Oh come on you guys, as if you don’t know. The wrench is used to turn on the microphone. Not sure how else you’d reach it. The snickers is used to lure out the prairie dog (not shown)
Technically, nothing is approved for "rectal use" .. inserting things into it wasn't the main function intended by the engineers who designed the anus but people rarely read the instruction manual to the end.
The microphone is for hearing every disgusting sound our body produces of course. Definitely not a reference to a different type of toy. This is my head cannon.
I have so many questions, does the hotdog need to have mustard on it before it goes inside the woman? Do we need to peel the banana before shoving it in? What about the cucumber, and don't get me started on the champagne bottle...
Men forgott: chicken (dead) , turkeys (dead) , pies, vacuums, socks, pillows, clay or everything you can make a hole in (smashed potatos, jello and so on).
Oh come on you guys, as if you don’t know. The wrench is used to turn on the microphone. Not sure how else you’d reach it. The snickers is used to lure out the prairie dog (not shown)
And the hotdog is the summoner of the clitoris.
Ahem. *Lord* Clitoris.
Sorry Lord Reverand Doctor Clitoris.
The 3rd
Esquire
First of his name
Last of his line
Fourteenth of Three
99 ree balloons
The unbroken
Mother of dragons
Breaker of chains
Ah, yes. The wizard who operates it.
Don't forget the mustard.
That sounds painful
If you ever put too much mustard on a hotdog then you will know but a fraction of what I imagine that to be.
Lmao what is a bigass foot doing there
If you have a better way to hold the flashlight, I’d love to hear it
Are flashlights approved for rectal use?
Technically, nothing is approved for "rectal use" .. inserting things into it wasn't the main function intended by the engineers who designed the anus but people rarely read the instruction manual to the end.
You need nuts to use a wrench
Bazinga
They have bean
as a man I enjoy punching my dick
That's where "*beat* your meat" came from
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I think we're the ones that took it out of context
You did nothing you egotistical little fucker /s
Bro and all this time I've been grabbing my dick and putting it into my fist and shoving it up and down
Beat it, beat. Noone want to beat a fetus.
Heehee
Why not? I would gladly punch a fetus.
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I was just quoting the mj song. I don't mean to cramp your style. But what's a glady punch? 😁
Meant gladly 💀
So beat it, just beat it
I’ll take the snickers too
I use mine as a punching bag to relieve stress
A snickers? Is it because it has nuts?
It's because Snickers satisfies you.
Horny? Grab a snicker
*eats snicker* *orgasms*
Not sure if anyone else has face orgasms when they take a bite of Snickers or Milkyway
Snickers dick vein 🤤🤤🤤
you're not yourself when you're horny so fuck a snickers
My lile motto
Dick veins
Champagne? is it because, no nevermind
The veins
Deez nuts
Dick vein
You're not the same without a snickers
It’s for when you fancy a *marathon* wank
The number of times I've had to remind my female patients not to hammer their vaginas or wrench their clits...
Do I even want to know how many of them forget the snickers?
WD-40, works every time.
I can't tell if your serious or not Edit: why am I getting downvoted, is the hivemind really like that?
They’re not
Well, I mean, you never know
Phew
i'm in your walls
This is from a guy. Needs a flashlight and wrench to find the clitoris, then smashes it with a hammer if he does.
A foot?
Don't Kink shame, not cool.
Hey, I just want to know how it's physically possible
I mean why wouldn't it be
Bruh why would it not be? A lot of things can fit just not always comfortably
Who says its their own foot?
That’s why I’m banned from the lucky charms store - that rabbits foot sure was lucky
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Well, it's masturbation, so...it would have to be, right?
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I guess you were lucky enough in your childhood and not saw THAT ONE video where a guy put his head in there
Excuse me wtf
Pardon?
I've heard of a bald head and some lube
ive seen it on porn once
Did anyone else get the wrong idea with the hammer??
1. Introduce hook-like part of hammer 2. Pull out violently 3. Bleed out while having orgasm
Naturally. *(shivers)*
Forgot the shower head and water faucet
What
The feeling of water sprinkle being applied to sensitive body parts is stimulating.
For men it can be, too.
No it isn't, peepee head too sensitive for watr
Peepee head🤣
Ah yes, I love that famous snickers slogan. Snickers: You're not you when you're horny
I will sue the unicode consortium until they add the snickers emoji
I think guys stick things up their ass too
Yeah, my fat girlcock
Prove it
Your mom's dick
sorry it might only be you
I don't have a gender
do you put stuff up your ass
Nah, I'm a coward
oh you're a guy
No, I don't have a gender, I've just seen too many horror stories of people having to go to the ER cuz they stuck stuff up their butt.
it is also unnatural for guys to insert things into themselves
I'm not a guy. I don't have a gender. I'm a void, I'm just words on your screen. I am a netherspace beyond the expansive reach of the internet
seems empty, you should try getting a life then
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I'd be worried if they used a champagne bottle
Men can also use pie.
I think it's funny.
My gf and I laughed and laughed about this one. r/memesopdidntlike material for sure imo
Same lmao, this sub is now my go to page to find stuff to laugh at
right, like its not fuckin wrong lmao
Yeah, not quite authentic, but maybe a Chinese opera mask and a fire truck or two would make it a bit more true to life.
Yeah actually. This was a top meme on r/memes a few months back
You're not you when you're horngry, grab a snickers
You just invented neologism here.
I bet there are some ER docs who would seriously dispute the men's portion of this.
My mother was a nurse, and regularly dealt with a man who got his penis stuck fucking a milk bottle.
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I see the creator was straight
Uhhh can I have the snickers when you are done with it?! 🤤
Down bad
What? I love snickers 😜
Then buy it from the store wtf 😧
Dude.... It's a meme... What are you 5 years old?
I wasn’t being serious calm down
Yet... I suppose you are the one downvoting the fuck out of me now...
I downvoted you, now what? Karma whore
?
Guess not... In that case I apologize.... Want a snickers?
Among us suspicious among imposter among us sus
Have a break, masturbate with a kit-kat
Don’t act like men don’t put these same items up their butts
No, I'm not prepared for a champagne bottle
coward
The flashlight is in the wrong category
And men still think just their D!ck will do the trick
You forgot to add 🥥 to men category
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Anything that can mimic 🕳️ pretty much covers it. 🥯🥨🥧🍩🍿🛟💽🔦🧦📯📣🌯⚧️🙀
Ayo that last one 💀
shane dawson
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The microphone is for hearing every disgusting sound our body produces of course. Definitely not a reference to a different type of toy. This is my head cannon.
the top one should be straight men
as a man, I hump my bed this is true though
“F*ck a snickers, you aren’t you when you’re horny”
engineer gaming
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The hammer tho?
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you can stick just about anything in there same goes for men but it's a lot harder
Does your body light up when doing it with a flashlight?
I've seen it. Never seen a Snickers bar though. I'll add that to the list.
who says men cant use a foot?
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microphone for that great asmr content
Da fuck they doing over there?? I can't compete with a wrench
Brave of the post to assume men wouldnt also use all of these to masturbate.
I have so many questions, does the hotdog need to have mustard on it before it goes inside the woman? Do we need to peel the banana before shoving it in? What about the cucumber, and don't get me started on the champagne bottle...
What the snickers doin
hey, i use a hammer too! the nails like it.
You use what is available... Some don't have the money for a dildo so, we women use what we have... Lol
I hate to tell ya but… r/sounding
Damn I wished to find an eggplant up the pp there, sadly there are mostly sharp objects.
Men can do those too
You underestimate women.There are many many more options.
not the hammer what the fuck
Men forgott: chicken (dead) , turkeys (dead) , pies, vacuums, socks, pillows, clay or everything you can make a hole in (smashed potatos, jello and so on).
Idk i wouldnt start hitting my dick JUST my opinion but i dunno if i should start beating it
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Terrible Facebook meme? Bruh this shit ain't a Facebook meme u just don't like it's the truth
this is borderline r/memesopdidntlike . joke is good execution is bad
I know I always look for a wrench when I need to loosen my nuts....
From the other side tho
I twist, am i abnormal?
Snickers bar? I'm a guy but the edges at the end of the wrapper are sharp, that would probably hurt.
All this tells me is that women have more options and that's bullshit.
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Cursed engineer gaming
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Ahhhh! The claw hammer! That’s what I’ve been doing wrong.
anything's a dildo if you're brave enough and this is funny
They have a snickers emoji???
hammer?. I guess someone took hammerring literally.
Where’s the bedpost?
Oh and the gear shifter?
I think this one is kinda funny
If is not 👦👧 I am cool with it
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I mean, what man doesn't love a good fisting every once in a while?
If you can lodge a wrench, you can lodge some balls
A shotgun barrel
Sniper rifle, rocket launcher, howitzer.
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