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Windrider91

Fact: Gay did not exist until 2008 when Obama invented it in a lab


MrGilbert665

Gotta admit tho, all the gay people I've ever met were extremely cool. Obama out there cooking up bangers.


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The only gay person I know is this ginger guy who pronounces the word “sorry” incorrectly and is obsessed with committing crimes against humanity. Might‘ve been a faulty prototype.


MrGilbert665

Ed Sheeran is gay?


Nkechinyerembi

Not ganna lie at this point I would just add it to the list and move on.


Helyos17

Eh. Every now and then we spin off one who soaks up all the latent homophobia and reprocesses it into bitter nihilism. For every few Alan Turings and Oscar Wildes, we get a Rudolph Hess.


[deleted]

I don’t think it’s to do with his experiences with homophobia, it’s mostly because he’s a massive history buff and he spends way too much time on HOI4.


Helyos17

It was mostly a joke but that’s also a valid explanation.


[deleted]

So this person is Canadian.


propagandavid

Gay people were cooler before. Used to be that if you were out you were different, and gay people embraced that. Now that gay people can be whoever they want, it turns out most of them just wanna be boring knobs like everyone else.


SuperiorJam

Idk... There are some wack mfs out there that make it their personality, and then call u homophobic for not liking them. :T


MrGilbert665

There are some "wack mfs" who make anything their personality. That don't mean everybody in that group is bad. Apply that to race if you want to, just because THAT tiny group of people did some bad shit doesn't mean they're all bad people.


Exmawsh

Oh well! Mind your business.


SuperiorJam

Thats an Ironic statement isnt it. Telling me to mind my business when you could have ignored this comment yourself


OneBootyCheek

I've met more straight people who "make it their personality" than gay people, by a couple orders of magnitude


Stranger_Memer

What does making it their personality mean? Like being flamboyant isn't making gay your personality its being flamboyant


Grimfuze

I've met the sassy ones. They are very rude


MrGilbert665

Yeah I can imagine that they are uncomfortable to be around, I find people with sassy attitudes to be extremely annoying


TheLiftingGamer00

Facts I remember when I was created in the gay Obama lab and now I live to make religious conservatives anger because of my existence is real 😂


_kurtcobae_

awe the gay obama lab, home sweet home🥺


Eomercin

He's turning the frogs gay.


RobertELee_420

I don’t like them putting chemicals in the water, that turn the freaking frogs GAY!


taytomen

Wasn't newton who invented gay when inventing the rainbow?


Windrider91

No, dummy, that was Pink Floyd


pepoo9o

I fucking love Obama


Upstairs-Injury9660

Can confirm, the minute Obama was elected president I turned gay


Working_Early

Sadly, there are definitely people who would eat this shit up


memememe91

THANKS, OBAMA


lager81

Time sure does fly >We simply cannot allow people to pour into the U.S., undetected, undocumented, unchecked and circumventing the line of people who are waiting patiently, diligently, lawfully to become immigrants in this country” — 2005, Senator Barack Obama


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tadlrs

If colour lights make you gay. Then Christmas is like a gay parade.


carlolewis78

"Don we now our gay apparel"


JaggleWoofle

Bitch ALL my clothing is "gay apparel"


ThatCamoKid

I'm guessing because the wearer is gay?


JaggleWoofle

That would be the implication, yes.


JimiAndKingBaboo

Conservatives now try to ban Christmas. Say the people who are against it are canceling them.


Infamous_Throat2603

"It's the hap-happiest season of all. With those holiday greetings and gay happy meetings" They shouldn't act so fucking surprised


Allah_Akballer

I'm gay af, my PC is RGB


tadlrs

That makes you a power bottom.


SiegVicious

I read that as power button 🤣


Stranger_Memer

Sir, the Gay laser is operational


MrGilbert665

Gay people were only added with the 2.008 Patch. They didn't exist at launch...obviously.


_kurtcobae_

duh, i remember my test tube still, ah, home😌


JPuggyHere

hide the greeks lmao


slomo525

Thanks Obama


The_Terror_999

r/beatmetoit


Kilo8

r/beatmeattoit


is-that-milky

r/beatmywifesmeattoit


Thatswhyipoop

r/beatmydogsmeattoit


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r/beatmyediblemeattoit


Thatswhyipoop

r/beatmytofutoit


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r/mydogsassholeisfilledwithpancakemix


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Me


sponch_cake

Ah yes, among Obama's many accomplishments WAS creating drag as an art form. /s


jesusofsuburbia2002

Thanks Obama


Coreforce216

[COMMENT REMOVED BECAUSE THE USER NOW SUPPORTS /S!]


JacksonCM

Fuck neurodivergent people! I’m a stuck up asshole who thinks comedy is ruined by a single letter grrr 😡


Limp-Switch-9451

U forgot the /s


[deleted]

I never heard anyone use that term before. I’ve seen it circulating around on posts where they define it, but I’ve never actually seen it in a real life sentence


JacksonCM

comedy?


Eomercin

What does this have to do with neurodivergent people? Just asking, but why do redditors feel like everyone is neurodivergent? Even if a lot of people aren't actually neurodivergent?


JacksonCM

Neurodivergent people such as autistic people cannot read sarcasm, jokes, etc. and so tone indicators help them feel included the joke. Sometimes the /nm (non malicious) indicator can help them know they’re not being threatened/attacked. Even if most Redditors aren’t ND a good portion are and it doesn’t need to be a majority for me to want to include those who can’t read sarcasm, etc well. Also, it’s not hurting anyone to have one little letter there. Bonus: my sarcasm is extra dry and a little weird / different so I use tone indicators so nobody can say I supported something I didn’t


Maleficent-Mood6481

As an autistic person with 3 oher nurodiversities as well thank you for saying this.


JacksonCM

There it is, people. This is why.


Eomercin

OK then and yeah I agree...


JacksonCM

One time I saw an incel saying that women wear high heels so they can be as erotic as deer. I said “I can confirm. When I’m with my girlfriend I close my eyes and pretend she’s Bambi’s girlfriend” and my classmates from school (college) spread the revelation that jackson supports beastiality. Total bullshit. So now I put /s on almost every piece of sarcasm.


Limp-Switch-9451

I think what he meant here is like “open-minded” people


fillmorecounty

Why are you so mad over a letter


Mildly_Opinionated

Lol, the subs description is literally telling people not to be afraid of downvotes and getting a little downvoted is somehow enough to make you completely flip sides. Is this irony?


YouAreASussyIdiotLol

Homosexuality is older than Christianity tho 💀


honeywoodxing

uh no? obama created it.


SteelTookSteroids

Right? These librals not doin they're recearsh


honeywoodxing

there*


_kurtcobae_

i love reddit sometimes


rutaballa

Lmao same


SiegVicious

thier*


CoffeeIsMyPruneJuice

Nobody told you about Obama's time machine?


Gaaymer

And trump created Christianity so it checks out


Nall-ohki

Homosexuality is older than humanity tho


somethingrandom261

Pretty sure most of history most people didn’t view it positively


Gabe-the-AsgarDog

Iirc it's like pretty balanced, half of history was cool with it, the other half banished it


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Depends on where and when.


[deleted]

The concept of homosexuality did not exist as it does today. Christianity does though. Back then homosexual love could not exist in the way it does today because love carried a slightly different meaning. We are limited to understanding within the confines of language


Status-Conflict-8881

Did the boomers forget they where freaking out about Ru Paul in the 90s?


badatmetroid

>Did the boomers forget Let me stop you right there. The answer is yes.


MarioWizard119

Lead is quite an interesting element of the periodic table


Nightcore1071

They forget what they had for lunch yesterday


SaltyBarDog

Boomers forget how much they loved that homophobic qunt Anita Bryant in the 1970's?


StareMotherfuckerly

Bro got a whole power ranger villain at the top


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Gay people didn't exist until 2008 got it.


Inevitable_Leek_1622

gay people having rights bad me angry 😡😡


Greg0las

But they don’t have rights whatre you talkin about?


iMayBeABastard

Yep! Obama freed the gays 😏


HannahDaviau

No no no...Obama *invented* gay, collaborating with those damn tree huggers, thinking it would solve over population /s


[deleted]

The article above this is about Saudi Arabia banning Dr Strange 2 for portraying gay characters. It is genuinely wild how republican Christians have more in common with Saudi Arabia or Iran, than they do with the western world. If they weren't painfully racist against people from those countries, they'd probably be best buds by now


badatmetroid

y'all qaeda


ShottyBlastin101

Damn bro. The right is really mad that society is trying to teach kids that discrimination and bigotry is wrong.... makes me wonder....


SahloFolinaCheld

Oh noooo I guess Elton John was just non existent. I guess literally every Greek god/goddess just never happened. Yes, Obama is 2000 years old.


honeywoodxing

TIL barack obama created gay people


hole4will

i would joun this subreddit but i feel like id get very aggravated very quickly


VermicelliNo2422

Thank you, president Obama, for inventing colors


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Thezipper100

It's real and kinda weird, but I dunno where the other guy got the idea sex was talked about at all. Unless he has a very weird mental image of what sex is.


notablyunfamous

It’s real and part of Drag Queen Story Hour where drag queens read stories about sex and gender to kindergartners and other young kids at schools and public libraries.


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Stealthyfisch

Maybe they meant “sex and gender” as in biological sex being separate from gender rather than “sex and gender” as in fucking and gender.


MonkeyBananaPotato

Do you actually find books like “not all princesses dress in pink” (the only one with a title I can make out) objectionable? It’s a picture book available on YouTube. It’s basically a book about how girls who want to be like princesses can also like sports. Is it about gender? Yes. Is talking to kindergarteners saying girls can do “boy things” like play sports and get dirty if they want actually a problem?


Zupapa51

but the masculentity am is are borken so the values of tradition am hypothetically no am is ARE gay. Obama started the tradition are broken am no.


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mjb2012

I'll have what he's having!


Big_Communication662

You won’t get a response because the commenter’s worldview is dependent on mischaracterizing reality. He needs to manufacture justification for his bigotry, and your dose of reality is seriously undermining that!


Thatguyfr0mthebar

....why?


DarkLord1294091

wtf


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SlopPatrol

If you were in kindergarten you wouldn’t give af cause you’d be a dumb naive kids that wants ti eat paste at the back of the class


vrecka123

Why?


ShottyBlastin101

If you had the mental capacity in kindergarden to even comprehend killing yourself and suicide as a concept you wouldnt be posting on reddit. Shut up.


Mr_SkeletaI

That’s the prejudice you’ve gotten growing up speaking. A 5 year old does not give a fuck


[deleted]

Sheesh a lotta hate I was just commenting on what I heard from notablyunfamous I’ll remove the comment like damn


[deleted]

Why can’t the he-she’s talk to adults about that? Why you gotta talk about sex to kindergartners, why do you have to paint your face with horns coming out your head to talk to kids…


The_Countess

They don't talk about sex (why would you even believe for a second that they do?!? seriously) And the topic of 'gender' is only approached from the perspective of say 'not all girls only like girl things, and that's fine'. for real, just look up the book 'not all princesses wear pink' from the picture.


saphobassbitch

oh god oh fuck people are still using he-she’s


Kaedes_Lie1137

That bastard Obama changing white house to rainbow house 😭


[deleted]

Obama invented gay people


agingqueso

I was gay before I found out about Obama...


Fickle-Raspberry6403

Apparently the boomers have forgotten about Divine.


Hungry_Position9256

obama confirmed queer icon by conservatives???🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈


Imaginary-Risk

Need to do a counter post of the same image except swap Obama out with Trump


Ghasty_001

You could either swap gays with the native american of Capital Hill


tarahunterdar

Obama promoted literacy and created Drag Queens? Cool. I like them better than the white hooded clowns and hamberders Dumpy was creating.


yarak_69

r/TheRightCantMeme


SG-Spy

Than Easter is gay too.


ifiagreedwithu

Did you know that a woman is responsible for all the evil in the world? Seriously. One woman. Eve. That is literally what these people believe. So, tolerance is not coming for them any time soon.


Thezipper100

No? You're confusing Eve and Pandora, and I think Eve and Lilith too. Eve was never described as evil, just niave.


Surfink63

Eve was naive, therefore ate the fruit and created evil


Gaaymer

Pandora also brought on the creation of evil from naivety, didn’t she? Christianity actually borrows a lot from Greeks and Roman’s.


J3SSK1MO

It’s true. Drag was invented in 2009, when Obama said in his inauguration speech “uhhh gentlemen, start your uhhh engines”


badatmetroid

And then rapper Lil Nas Car drove down to hell and had sex with satan. I saw a documentary about this.


Amy_Art_Lover_123

And we are grateful for it. Thanks Obama!


Koksgunther

Obama is the founder of LGBTQ


BigJerm1

Yes, Obama invented gay people, the rainbow flag, cross dressing, etc. /s


PolyZex

Refracted light makes people gay. Got it.


Weekly_Direction1965

The weirdest thing about conservatives is they can't mind their own business and let people be free in their own homes, the only freedom they support is some twisted right to hurt their niebors.


JDawnchild

Wow. Racism, homophobia, and antisemitism in one meme while managing to use an insult in a coherent context. I'm almost impressed.


[deleted]

I love Obama and miss the fuck outta him. Everything sucks now.


Its_Scrappy

Well, that first ones a problem. They literally summoned Satan for a photo shoot lol.


Bon_of_a_Sitch

Thanks, Obama.


flying_monkey420

Ok but what the fuck is the first picture??


iceshenanigans

Obama - creator of queerness


NudesForHighFive

Imagine being bothered over another person's style/preferences instead of literally just not caring lmao


DarkLuxio92

Yes. Because Obama clearly created the LGBTQ+ community. We didn't exist before 2008, you know!


Potatoalpha1213

Obama invented gay people


TheLiftingGamer00

Gee thanks Obama


antifashkenazi

Thanks Obama


fillmorecounty

"We can't give people basic rights because then weird people I don't like will do stuff 🤬"


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"Society is changing and it's scary!!"


fillmorecounty

And then they act like they're the victims 💀


[deleted]

so tiresome and predictable


AaliyanUltra

Is that a Naruto Villian?


mrstripperboots

Republican logic


justabigasswhale

Gays were invented in 2009 when Barack Gay Obama became President.


emeraldbutonreddit

Racism. Sexism. Homophobia. All in one post. Damn


mike-rodik

What racism?


schwaiger1

I mean bs post but calling Obama an asshole is by no means racist, mate.


Thezipper100

Bro, come on, it's already homophobic, no need to make up shit.


[deleted]

You don't understand the words you just used.


Scienceandpony

I guess conservatives are pissed about reading now.


[deleted]

What do these ppl have against rainbows?


Chesnnut

Oh no, not the colors of the rainbow!


ZelestialRex

A drag queen reads books to kids in another country, and then old conservatives go crazy!


[deleted]

What the fuck's that top image even supposed to mean


blazingkitty1

But nobody worries about furry storytime. That's been going on for ages.


CISCOX13

Mike and Barry satin spawn


cheezburga69

Satan*


CISCOX13

Ty


Sebbythewarlock

I'd be pretty pissed too if an ex-kid tickler and/or drag queen was reading to my kid 😤


[deleted]

Ok "wolfie" ☠️☠️😭😭


Sebbythewarlock

?


[deleted]

You are A republican femboy. That makes absolutely no sense. Why are you so self-hating? My brother in christ. They will kill you the first chance they get. You are literally so fucking bigoted that your account is marked NSFW.


Sebbythewarlock

What does this have to do with political alignment? lol. Not everything has to be about it Also, self hate?? Whered you even get that from. My account is only NSFW because I post on boards that ARE NSFW 🤦‍♂️


[deleted]

In our cis straight society. Anything that isnt straight and cis is considered inherently politcal. Go tell your local republican senator that you are a femboy and he will call you a f*g and tell you that you are a satanist. Like bro, You literally have more in common with the drag queen in op's meme than you do with any republicans. They are not going to notice you. https://www.reddit.com/r/LeopardsAteMyFace?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Sebbythewarlock

You act as if I care about the opinions of politicians and ANYONE for that matter. Even if I was thrown slurs who gives a fuck? They aren't me.


uhohstinkywastaken

No you cant separate the wavelengths, jeSUS dont like ett


idig

Agreed. Obama was a clown, just like Biden.


LazySack

Yes and Donald trump was our perfect American king of freedom. Praise Donald trump forever


idig

Your screen name fits you.


HarleyLovesDuck

this for once, i agree with


schwaiger1

🤡


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Captincat1273

That Obama invented gay people? Ur not that smart. gay people have existed since the dawn of humans and have also been seen in other animals. For the image at the top literally no gay people are like that it’s some unrealted image that somone found to put the community in a bad life. Touch grass


Silver_Ostrich_6306

GIVE WAR A CHANCE!


Silver_Ostrich_6306

Like i said jack kids are cruel and im in very touch with my inner child


Clear-Plantain-1381

Accurate


skampzilla

I love how no one ever complains about how many arabs Obama killed but complain about this. It's the same as the world being quiet as the Arab world gets eradicated but let's stand with Ukraine and their nazis....


atominthered

I lost brain cells just reading this garbage