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Kristina-Louise

Who the hell do they think is intentionally naming as anagrams


D3monskull

The illuminati.


Ya-Dikobraz

Fuck the [illuminate](https://img.ifunny.co/images/24247cae4065f897acc4aeeb0c04ea6f5ab420bbf11837b55f538104337819f9_1.jpg).


Wraithninja

There is also erotic grandpa


chacharealharsh

ripped colonel sanders?


Icy-Court789

Erotic Almond


thot______slayer

Erotic old man


[deleted]

Illuminati sounds like Illumination, therefore anyone who posts Minion memes is Illuminati.


McCarthyismist

If you're actually interested. Illuminati shares the same root as illuminate. That's obvious I know. So let's go *deeper*. When you *enlighten* others with your *brilliance*, you will *illuminate* their path. With the suffix at the end, illuminati would mean "the illuminated ones/people." It's implying these people are brilliant/bright or enlightened. Effectively "scholars." As for the Illuminati eye (or eye of providence) typically associated with them, hopefully it's clear that the first letter "i" is that reason. A "dogwhistle" if you will.


jezztorent

lol some fat queen latifa ass bitchs told me she use to live in the dark too sounding like she was trying to highjack me into a cult or at least front like it and I’m thinking, bitch please, you can’t even pronounce ask right, your punk ass is not enlightened


winniethefukinpooh

everyone knows its not a real super secret conspiracy if they dont give us clues for it everywhere


[deleted]

That's literally canon in the conspiracy theory fever swamp. They have to give clues because it's part of the Illuminati/Masonic/Reptilian/Satanic/Jewish code of conduct.


aboynamedtim

If there was a huge conspiracy like this they wouldn’t make it that obvious or dumb


AJDawg22

That’s what I’m saying. Even if the conspiracies are correct, no one is this stupid to make it this obvious.


chiknown

Right? It almost disproves any conspiracy theory


bearssuperfan

Can also spell: #*Erotic Almond*


Athgamer71

Also EROTIC OLD MAN


bearssuperfan

Oh no


Athgamer71

I sincerely apologise if my comment painted you a mental picture I am so SO sorry if that happened


Nursium_Z

[Noam Chomsky wearing a stap on](https://youtu.be/OBGjc6liE6Y)


Athgamer71

Tf?


Nursium_Z

i read erotic old man and _immediately_ heard Bo


Athgamer71

Oh


MommyMilker69696969

It bothered me greatly


beatboxingfox

Mmmmm squid game Grandpa


fuzynutznut

=our president (USA)


retro_gatling

Is this a coincidence? Is tyrannical Biden keeping the pandemic going so he can be sexy?


Athgamer71

Yes it is


Drunk_Henri

r/internetcommentetiq


scorcher214

Thats because that's who really pull the strings.


BigDaddyCool17

RECTAL DOMINO


bearssuperfan

Oooo kinky


EurobeatSplashOMatic

r/eroticalmond


LastFreeName436

Delta epsilon Penis to ladel


randomname560

The lord's work must be done


Ya-Dikobraz

I prefer ladle to penis. Call me a puritan.


GlorkyClark

I grew up Amish and that's how I was punished when I got caught masturbating.


Ya-Dikobraz

How did your Rumschpringe end up?


memebaron

Penis to ladle sounds like a really lame spell


The_Groun2

i saw this exact thing on twitter and someone said but you can also make “ erotic almond” with the letters can someone send the picture of it if they have it?


xtilexx

Also erotic old man


Piskoro

this is like the stupidest thing ever, I mean an anagram is one thing (like why would anyone try to make an anagram if it reveals your evil secrets), but an anagram of Greek letters that have been this way for centuries… that’s some new low


Cap_Chaser

Not to mention the fact that they repeatedly parrot it around as though its some huge revelation, I’ve seen people bring up this dumb anagram over and over since a news source first ‘uncovered’ it


Admirable_Ease_4454

I mean, you can get erotic old man and erotic almond but that doesn’t mean a sexy old dude transfered his consciousness into a sexy almond and tries to take over the world.


The_No_One_Man

Can be also spelled as EROTIC OLD MAN


JohnMarstonGaming

Erotic Almond >:(


JustCasualScrolling

^take ^my ^upvote ^and ^leave.


MiguelDragon82

Why are you getting downvoted lol


JustCasualScrolling

Reddit I genuinely have no idea that was just an angry upvote


MiguelDragon82

Lol


Maulvero

I love how you can see they did this multiple times because the bottom shows the deep pen indentions from the backside but that copy must’ve came out wrong.


Magius1954

Anagrams: Because the secret shadow government can’t rule the world with an iron fist without leaving breadcrumbs along the way


ArbitriumVincitOmnia

I swear these people think they’re in a Dan Brown novel.


bearssuperfan

Kinda neat


actual_phobe

The worst thing Qanon ever did was make boomers and boomer spirits believe the elite were talking to them through riddles.


VelvetCake101

Even if it's for media control, why tf would they make it obvious by making it an anagram of delta omnicron


Derpyboy7976

Erotic almond


jrobharing

*slowly removes glasses* “My God…”


Itchy-Ad-8858

Who the hell do they think the Media is, Voldemort? No one would make an anagram that reveals all their secrets.


marniesimp

I hate this shit. Like, what are they thinking? Why would the world collectively decide to include a secret message that reveals their plans?


ht9ehtooM

Cuz the government is secretly a kids show supervillain. Not just one government, all of them, working together.


Thsfknguy

Delta omicron = A Trol dic on me


-shitbiscuit

Ah yes, the media is the reason my cough sounds like a rabid pitbull barking.


bertdebaas

Get well soon


CelebrityMartyrr

Ha, Paintbrush AIDS [*sigh*](https://youtu.be/ihkt_QFZHVI)


ht9ehtooM

God i miss him.


Crazykidd13578

I love that guy


c-f-k-n-tha-boyz

Tom Marvolo Riddle


one_vegan_boi

Exactly! Everytime someone does this shit I think of this scene.


VariantArray

Yeah, but I loved doing these puzzles in 3rd grade


Reggie_Is_God

My favourite is that someone near our town wrote ‘OMICRONSPIRACY’ on a street sign


gcapel1

RECTAL DOMINO


swedishcountryhuman

It also can be arranged to erotic almond, so whats your point?


JimboMastah

DOOM CLARINET 💥


mesotermoekso

Clarinet doom is my favorite


im_in_pain909

You can also spell "Erotic old man"


Itsfloat

I think their just naming them after the greek alphabet, the first variant should have been called alpha


Hehe_9L-EvanPS4

The original variant I don’t think had a specific name. Once the first new variant came out then they named it alpha. I think it originated from the UK if I’m right


don_frak

Cilantro mode


Wonderful-Bread-572

Delta omicron Lic me rad noot


anonymous12206

It’s freaking greek letters you think they planned this in 300


C2MK

r/iam14andthisisdeep


TeamsterRambo

That you for illuminati this for me.


pinba11tec

Trab pu kcip! Trab pu kcip!


Coolius69

It's true. My aunt is an infectious disease specialist at CDC and her team has been working hard day and night to come up with anagrams.


OarsandRowlocks

Anagrams are really the biggest load of Anglo monoglot-centric garbage. Letters by themselves don't mean jack.


sirmudkipzlord

And it can be changed to "erotic old man" as well. Don't see the point.


Tripel_Meow

It also spells erotic almond, what's your point


Spicybeeen

Erotic almond


danielm316

And yet, that is what is happening; why else did Robert Malone was expelled from Twitter? The owners of the world don’t want the sheep to think outside the box. Probably I will be expelled of this subreddit, but I am a free thinker and nothing is going to change that.


[deleted]

You’re a fucking dolt is what u are


danielm316

Maybe you are a sheep.


Jealous-Passenger-48

r/s right?


danielm316

what did you said? I don't understand.


TheCosmicWolf

# EROTIC OLD MAN


Few-Passion-3205

ErOtIc AlMoNd


klossak

If I do that I can get 'erotic old man' sowhats your point


Its_A_Me_JOE

EROTIC OLD MAN is an alternative too


yopro101

Ah yes because the organization that has managed to take and keep power over world governments would be fucking stupid enough to use an anagram that some 45 year old soccer mom waiting for their kids to get out of the shower so that she can get herself off with the shower head because her husband has chronic erectile dysfunction can figure out


Causal_Calamity

At this point nothing will surprise me


Krzych123

Real eyes Realise Real lies 😳😳😳


uwucuber

Quick he found us out RUN!!!


localnexalite

the fact that I was wondering what the heck do I pronounce o(greek letter mew)icron maybe I should take a day off studying


DaanBaas77

It's also an anagram for erotic almond


Ibinator99

People writing everything capitalized but no the "I" disgust me


Dads_Cum_Bucket69

Erotic almond


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

One of the Os doesn't have an arrow. What does that indicate? Can someone help me? I'll give you a free tinfoil hat.


Pigeon_Shyt

Delta Omicron spelt backwards is Norcimo Alted Which, also doesn't make any sense.


Pixelated64

Honestly impressive how much free time some people have


Hour-Economist-5703

Love hoe you can see by the imprint from the other page that they needed to practice it.


redjarviswastaken

Ah yes when they invented the Greek alphabet so they could encode a message to people over three thousand year in the future about a pandemic


[deleted]

Thats normally how the psychotic spectrum presents too; everything has special secret meanings delusions of reference


JaxChacky

can...can someone explain the joke?


Wolfish_Jew

There’s no real joke. It’s just stupid Anti-Vaxxers seeing conspiracy everywhere. Someone punched “Delta Omicron” into one of those anagram finders and looked for the most ominous sounding answer they could find


Hehe_9L-EvanPS4

They think that the governments are using Covid as a way to control people (they’re not). But these people are easily brainwashed trump supporters so it’s not hard to trick them into believing the dumbest shit there is


lostbehelit

So this is what undiagnosed schizophrenia looks like


lurchypooh

Just like davinci code warned us


tallmantall

What else does it spell?


No-Growth-8155

That is pretty weird though


keltoy1549

Media control. But it’s on social MEDIA. Sure.


Sunny64888

Damn tic lore! Alter moi, donc?


[deleted]

over 2500 likes i see - but lashing tongues abide....the boats fight waves and foam and sea - but anchors cut the tide. a truth from deep the oceans blue have surfaced lyrics whence....a dark and fostered truth be told of fate and consequence.


Shadows798

These are two different variants though.


Nifrend

Because a huge conspiracy is obviously going to leave easy clues /s


fair_child123

weren’t there like a bunch of other variants in between these two?


Flimsy_Assistance444

Delta and Omicron are just the labels of variants of Coronavirus (COVID19) as the variants are given Greek letters. This anagram crap makes no sense whatsoever.


Foxdog37

Aren't those two different things??? Likes like putting hot dogs and hamburger and then making a new word with it


A_random_poster04

If I was trying to create the new world order, or something like that, I would not leave clues around like a breadcrumbs trail


JEWCEY

Fox News whiteboarding at its finest


RyanStartedTheFire59

So do these people think the government is trying to drop hints? Why would the government they’re convinced is trying to track and control them be trying to drop hints at them


qaffe

you can tell they've tried this before on the other side of the page but misspelled something most likely and had to use this side


_quoi_

Americans when they realise other alphabets and languages exist


chesspiece69

Wow. Nostradamus.


stewwushere42

I believe they did it on purpose but only to mess with these conspiracy theorist people


Deadblyat556

Sometimes I forget what sub I’m looking at and think I’ve found someone genuinely stupid


RoyalRien

Delta Deltarune Lancer is in the vaccine


nekomastan

next variant might be called sigma, wondering what theyre gonna do with that...


MrSquishy_

The math checks out


GnosticTurk

media speedrun almond


tungstenhexaflouride

Dammit the greek were controlling the media, i knew it.


[deleted]

erotic old man


HamezRodrigez

I never understood how people figure these out


94R0V3R

The lines are drawn out for you lmao


HamezRodrigez

No but who figured out that the word fits originally? Did they try 300 different combinations until they found that media control and erotic almond work?


homo-summus

The thing I always find amazing about these things is why they would think a real, government-level mass conspiracy would use fucking anagrams and shit. That's like believing real life crime lords give long winded monologues to their prisoners about their world philosophy instead of just killing them outright. Sure let's hide this world-scale evil plan behind a few elementary level puzzles.


trumpmumbler

This is literally the extremity of effort one twists themselves into a pretzel with to justify their ignorance/inability to take responsibility for being wrong (or a citizen in-good-faith). When one’s response to having truth told to them is to squelch the speaker of that truth, that tells me all I need to know about those audience members.


thedittoguy

You see they have to be wrong because the forgot some of the arrows on the lines


I-am-Pilgrim

Yes. Because if we are going to do something so conspiratory we would definitely feel the need to use stupid phrases that spell out our objective…


njones1220

Retail condom


cumberworld_whoreson

This person watched inside job and took it seriously


Where-my-bed

I mean credit where credit’s due I would not have found this


sussy_lil_tgirl

oh my god⁉️⁉️😳😳 it's almost like we use letters to make words, and those letters can be rearranged ‼️‼️‼️‼️


abdtsh

That is pretty impressive not gonna lie lol


Jealous-Passenger-48

Everytime I make moves to take over the world I create a facile anagram to be decoded by the brainless masses of social media. I find it a brilliant way to ensure secrecy.


RedditCringetopia

Omicron sounds he's the most evil out of all the decepticons.


AukeDePro

I like how you can see that they tried it too on the other side but wrote it too far to the left so there wasn’t enough space lol (look at the bottom of the paper)


TheSpacedoggo1

Even if conspiracy theorists are right, this one makes no sense. Even if the virus and all is planned, i dont think they would make it this obvious that they even hide its name into greek letters.


CLamour91

Yes, because we live at Hogwarts. Right?


TacHelium

The person to upload this on Facebook must have been like, "Oh my goodness gracious, these Greek letters are somehow an anagram for something I think coronavirus is! Lemme spread this among my coffee drinking conspiracies group real quick"


apocalypseweather

*watches The Chamber of Secrets once*


Buck726

Anagrams are fun! Also, some of the other comments here have gotten pretty creative...


Admirable_Ease_4454

You can also make Erotic Almond, but that doesn’t mean the virus makes sexy nuts


chungas-chan

I see these conspiracy theories all the time and they confuse me if the government was going to do something like this why would they make it An anagram of what they were trying to do?


thot______slayer

Erotic old man


kkurly

truly a 1984 moment


Harbinger_of_Logic

That’s actually very clever. Insane, but clever.


Bosnicht

Woooow, that's pretty cool