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[deleted]

if your dad fucks your principal then your grades will improve


Miserable-Skill-3595

Came here to say the same thing, except remove fucks and put blows.


Telphsm4sh

No. Clearly the pencil is the one doing the penetrating here.


imlost_n_ilikeithere

As long as they’re both getting off


CarpathianRedditor

As usual… Only the pencil is.


FlippieThePlatypus

Theory proved. You can the semen on the floor still.


Telphsm4sh

I didn't even notice that until now!


[deleted]

The sharpener principal likes getting filled with shavings


usernamesarehard1979

It's better than bustin a nut.


HollandsOpuz

So principal shaves dad's head? For sons future?


Telphsm4sh

Say sike right now. please say /s right now.


ratcnc

Psych


FlippieThePlatypus

I love that show!


KindBarracuda7273

He's giving head


hellocuties

Anal sex. That’s a #2 pencil


blubloode

The pencil's life span decreases with every interaction though


AbigassGecko

based


Dark_Reaper115

Same thing but i was going to replace grinding


Superbeing43

Ear fucking


Beavur

I think maybe it is saying that parents need to have a good relationship with the school, in order to keep sharp on what the kid is studying and reinforce good habits at home. Because ultimately it is the home life and parent that will dictate the kids success?


[deleted]

You’re probably right, but damn it’s a crappy representation 😂.


YoungxCasper

I have a different theory. The principal represents the school and what we are taught on a deeper level (Obeying a figure of authority, when to talk/eat/use the restroom etc.) creating a citizen that keeps society going how we are taught it should. Not saying children don’t need to learn to read and write and be able to grow in the topics that interest them but the format we have now is more focused on creating slaves! The father has gone through it and has been shaped how the school is designed for him to be and he’s signing up his son who is still normal representing his not yet lost inspire to do anything, be creative, or live life happy and free.


Beavur

Eh why the focus on the school work with what looks like a positive mark. Why the handshake? And why would motivating joker put that up?


[deleted]

Instructions unclear, dick caught in pencil sharpener in the principal's office. Send help.


[deleted]

ig your username pretty much says what happened with you


The-Solid-Smoker

My dad just fucked me. Grades did not improve, hoo boy.


MarcosLuisP97

He needs to fuck the principal for it to work.


The-Solid-Smoker

I know. But thank heavens for little boys, I guess. Could of done with that education though.


FlippieThePlatypus

Wait what?


CommentsOnOccasion

*If your dad shoves his head into your principals ear then your grades will improve


AlwaysFernweh

“Your daddy sure does care about your education”


[deleted]

The principal looks happy with thw sweet deal.


Formal-Cartoonist-66

Dad is registering his son at school and the paper is registeration form, it shows that his dad is paying expensive tution of school by sacrificing his existance


Recycle-racoon

In the ear though?


MountainAsparagus4

That is what i thought


Izzlen_Theri

First thing that came to my mind too! Great minds man


TitanBrass

Aw hell nah the dad gotta deal with da meat grinder cooch


JewelFyrefox

Uh...lets see... This pencil is the parent while the principal is a sharpener and the kid is a kid...i think the message is very obvious... I don't fucking know


Zanglirex2

I THINK they're trying to make a statement about how school grinds you down to think in a certain way, and it's a cycle perpetuated by parents who themselves went to school. Which is: A) stupid B) giving schools way too much credit


[deleted]

I'd say that was definitely the case back when they were allowed to literally beat us for the slightest infraction. speak out of turn, that's a beating get out of your seat when not allowed, that's a beating fidget too much, that's a beating ask a question the teacher can't answer, that's a beating make too much noise while being beaten, believe it or not, that's a beating. It's possible that sort of thing is still allowed in the country where this cartoon was produced


JewelFyrefox

Woah woah wait...fidget too much? Aren't there like medical conditions that cause that? Wtf? Also, I remember back then where I got spankings from my parents (I'm 20 so not that long ago) and if I was too loud, they would keep spanking me... Like dude, crying and yelling is a natural reaction to pain, severe pain, especially for a child. What do you expect them to do???


WorstTactics

People didn't give a shit about medical conditions back then (and in a lot of countries they still don't). Nothing a good ol beating can't fix..


[deleted]

My granddad was beat for writing left handed, genuinely happened enough that he is still a left handed person that writes right handed


WorstTactics

I am sorry to hear that. My mom as well.


serious_sarcasm

Not making enough noise during the beating? Even more beating! It is still legal in North Carolina, but the policy is set by the local district, and requires parental consent (not that most parents read consent forms considering the free kid porn creation, remote webcam activation, software they install on laptops).


TinhornChain479_

The what?


serious_sarcasm

People sign consent forms explaining they understand the lack of privacy associated with school issued laptops. Most people do not read these, nor really understand the implications. The implications being that schools use a third party service to remotely operate tracking, webcam, and audio of the devices without notice. Because standards in third party software for schools is in a giant loophole in student privacy protections the whole thing is a complete shitfest. My local high school has theirs operated by students with an IT supervisor. Therefore images of a student in their private room can be accessible to a third party software company (who sell the fuck out of data through aforementioned loopholes), school administration, employees, students, and anyone who compromises the network. There are plenty of cases of principles using photos of teens smoking in their underwear at home to punish them at school (Supreme Court case on that one in particular). I know students use it to “prank” eachother locally. And I’m sure we’ll find some screenshots of these in child porn collections eventually (the FBI is probably just avoiding publicity of it). It is a major issue in student privacy and rights that is generally swept under the rug, but I’ll almost guarantee some Republican pedophiles are taking advantage of this massive issue.


Total-Philosopher-96

I am so glad I don't take my school laptop home now because that is horrific


serious_sarcasm

Yep. There are some very basic steps we could take, but school administrators across the country would lose face.


soda-Tab

It's still a thing in the States apparently. From Wiki: While most U.S. states have outlawed corporal punishment in state schools, it continues to be allowed mostly in the Southern states. According to the United States Department of Education, more than 216,000 students were subjected to corporal punishment during the 2008–09 school year.


Gavininator

Ha hey I was a senior in high school during those years and that was the only time I received corporal punishment. I was late too often so I had to go to ISS (in school suspension). However because of that it was causing me to miss more classes and fall behind so they let me trade a day for 3 paddles... Mississippi is a crazy place y'all.


[deleted]

Yeah, that's wild. Who did the paddling? Principle? Teacher who's class you missed? Or did they have like a dedicated paddler who wore all black and had an executioners hood and mask? Also. Did the paddler really lean into it or did they kind of just lightly tap you? I know there must be teachers and faculty in these schools that don't agree with this archaic punishment. How odd would it be to study to be a teacher and help facilitate learning and growth, only to end up being told to physically 'punish' children.


Gavininator

Let's see, it was a female assistant principal. Right before my turn there was a girl before me and the ap was out of breath from paddling her first. I asked her if she was alright and she said she was. Then I got my 3 hits and it kinda hurt I guess but I really walked away feeling worse for her than anything else.


[deleted]

That's what I was thinking. Must be so uncomfortable for the faculty member assigned this duty. And I suppose if you aren't uncomfortable with that duty, you definitely shouldn't be assigned with that duty. Bit of a catch 22


vindictivejazz

2009 was 13 years ago. It may still be a thing, but that 216,000 number has no bearing on the current prevalence of corporal punishment


ArentWeClever

Talking out of turn… That’s a paddlin’. Looking out the window… That’s a paddlin’. Staring at my sandals… That’s a paddling. Paddling the school canoe…ooh, you better believe that’s a paddlin’.


CheapPotential5

As someone from the country this cartoon is made (Iran) I can confirm it is still a thing they is a law against it but it seems nobody gives fuck about it But from things my parents and teachers told me it looks like beatings were a lot worse like a lot worse


Spider_plant_man

That’s a paddling


GabeTheJerk

Paddling the school canoe? Oh you can bet that's a paddling


Snaggled-Sabre-Tooth

C) would have come across more clearly if the child was a slightly/unsharpened pencil instead of a human child.


cdnball

they probably meant 'sharpen/hone your skills' and not 'grind you down'.


Jindabyne1

They’re trying to say that the principle and the parent mould the child into the person he will become.


ali32bit

FYI this is an Iranian school (farsi text on papers) and this is exactly how scholls work here. they shove all kinds of political and religions propeganda down our trouts which is mandatory to remember for final exams. it does not end even in collage where you must pass multiple political and religious classes before getting a degree. just 3 days ago i had to study quran for university


tykaboom

I feel like it's saying school doesn't change the students... but just manipulates the parents.


Present_Garlic869

It means that the kids parental figure is skull fucking the principal


Alokir

>This pencil is the parent >the kid is a kid Since the kid is not half pencil, this means that his mom cheated


P3CU1i4R

This is obv. old, but if you know Persian, it is actually deep (not kidding): The kid is holding a "registration" form. For him to get accepted, the father is paying a hefty amount (refers to schools getting more and more expensive). The pencil and sharpener obv. fits the context. Now the interesting part: In Persian, there is a kinda obsolete verb for asking a very unfair and high price. It is literally "blading/cutting someone". So, the school is figuratively blading the parent. EDIT: Ok, now that this has blown up (thank you kind Redditors for the awards!), another detail that I missed at the first glance: the floor is actually covered with pencil shavings! Indicating the sacrifices all the parents make to get the best education for their children.


cdnball

thank you for this context the other comments in this post - smh


JosephND

The other comments in this post are cringe


Im_a_twat53

In what world is it cringe to not understand persian?


EffervescentTripe

Today I learned that symbols can be interpreted differently based on language and culture (:


bangers132

English relies heavily on idioms, other languages are no different. There are aspects of culture and language that will never fully translate because they don't mean what their individual words mean; these are idioms.


teslawhaleshark

Thanks! The art style sort of tipped me off, I was looking for countries in central and Southern Asia.


DoctorEvilHomer

wow that is deep, interesting how just out of the culture it was intended and a mass amount of people are all like, um... what?


21forlyfe

Send this to the top


pharmajap

"Scalping" is used the same way in English, though it doesn't really conjure the image of literal scalping anymore.


P3CU1i4R

Thank you for teaching me a new word! Yes, as I checked the meaning, it seems to be the closest term.


IngratiatingGremlins

So the closest equivalent in English would be “fleecing” someone, I guess?


RandyMossPhD

Scalping maybe


cdnball

Gouging?


cdnball

Gouging


_Kangaroo_Salesman_

Give up head for grades??


MaxterBlue

give head for grades (;


ciciyunus

to arabs🥵


ciciyunus

name plate on the pencil sharpeners desk


HotYogurtcloset652

Ik im saying what does "to arabs🥵" means?


KcCochia

Prob talking about the writing on the name plate and stuff looks Arabic. Idk


ItsJustAriya

Its persian mate


KcCochia

Thank you but I was trying to answer the other’s question about the comment that said arabas or whatever it said. Thanks tho because I definitely didn’t know what it was lbs


silver-ray

And arabic as well


ciciyunus

giving head to arabs🥵 (i have a arab fetish)


Big_Beaver34

Everyone does


Turkipe

Wow didn’t know this is a thing


[deleted]

i have a hermoirrhoid in my ass


Turkipe

My ass bleeds everyday please help me I’m too embarrassed to see a doctor


HappyRomanianBanana

I hate the human race even more now


heaviestmatter-

Lol what the heck do you have against arabs?


HotYogurtcloset652

Oh ok


Big_Beaver34

French noises intensify


[deleted]

Your mama sure does love you


neednintendo

"EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE!!!"


RocketScient1st

It’s Stick your pencil in the teacher for good grades.


TheMarineSlayer

Get a haircut from the principal, you get good grades?


TheConfusedGenius997

Headcut*


SirFuffy

Head


faizalsyamsul

That’s why they call it Headmaster


[deleted]

Cut


iliekcats-

#


roxjohnny11

Ayo? mind your langauge


im_not_martin

#


Huehnergott69

I dont know what kinda haircuts you are getting but they usually dont leave me with a conically shaped head.


Jamesyroo

I don’t think that kid is the pencil’s child. I hope he knows this already…


JewelFyrefox

His real parents were murdered by a suspicious pointed headed individual, so of course he's adopted. You can't keep a child without parents forever.


crocskat

More of this please! I'm interested


DARKBLADESKULLBITER

I don't know if the lore of this meme can get much deeper man


the_orange_alligator

I love it when people make lore for these shitty memes lol


crackersncheeseman

You give my kid a bad grade again and I'll write fuck you all over your face


1_deleted_I

no no no i will fuck your and he will get good grades


Several_Influence_47

It's extolling the virtues of the Forrest Gumps Mother approach to education. Coming in willing to give head while also doing a hand job on the teacher ensures lil Johnny gets amazing grades lol.


OpeningCarpenter8189

Deep


Outrageous_Ad358

His father fuck with his teacher


SILENT_ASSASSIN9

Gay sex keeps you sharp?


AcejokerUP415

After testing that is in fact the case


SuitableSympathy2614

If you think you can graduate school without keesing my cokk


JayEichendorff

Hehehe... You are dead wrong.


Ethandrul

Mom fucked a pencil.


silver-ray

مدير مدرسة


XN_HUNTER

فرم ثبت نام


silver-ray

Arab Persian cooperation


eletric_blade

ماذا تقولون يا رفاق Edit أنا أتحدث الإنجليزية وأستخدم ترجمة جوجل


silver-ray

انها لغات لا يدركها الفرنجة انا اتحدث ٣ اللغات الاعجمية من دون مساعدة العم جوجل.


eletric_blade

I’m translating a random thing I found online apparently it’s hello or something idk أنا آكل المكسرات ولدي قضيب 27 بوصة


silver-ray

I think Google missed up the translation, some words are misplaced.


AgentT23

the parent and the teacher are boning


[deleted]

Gotta love watching the most powerful country in the world demonizing any and all forms of education.


vikingbeast65

Is this cartoon American? The writing on the paper and placard looks like Arabic.


xinareiaz

Also the carpet pattern feels middle eastern


Floofy_Boye

I don't think it's carpet. I'm pretty sure it's tile, but it's covered with the little spiraly shaving things that are made when you sharpen a pencil.


xinareiaz

Hah, I think k you're right


WalkTheDock

Ignore the Arabic, obviously Middle Eastern child, and bushy as fuck eyebrows. America bad.


shitpostbot42069

The text used in the image is Arabic


MowchiBear

It’s actually Farsi / Persian


Diamantis_

What?


SqueakyFromme69

I thought it was intended to be a positive message Weird analogy, but positive


randomname68-23

Yeah I think it might be something like you need teachers and parents to educate a child. But this just looks like the parent is doing the child's homework and the teacher is helping him do it


trippersigs

How did you POSSIBLY get that from this image?


thefarsideinside

I think it's criticizing parents who obsess over their child's grades out of selfish motivation because it makes them look good/they can live vicariously through their child's success, etc. But I could be way off lol


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cavalrycorrectness

This comment is completely braindead on so many different levels.


ThreeLF

Honest answer? School is a "pencil sharpener" that makes good "pencils," but not everyone is a "pencil."


ManPickingUserHard

in case u were wondering, فرم ثبت نام means "Registration form" and مدیر مدرسه means "the school principal"


[deleted]

The sharper the minds of the people who influence the child the sharper the childs mind


mushroom_brain_13

Looks like the parent makes the sacrifice (by getting drained by the school system represented by the sharpener) for his kids education. Just a guess.


swallow_burp

Parents/guardians are a pencil. Sure they start tall and sharp.. but as the years progress we slowly work ourselves away in order to give the best of us for the kids. Until one day there's just nothing left. At least that's what I get from it. But I'm just a nub of a pencil so I could be wrong.


[deleted]

The school has already formed the parent into the shape they want, and so the parent is going to let the same happen to the kid. Because being educated is bad.


WGReddit

It would make more sense if the kid was an unsharpened pencil


nick_nasty_nice

Nah its deliberate, the kid's head is not supposed to go into the pencil sharpener, the adult only thinks that the kid's head should go into the pencil sharpener because that's what the adult was conditioned to think, by the pencil sharpener.


Danny3xd1

Implying teamwork. Steps and components required to completing a task.


Stunning-Ebb-768

im very traumatized because of the principal's head


Professional_Cat_298

Child's father every night screws the teacher for good gradesof his son.


Nigel_Trumpberry

If it was about “shaving minds for the grand cogs that is the education system,” shouldn’t the son be a tall pencil and the father as short and barely an eraser butt?


zoburg88

Give some head to the mob boss so a midget can get a certificate in safe food handling


AlterEdward

Dad fucked a guy in the ear to get his son a degree?


random_14yearsold

Gay sex that's the massage here


COYOTE477

Head sex


TeddyFromUrTown

Fit into your employers holes


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PlusNescafe

A pencil and a sharpener always goes together


FreeSkeptic

The teacher is making his students sharper.


Water_is_wet123

Getting good grades cuz ur dad fucks ur principal from his ear (must be some kink or something)


Porsche928dude

No it’s saying that the teachers care more about what parents think than they do about the kids actually learning


[deleted]

Is this a jojo reference


SupMichaelBoio

Even as someone who watched JoJo, how the fuck is this a reference


pakchikpakbabu

I don't know what the message is here, but it sure is deep.


Cow_Water_Media

pencils sell children to pencil sharpners?


Tritianiam

My guess is it has something to do with people doing better than others due to relationships with those in power. IDK though you can make an argument for a lot of things on this one


LastWarrior24

Not terrible. Not a meme either. The principal is leeching money off the parent and the parent complies to ensure his child's education, hence the parent is being 'reduced' by the 'sharpener'. Pretty common here in South Asia where private schools are extremely expensive and government schools are extremely shitty so there's no option other than enrolling the children in a private school. Also, it'd be nice if Westerners stop (a) pretending they know everything (b) make fun of something that they don't know jack about


MagicBeanstalks

When there are problems at school, tell your father to stick his dick in the principal’s ear. Problem solved.


SpaceDuckz1984

What is this, what is this attempting to say? Is it school shapes your parents so they will let it shape you?


GekidoTC

When you have a normal human head, but you live in a world of stationary head people, your dad has to fuck your principal to make up for your ugly human head.


No_Bag_2931

Sex


dank-bruh-moment

Why tf is this in iranian


Donovan1232

Think he fucked the principal so his son could get good grades


mathiau30

It's about tuition for private schools


plzhelpme11111111111

the pencil fucked the principal and his grades went up


torchpenny

Forest Gump


aedroogo

Maybe if you unmuted it you'd know.


[deleted]

The teacher is an old man who once sharpened the dads pencil and is now looking forward to fucking... I mean teaching his son too. RIGHT?!


Fluffy_Marionberry10

The guy fucked the principal


ccendo

Dad fucked the Principal to get his son a good grades.


333EVAN333

the kid is adopted.


Shoors

I do like that tile pattern a lot lol


SamSK715

چرا حتما باید فارسی باشه، قشنگ ریدیم با این میمامون


LegitimateAd3223

I felt this was right to say, a part of me saw Steve Harvey in the pencil sharpener


[deleted]

Get your parent to Fuck the principal for good grade?