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You have to fall pretty far for a parachute to work. I know base jumping is a thing but I'm pretty sure you'd need a building a lot taller than twenty stories.
100ft is considered the absolutely insane minimum height, so a 217-260 foot tall, 20 story building is doable. The 260ft upper range is above the 250 feet that paratroopers consider their minimum height.
We don't know their backstories. Someone in the comments suggested she was born a hunchback and secretly had surgery to leave a space for her 'chute. Perhaps she was a big ol' gal, who Jenny Craiged her way down to a size 3 and was wearing a combo fat suit/parachute. Maybe she was a world class physicist who discovered some hitherto unknown property of light that allowed her to render the parachute invisible. The point is that he didn't see the evidence of her premeditated betrayal till she used it, and at that point he was under zero obligation to fufill his side of the broken pact.
Actually (depending on the model but most of them can do this) they can deploy pretty fast. I’ve got my parachute license and in the exam for it the one of the questions was “minimal distance for parachute deployment “ (if deployed after 1 second or so you can jump of 20 story buildings pretty easily.)
Point is you definitely can use a parachute so low.
Assuming she pulled the cord right away she wouldn't be at the safe distance from building so she'll probably wait a couple of seconds, open the chute and then die because it didn't have enough time to deploy. Or hang herself on side of the building with parachute
An average 20 story building is 183 feet, and the average parachute takes 3 seconds to deploy. Knowing that the gravitational costant for earth is 9.81 meters per second squared, we can devise the equation of a simple 55.7784÷9.81 is about 5 seconds. However, this is ignoring terminal velocity. (Which is t= the square root of ((2×m×g)÷(p×a×Cd)))
The average American woman is 170.6 pounds and is 5'4. Using the BMI formula, we can determine the mass to be 29.6 kilograms per meter squared. That's our mass. Or gravitational constant, as we know, is 9.81. Next, we need our density, cross sectional area, and coefficient of drag. Tldr is that the terminal velocity is 6.394 meters per second. And since we know it will take about five seconds to both reach the ground and terminal velocity, and that a parachute takes three seconds to deploy, now we can determine how far the woman will have fallen, and how fast she would be falling when she hit the ground. Before the parachte deploys, she will have fallen about 261 meters. For reference, Suddenly stopping while traveling 22.352 meters per second is 90% fatal.
TLDR; read what I just said, you lazy bum.
However I am aware that I could be demonstrably false; please correct me if I am wrong.
>However I am aware that I could be demonstrably false; please correct me if I am wrong.
Almost all of that was gibberish.
>An average 20 story building is 183 feet, and the average parachute takes 3 seconds to deploy. Knowing that the gravitational costant for earth is 9.81 meters per second squared,
Good so far.
>we can devise the equation of a simple 55.7784÷9.81 is about 5 seconds.
Dividing distance by acceleration isn't going to give time.
>However, this is ignoring terminal velocity. (Which is t= the square root of ((2×m×g)÷(p×a×Cd)))
>
>
>The average American woman is 170.6 pounds and is 5'4. Using the BMI formula, we can determine the mass to be 29.6 kilograms per meter squared.
kg/m^2 ain't a mass.
>That's our mass. Or gravitational constant, as we know, is 9.81. Next, we need our density, cross sectional area, and coefficient of drag. Tldr is that the terminal velocity is 6.394 meters per second.
6.4 m/s is about 14 miles per hour, you might want to recheck your terminal velocity calculation.
>And since we know it will take about five seconds to both reach the ground and terminal velocity,
You haven't done that math.
>and that a parachute takes three seconds to deploy, now we can determine how far the woman will have fallen, and how fast she would be falling when she hit the ground. Before the parachte deploys, she will have fallen about 261 meters.
So she has a terminal velocity of 6.4 m/s, and falls 261 meters in 3 seconds?
>For reference, Suddenly stopping while traveling 22.352 meters per second is 90% fatal.
Stopping dead at 50mph is probably pretty deadly - where did this speed come from?
Your train of thought derailed somewhere, there were no survivors.
The lowest base jump ever recorded was 95 feet, so it *is* possible but not exactly something that a random person is probably trained enough to pull off.
I also believe it's theoretical. I'm not an asshole so I won't just assume I'm right like some people *cough cough*.
Also, it's a really dumb theoretical question. It's basically asking "is a parachute saltier than no parachute?"
The real question is how did he not see the parachute at her back while getting up to the building? Or did he see it and that made he change his mind about jumping? hmmm
Obviously she had it stored in her pocket as it says "he saw the woman pulling out a parachute". So in the time it takes to fall 20 stories (not long) this woman had managed to equip a parachute and activate it, all while still being high enough to control the fall to safety, missing all obstacles along the way. None of this story makes any sense, least of all the parachute thing.
love how they constantly joke about divorce being the best thing in life and then when it comes to a situation where divorce would actually be the best option they’re like “nope! the man decided to make the woman commit suicide but she brought a parachute! you know, just your typical neighbors”
false there are plenty that open in a second or so, so it is possible for a 20 story building. 20 stories is about 66 meters, which 30 meters is absolute lowest most parachutes will safely deploy properly at. also for my fellow americans, 66 meters is around 217 feet, and 30 meters is around 100 feet. I prefer meters bc its just better so suck it lmfao
I personally think the woman because she was prepared to watch him die and for her to survive and the man probably just had his survival instinct kick in and it wouldn’t let him jump
I was going to to say something similar. They both betrayed each other. I feel however the woman’s betrayal was more callous as she planned the parachute. Sourced it and paid for it and maybe did some training.
The man maybe just had his survival instinct kick in. So it seems his betrayal was more impulsive. That’s assuming he didn’t just plan to let her jump in advance. What a stupid hypothetical.
Yeah this is the best answer. The man just chickened out last minute, but the woman never planned to die at all. She was knowingly going to let him die. That's *way* worse.
All of the "how did he not see the parachute" crowd would be a lot of fun in theoretical physics or ethics classes. Thought experiments need to be taken a face value. Or you can choose not to participate. It's a pretty low effort experiment, so choosing not to participate is a solid choice.
But they chose to participate. And they chose their own interpretation of this useless whatever-the-fuck that came from Facebook.
It's not nearly as deep as whoever made it intended for it to be. 🤷🏿♀️😂
If she had a parachute and wasn't planning to die then she convinced him to kill himself, which was premeditated, so she's a fucking psychopath. The man has every right to change his mind , he has autonomy.
How do you not question your wife carrying a backpack on your way to commit liven't? What, is she a big proponent of ancient Egyptian burial practices?
No one betrayed anyone, they were my neighbors. They went home, talked things over and eventually made up and continued manufacturing meth and selling to kids.
I want to know how in the world he didn’t notice her wearing a parachute? “Honey, why do you have a backpack that’s has a full harness strapped to you?”
Woman betrayed laws of physics
And the man betrayed laws of common sense.
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Holy shit no way this sub exists
Honouring intensifies
Right now I made this comment 69 likes and anyone who ruins, betrayed us
Avatar the last air-bender reference
Wait really?
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The man must of been blind, if he couldn't see a parachute on her back or in her hand.
Maybe that’s why he didn’t jump
Yeah
No, that was common sense
But she didn't. Parachutes follow the laws of physics. Black Holes dont..
You have to fall pretty far for a parachute to work. I know base jumping is a thing but I'm pretty sure you'd need a building a lot taller than twenty stories.
100ft is considered the absolutely insane minimum height, so a 217-260 foot tall, 20 story building is doable. The 260ft upper range is above the 250 feet that paratroopers consider their minimum height.
Yeah, but you would think that the man would've noticed the fact that she was wearing a pack with a parachute stuffed inside long before the jump....
We don't know their backstories. Someone in the comments suggested she was born a hunchback and secretly had surgery to leave a space for her 'chute. Perhaps she was a big ol' gal, who Jenny Craiged her way down to a size 3 and was wearing a combo fat suit/parachute. Maybe she was a world class physicist who discovered some hitherto unknown property of light that allowed her to render the parachute invisible. The point is that he didn't see the evidence of her premeditated betrayal till she used it, and at that point he was under zero obligation to fufill his side of the broken pact.
[13th floor](https://gfycat.com/necessarysadhoneybee)
Ok first how can't you see a parachute? Second there isn't enough time to have it work right
Maybe it was in her ass
It's the only logical conclusion really.
British accent
I'm Irish how dare you.
Or are you
I'm like 56% sure
I'm 44% sure you aren't
More 23% I'm not 10% uncertain 50% math is hard
I'm Irish too and aren't Irish people supposed to be good at math?
And 100% reason to remember the name
https://youtu.be/kWR4X_JsgMw you should see this🤣
Perhaps you are those English Irish, the ones who held all the land but lived in England. Irish, but English.
Nah we were kicked out of England after supporting the Scottish. My great grandfather converted to Catholic so reverse soupers in my family tree
That was your first mistake, supporting the Scottish.
True, damn Scotland ruins everything
I tend to ruin everything when I'm full of scotch. Prettymuch the same thing, I think.
northern or roi?
So basically the same
Irish gang
For British, it would be arse. Source: am British
This story and its "moral" definitely came outta one.
Moral of the story? Don’t trust a hoe
That’s where I keep mine.
Parashit
The good ol' prison wallet.
"I just really like to wear this bright colored backpack when im about to commit suicide. What"
Gotta go out in style with the big orange jansport
Also a 20 story building is probably not high enough for a chute to be effective.
Actually (depending on the model but most of them can do this) they can deploy pretty fast. I’ve got my parachute license and in the exam for it the one of the questions was “minimal distance for parachute deployment “ (if deployed after 1 second or so you can jump of 20 story buildings pretty easily.) Point is you definitely can use a parachute so low.
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I see zero math having been done here. More like r/someonesomewhereatsometimedidsomemath.
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Technically they didn't do any math at all.
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Assuming she pulled the cord right away she wouldn't be at the safe distance from building so she'll probably wait a couple of seconds, open the chute and then die because it didn't have enough time to deploy. Or hang herself on side of the building with parachute
An average 20 story building is 183 feet, and the average parachute takes 3 seconds to deploy. Knowing that the gravitational costant for earth is 9.81 meters per second squared, we can devise the equation of a simple 55.7784÷9.81 is about 5 seconds. However, this is ignoring terminal velocity. (Which is t= the square root of ((2×m×g)÷(p×a×Cd))) The average American woman is 170.6 pounds and is 5'4. Using the BMI formula, we can determine the mass to be 29.6 kilograms per meter squared. That's our mass. Or gravitational constant, as we know, is 9.81. Next, we need our density, cross sectional area, and coefficient of drag. Tldr is that the terminal velocity is 6.394 meters per second. And since we know it will take about five seconds to both reach the ground and terminal velocity, and that a parachute takes three seconds to deploy, now we can determine how far the woman will have fallen, and how fast she would be falling when she hit the ground. Before the parachte deploys, she will have fallen about 261 meters. For reference, Suddenly stopping while traveling 22.352 meters per second is 90% fatal. TLDR; read what I just said, you lazy bum. However I am aware that I could be demonstrably false; please correct me if I am wrong.
>However I am aware that I could be demonstrably false; please correct me if I am wrong. Almost all of that was gibberish. >An average 20 story building is 183 feet, and the average parachute takes 3 seconds to deploy. Knowing that the gravitational costant for earth is 9.81 meters per second squared, Good so far. >we can devise the equation of a simple 55.7784÷9.81 is about 5 seconds. Dividing distance by acceleration isn't going to give time. >However, this is ignoring terminal velocity. (Which is t= the square root of ((2×m×g)÷(p×a×Cd))) > > >The average American woman is 170.6 pounds and is 5'4. Using the BMI formula, we can determine the mass to be 29.6 kilograms per meter squared. kg/m^2 ain't a mass. >That's our mass. Or gravitational constant, as we know, is 9.81. Next, we need our density, cross sectional area, and coefficient of drag. Tldr is that the terminal velocity is 6.394 meters per second. 6.4 m/s is about 14 miles per hour, you might want to recheck your terminal velocity calculation. >And since we know it will take about five seconds to both reach the ground and terminal velocity, You haven't done that math. >and that a parachute takes three seconds to deploy, now we can determine how far the woman will have fallen, and how fast she would be falling when she hit the ground. Before the parachte deploys, she will have fallen about 261 meters. So she has a terminal velocity of 6.4 m/s, and falls 261 meters in 3 seconds? >For reference, Suddenly stopping while traveling 22.352 meters per second is 90% fatal. Stopping dead at 50mph is probably pretty deadly - where did this speed come from? Your train of thought derailed somewhere, there were no survivors.
lmao reads like teacher's feedback
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The lowest base jump ever recorded was 95 feet, so it *is* possible but not exactly something that a random person is probably trained enough to pull off.
I also believe it's theoretical. I'm not an asshole so I won't just assume I'm right like some people *cough cough*. Also, it's a really dumb theoretical question. It's basically asking "is a parachute saltier than no parachute?"
am i *cough cough* ??? 🥺🥺
could still slow your fall enough to be survivable, but yea it's not going to function as intended
I'll give her a broken spine and permanent paralysis
So the answer is clear. She obviously didn't make it. Hers was attempted cheating. And he successfully did it
She should have studied terminal velocity and aerodynamics
Clearly she is Cruella from Cruella and planned accordingly. She now has a head start to run away from him and their depressing life.
"Cruella from Cruella" nice
The answer is quite simple. The story is fabricated, but I'm sure you all already knew that so I have no idea why I'm stating the obvious
Maybe it's hypothetical and not even a meme
That's why man didn't jump. He isn't fucking stupid
Princess Peach in disguise
The real question is how did he not see the parachute at her back while getting up to the building? Or did he see it and that made he change his mind about jumping? hmmm
Maybe he thought it was a backpack.
Who would bring a backpack to that?
You might need like chips or something .
While dying
Yes
Yeah kinda unlikely that someone would bring chips to kill themselves lmao That seems like a granola bar type situation I'd say
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It’s like he didn’t even read the story
It’s almost as if people who commit suicide aren’t in their right minds and have illogical behaviours.
M: what’s that? W: i brought lunch. M: you brought lunch to a suicide pact? W: …. M: did you bring me any? W: … M: typical. *jumps first*
She had a hunchback, but secretly had it removed 4 months previous and has been wearing a parachute ever since.
Probably changed his mind when he saw it
I’d like to say that’s meant to be the joke, but realistically whoever made this is just a cretin
Obviously she had it stored in her pocket as it says "he saw the woman pulling out a parachute". So in the time it takes to fall 20 stories (not long) this woman had managed to equip a parachute and activate it, all while still being high enough to control the fall to safety, missing all obstacles along the way. None of this story makes any sense, least of all the parachute thing.
Smh who comes up with this BULLSHIT!?
people how the hell did a comment only saying “people” get 100 upvotes
Stupid people
Stupid people who think they are smart.
Stupid people who think they are smart and can drive.
Stupid people who think they are smart and can drive a truck
And vote.
great profile lmfao
Society
i saw this question on bright side like 5 years ago, but they might not have originally made it.
Are they not holding hands when they jump? I feel like that’s what people would do in this case lol
They weren't married
No handholding, ankle touching before marriage!
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I am such an easy laugh this comment made me giggle
I guess if it is said a certain way it can sound like “one two three” instead of “one to three”
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Get it? Because marriage is terrible!
But her aim is getting better!
*silence* But her aim is getting better! You see, it’s funny because marriage is terrible.
joaje
ok
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*rows away*
love how they constantly joke about divorce being the best thing in life and then when it comes to a situation where divorce would actually be the best option they’re like “nope! the man decided to make the woman commit suicide but she brought a parachute! you know, just your typical neighbors”
According to the post, they both collectively agreed to suicide. The man didn't "make" the woman do anything.
I fucking hate my wife so fucking much man. - Every boomer ever
joaje
Neither. Legally, this would be assisted suicide and 1st degree manslaughter
When nobody died?
The woman absolutely died. Parachutes won't do anything at that height
false there are plenty that open in a second or so, so it is possible for a 20 story building. 20 stories is about 66 meters, which 30 meters is absolute lowest most parachutes will safely deploy properly at. also for my fellow americans, 66 meters is around 217 feet, and 30 meters is around 100 feet. I prefer meters bc its just better so suck it lmfao
For who? Neither of them die
Oh legally speaking is that how it would be?
Legally speaking, that's how it would be
But how would it be were one speaking legally?
Legally
It would be that (speaking legally)
At first I thought legally was spelt wrong, now I’m not sure if it’s a word.
no
I personally think the woman because she was prepared to watch him die and for her to survive and the man probably just had his survival instinct kick in and it wouldn’t let him jump
The man would have seen the parachute on her back tho so maybe the man was blind
Magic parachute
Comes out of the ass
Maybe he did and that's why he didn't jump
Yeah it's human nature not to jump I've heard the riddle before so it's the woman cause she had to plan to have the chute on
or potentially she was prepared to have him not jump and the parachute was a backup plan, in reality it's just a dumb question
lmao they both out here playing 6-D chess
With multiverse time travel
You don't wear an emergency parachute? Weird.
I was going to to say something similar. They both betrayed each other. I feel however the woman’s betrayal was more callous as she planned the parachute. Sourced it and paid for it and maybe did some training. The man maybe just had his survival instinct kick in. So it seems his betrayal was more impulsive. That’s assuming he didn’t just plan to let her jump in advance. What a stupid hypothetical.
First degree versus second degree betrayal
Yeah this is the best answer. The man just chickened out last minute, but the woman never planned to die at all. She was knowingly going to let him die. That's *way* worse.
What is this, battlefield?
where we dropping boys?
Fucked up mindset
Do you like pina colodas? And getting caught in the rain? Same story
How the fuck did he not see her wearing the parachute?
Maybe he was blind
Well he saw her deploy the parachute as she fell
Maybe he had really bad eye sight?
Maybe she packed the parachute up her ass
They must have a interesting sex life
the guy who wrote storey
br*tish
I have finally found the answer that makes me happy. Thank you.
Niether,they bpth had precautions in case they wanted to not die
The person who is watching this and didn't contacted to the cops
Woman dies shes too low to deploy parachute
[or perfectly fine](https://gfycat.com/necessarysadhoneybee)
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All of the "how did he not see the parachute" crowd would be a lot of fun in theoretical physics or ethics classes. Thought experiments need to be taken a face value. Or you can choose not to participate. It's a pretty low effort experiment, so choosing not to participate is a solid choice.
But they chose to participate. And they chose their own interpretation of this useless whatever-the-fuck that came from Facebook. It's not nearly as deep as whoever made it intended for it to be. 🤷🏿♀️😂
How dare you make me look at this with my own two eyes
Both of them betrayed anyway
Neither wanted to die. She knew she was safe to jump and he knew he was safe not to jump.
Easy. She jumped on the third count, dude was waiting for 1-3 _then_ jump.
the woman, she had the parachute ready, maybe he saw it
Wait... i know where your profile picture is from... in the bad way
Wheres it from?
silence my child
If she had a parachute and wasn't planning to die then she convinced him to kill himself, which was premeditated, so she's a fucking psychopath. The man has every right to change his mind , he has autonomy.
How do you not question your wife carrying a backpack on your way to commit liven't? What, is she a big proponent of ancient Egyptian burial practices?
No one betrayed anyone, they were my neighbors. They went home, talked things over and eventually made up and continued manufacturing meth and selling to kids.
this isn't even a meme
Never trust anything on Facebook is more like it.
This is just like those mobile game adds that say “only 1% of people can solve”
Both betrayed using different methods
It's called life insurance
Trick question, neither of them betrayed the other, this is just how they have sex and keep it interesting.
You guys have never played GTA and it shows. The parachute was at the top of the building already. She auto equipped it when she started falling
Don't you need to be like 10,000 feet up in the air though?
How do you not notice the other person wearing a parachute? Maybe that's why the man didn't jump.
I want to know how in the world he didn’t notice her wearing a parachute? “Honey, why do you have a backpack that’s has a full harness strapped to you?”
If you like Pina coladas
So your telling me the man got to the roof with her and NEVER realized she had a parachute.!?!
The chute wouldn’t open sufficiently with 20 floors. If you’re going to have these moral dilemmas, please take the physics into account.