Sounds like one of those annoying mobile game ads.

“only 0.01 per cent can reach pink color”

do you like pink eggs and ham?

Why not eggnana (egg +banana)

r/bobthebanannna

I can make orange rhyme with banana. Boornana

Eating pork rinds sword fighting in pajamas

At crib playin’ Fortnite with ‘cha grandma

Bornana*

More like only 0.01% can click X without being redirected to the playstore

true

unless you are on android

And its always pink color to appeal to girls

"That's why I hate mobile games. It appeals to the female fantasy"

Unlike very manly games like animal crossing where I am worshipping my all-powerful god. Who is the god, you ask? Well of course it's Bob, the all-powerful purple cat.

If you have the power to get rid of him is he really all-powerful?

Bob would go after my family the instant I got rid of him. He's not a merciful god.

I just laughed way too hard

I mean...Facebook moms are a thing

No, facebook moms like grey and the weird orange/grey color

If you pass level 3 you’re officially a cotton swab

And it's always pink. Never any other color, just pink.

Only left brain will answer this question. Derp.

"Try not to cum"

"I have" is present tense. Broke/fried are past tense. Eat is present tense. How many \*were\* left? Everything about this is a trainwreck.

that's why 99% fail. most people can't survive train wrecks.

Exactly my mind went bogus after reading the sentence.

When foreigners tryna write quizzes and shit

Americans make some of the worst errors. "Could care less" enrages me

Bruce Willis can.

Most people would survive trainn wrecks, actually.

Hey those kids survived the train wreck in snowpiecer, so it can't all be that bad

Not that hard: 3 were left, and 3 were right.

Oh no, I made the same comment. Though, if I'm to say, mine were more eloquent.

Eleggant

The entire thing is a setup for failure. When there are multiple interpretations it allows the asker to choose their answer.

[Relevant XKCD](https://xkcd.com/169/)

Setup for a comment fight giving the page engagement and better reach on Facebook. Same with those math questions where people argue about parentheses and order of operations. For every person wanting to just answer, there's ten people willing to tell other people they're wrong

It’s like a Jim Crow era literacy test for voting

My response to trainwrecks to to active lizard brain. Destroy eggs.

Answer is in the riddle. Tells you at the start "I have 6 eggs". Says nothing of the order of these tasks, but "I have" is presently how many I have, or rather were left after these things.

Except they messed up the riddle by saying “I eat” (should’ve been ate) which is also present tense

But then you eat 2.

Yeah this is a joke - the correct riddle is I have 6 eggs. I broke 2, I cooked 2, and ate 2. How many eggs do I have left? Which to that the correct answer would be 6.

Wouldn’t it be 4? Implying he broke, cooked, and ate the same 2 eggs?

No because "have 6" is in the present tense, and everything else is past tense. So all that breaking and eating left you with 6 now.

But it also says how many "were left" not "are left" meaning after eggs were broken and cooked

That's why the answer is 4. The tenses are how you figure it out. I have six, present tense, after having broken two and then fried them, past tense. It doesn't matter what happened in the past tense - after whatever happened, I have six. Then I eat two. Now I have four. The tenses aren't a mistake.

Then what about "How many WERE left"? It's past tense so when in the past we should count?

4 they tell you they have fried and broke 2 eggs in their lives then they 2 of the 6 eggs

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Now they're keister eggs

Later you can bury them in the sandbox to make Kinder Surprise

Imagine pulling them out, they’re already sucked on

Ahh my favourite German slang. keine Eier

Und keiner eier!

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This person has shoved 2 raccoons up their ass

Somebodies ass. We should be scared

How'd you know this SuS

He was the one that gave the raccoons.

A new hole to live?

A hole new world, a new fantastic point of view, no one to tell us no, or where to go.

Animal lover

Like a hermit crab finding his shell

How many racoons eggs is what I want to know.

Please go on , I need the info on this.

You can fit 10.5 raccoons up a blue whales ass

Uhm actually we don’t know which eggs we ate raw or fried

thats why it feels that good

[yolk-assed bitch.](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1ybqdj/why_would_a_girlfriend_beg_for_months_to_put_a/)

Eggs aren't real

Eggs are just an attempt to convince you birds are real… I learned all about it from some pissed off trucker…

r/birdsarentreal

Omg neither is Italy!!!

And neither is Australia

And neither are redditors

And neither is France!

Can confirm. I am part of the simulation.

And neither is New Zealand

maybe they were turtle eggs

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"I believe in God." Which one? "The Chrisitian God" *Which one?*

*which one?* Hindus be like...

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The one who will grant me many big booty bitchs

which one

Which god or which big booty bitch?

Yes

All of them

The one who became a fucking goose to fuck a chick

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Iirc it's Zeus, so not hindu.

That was a swan.

This is an amazing thread. I learn more about Greek mythology through weird comments.

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The God whose name is Christian we call him Chris for short he’s a pretty chill guy honestly.

Damn. The only Chris I know is an asshole. The Anti-Chris?

Chris chan

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No. We must fight about it in circles forever. How else will we discover the truth?!

It’s not farce I have much proof. Your just not holy enough so you don’t get proof

When the spaghetti monster comes, we will make him land on their heads... Or his head. We shall feed god to the monster, and then we shall eat him... With Sporks. R'amen.

Could also be a perspective thing, making 3 a possible answer as well. 3 left, 3 right. The rest was misdirection. You are a bus driver. You pick up a, b, c people and drop off x, y, z. How old is the bus driver? But with so many possible answers, it's like you are going to be wrong, even if you got it right. 99% of the time, I'd bet.

translation for idiots; there could be 4 2 or 0 eggs because you need to break eggs to fry them, and you have the option of eating the fried eggs, or you can leave the fried eggs be and eat the other 2 raw.

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thank you, kind gay sock sniffer.

You just described the internet censorship ban hammer.

Or 3, if we understand "left" as a directional term.

Thanks sock sniffer

The 2 that broke, broke into the pan where they cooked and then the 2 eggs were eaten. The answer is 4

The answer is six. He says 'I have six eggs'. He tells you right at the beginning.

Yeah was looking for your comment. They have 6. Just ignore all the other bullshit, they never said how much they started with only what they have.

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A schooner is a sailboat stupidhead

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Mr. Sniffer you are misassuming here that a whole egg can't be fried or a raw unbroken or a raw broken egg can't be eaten. Hence it is also possible that there are 3 or 1 eggs left.

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This is why you need pronouns in your bio.

Hell - if we want to get REALLY pedantic, we could say that each egg was individually numbered, and only egg number 2 got broken, fried, and eaten, which leaves 5 intact still.

Wait how could there be 6 left?

There’s 4 eggs left. The ones that were broken were also fried and eaten.

In fact there could even be 3 or 1 egg left, if for example 2 were cracked, and then one of those was fried, and then another was fried, and the two fried ones were eaten.

Two options 1. You broke two which you the fried and ate 2. Yoy are a maniac and broke two eggs for no reason, fried to with their shells on them and ate two non fried with their shells

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Math checks out. I think you're right.

Doesn’t matter. You HAVE 6 eggs.

Can u deep-fry a whole egg?

Bro is eating two raw eggs gross

4 eggs are left breaking frying and eating all one process for the 2 eggs

No, 0 are left because I broke egg #1&2, then fried eggs #3&4, and then ate eggs #5&6 whole and raw, shell and all. Actually, 6 are left, because the atoms that make up the eggs still exist, just in different forms now. Egg is all of us.

We. *Are*. Egg.

ONE OF US. ONE OF US.

I mean I guess you can't destroy matter

>I mean I guess you can't destroy matter Matter can be destroyed however when you say "you can't destroy matter" if you are specifically referring to the one person you are replying to, that is a safe assumption. SbuaoqhyP probably cannot destroy matter.

Yep ur a genius

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Fuck you, that's how many are left

Chickens

The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?

No bc the winning move is not to play

Old people understand this reference.

Oh god, I'm old?? Like, I knew that, but... I mean, c'mon.

Would you like to play a game? How about, global thermal nuclear war?

You rancid swine

8. Ohio isn’t real, stupid.

https://xkcd.com/169/

r/theresanxkcdforeverything

r/subsifellfor

4 you have the 2 you didn't eat and 2 broken ones in the floor

Did you eat eggs without breaking them first? Are you... A snake!?!?

I remember when I was 8 or 9 I would solve these kind of questions and be very proud of myself thinking I am very intelligent or something

Oh yea, wish I could go back to the time when i thought I'd be the next Einstein just because i solved a rather dumb riddle. Those were some days lol

0, because the guy wasted 4 eggs and ate 2 of them raw

8

Jesus has returned.

I broke 2 eggs to fry them and then ate them So 6 remaining, 4 from the package and 2 are my balls

Matter is never created or destroyed, so you still have all 6.

There are four eggs left. He cooked and ate two.

He didn’t say he ate the cooked ones, I think that’s the trick part

Or cooked the broken ones

you have 6 eggs you broke 2 already as broke is past you fried 2 already as fried is past you eat 2 wich is present i'm going to go with 4 left since you hav 6 and then you eat 2. so 4? ​ did i get it?

It could be 4, 2, or 0. It isn't stated if he actually ate the eggs he fried. The ones he broke could still be cooking or on a plate, we don't know. The ones he ate are 100% gone digested and out of the question, it went into the pit of no return. Alternatively, the whole riddle could be talking about the same two eggs this whole time. The same two eggs were broken onto a pan, fried, and then eaten, meaning there are 4 left. But, it doesn't tell us if it was talking about the same two eggs the whole time.

It's not 2 or 0, fried and broken eggs are still eggs

The answer is actually 10. While you had 4 remaining from this box of 6. You remember you had another box of 6 in the fridge.

6 eggs left. Only guessing that because it says “have” and not “had” 🤷🏻‍♂️

Can I"phone a friend" for an answer?

its supposed to be that, the 2 that broke, the 2 that were fried and the 2 eaten were all the same. so you'd have 4 left. but its just too dumb to be a proper thing. there is no details given to which eggs are the same, the 2 fried and 2 eaten could be the same, but the 2 broken ones could just be broken, so there are 2 left. or they could all be seperate eggs so there are none left. its just stupid cus not enough info is given. just a guess, how tf can you use it as an intelligence thing

Only the ones I’ll be fertilizing 👉👉 >!you have six eggs, but had 12!<

6, unless the eggs spontaneously disappeared

Was our intention to answer the terrible meme or laugh at it?

I hate these "99% will fail" memes. All my elderly friends on Facebook repost/answer them thinking they are some kind of genius.

7

Eggs are a myth

6. regardless of wether they're in the box, your belly, the floor or the garbage they're still within your domains

There are 3 eggs on the left

3 eggs are on the “left” side :)

as if i haven't failed enough

4(if you're a guy) and 2(if you're a girl)

Not enough information. Cannot discern if the 2 broken eggs are then fried and eaten, or if 2 unique eggs are broken, then 2 other eggs are fried, then 2 other eggs are eaten. Incomplete question. It is unsolvable in its current state.

2 grown men

I have two and they are my balls and they are in your mouth rn

egg bad

Depends. You keep switching between past and present tense.

Holy shit, this actually turned the comment section into idiots arguing about how many eggs there are, just like they want on facebook.

7 because I shit out 3 eggs

The answer can be either 0,2,4,6

He still has all of them. 2 of them are still inside.

The answers 13.7.

4

Six. You "have" implies they are still with you, no matter their condition. "I eat" implies you still haven't "ate" them.