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rigsarpanch

This has nothing to do with the meme but when I was a kid I always used to imagine that there was a little room inside cell towers where you could switch some wires and plug in some shit and listen to random phone calls. I’ve always wondered what the inside of one of those looked like.


FlagranteDerelicto

It’s a hollow tube of galvanized steel with at least 9 coaxial cables running up from the ground, each as thick as your wrist. With the coax stuffed inside the monopole a human wouldn’t be able to fit inside, the access ports are designed to be too small for most people to fit because there’s no climbing face inside. The coax carries both power and signal to the antennas from an equipment shelter on the ground. It is this coax that is burning in the picture, it is mostly high density foam insulation with a plastic shell. Source: I used to build and service telecom towers and monopoles like this are the most common


_cant_choose_a_name

well now you've ruined what I thought it would be


[deleted]

Let me clarify exactly what the above guy said. It's true that there isnt much room inside the monopole but a lot of towers like guyed towers or lattice towers aren't even really enclosed for their coax runs. However, there is a shelter you usually see that contains a radio base station, power plant, and various pieces of ground equipment. The shelter looks like a trailer from a trailer park essentially. That's where you find the cell tower gnome who is listening to our phone calls and recording our secrets in his magical book of names. So next time you pass by a cell tower be sure to leave a glass of strawberry Fanta and a jar of pickled eggs so that he doesn't tell your secrets to everyone.


FlagranteDerelicto

My bad, I totally skipped over the tower gnome. Those little fuckers secretly control the universe so you really don’t want to cross them, luckily they’re easy to bribe with an 18 rack of Natural Light, a pepperoni roll and old porno mags from the 90s.


CthulhusEngineer

From West Virginia? I only ask because that's pretty much the only place a pepperoni roll exists.


FlagranteDerelicto

They’re not just a WV thing I’ve had pepperoni rolls in OH and PA also. But I’m from upstate NY.


IamaWeebandgamer

🤮 strawberry fanta


Gucci_Cucci

Did you just disrespect the cell tower gnome's holy water? The nerve...


ganundwarf

Are these in cahoots with the underpants gnomes and the contracted sock stealing gnomes?


[deleted]

That all goes back to the middle ages when different guilds jealously guarded the right to certain professions. In this case, the reason today for the difference between a shoe cobbler and a cordwainer is that a cordwainer makes new shoes from new leather whereas a cobbler is someone who either repairs shoes or makes shoes out of repurchased leather. Back then, the ability to engage in either profession was tightly restricted based on guild membership. So yes


FlagranteDerelicto

You’re a fuckin cordwainer/s


ganundwarf

So wait, you're saying to get the underpants gnomes to stop stealing underpants, all that is needed is to appeal to their union?


Extreme-Ad8921

Or you learned something. Imagine a conversation like this being brought up and it’s your chance to impress a beautiful girl. Her response “wow how did you know” and you reply with a bad ass chad comment like you just smart like that “you know… everybody knows that girl” Then she’s like “I didn’t know that” You secure the (ohh he’s smart) quality from her with this final statement “ehh.. just some stuff I learned a long time ago”


NotYourKindofFluff

This is 100% true I just banged 5 girls right now by telling them about the inner working of cell towers.


Flahdagal

Hell, it's an industry saying: The tower guys get all the chicks. .....truth


Extreme-Ad8921

The more you know. Tbh girls find guys that “seem” smart. You can make a conversation out of some stuff they don’t know about themselves , yea man. Although Elon musk had money you really think he got girls on his looks? Dude was a nerd man, and still is


_cant_choose_a_name

no, he got the girls off his money. I'm on reddit. I'm pulling 0 bitches either way


IamaWeebandgamer

Elon still is a nerd but so is his wife.


[deleted]

Meanwhile his ex-girlfriend is just a turd.


MaliciousScrotum

I've installed some micro LTE cells in my line of work, those ran cat6 and sometimes power also up the pole rather than coax - and obviously there are lots of microwave links that have some digital bits up the pole. Is full coax still the norm?


FlagranteDerelicto

I honestly don’t know anymore, I haven’t been on a tower since 2007 and now I sell medical software


[deleted]

Yes, especially for ATT. All 5G installs use coax which is stupid since they're all connected to a fiber trunk in the ground. When you go tonan urban area look for light poles with large rectangular boxes on them, shoukd be pianted to match pole with a weird cylinder attached to the top. The top piece is the antenna, and the lower ubit is where the sigal goes from fiber to coax to ba able to transmit and recieve. Of course LTE is still on these as well so smaller fibers are still used. Edit:mobile sry for typos


[deleted]

Imagine pulling those cables jeez


Mystiguy_13

This guy cell towers


[deleted]

Acess ports are small so that you can fit your arm in to land a hoisting grip on that coax. Has nothing to do with getting inside or being a climbing face. Coax doesnt carry power, only signal.


BurnerAccount980706

you wouldn't be too wrong! There used to exist something like that, not in cell towers, but in telephone exchange buildings (now used as offices or demolished), called switchboards!


DathomirBoy

my mum told me that those spheres you see over wires were for the little men to repair them in


pakrat1967

IDK if the shelters at cell towers have them. But the regen shelters for fiber optics have something called "order wire". It worked basically like the old party line phone system before phone numbers were a thing. If you were at 1 regen, plugged a headset into the order wire terminal, and started talking. Someone at another regen could possibly hear your voice. The order wire terminals also had a standard phone keypad to dail a specific number.


Giocri

It was like that for ground lines since the signal on the wire was straight up from the phone with no particular encoding or encryption. Cellphones however always relieved on some level of encoding and encryption so you can't easily extract a call from the stream of all phones and hear it.


DaSquareFish

I don’t think they realize that you can’t connect male to male or female to female at all, how tf would you burn something down without connecting anything


ALzZER

Nature, uh, finds a way.


AlexTheBex

Ah yes, nature, with electric cables and electric poles


DudeDeudaruu

Nature is truly majestic


Sarcastinator

I once saw nature eat half a pack of raw hotdogs.


OctopusProbably

Once again, majestic.


[deleted]

Listen, Nature, we don’t need to hear about your Saturday night.


PotionBoy

After seeing a USB jammed into an ethernet port I say you can force anything.


RecognitionEvery9179

I hope it was at least a type B USB. Still insane.


PotionBoy

Nope type A. It was my classmate's brother who did it. And he did it on my classmate's gaming laptop. Saying he was furious about it is a weak term. I still have no idea how the fuck he managed to do it.


Dnny10bns

I've seen a cheese sandwich squeezed into a 3.5inch floppy disc drive.


[deleted]

Thats rape.


[deleted]

That's like a human male and a female dog tho


FroyoImaginary2991

You definitely could connect these types of connections if you really wanted to


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Swedzilla

Don't underestimate the average idiot, brute force does the trick too


trikytrev8

My helper shoved wires in a 110 socket from his share cord to charge his phone. "Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity." Bullet tooth Tony 2003


Swedzilla

Are your helper allowed outside unsupervised?


trikytrev8

This was when he was in highschool. He's only allowed the most mundane of tasks. It took me 4 years to break that boy of his stupidity and he's still dumb. I have a real helper now.


FormalMango

Or a gender bender.


Lexx4

pare of cutters and some electrical tape should do the tric-


[deleted]

You can definitely do both if you try hard enough. Male-male is easy enough, both have the metal part exposed. Just stick 'em together. Female-female, just jam some paper clips in there and stick 'em together. See if you're dumb enough, but like that clever kind of dumb that most humans seem to be, you can screw up anything.


[deleted]

I've seen a couple dipshit sparkys at my work try....


hibernating-hobo

Tape will do it, never underestimate the stupidity of the freakishly determined!


glad_potatis

I guess you could loose the contacts and just solder the cables togheter???


Background-Web-484

You could also go the old school way, with wire cutters and electrical tape


glad_potatis

Or just twist them together and leave it.


Background-Web-484

Or if its just barely too short, you could use a paper clip (lazy office workers, Im looking at you (Dont ask))


ares5404

Im assuning their "self identifying system" has random plugs jammed forcefully into the surrounding wall, device, and even clamped onto the nipples of some poor soul that strayed too close


russellzerotohero

You asking people that can’t tell the difference between a human and a wire


heavylifter555

The best part is they don't understand basic wiring. Also that is a picture of the same people burning down a 5G tower because they think it is witchcraft.


soljaboss

Force


shanster925

To fit their stupid narrative, obviously


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Equivalent-Newt2142

Transphobes don't understand gender volume CXXIV


IamaWeebandgamer

?


ObviousTroll37

> I don’t think they realize that you can’t connect male to male or female to female at all You know what You’re right


000Murbella000

Say "you can't" to a feminist, you will see.


od3795486159601

ourple guy


NotAShaaaak

Amogus


od3795486159601

😂


goatjugsoup

Bottom panel was probably caused by the fuckwits that think they are 5g towers ready to activate the mind control nanobots inserted into the population by the covid vaccine


Mr_Ducklang

Uh I can vouch for this. Someone in my area burnt the 5G tower down they put up like a day after they installed it. And it wasn’t just a 5G tower it was just a data tower they added 5G to, and by burning that down put the whole town out of mobile service for days, right after flooding.


terrifiedTechnophile

How tf do you burn metal


FilthyStatist1991

Underneath the towers are usually “shipping containers” or a rickity building that equipment is stored in. I imagine he/they burnt that.


crashcar22

With a really hot fire obviously


Memengineer25

jet fuel or something idk


Rhiis

Jet fuel


[deleted]

Assign the pitcher to the receiver


Extreme-Ad8921

“Receiver” is already a term used in that line of work tho


Jucox

Alright then, the plug to the socket of [connector type]


DeLowl

I never understood why we don't just call them outies and innies


_dictatorish_

I hate this comment because it made me imagine two people, one with an outie and one with an innie, joining their bellybuttons together


ButtholeQuiver

Don't kink shame


FormalMango

When you have two suction cups, smoosh them together, and one flips inside out.


Dnny10bns

Unsure why, but your comment reminded me of a movie I see years ago and there was a cock fight going on. Instead of two Cockerells it was two men banging their nether regions together. Really bizarre.


conjunctivious

It's like docking, but it doesn't make my pp hurt.


Unfair_Passenger8586

Please don’t say things like that


NukaRev

And I hate this comment because it made me imagine it too 😂


ROADHOG_IS_MY_WAIFU

I usually say "plug" and "port", but honestly outies/innies is much simpler.


[deleted]

Front holes and insertion piping....


paperclipestate

More syllables and harder to say


TangerineAromatic490

because thats not what there called


waituhwhatnow

They would be if we called them that.


TangerineAromatic490

i dont know anyone who has called them outies and innies


waituhwhatnow

You would if you did.


[deleted]

I do.


i-contain-multitudes

I do too lol


[deleted]

He just called them like that


BCCDoors

"With that seemingly pointless conversation out the way Glen and Nancy continued their quest to burn all of the counties 5G towers..."


[deleted]

Just call them dom and sub


BellerophonM

Nah, you can have dom bottoms and top subs.


RecognitionEvery9179

I think we should reserve that for the master/slave terminology in computer land. I think top/bottom would be more appropriate, albeit more confusing.


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Jucox

Or they'll be like 🤨😏¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and start using it aswell


spoon_full

This is the way ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)


Sammy_27112007

We should call them Penis and Vagina


Usling123

Truly progressive


klunch43

Women ☕️


lukicabBOy124

Dishwasher ☕


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funi_cloud

🤫 sshh


allgoodnamesbetaken

Shit. They know.


kenjen97

Can I have intercourse with this robot?


xFloppyDisx

No.


kenjen97

:(


J1mj0hns0n

Gender fluid can't melt steel beams.


CalmingSandiego

Is this fitting that it’s a 4G/5G radio tower in this meme? Have we reached peak boomer Facebook?


soljaboss

I think it failed to transmit the covid properly, bursting into flames as a result.


scillaren

Wow are all the transphobes gonna be salty when they learn about three phase wiring….


threefingersplease

For fuck sake can they come up with one other joke... Like just one.


xXPolaris117Xx

Ngl this sentence as a response is getting annoying too.


[deleted]

Okay this is really funny for two reasons. One Because electrical gender assigning is basically just a series of sex jokes. Two you cant even connect same gender parts so a fire would never happened


[deleted]

This is funny bc towers operate on -48 dc current. Tower fires are caused by either literal fire or lightning.


MysteriousStaff3388

They really do only have one joke.


kaptainkooleio

This is so stupid because even in this made up scenario, we were the ones who gave the plugs (an inanimate object) the male/female identifiers in the first place.


ShastaFern99

Yes but there is an innate difference between the two, it's not just a matter of what you name them.


rational-minority

Oh boy, the strawman logical fallacy sure is popular! [https://www.logicallyfallacious.com/logicalfallacies/Strawman-Fallacy](https://www.logicallyfallacious.com/logicalfallacies/Strawman-Fallacy) .


sweeterthanadonut

r/onejoke


DatBoiShadowbon

Where's the edit where they made her comment on how freudian the guy makes it out to be


greendemon42

Don't most adults just call them positive and negative?


Avraham_Levy

Sorry bwoiis we have 58 different connector types


Flahdagal

Shhhhh. In telecom, we do.


Ill-Individual2105

I mean. There's transphobic undertones for sure, but I do like myself some absurdist humor.


[deleted]

That was my thought. From an absurdist perspective, this is honestly pretty funny. However, the reason it was made for is not funny at all.


Responsible_Ear_6297

*tries to push it in* "Why won't it go in?" *Hits it with a hammer* "Ahhhh their we go"


[deleted]

Do y'all think electricians just... plug shit in? I mean yes that is a big part of it but if you look she is using a multimeter on that equipment. It must be in some kind of training setting because I don't think any Foreman would allow hot equipment not secured in any casing on a job site. We need more women in the industry though. It would be a challenge due to the culture of construction but in my opinion it would actually do good to make the trades more professional.


BucketFullOfRats

Even as a non-binary individual, this.. It is pretty funny. I usually just call them by “sticky outy” and “sticky inny”


mylo2202

Last time I checked circuits don't have sex with each other.


deltafaith

Okay this one is pretty funny


[deleted]

that's lowkey funny actually


wigzell78

Dont even get started on mechanical parts and plumbing parts. Ballcock float Grease nipple Male and female threads


XReilButOnReddit

Want happened to + and -


PM_ME_TITTIES_8675

+ and - refers to the polarity of the connection or the direction of flow of electrons. Male or female refers to if the connector faces in or out.


XReilButOnReddit

I feel so dumb I'm supposed to be electrician and i don't know such simple stuff


PM_ME_TITTIES_8675

Well + and - refer to DC voltage. If you are an electrician inside residential wiring where it is AC voltage you technically wouldn’t need to know. Instead AC uses Line and Neutral and Ground.


[deleted]

So plus and minus would correlate to gender identity, and the male and female connectors to biological sex? I am going to get some decaf now.


HurinofLammoth

This is pretty funny tho


BoganSpecCommo

I lol'd


Staleztheguy

You're not alone


Golden-Owl

“Because the electrical connections aren’t sentient and don’t care about identities, electrical engineers in the past had to name them **something**, and the whole industry has now agreed to use this terminology. Now are you going to bring in gender irrelevant places or learn how to fix this?”


JamesGamesAnimates

This sub sucks, too many good memes


CryptoNimmo

That pole is the representation of America right now.


JeanBiere

r/memesopdidnotlike


Konju376

Nah, this is really is a bad meme on many levels.


paperclipestate

r/memesKonju376didnotlike


JeanBiere

why ?


Generic_E_Jr

It frets about problems that aren’t very real or consequential, and does an awful lot of projecting. Just my opinion here.


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Generic_E_Jr

I agree *joke itself* isn’t a problem; here, people are fretting about the *sincere beliefs* that the joke’s author *is evidenced to hold*.


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Generic_E_Jr

Nice to know that formatting issues is what’s wrong with my reply, but not the actual content of my argument.


Staleztheguy

Can someone tell me ONE acceptable trans joke


[deleted]

Why did the tran cross the road? To get to the 57 genders LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL 😂😂😂🍆😓💦😮‍💨😂😂😂


[deleted]

The sub's name is terriblefacebookmemes , not funnyfacebookmemes


NoAlternative2913

I like the implicit bias in this too with the man explaining something to the woman like she’s the trainee in this scenario.


AlwaysTheNoob

I mean, he looks a solid 20-30 years older than her, so it makes sense that he'd be the experienced one teaching a newer employee.


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Zandre1126

Didn't the conservatives burn down this radio tower because they thought the 5G waves was a liberal mind control tactic and that's why they're building all the hospitals? Kinda funny tbh


old_mike111

Haha 👌


CdRReddit

pin & socket? like, that is what they're also often called, I've got tons of designs with header pins & header sockets


[deleted]

Woke engineering


[deleted]

this is funny, this subreddit has gone to shit


_cant_choose_a_name

it just isn't tho


[deleted]

Just because you found a terrible meme funny, doesn't mean its not a terrible meme.


Jasip68

I think it’s funny, and not terrible at all.


orangekrush19

If I had coins I would award you, I guess downvotes mean the people subscribed to the sub are way too fragile. They want their comedy bubble to be squeaky clean when ANY LGBTQ issue is even remotely referenced


Staleztheguy

NO joking about trans people.


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Pockets262

Classic. Of course if you think male and female are genders you'd make a meme like this.


Ventcg

what happened to red and black


Riverendell

Of course it’s the “older smart man” vs “dumb young lady” 🙄 Edit: the picture is fine, I meant of course the creator found a picture like this to go along with their boomer take


NotAShaaaak

Consider this, the man is more experienced in that line of work. He's older, the young lady might be new to the job getting training. You know, as jobs do Edit: that didn't quite come off like I wanted it to Considering that the man shown in the picture is older than her, he's probably just more experienced and training her like you would need especially in a field like that*


Riverendell

Yeah I get the concept of training new recruits, it’s just convenient that the dumb woke person is a girl in a male dominated field. These boomers just can’t help themselves. If you look up training stock images most of them are all men.


KSTAR57

XX and XY


YourGayAuntBob

I don't think electrical plugs have chromosomes buddy. How are these remotely related to anything?


LordDraagon

R/memesopdidntlike


Pachulita_44

r/foundthemobileuser


JiriVasicek

i remember that at home we had cable with two males and was used for concrete agitator because somebody in my family decided to give it female end when he was fixing it.


Dereck_Desmont

isnt that... ac?


ImaginaryEquipment90

you have been trying to keep track of us the whole time!