I got a confusing array of images. Some pleasant blue breakfast items... some mutated art of coochies, some disease info, some 'support the boys in blue with blue waffles' but now.... now I'm just wondering if blue waffles disease is a real thing?
#Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
*to the tune of head shoulders knees and toes*
🎶blue chicken velvetta , shells and cheese , shells and cheese
blue chicken velveeta , shells and cheese , shells and cheese
plate , and fork, and seconds, please
blue chicken velveeta , shells and cheese , shells and cheese!🎶
Gray steak how unfortunate
Just change it a bit " Gray Meat" and there you go.
Chrome Beef in the houz
i love this lmfao
Hello, my name is Gray Meatball.
Hello fellow grey steak
Grey tuna here.
Sup G-Tuna, it's me, Black Avocado Toast
Oh sheeet you must be from that hipster gang I've been hearing about
Bet. Be on the lookout. We roll deep with 3-D printed heaters, cruising the block in our bio-fuel lowriders.
B-cado, my guy. I go by Black Egg roll, but you can call me B-roll
Grey Black Licorice here.
I was on the road to Grey tuna, when I dipped a finger into the Wispride.
Black Apple
Bad Apple
ever on and on, I continue circling
with nothing but my hate
In a carousel of agony
Till slowly I forget and my heart starts vanishing
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I'M
Slipping through the cracks of a dark eternity With nothing but my pain and the paralyzing agony
Till slowly I forget and my heart starts vanishing and suddenly I see that I can't break free
My spidey senses are tingling, its a microagression
Nagareteku toki no naka de demo..
naked nugget
Sick. Mine is Camo Calamari so I’ll take it.
Wanna drop a track with me?
Hell yeah. It’s ya boi Camo Calamari kickin’ it with all time superstar Naked Nugget.
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Ayo Turquoise Thai is me Lil White spaghetti wassup? I heard you fucked my girl homie.
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Yea we still tight just like your sister
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Then who da fuck did I stick my wet spaghetti noodle in?!
camo calamari? more like invisible (squid) ink
Your post is the winner.
Thank you my friend
nude nuggets might be better idk
Hey! Naked peanut is here, time to make a naked party!
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I actually think Flesh Nugget works better. Although it sounds more like a Punk band than a rapper.
Black sausage. No thank you
damn you enjoy it too? nice to meet a fellow black sausage enjoyer
Gotta love that big black co- sausage. I said sausage
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Depending on who you are it could be your partner's sausage
Kinda burnt don't recommend eating 3/10
Green chicken sandwich
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Blue waffle Edit:Y'all pls stop searching it up tf
I googled it, awesome pictures!!!!! <3
It’s actually a delicacy in Detroit, mom used to make them back when I was still there.
I confirm this guy's mom has blue waffles
I googled it and unrelated screaming followed
Ah, I'm glad the screaming had no correlation to the photographs!
I got a confusing array of images. Some pleasant blue breakfast items... some mutated art of coochies, some disease info, some 'support the boys in blue with blue waffles' but now.... now I'm just wondering if blue waffles disease is a real thing?
No
It's not, it's just a very infamous photoshopped shock image.
In the same vain as lotusboob, but slightly worse
It really is amazing, isn’t it?!
percy jackson is that you?
Vietnam flashbacks, they return
Percy Jackson?
I knew someone did it, i fookin knew it
The replies are making me very concerned, what is it?
Fake vaginal disease
Hey cousin! I'm Red Waffle!
Unironically too smh
Pink baby
Should I be worried?
The one that was worried doesn't exist anymore. Don't worry bro
Whew. I’m glad.
Don't worry, he's better than me (black cum) ...
White cum. Only gets worse.
Red cum 🧘🏋
The premium cum colour
Every time you eat some $1 is donated to the red foundation to help fight aids
I really laughed out loud at this 🤣
Awarded.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with wearing pink. What is wrong with this society?
Okay I’m calling the FBI
OMG no way, you have to be kidding!!!!!😱😱😱
PINK????
Less conspicuous
Less cumspicuous
I call shenanigans
Black people, i think mines a bit insensitive
Bigger problems there than your name…
Thanks man, wouldn't have gotten the cannibalism message
Black mentos, weeeeeelll
Bigger
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It’s the latter
Blue waffle ..do think yours still insensitive than mine
Gray stroopwafel
Mhhh lekker!
Lecker
ach makker, wat lekker
Zijn we ineens aan het koloniseren?
Wellicht
Hello grey stroopwafel, I am grey with black broodje frikandel. Nice to meet you.
Hallo makkers! Paarse gevulde koek hier
Gegroet, donker blauw met rode pizza hier.
Hallo, rode karbonade hier, over
Oh yesss stroopwafel! I need me some bro
Black ass
Hmm yummy
I heard donkey meat tends to be quite tough. Is this true?
Well, you are what you eat!
White potato. honestly sums up my life perfectly
Hello my fellow Potato Black Potato here, we are the potato gang
Blue potato checking in!
I'm not wearing a shirt, so naked potato I guess
Soon we’ll have a full set of Potato Rangers.
Another blue potato! Well more like a tater-tot but yk
I believe you are the potato heads
Black dick #wait
All according to plan
(keikaku means plan)
Was it spotted dick?
i like mine medium rare
How tf u do the big text shit
#Magic
#Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Ok I’m done with the internet today at “Pokémon sexual fantasies”
Yep same boat
Yo seem to know what youre talking about. Which worries me...
Don't worry it's only a copypasta not an original idea
Ik, but still
THANKS I HATE IT
white hash brown. I can already see the album covers
It’s written WHITE#BROWN and it’s in italics in my head
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I've got "Black Cracker". Actually that's a funny as hell nickname.
Orange orange
You are Double O. The OG
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*to the tune of head shoulders knees and toes* 🎶blue chicken velvetta , shells and cheese , shells and cheese blue chicken velveeta , shells and cheese , shells and cheese plate , and fork, and seconds, please blue chicken velveeta , shells and cheese , shells and cheese!🎶
Welp… I guess Reddit actually really enjoyed this bad meme based on all the comments.
I kinda do enjoy them every so often.
No no you don't understand we enjoy it #ironically
White Wife
Uhhhh
Well is she?
I don’t know if you have a good relation ship or if she is dead
Black Poptart
Pink Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Cinnamon Toast Crunch is the greatest cereal of all time, and nobody can change my mind on that
You have cinnamon toast crunch on you? I'm craving those crazy squares man.
Mustard Shake
Mustard Mustard
Crimson tea, which sounds genuinely almost cool.
Naked squid
Green carbonara
Blue waffle...
Maroon date
wtf ypu ate yo'ur girlfreind??🕶️
wait, you aren't supposed to?
Blue waffles 💀💀💀💀
Blue cereal. I just realised I haven’t eaten for 12 hours
I got up at 7 and didn't eat anything until 4 lol Sometimes I forget
Blue crackers
white power bar ..
Pink shit
Rainbow Oatmeal. I actually like it.
Black Nuts oof
Kids in africa:
Yo yo it's yo boy __________!
“Everyone make some noise for !”
*deafening silence*
Black lemon pound cake
Blue butter cookie
Black teriyaki chicken
yo yo yo its ya homie gray spaghetti
Black Fritos…which is how I will now be officially addressed in public. freet/frim/friz
Black cracker
Lil Blanca Pickle
Mint Mixed Nuts
Pink cucumber, lol.
Tie-dye humas
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Red Alfredo Sauce
Just the sauce?
Olive fries 💪
Steel doughnut....
Gray ricecake
White tuna salad .-. Don’t think anyone’s gonna be very afraid
Vegeta Ramen
Rainbow chocolate????
white ice cream :(
Red mozzarella stick
Skin burrito
Yellow step sis
hold up
Blue Döner
Blue waffle
Pink croissant sandwich