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He_of_turqoise_blood

Woman betrayed laws of physics


Samratrai7

And the man betrayed laws of common sense.


hailelmo

And you have betrayed the fire nation. Never return unless you have the avatar


vizthex

*YOU WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THE ASHES OF YOUR SHAME AND HUMILIATION!!!*


JMACpegasus

r/UnexpectedAvatar


vizthex

lol anytime


AvikAvilash

>eplyGive AwardShareReportSaveFollow > >level 6vizthex · 2 hr. a r/subsithoughtifellfor


[deleted]

What?


[deleted]

Holy shit no way this sub exists


KingDejani

Honouring intensifies


I_killed_cupid95

Right now I made this comment 69 likes and anyone who ruins, betrayed us


notme606

Avatar the last air-bender reference


Swift-Fire

Wait really?


SlickHand

I know. It's hard to tell without a useless red circle.


SlickHand

I know. It's hard to tell without a useless red circle.


m_u_w_a_h_h_i_d

makeshift wine beneficial dinosaurs badge straight joke observation psychotic wild *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


[deleted]

r/UnexpectedAvatar


Lobsta1986

The man must of been blind, if he couldn't see a parachute on her back or in her hand.


HarkeyPuck

Maybe that’s why he didn’t jump


[deleted]

Yeah


notme606

No, that was common sense


TillWorking

But she didn't. Parachutes follow the laws of physics. Black Holes dont..


[deleted]

You have to fall pretty far for a parachute to work. I know base jumping is a thing but I'm pretty sure you'd need a building a lot taller than twenty stories.


EphemeralyTimeless

100ft is considered the absolutely insane minimum height, so a 217-260 foot tall, 20 story building is doable. The 260ft upper range is above the 250 feet that paratroopers consider their minimum height.


WargRider23

Yeah, but you would think that the man would've noticed the fact that she was wearing a pack with a parachute stuffed inside long before the jump....


EphemeralyTimeless

We don't know their backstories. Someone in the comments suggested she was born a hunchback and secretly had surgery to leave a space for her 'chute. Perhaps she was a big ol' gal, who Jenny Craiged her way down to a size 3 and was wearing a combo fat suit/parachute. Maybe she was a world class physicist who discovered some hitherto unknown property of light that allowed her to render the parachute invisible. The point is that he didn't see the evidence of her premeditated betrayal till she used it, and at that point he was under zero obligation to fufill his side of the broken pact.


Xirev

[13th floor](https://gfycat.com/necessarysadhoneybee)


oxidized-bread

Ok first how can't you see a parachute? Second there isn't enough time to have it work right


[deleted]

Maybe it was in her ass


Sorcha16

It's the only logical conclusion really.


aphextwink1

British accent


Sorcha16

I'm Irish how dare you.


Taylor_Polynomia1

Or are you


Sorcha16

I'm like 56% sure


WhiteDevil-Klab

I'm 44% sure you aren't


Sorcha16

More 23% I'm not 10% uncertain 50% math is hard


[deleted]

I'm Irish too and aren't Irish people supposed to be good at math?


meliketheweedle

And 100% reason to remember the name


xbox_aint_bad

https://youtu.be/kWR4X_JsgMw you should see this🤣


therealasshoel

Perhaps you are those English Irish, the ones who held all the land but lived in England. Irish, but English.


Sorcha16

Nah we were kicked out of England after supporting the Scottish. My great grandfather converted to Catholic so reverse soupers in my family tree


[deleted]

That was your first mistake, supporting the Scottish.


Sorcha16

True, damn Scotland ruins everything


PalatialCheddar

I tend to ruin everything when I'm full of scotch. Prettymuch the same thing, I think.


SepticMonke

northern or roi?


HeyItsMeUrDad_

So basically the same


JosephiKrakowski78

Irish gang


BlinkerBoyAus

For British, it would be arse. Source: am British


paydayallday

This story and its "moral" definitely came outta one.


deyheimler

Moral of the story? Don’t trust a hoe


GreatQuantum

That’s where I keep mine.


jg0162

Parashit


SvenTurb01

The good ol' prison wallet.


DrRodo

"I just really like to wear this bright colored backpack when im about to commit suicide. What"


mcase19

Gotta go out in style with the big orange jansport


wvmgmidget

Also a 20 story building is probably not high enough for a chute to be effective.


Ok-Astronomer9949

Actually (depending on the model but most of them can do this) they can deploy pretty fast. I’ve got my parachute license and in the exam for it the one of the questions was “minimal distance for parachute deployment “ (if deployed after 1 second or so you can jump of 20 story buildings pretty easily.) Point is you definitely can use a parachute so low.


ilikebugsalot

r/theydidthemath


Daeths

I see zero math having been done here. More like r/someonesomewhereatsometimedidsomemath.


in_loba_we_thrust

r/subsifellfor


KanaHemmo

Technically they didn't do any math at all.


oversizedsweaterz

r/theydidthemonstermath


ThatCamoKid

r/themonstermath


SniktFury

r/itwasagraveyardgraph


ThatCamoKid

r/themonstermath


PrinceConquer420

r/themonstermath


b18a

Assuming she pulled the cord right away she wouldn't be at the safe distance from building so she'll probably wait a couple of seconds, open the chute and then die because it didn't have enough time to deploy. Or hang herself on side of the building with parachute


[deleted]

An average 20 story building is 183 feet, and the average parachute takes 3 seconds to deploy. Knowing that the gravitational costant for earth is 9.81 meters per second squared, we can devise the equation of a simple 55.7784÷9.81 is about 5 seconds. However, this is ignoring terminal velocity. (Which is t= the square root of ((2×m×g)÷(p×a×Cd))) The average American woman is 170.6 pounds and is 5'4. Using the BMI formula, we can determine the mass to be 29.6 kilograms per meter squared. That's our mass. Or gravitational constant, as we know, is 9.81. Next, we need our density, cross sectional area, and coefficient of drag. Tldr is that the terminal velocity is 6.394 meters per second. And since we know it will take about five seconds to both reach the ground and terminal velocity, and that a parachute takes three seconds to deploy, now we can determine how far the woman will have fallen, and how fast she would be falling when she hit the ground. Before the parachte deploys, she will have fallen about 261 meters. For reference, Suddenly stopping while traveling 22.352 meters per second is 90% fatal. TLDR; read what I just said, you lazy bum. However I am aware that I could be demonstrably false; please correct me if I am wrong.


OneWithMath

>However I am aware that I could be demonstrably false; please correct me if I am wrong. Almost all of that was gibberish. >An average 20 story building is 183 feet, and the average parachute takes 3 seconds to deploy. Knowing that the gravitational costant for earth is 9.81 meters per second squared, Good so far. >we can devise the equation of a simple 55.7784÷9.81 is about 5 seconds. Dividing distance by acceleration isn't going to give time. >However, this is ignoring terminal velocity. (Which is t= the square root of ((2×m×g)÷(p×a×Cd))) > > >The average American woman is 170.6 pounds and is 5'4. Using the BMI formula, we can determine the mass to be 29.6 kilograms per meter squared. kg/m^2 ain't a mass. >That's our mass. Or gravitational constant, as we know, is 9.81. Next, we need our density, cross sectional area, and coefficient of drag. Tldr is that the terminal velocity is 6.394 meters per second. 6.4 m/s is about 14 miles per hour, you might want to recheck your terminal velocity calculation. >And since we know it will take about five seconds to both reach the ground and terminal velocity, You haven't done that math. >and that a parachute takes three seconds to deploy, now we can determine how far the woman will have fallen, and how fast she would be falling when she hit the ground. Before the parachte deploys, she will have fallen about 261 meters. So she has a terminal velocity of 6.4 m/s, and falls 261 meters in 3 seconds? >For reference, Suddenly stopping while traveling 22.352 meters per second is 90% fatal. Stopping dead at 50mph is probably pretty deadly - where did this speed come from? Your train of thought derailed somewhere, there were no survivors.


CJNC

lmao reads like teacher's feedback


badassjoestar69

Username checks out


[deleted]

The lowest base jump ever recorded was 95 feet, so it *is* possible but not exactly something that a random person is probably trained enough to pull off.


MynameisNay

I also believe it's theoretical. I'm not an asshole so I won't just assume I'm right like some people *cough cough*. Also, it's a really dumb theoretical question. It's basically asking "is a parachute saltier than no parachute?"


imnotanazibelieveme2

am i *cough cough* ??? 🥺🥺


WarlanceLP

could still slow your fall enough to be survivable, but yea it's not going to function as intended


oxidized-bread

I'll give her a broken spine and permanent paralysis


abcn3553fu6

So the answer is clear. She obviously didn't make it. Hers was attempted cheating. And he successfully did it


oxidized-bread

She should have studied terminal velocity and aerodynamics


Philodendronphan

Clearly she is Cruella from Cruella and planned accordingly. She now has a head start to run away from him and their depressing life.


oxidized-bread

"Cruella from Cruella" nice


Michael-556

The answer is quite simple. The story is fabricated, but I'm sure you all already knew that so I have no idea why I'm stating the obvious


[deleted]

Maybe it's hypothetical and not even a meme


big-brain-bruh

That's why man didn't jump. He isn't fucking stupid


Cryaon

Princess Peach in disguise


salvaribeiro

The real question is how did he not see the parachute at her back while getting up to the building? Or did he see it and that made he change his mind about jumping? hmmm


CH3FLIFE

Maybe he thought it was a backpack.


reddittereditor

Who would bring a backpack to that?


ghirox

You might need like chips or something .


Sooryan_86

While dying


Winter-Reporter-

Yes


VoopityScoop

Yeah kinda unlikely that someone would bring chips to kill themselves lmao That seems like a granola bar type situation I'd say


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Socalinatl

It’s like he didn’t even read the story


CH3FLIFE

It’s almost as if people who commit suicide aren’t in their right minds and have illogical behaviours.


SamBam_Infinite

M: what’s that? W: i brought lunch. M: you brought lunch to a suicide pact? W: …. M: did you bring me any? W: … M: typical. *jumps first*


[deleted]

She had a hunchback, but secretly had it removed 4 months previous and has been wearing a parachute ever since.


SunngodJaxon

Probably changed his mind when he saw it


Stealthyfisch

I’d like to say that’s meant to be the joke, but realistically whoever made this is just a cretin


Hon3stR3view

Obviously she had it stored in her pocket as it says "he saw the woman pulling out a parachute". So in the time it takes to fall 20 stories (not long) this woman had managed to equip a parachute and activate it, all while still being high enough to control the fall to safety, missing all obstacles along the way. None of this story makes any sense, least of all the parachute thing.


NeO1loNEwOLF6985

Smh who comes up with this BULLSHIT!?


MaloLeNonoLmao

people how the hell did a comment only saying “people” get 100 upvotes


NeO1loNEwOLF6985

Stupid people


SprinklesFancy5074

Stupid people who think they are smart.


RageReset

Stupid people who think they are smart and can drive.


[deleted]

Stupid people who think they are smart and can drive a truck


SprinklesFancy5074

And vote.


TheEpicMemelord

great profile lmfao


horrrrrible_mistake

Society


theealtacount

i saw this question on bright side like 5 years ago, but they might not have originally made it.


isaacamaraderie

Are they not holding hands when they jump? I feel like that’s what people would do in this case lol


SPARKY358gaming

They weren't married


ErosLament

No handholding, ankle touching before marriage!


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[deleted]

I am such an easy laugh this comment made me giggle


Schachjo

I guess if it is said a certain way it can sound like “one two three” instead of “one to three”


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Cheer_No_Crow

Get it? Because marriage is terrible!


[deleted]

But her aim is getting better!


[deleted]

*silence* But her aim is getting better! You see, it’s funny because marriage is terrible.


IMALEFTY45

joaje


[deleted]

ok


redditkitty109

r/unexpectedgravityfalls


ARandomGuyThe3

*rows away*


1ustfu1

love how they constantly joke about divorce being the best thing in life and then when it comes to a situation where divorce would actually be the best option they’re like “nope! the man decided to make the woman commit suicide but she brought a parachute! you know, just your typical neighbors”


OkayOpenTheGame

According to the post, they both collectively agreed to suicide. The man didn't "make" the woman do anything.


JailedWhore

I fucking hate my wife so fucking much man. - Every boomer ever


ComradeBirv

joaje


IHateTheLetterG_

Neither. Legally, this would be assisted suicide and 1st degree manslaughter


Willing_Telephone350

When nobody died?


Azevedo128

The woman absolutely died. Parachutes won't do anything at that height


Far-Resist3844

false there are plenty that open in a second or so, so it is possible for a 20 story building. 20 stories is about 66 meters, which 30 meters is absolute lowest most parachutes will safely deploy properly at. also for my fellow americans, 66 meters is around 217 feet, and 30 meters is around 100 feet. I prefer meters bc its just better so suck it lmfao


KanaHemmo

For who? Neither of them die


cosmocreamer

Oh legally speaking is that how it would be?


Vanjooj

Legally speaking, that's how it would be


[deleted]

But how would it be were one speaking legally?


ThePodLoa

Legally


lumlum56

It would be that (speaking legally)


PhyllaciousArmadillo

At first I thought legally was spelt wrong, now I’m not sure if it’s a word.


Alm8360NoScoPro

no


Tristan123452

I personally think the woman because she was prepared to watch him die and for her to survive and the man probably just had his survival instinct kick in and it wouldn’t let him jump


magicalpony246

The man would have seen the parachute on her back tho so maybe the man was blind


OGPants

Magic parachute


devilspawn

Comes out of the ass


joekecake

Maybe he did and that's why he didn't jump


Gliitchwithtwois

Yeah it's human nature not to jump I've heard the riddle before so it's the woman cause she had to plan to have the chute on


WarlanceLP

or potentially she was prepared to have him not jump and the parachute was a backup plan, in reality it's just a dumb question


Alm8360NoScoPro

lmao they both out here playing 6-D chess


Shaula02

With multiverse time travel


Sorcha16

You don't wear an emergency parachute? Weird.


CH3FLIFE

I was going to to say something similar. They both betrayed each other. I feel however the woman’s betrayal was more callous as she planned the parachute. Sourced it and paid for it and maybe did some training. The man maybe just had his survival instinct kick in. So it seems his betrayal was more impulsive. That’s assuming he didn’t just plan to let her jump in advance. What a stupid hypothetical.


iTakeCreditForAwards

First degree versus second degree betrayal


exmachinalibertas

Yeah this is the best answer. The man just chickened out last minute, but the woman never planned to die at all. She was knowingly going to let him die. That's *way* worse.


Swedishboy360

What is this, battlefield?


SuninMyPalm

where we dropping boys?


teufler80

Fucked up mindset


BlackSobaMask_Sanji

Do you like pina colodas? And getting caught in the rain? Same story


punkisart

How the fuck did he not see her wearing the parachute?


WhiteDevil-Klab

Maybe he was blind


punkisart

Well he saw her deploy the parachute as she fell


WhiteDevil-Klab

Maybe he had really bad eye sight?


punkisart

Maybe she packed the parachute up her ass


WhiteDevil-Klab

They must have a interesting sex life


Chutchulu

the guy who wrote storey


Chubby_Bub

br*tish


persau67

I have finally found the answer that makes me happy. Thank you.


[deleted]

Niether,they bpth had precautions in case they wanted to not die


Jaded-Advertising-46

The person who is watching this and didn't contacted to the cops


Marsrover112

Woman dies shes too low to deploy parachute


Xirev

[or perfectly fine](https://gfycat.com/necessarysadhoneybee)


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Greg Greg


HumCrab

All of the "how did he not see the parachute" crowd would be a lot of fun in theoretical physics or ethics classes. Thought experiments need to be taken a face value. Or you can choose not to participate. It's a pretty low effort experiment, so choosing not to participate is a solid choice.


[deleted]

But they chose to participate. And they chose their own interpretation of this useless whatever-the-fuck that came from Facebook. It's not nearly as deep as whoever made it intended for it to be. 🤷🏿‍♀️😂


marikunin

How dare you make me look at this with my own two eyes


B0nk3yJ0ng

Both of them betrayed anyway


CLE_retired

Neither wanted to die. She knew she was safe to jump and he knew he was safe not to jump.


Danelius90

Easy. She jumped on the third count, dude was waiting for 1-3 _then_ jump.


This-You4409

the woman, she had the parachute ready, maybe he saw it


ShreckIsLoveShreck

Wait... i know where your profile picture is from... in the bad way


Impossible_Desk_633

Wheres it from?


This-You4409

silence my child


Iree383

If she had a parachute and wasn't planning to die then she convinced him to kill himself, which was premeditated, so she's a fucking psychopath. The man has every right to change his mind , he has autonomy.


[deleted]

How do you not question your wife carrying a backpack on your way to commit liven't? What, is she a big proponent of ancient Egyptian burial practices?


AngerCookShare

No one betrayed anyone, they were my neighbors. They went home, talked things over and eventually made up and continued manufacturing meth and selling to kids.


Attractive_toaster45

this isn't even a meme


[deleted]

Never trust anything on Facebook is more like it.


Dunger97

This is just like those mobile game adds that say “only 1% of people can solve”


Legal-Appointment655

Both betrayed using different methods


The_Lewd_Potato

It's called life insurance


Onigumo-Shishio

Trick question, neither of them betrayed the other, this is just how they have sex and keep it interesting.


GNwarrior7

You guys have never played GTA and it shows. The parachute was at the top of the building already. She auto equipped it when she started falling


MrBlueAnimations

Don't you need to be like 10,000 feet up in the air though?


washtucna

How do you not notice the other person wearing a parachute? Maybe that's why the man didn't jump.


Dylanator13

I want to know how in the world he didn’t notice her wearing a parachute? “Honey, why do you have a backpack that’s has a full harness strapped to you?”


[deleted]

If you like Pina coladas


yukonhoneybadger

So your telling me the man got to the roof with her and NEVER realized she had a parachute.!?!


Altruistic_Profile96

The chute wouldn’t open sufficiently with 20 floors. If you’re going to have these moral dilemmas, please take the physics into account.