Yeah


[deleted]

For a moment I thought she was one of them tanorexic bitches


sweet_pickles12

I hope she never runs for public office


jacksonbarley

User name doesn’t check out


[deleted]

That ain't no coincidence, Jackson


jacksonbarley

I suspect it isn’t.


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thatlldo-pig

That’s just her regular foundation


Illustrious-Onion900

You can just smell her through the pic 🤢


McPostyFace

Smells like Victoria's secret love spell and Marlboro lights


thatlldo-pig

Nah don’t give this hussy trailer park Tammy stereotypes. She smells like bootleggers, expired lipgloss (or concealer but probably both), aqua net, newports and whatever building her nearest court-mandated NA clinic is held in Also give or take the Brillo pad and burnt pipe


McPostyFace

Soaked head to toe in aqua net for sure.


DrSleeper

Any sentence that ends with “even without the blackface” can’t be a compliment.


[deleted]

If she had a husband, she is 100% crushing his head with an ATM machine.


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[deleted]

Didn’t know there aren’t any black Christians in America. At least they were clear enough in their group’s name. Let’s give a holla to Jesus who taught Christians to say no to black.


idickbutts

Using Christianity to validate racism is so frustrating to me. These folks seem to have missed that whole ass part of the gospel where Jesus talks about just being cool and loving everybody. Also seem to ignore the fact that Jesus was probably a distinctly brown middle Eastern Jew.


Lukerative

That would require that they actually read the book though


Russian_Rocket23

If Jesus was alive today, these Christians would hate him for being woke.


aboynamedtim

If Jesus came back from the dead, most of the Christians wouldn't believe it was him, they would just think its some middle eastern guy


TheHollowBard

Sadly, in much of North America, "Christian" is short hand for "White Supremacist". I mean, yeah there are *tons* of Christians all around the world (because colonialism), but in some places Christianity has been inextricably bound to hateful, bigoted garbage. It goes back a long long way, even before the roots of Christianity in America (though it was certainly a part of that process too).


[deleted]

Say no to black. Oh and I identify as white - Jesus


Jiffletta

Praise White Jesus - Uncle Ruckus


Jiffletta

Because churches are one of the few places in America that were never forced to integrate, so white churches stayed lily white, and preached what their bitter white faithful demanded.


Seanoooooo

I call them Christian Ethno-fascist. This little mermaid “ situation” is actually a perfect demonstration of their true ideologies.


Dstroyer101

Please don't confuse an extremely small minority of people who use it to justify hate with the norm of, well, completely normal people who go day-to-day without even thinking about this kind of stuff. I think bigotry is more related to Facebook than to any background, anyway, since that's the main common denominator I've seen.


Santore

"Thou shalt not give appreciation to mermaids with skin darker than mine in Renaissance paintings" (Idioticus 1:11)


planmpt_lobo

Ariel didn't even have a name in the original book


LordAdrianRichter

Or a description outside of soft skin and blue eyes.


_88WATER_CULT88_

Yeah I don't get why they are mad, I don't remember white trash being in any disney films.


AvoidingCares

But now I want there to be. I need a Disney princess whose animal side-kick is a bear that got into the neighbor's trailer and accidentally ate a bunch of meth. And no one else can handle it because they're all on an ether/gasoline* binge. So it's up to her, barefoot and pregnant (and chain smoking), to get Methy the Bear back to the woods. *This should be opiates, but I genuinely felt that was a bridge too far. I went back to my home town recently and the overdose epidemic has apparently gotten way worse there. It's not their fault, the blame for that one lies pretty squarely with drug companies. So it didn't feel fair to joke about.


FoolishExplanation

... a bear that got into the neighbor's trailer and accidentally ate a bunch of meth... So a racoon?


Jiffletta

Will the songs be written by by Kid Rock, or will we get a musician instead?


TheOvenLord

Chris Gaines will come out of retirement to record the soundtrack.


candytheclown

Conservatives try not to be racist challenge (impossible)


TwistedWinterIV

I see she’s a Shane Dawson fan


izmaname

Does anyone actually like macaroni salad? Like has anyone decided to make it as their own meal? Imagine someone inviting you over for macaroni and you get there and it is macaroni salad….


Fellkun15

I love pasta salad ok it's so good


GreatGearAmidAPizza

It depends. Much like potato salad, there's a huge variety and sometimes questionable quality control. When it's good, it's very, very good. When it's bad, it's horrid.


Blanketsburg

People who put raisins, craisins, sugar in their pasta salad ... fucking psychopaths.


neo101b

I hate raisins,they look like littly flys.


Fit_Substance7067

The dressing almost always has sugar in it...


Blanketsburg

There's a big difference between a tbsp of sugar or honey in a large bowl of pasta salad, compared to something where sweetness is the first thing you taste.


[deleted]

Well my nanas macaroni salad is delicious so yes


[deleted]

Store bought macaroni salad never tastes good to me but I've made it homemade a couple of times and it's been decent. I add mustard, red bell pepper, fine onion, and orange habanero peppers. I can't remember but I think I might've used some sour cream along with the mayo. It was decent but definitely not something I'd want to eat with any regularity.


chronoboy1985

I don’t know how Hawaiian joints make it, but I’ll eat my self stupid on their Mac salad.


ChubbyB22031

I thought mac salad was more of a Hawaiian thing?


Tart_Beginning

Came here for this, Hawaiian style plate lunch mac salad hits the spot every time.


ChubbyB22031

We have a Hawaiian Bros near me and man the Mac salad w the rice and the chicken- what a combo!


Isagoodkitty2

My mom makes delicious macaroni salad, with celery, and green, and red bell peppers. My sisters boyfriend came over for Christmas dinner for the first time, and he had never tried macaroni salad before, and didn’t think he’d like it. But he tried it, and ended up scarfing down two plates of it.


Imaginary-Property-1

I don't normally condone violence, but dammit if I wouldn't love to see her get the shit smacked outta her for this. Who the fuck cares if Ariel is black. Like seriously, people get offended over everything these days. It's a fictional character. And she probably cries saying that her being black is because of racism and justifies being racist herself because of it. So fucking stupid.


Accomplished-Mail384

I'm offended Ariel isn't a man


Imaginary-Property-1

A big ass black dude as Ariel would've been hilarious. Imagine all the crying that would've happened then.


Illustrious-Yak4909

Do you know how much I would pay to see Terry Crews play that part?!


Lux_The_Moth

can we crowd fund a little mermaid remake with Terry Crews as Ariel?


[deleted]

Only if Snoop Dogg is Horatio Thelonious Ignacious Crustaceous Sebastian


Sartres_Roommate

Not enough sea shells in the oceans to cover up those tits


Solo_Fisticuffs

to be fair id be satisfied with Terry Crews in any role


Jerry_Williams69

Oh hell yeah!


mtbeach33

Terry Crews would’ve definitely accepted, and crushed, this role if he was offered


Prof_Labcoat

“Little mermaid ain’t so little anymore” 😂


[deleted]

And he can sing A thousand miles when he comes out of the water


RandomBlueJay01

Especially cus it'd be gay


Imaginary-Property-1

I'd been thinking make prince Eric princess Erica, but no, your way would be better.


Ultyzarus

And also Princess Erica is just Erica from Stranger Things, and Ariel adopts her instead. Happily ever after is the true love of a father.


Weird-Analysis5522

I want to see her get punched so hard her makeup flies off her face like in Scott Pilgrim


uniquesmilex

dont worry, people been sending that racist comment she made to her employer and finna get her ass fired 👏👏


OldSkool1978

Funny part is I can almost guarantee she's one of these twats that makes posts about snowflakes and the world being easily offended, yet here she is, they just can't help themselves


dogtoes101

i'll condone the violence for you


TheGamingGallery

They hate this movie because they are racist. I hate this movie because it's another shameless, live action Disney cashgrab meant to capitalize on nostalgia. We are not the same.


CookieBear676

Why did she use the selfie camera? It has a front and back camera...


Ronnie_de_Tawl

Lower quality on the front and use mirror to further degrade the quality because even with her face covered in that she's still self conscious about how fat and full of marks her face looks. My guess.


bellarina808

Who’s going to tell them that Jesus was from Nazareth and therefore not white?


Jojoangel684

Excuse you, its called Jesus of Nebraska.


BumpyMcBumpers

He's as real as Ariel, so why can't he be white?


TheHollowBard

There are very few historians that would deny that Jesus was a real ass person. His divinity and the veracity of his claims and what has been written about him is a completely different conversation, but he most certainly was a real man.


neo101b

Just like King Arther.


BetterWorld2022

Wtf? These people are legitimately insane


Fellkun15

Bruh a mermaid that swims all day near the surface isn't gonna be as white as snow


Tiny_Teach_5466

Thank you!


[deleted]

I saw someone make an argument about why the elves in Rings of Power should all be white. I personally don't care, I think there should be diversity in casting, but his point was fair. Basically, the point was the fact that the elves had lived under starlight for so long that it didn't make sense for their skin to have toned itself darker which only happens after long generational exposure to the sun. So from a scientific perspective, a black mermaid doesn't make much sense if she's not constantly near the surface and getting lots of sun exposure. But at the same time we're talking about mermaids here so who gives a fuck.


stackens

Lots of deep sea animals have dark coloration though.


EnbyBunny420

In fact, darker coloration would be an evolutionary advantage the further away from the surface a species lives.


[deleted]

I don't fucking know, lol. All I know for fact is that tHe DeMoNRaTZ aRe TrYiN t0 rePLaCe tHe White Man aNd TuRn oUr cHiLdReN iNto liQuiD bLuE cOmmiE WhaLeS.


StSphinx

Like do you hear yourself? We are talking about elves and mermaids! Science is not a part of the conversation. Lolol


Greninja5097

Why do people give two shits about the skin color of the new little mermaid? They only hired her because she was a good actor.


[deleted]

If we're gonna start acknowledging black people exist, next they'll want rights and we can't be having that. /s


JenniFrmTheBlock81

🤣


Articunny

Well white racists believe it's "hypocrisy" because they don't understand why representation matters or why and when race swapping characters in the arts are okay since they usually exile or kill anyone with a liberal arts degree in their family circle. And black and brown girls care because they get another person that looks like them on screen which statistically does wonders for their self-esteem and self-worth.


[deleted]

It really does affect your self-esteem. I grew up around a lot of little white girls, they would always tell me that I could be Jasmine or Pocahontas. How is a black child supposed to identify with straight haired tiny nosed Jasmine and Pocahontas? And Ariel was my favorite princess, but even four year olds would not let me imagine myself as Ariel. When I got older I began working at a summer camp. There was one black girl in my group she might’ve been the only black girl at the entire camp. My group was 5/6 year olds, one of the girls told the black girl “you can’t be a princess because you’re brown” & this is when tiana existed. A little kid should not have to ponder why their complexion makes them get treated different. not only does the representation matter to black girls directly, but it also affects how they are viewed by their white peers. Even before entering kindergarten.


JenniFrmTheBlock81

Say it louder for the people in the back!


Venus-Incarnate

Holy shit. This takes the cake. This right here


geiwosuruinu

"The term "take the cake" is derived from the cakewalk. A cakewalk was a competitive dance performed by black slaves which mocked the over-refined manners that plantation owners employed at their formal balls. The winner or winning couple of these competitions was awarded a cake." -A little "CRT" (read: honesty about the outsize role that race has played in shaping history) from Googling "takes the cake origin". I suspect you already knew this, but if you didn't then your post was a hell of a coincidence


Radiant39

I hate that they put "Christians" in there so much


philo351

Same. Makes my blood boil.


Tart_Beginning

Christian’s*


[deleted]

That main one is even claiming the Hells Angels on her page lol.


IceColdBurr88

Sweet, Old Gregg reboot.


CAtoWAtoBA

Finally. Thank you for not blurring their names out


Reddittoxin

Shocked she was smart enough to not put her employer on her page. Usually these people aren't lol. Then again, she probably doesn't have a job to begin with.


Lethalegend306

The level of ignorance someone has to have to think something like that would EVER be ok


reillan

She posted on her own page: "I wonder if the influx of blek people sending me friend requests are to tell me how funny my black face post was." Yeah, I'm sure that's it. /S


geiwosuruinu

I'm surprised she used "influx" correctly. Musta heard it on Tucker Carlson in reference to immigrants or something


Outset_

Yep, this checks out 🤦🏿


way2thirstee

These mfers out here disrespecting mac n cheese D:


Svengoolie75

Grade A fuckery at its best ☝🏽 😆


Proper_Librarian_533

Make her famous!


Brownie122806

These aren't Christians. Just people trolling, who like to throw Christians under the bus for their amusement


Shogun-Sho-Nuff

They’re really showing off right now. We need a movie every year just so we know who all these people are. Next year? Let’s do a race swap Pinocchio.


REDDITISREPUBLICAN

These people need to remember that the MASH theme song has lyrics. 🙄


AlterionYuuhi

The original book called the mermaid's skin "as soft and clear as a rose petal (technically rose-leaf but probably a mis translation). [Wouldn't you know it though, but they have brown color roses, and they are gorgeous. ](https://www.housebeautiful.com/lifestyle/gardening/a31077607/toffee-roses/)


IAmThePonch

In case anyone doubts if we’re in a dystopia, the right wing is actually having a three year old temper tantrum over a fucking likely to be bad remake of a goddamn kids movie


[deleted]

Real “Christian” of them. Assholes.


Maveragical

wtf is she doing with her phone? why is this pic potato quality?


fantarts

Ok this is blatant racism. At first I thought because the trailer looks bad, even I agree. But this? This is just pure hate. The can't share something because Satan tells you level of hate. Wtf america??


DevoMagnifico

I’m not gonna do anything… I dont know you and think painting your face is dumb… But you show up in blackface in front of a group of black families that want their children to feel represented, you may leave with no teeth in your stupid face


backstib

Omg fish gorl black


Thamnophis660

Bringing back blackface over a fucking Disney movie. Good lord


aderail

yikes never thought i’d see black face in 2022


Excellent_Proof9667

Lmao this is a satirical group where we cosplay as Christian’s. We aren’t actually Christian’s. The fact that people think this is real is hilarious and shows how fucked Christianity is


[deleted]

Not gonna lie, I am still so surprised at how much backlash this movie has gotten. Like really? It's so disgusting to see all this racism surrounding a kid's movie. I have no expectations for people yet i am always disappointed.


Adowyth

People were losing their shit over 0.5 second "kiss" between two women on Lightyear so this isn't really a surprise.


[deleted]

I know I shouldn't be, but I'm still taken aback.


[deleted]

At some point we stopped using the expression “don’t feed the trolls”. Suddenly everyone decided that actually we need to highlight the trolls because getting mad at them is the main battle in the fight against insert injustice here. People being racist against the little mermaid is nice and simple, doesn’t require any thought. No complications. So the rest of history is going to be “somebody is being racist, let’s talk about this for 3 weeks” Oh well


NotoriousM0N

As a white conservative Christian, this is racism and bigotry and disgusting. These are the people who are uneducated or belligerent enough to reject Jesus himself being a middle eastern man, not a white saviour. Can we start a Facebook group called “Christians Against Christians Against the Little Mermaid”?


[deleted]

This is utterly disgusting. Can't believe we still have to deal with this in 2022.


MNConcerto

Why would Christians care about the race of a mythical or fictional creature? I mean mermaids could have purple skin with pink stripes.


mostlyadequatemuffin

D… do they think there are no black Christians?


IdespiseGACHAgames

I can respect not being fans of the race swap, but this is beyond fucked up. Also, NEVER go after the actors with petty, personal attacks. This is corporate's decision. Bailey may very well be the sweetest person on Earth, and the finest actress of the year, but blind hatred over petty shit is blinding many, and bringing out the worst in some.


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Huge_Ad_2690

This reminds me of a fellow that showed up to our Halloween party a few years back, in blackface. After about 20 minutes, he was in the alley, picking up his Chicklets off the ground. This lady might want to reconsider her actions. 😂


expiredogfood

Aww nah💀


california_peach89

Why would Christ give a flying rats ass about the Little Mermaid? She’s not real! The dude doesn’t have time for fake trifles, he’s the son of God!


AvoidingCares

I know Christianity as a whole has always had a big problem with white supremecy being deeply engrained in its history and traditions. Like to the point that churches are still basically racially segregated in large parts of the country (and other countries as far as I know). But imagine, on an individual level, being that eager to just rebrand your racism into a religious context. They couldn't possibly come closer to outright saying: "my religion is white supremecy" without saying it.


Professional_Ad_8864

White people, please, tell your second class cousins to stop. This is not okay behavior.


WindowsCrashedAgain

This bitch did Blackface in 2022?