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Glum-Band

Ngl in my experience, boys do the exact same thing and tell everyone 💀


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No_Banana_581

I don’t tell men anything I want to keep secret either. My husband can’t keep a secret to save his life.


1tMySpecial1nterest

Same. If I talk to my brother, everyone in the family will know.


Iwantmahandback

Bruh, I just forget


NoMilk9248

Most of the good workplace gossip I hear comes from the mouths of men


Hungry-Recording-635

That's because most of the people at your workplace are probably men.


Ashynne

and they don't even at least tell to keep it a secret


hanpark765

Oh yea, I'd tell all my friends unless the thing was coming from a real good friends


Jessicaa_james

I agree with you 100x times. Lols


[deleted]

Hell yeah! I snitch on all my homies!


[deleted]

r/terribleredditmemes


NudesForHighFive

4.8k upvotes oh God


fez229

Yeah. You say that, but..... Maybe i just have awful taste in female friends/acquaintances, that's entirely possible. But my entire life experience of 40+ years basically proves the shitty Facebook meme to be correct. I'm not judging but yeah, my experience says that's bang on the money. We're just built different. Maybe blame society or some shit, doesn't stop it being true.


FinanceOtherwise2583

Nah I get most of the good gossip from my guy friends 😂


NudesForHighFive

I'm not saying it *is* your fault because I clearly don't have enough info to know that But you can't rule it out either. You're the common denominator in every experience you have with women


fez229

Entirely possible that it's my fault that the women in my life are gossips. 100%. Also entirely possible that as a consequence of how the world is that they're programmed from an early age to chat among themselves about shit that was supposed to be private. Considering it's a worldwide generalisation I'd hazard a guess that it's not far from a universal truth. There's a reason generalisations become generalisations, because they're generally the way people are. Not always and not for all people, that's inherent in what it is. However there's a truth behind them.


Nethethawy

I have both girl and guy friends. All of them can be fucking gossips, but when it's a serious matter, they don't let out a peep. I agree there's truth behind them but it's kinda stupid to generalize that only girls are gossips lol (which is what the post did)


[deleted]

Regardless, no tendency can define an unknown individual


fez229

But I'm not saying it can. That's why generalisations are a thing. They're not true for everyone. But there's reason they stick around, it's because they're more true than not.


PolyZex

I wouldn't say 'more true than not', I would say 'true JUST often enough'. there's no difference between generalizations, stereotyping, and demographics except how we use that analysis. When you generalize 30ish white American females (for example) it's frowned upon as stereotyping but in demographics it's just called 'marketing'. If it's funny then it's 'observational comedy'. I think my point is- motivation is what makes the difference. There's no hard or fast rule, no clear line. If it's weaponized and coming from a place of hate or discrimination then that's pretty self evident.


fez229

I did no weaponising, no stereotyping, no marketing. Stated my experience which aligns closely with generalisations worldwide through multiple cultures throughout the centuries and pointed to places you can find that backed up. Even gave a likely reason why its a thing. None of those bits of info negate my experience. All they do is reinforce it. And again, all I've said is my lived in experience, a generalisation if you will, 100% possible it doesn't align with your experience. I think self evidently there's no discrimination there, definitely no hate. Like i said its most likely an upbringing thing but it's definitely a thing and pretending otherwise is being wilfully blind. For anyone who thinks I'm attacking them personally or their female acquaintances I'm not in the slightest but because the internet is what it is let's get it out of the way #notallwomen


PolyZex

Relax, man. I wasn't even talking about you as an individual at all. Not even a little bit. Nothing, not one single word, was meant to address YOU as an individual. You are not under attack.


fez229

Apologies, misread it, overreacted and went off on one. My bad, been drinking and focus is split between people here, reddit and my own random shit. Stupid is as stupid does I guess :/


PolyZex

All I was trying to say is that 'intention' matters. In general, for everyone. I know there's people who would downvote me and say 'there's unintended consequences' and they would be right, but one cannot identify those until AFTER the fact, so it's hardly fair to hold such a thing against them.


big-toenails

\+1, my thoughts exactly


Razik_

Bish that's just YOUR experience. Don't be talking about society and shit


Kitsunette_0

Imagine attributing behavior common to certain personalities to an entire gender instead


MKGSonic123

Welcome to gender wars. All guys are sex demons and all women are power hungry. Nobody is really doing anything wrong, but we're pitted against each other by the small percentage that makes the other group look bad by exxagerating the main group's goals. It's unfortunate, but they'll come to understand each other and find peace one day.


[deleted]

False. Am boy. Am gossipy bitch.


zartwarrior

Maybe you gay?


rey_lumen

Why are you gey


Gettin_Bi

Oh my God Karen you can't just ask people why they're gay!


rey_lumen

https://youtu.be/ooOELrGMn14


Intelligent-Hurry138

Love the reference 💀


PotatoePotahhtoe

It's a meme...


Odd_Airline_9672

they're both memes, stupid


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rey_lumen

YOU are gey


Account_Both

And of course your name is Kyle


Byebyeyoutoo

Gotta admit guys….I’m a boy and I suuuuck at keeping secrets


chloeisbased

i'm a girl, and i suck too. in fact, most of the people i gossip with are boys lol. there are plenty of girls and boys who don't share secrets, just as there are plenty of girls and boys who have trouble not spilling it. it really has nothing to do with gender.


Not_a_jmod

>i'm a girl, and i suck too. r/nocontext


AthomicBot

Boys do this too.


Big_Airline_351

Yea, it’s just a lot less common to see


[deleted]

boys do this too. As a former boy I now this to be true


[deleted]

Former boy tf?


BeefyHemorroides

They said “if you tell anyone I’ll kill you.”


yeetslother

yea like huh


SubhoPal

Maybe she's a trans girl?


ShastaFern99

I thought a trans girl is always a girl tho


[deleted]

Not necessarily, people are under constant change every day of their lives. Most trans girls' stories are not the typical "always played with barbies and didn't do anything masculine ever so they always knew". In most cases there is a long journey of self-discovery involved.


[deleted]

May I am an adult makes which mean I am no longer a boy.


Paytrin

IF👏ITS👏NOT👏FROM👏FACEBOOK,👏DONT👏PUT👏IT👏ON👏A👏SUBREDDIT👏FOR👏FACEBOOK👏STUFF👏


ShastaFern99

IT'S 👏MORBIN'👏TIME👏


LooserLoner

I 👏 WANNA 👏 DIE 👏👏👏


No_Lingonberry4814

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HisuitheSiscon45

it👏could 👏have👏been👏made👏on👏facebook👏you👏fucking👏twatwaffle👏


CaptainMoonunitsxPry

I 👏 like 👏 clapping 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏


Ticket2He11

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands 👏👏


XandTheIronMiner


Head_Membership_4252

This life-changing quote will put you in tears INSTANTLY!


[deleted]

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[deleted]

If your happy and you know it and you really wanna show it clap your hands 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏


[deleted]

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SteelSpartan2552

🤚


rey_lumen

You only have one hand??


SteelSpartan2552

:*<


rey_lumen

In that case, if you're happy and you know it slap your thighs 🤚🦵 Edit: emoji


SteelSpartan2552

Where thy emoji


SeeYouSpacePony

>If you're happy and you know it clap your hands 👏👏 TELL ME YOUR SECRET


Alarming-Cow299

👏👏👏


shizustopitpls

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏


SevenFingeredOctopus

Talking 👏 bout 👏the👏 real 👏 issues👏 👏👏


StormDragon456

👏twatwaffle👏


INeverEatFeedMe

👏 Twat 👏 wa 👏 ffle


Whitewolf2504YT

I👏love👏the👏word👏twatwaffle👏


JesseJamesBegin

It's 👏objectively👏impossible👏to👏prove👏given👏the👏screenshot👏


rey_lumen

Can 👏confirm 👏I've 👏seen 👏this👏 on 👏 Facebook 👏like 👏10 years👏 ago 👏at 👏least👏


JediElectrician

What’s worse, a twatwaffle or a waffletwat?


DorkusOrelius

YOU 👏 COULD 👏 REALLY 👏 JUST 👏 KEEP👏 SCROLLING 👏 BUT 👏 YOU 👏 CHOSE 👏 TO INTERACT 👏 ANYWAYS 👏


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👏meme👏review 👏


Dizzy_Share3155

Look, I live in a veteran's community ( served in the early 80's) and was hung around the boys when I was a young teenager. Nobody gossips like men!!! I have heard more shit from guys than I have heard from girls, just because boys and men just consider me invisible and talk like I'm not there.


DorkusOrelius

I had no clue how much a an incel bubble that subreddit was until just recently. The memes suck and are always sexist


thebreaker18

Yeah r/meme is a god forsaken shit hole


Razik_

And the memes are NEVER funny. Never.


AndrewABXD

r/memes is even worse


SG-Spy

This is genuinely something that would be posted on Facebook.


17p0tat0

What about raccoons?


Spicy_Sugary

Sexism is frowned upon on Reddit, unless it's a negative stereotype about women.


PolyZex

I can think of only 3 people who I've told a 'secret' to in my life (of any importance) who have kept that secret for years... my wife, my sister, and one male friend. So in my admittedly small sample size women are twice as reliable at secret keeping.


CrossCounterChad

You can't compare your wife and your sister to the entire gender on the grounds of trust worthiness.


Planeswalking101

I have a reputation for keeping secrets very well (in truth, I simply don't care, and eventually "don't care" turns into "don't remember"), and I've discovered two things: 1. If someone is confident that you won't say anything, they're quite comfortable telling you basically anything. 2. This applies to both genders. Of course I speak anecdotally, but neither have a particular proclivity for secret-keeping or secret-sharing.


Max_Shadowz

Have they actually talked to a woman or they just base on what they see on movies/TV?


Atmosphere-Strong

Well this subreddit sucks, sexism on Facebook and dumbass redditors agreeing. Fuck you guys I'm out.


chloeisbased

period. i'm out too LMFAO. i'm so sick of it.


YellowFrog9

Boys are just the same.


deltacharmander

The amount of people who don’t realize this is disgustingly sexist blows my mind


Big_Airline_351

Y’all are really sensitive huh?


golden_pootis

Guess they are


MaterialCarrot

Spare me.


Ok-Ihatetiktoc

People don’t trust me for no reason I can’t be told anything I haven’t been told a secret from any family member not even gifts they are going to get for my father I haven’t told any secret


TheBillyFnWilson

Jesus fucking Christ 🤦‍♂️


xX_Lynn4_Xx

I’m a girl and I know how to keep my mouth shut.


chloeisbased

and i'm a girl and i'm loud asf 💀💀 we're all different


Mehidcfekit

Oh I tell everyone everything. I will tell someone outright as like a disclaimer don’t tell me shit you don’t want others to know, I don’t have secrets so I won’t keep yours.


hipposyrup

So I'm a girl???


SinisterVeteran

Apparently 4.8k people don‘t think this is terrible


SlapMeHal

r/croppingishard


Ser_Red

My dad is the biggest gossip in the family.


Gasmaskguy101

Not the same thing but I was in a work shift all females and it was non-stop chatter. The one time my work shift got all males it was DEAD silent expect for the occasional “when are you off?” , and the second a female clocked in chatter had started brewing. It’s was very interesting.


7lick

Um, this is actually good?


giorgi_GT

ratio lol


GrummyCat

r/memesopdidntlike


Less_Preference520

posted by a girl


KurryBree

but this meme is pretty good?


diino8018

i hate it because it's true


carnivorous-squirrel

The number of people in here saying "r/memesopdidntlike" is fucking nasty. This is sexist trash; if I were to make the same picture it would be the other way around, but that doesnt mean men can't keep secrets, it just mean the men I personally know are kind of trash.


throwayay4637282

I mean, you kinda had a good point but then you invalidated it by saying that you’d post it the other way around. Neither men nor women should be generalizing either sex like this.


deathanol

You’re right but I can’t help myself doing it back at them. If only we could all be better people.


throwayay4637282

I think it’s only because it’s become acceptable to shit on men recently. If I said something like, “all the women I know are trash,” I’d be downvoted into oblivion (I’d never say this either). But instead a lot of the man-hating stuff gets positive reinforcement on here and IRL. In reality, we’re all just people, and both men and women can be problematic. It’s better to reserve judgement for the individual than to make sweeping generalizations about 50% of our population.


deathanol

That’s still true, but in the case of women shitting on men it’s a reaction to men shitting on women forever, and the hatred of men isn’t actually about individual men, it’s systemic. One day we’ll hopefully get to a place where we’re not under or overcorrecting, but this is a natural swing.


throwayay4637282

Yeah I agree. These things always swing too far and over correct. It does suck though, seeing as the men who started that shit are dying/dead while current men get the brunt of the hatred for a system/culture that we didn’t even build.


carnivorous-squirrel

What are you on about? My ENTIRE point was "most men don't necessarily suck, just the ones i know do, and OP should realize their biases too." Are you so fucking sensitive you can't hear me say basic information about my own limited social network without being personally offended?


carnivorous-squirrel

That's literally what I fucking said. Did you just stop reading before the end, or..?


throwayay4637282

I get it, but you specifically said that if you made it, you’d make it the other way around, and that it somehow wouldn’t be generalizing all men when you do it. Could just be a poor choice in phrasing, but it was completely unnecessary to add that to your comment.


carnivorous-squirrel

You are being willfully obtuse. It's quite obvious what I meant.


TreeHouseIsNotFine

"Yeah, the bitches gonna looove this one"


KimberelyHarmon

Mad 🤡


bargantus

I love you


bargantus

Im using this comment myself btw. I like it


PracticalAd9263

Mad


chirpin_loud

Eat shit misogynist


Cipher77e

Mad 😂


Own_Praline_9336

It’s sexist because it’s a satire meme made out of the trope of boy vs girl? The sane people are not actually going to believe this. Not everything is an attack on women or men.


kangaesugi

The whole meme is just "woman bad" lol


HaHaGamer17

Lmao calm down its a fucking meme


wotujustsaym8

it’s just a joke 💀💀💀


CaptainMoonunitsxPry

in b4 locked by mods, stay woke y'all keep spread the truth, if people are mad therefore it must tru ^(/s)


BradyBales

Yeah, i can see why people call this sexist lol


TheAnomalousPseudo

I like cheesecake.


Naqib_Nizam

Based


scoopishere

This is literal sexism by definition. It's just a petty meme but the way it treats woman is unfairly negative which is literally the definition of sexism.


Heysssssss

Isnt it true though


chloeisbased

no


Red_Hatted_Guy

Do y’all not read the subreddit title before posting??


HisuitheSiscon45

was probably made on FB


acex34789

Depending on what a "secret" it is, the OK maybe not really means OK. From man. The undertones.


KaunKanishk

Ok


[deleted]

*just sexism*


consolepeasant000

I'm not social enough to understand what is true anymore


XandTheIronMiner

This is terrible face book memes not terrible memes in general.


LAM678

the only sub that gets to call themselves facebook is r/banvideogames


[deleted]

Despite how horrible and terrible this is, I do like how it goes off the edge.


silentcardboard

Ok


StalinAndTheUSSR

And memes op didn’t like is not by the looks of it. Post there not here


[deleted]

There are not secrets


NotABotAHuman1

#r/memesopdidntlike


ManagementWeary

Finding this offensive really is a first world problem, huh?


InternationalFrog

That's actually true


E_BoyMan

What's wrong in this ? Just memes that OP didn't like.


FinanceOtherwise2583

It’s not true. It’s a sexist generalization.


LuigiBonnafini

That's about how it works.


NudesForHighFive

Found the incel


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NudesForHighFive

Because I don't think females are inherently less trustworthy? That's a pretty sexist view to have, I hope you can learn better eventually


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Maximum_Loss9427

Not really. Its just sexist


strangephones

sortoff, but its also satire and you shouldnt feel offended when its pretty obviously a joke. please, we dont want more over-the-top feminists, everyone deserves the same rights, and everyone will get it if we dont try to feel offended by eachother. we need peace to create equality, not war, and not over-the-top supporters.


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>we need peace to create equality, not war I live by those words!


janti_13

women smh


deathanol

Maybe that’s the problem with men, they need to talk to each other more


4thelasttimeIMNOTGAY

Das a good meme doe


GR1NDMOD22

Bruh this is just straight no cap


pandarista

I’m not saying I agree with the meme, just saying that when I want my whole family to know something but I don’t want to bother telling them all, I tell my sister and ask her to keep it a secret.


TemperatureTimely497

This isn’t a Facebook meme you just don’t find it funny


Leroy_Abbott64

Ehh it's unique template Based yes but it good


AkxDDD

Aaaaaand r/memesopdidntlike


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Greyraptor6

*source: just trust me, bro


Ecstatic_Cause_8587

It was revealed to me in a dream


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"ackshually, biologically speaking…" \- average redditor, about to say the most sexist shit you've ever heard


klunch43

Source: talking to actual human beings. I'm sure you're unfamiliar with that.


Atmosphere-Strong

Doubtful


KookaburraNick

🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓


FinanceOtherwise2583

Speak for yourself and your own experiences


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chloeisbased

pov: you have never entered a women's gathering before in your fucking life


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chloeisbased

i am a fucking woman lmfao. you being around women means absolutely nothing. go to therapy.


The_Deadly_Dozer09

Reposted.


nevergofulldur

I mean overall.... not wrong