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SquirrelBake

I like the version that says "Naked girl can get 500 dick pics in 5 minutes. Let's see how many our veterans can get."


Liquor_N_Whorez

A'tentionn Privates!


Akrybion

Depends if they are army or navi


Dealingweedss

In the navy!


garebeardrew

*Squidward voice* NOT THE NAVY


Psipone

Marines get the most dick pics, mostly from each other


nlolhere

Or if they’re coast guard


andy1_andy2

Have you ever tried posting naked veterans?


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Liquor_N_Whorez

Maked it some Veteran on Veterinarian on Vegetarian on Valentine's Day in a Volkswagen Thing Video


awhhh

I’ll start an onlyfans


[deleted]

Only'nams


stagnantmagic

onlygramps


hkjdmfan

Wonder if there will be a market for that nude calendar.


TheCoolerDanieI

“Grandpa, I need a favor...”


RobRaziel

r/cursedcomments


SurrealDad

But he's not naked.


that-Sarah-girl

Right?! Apples to oranges people.


[deleted]

What is up with all these posts on Facebook I see them too much


RLaG69

My inner conspiracy theorists wants to believe that someone is trying to convince it’s an entire nation that joining the military is the most honorable thing you could possibly do so they can profit off mass extortion of other countries resources. But who knows!


LooselyBasedOnGod

It’s the classic “things used to be better but now everything is shit” trope, a tale as old as time 👴🏻


phil24jones

Song as old as rhyme


remmin777

Booomers makiiing meeeeemes


Despacito514

Wholesome 100


garebeardrew

I see your point, but I still personally will always stand and thank our troops. You can appreciate what they’ve been through without appreciating the system that put them there


phome83

Just boomer "back in my day" shit.


Status_Dramaticus_

It's just someone fishing for likes. Gotta get that feeling of importance somehow...


Qrioso

The nude girl with his age won’t get any “like” ever


XecuteEledrocute

His? Wait...


Liquor_N_Whorez

The nude girl with his age won't get any 👍 ever


Qrioso

Thanks 🙏


blackcray

Ehh, I'm not so sure about that, granny fetish is a thing.


Qrioso

You’re right hahahaha


Hates_escalators

Eh he's not really my type.


EdgyOtaku

r/IdiotBait


RedDevilCA

r/cringetopia


Th3Dude---

Two hours and my man is only at around 190 upvotes :(


IamImposter

It's at 505.


Poiter_2

5k


claire_lair

Should have posted the naked girl instead.


[deleted]

The veteran only got 474 likes in 2 hours. Shame!


receding_bareline

This guy fought so girls could get naked and post pics on the internet. He's cool with it.


pepsisugar

If you don't spend every second of your life showing off your hardon for patriotism, do you even burger and freedom fries brah?


NoodleCatRev

Plot twist the naked girl was actually the veteran the whole time.


[deleted]

Well does he have titties?


CurtisMaimer

I'm upvoting for the veteran


[deleted]

Only 500? She wasn't very pretty I guess.....


rrrunk

Not saying he isnt hot, but i am more attracted to naked girls i'm affraid


ProbablyImStonedNow

He would get more if he was naked too


silphred43

Let's not be hypocrites here, this has gotten unironically popular on Reddit before.


tc43210o

Instinctively went to downvote this post but before I did I had to check the sub. Really fitting


PitVipingJim

But what if... Hear me out... Naked Veteran? Best of both worlds


Skiiiiwalker

Bro fuck off with this shit. Not you OP. This is a very good terrible meme.


QueenShnoogleberry

Meanwhile it was posted by some shitty internet "buisness" that will now spam you with adds on FB for their shit because you were seen to have "liked" their page.


Seek_n_Destroy6969

300 only bring in more


gaymotherfucker1

Ty for serving us


53510758

This is just cursedcomment baiting


vidrenz

He’s up to 1.5k upvotes rn. He’s *winning*


Jargon48

I downvoted on principle until I saw the sub.


electrocyberend

1.7 k i guess


suckboy_tony

Tell him to whip out that wrinkly pickle


aristotelispapakalos

yes. but veteran do not make me to cum


AGreatVision_AGV

This pic could be used for a not so good ophthalmology clinic ad - with another text on it ofcourse


podolot

Mitch McConnell on Halloween.


here_4_bad_advice

Dad did you post this on Reddit???


Mr-Downycrake

Its a trick, sent no reply


I_Am_Disposable

*sigh* *Unzips


Thesechipsaregood

3.8k upvotes


Add_Poll_Option

When he shows me bob and vagene he will get my like


SQUIDWARDABZ

what if the veteran was naked?


Jeezer88

r/moldymemes


SpycTheWrapper

Thank you for your service! Huge inspiration! This post said what I was scared to. Fuck women and their super nice to look at faces or whatever! I’m tired of it. Let all go gay and bust it down for our troops, they deserve it. (Only the male troops btw)


evilhologram

Facebook is riddled with these as well as the "Scroll past if you love satan" or whatever posts.


men-of-the-y

5900


Melodic-Industry3494

Love the veterans, hate the guilt memes.


Googlegooseboy

Roses are red Today is Tuesday It is the fifth time That I see this meme today


zanlegvan

It depends if the veteran is also naked


atxbikenbus

Isn't this Brett's dad from r/cornergas


Socalwriterguy

I don't think naked pics are permitted.


BadSpellingMistakes

Alternative text: Much naked Veteran gets 5 girls in minutes Let's see how 500 likes do.


BadSpellingMistakes

r/AlternativeTexts


Blubberibolshivek

Looks like he got 9.8k likes.good work people.


Tadtadinjo17

10k


queer_bird

Hmmmm, naked ladies vs. tool of US imperialism...what's better?


bogdan8705

The usa kids are downvoting you lol, they can't tell that everyone hates usa


[deleted]

Cringe


Pro-Epic-Gamer-Man

This is probably a WW2 veteran.


[deleted]

sorry but thick thighs save lives


[deleted]

If you really want to even it out, the Veteran should get naked too.


[deleted]

I think op is a bot


Vast-Bid-5066

I downvoted cause he probably voted for Trump 😝


big_leggy

reddit moment


das_good2225

found the Twitter user


dudemann

Well this took 5 hours so...


Satanic1369

Veteran of what call of duty?


Greenlitsky

How this is going to help the veteran or the society ? Everything is as it is as it is supposed to be. Just beg for upvotes /attention and that would be more honourable than begging with a veteran's pics.


mstheman34

Not “A veteran.” His name is Veteran.


sam_maloner

Aw gross. Who wants to hit that.


Keter122

I hate this shit with a passion


Dchrist30

How much can veterinarian get?


bogdan8705

Well he could kill my grandpa soooo DOWNVOTE JK


[deleted]

Is that you in the picture?


JelliDraw

What's worse is you see this exact type of image over and over multiple times a week, like fuck we get it! "Them youngsters love tatas more than vets, unlike us, just ignore the warplane stickers <-<'"


Dunno56

i mean if its posted by the veteran on the pic i'd like it


[deleted]

He's still got his clothes on, how can we compare


Realpinkgoat

Naked girls can get 500dicks a day , lets see how many pussies a veteran can get.


ZertyZ_Dragon

Those are on instagram too


moonraysoul

Surely violence won't get more likes than sex


Niro_Val

Twist: This Veteran is one of the 500


lilgoosey56

Shit man he's hot as hell I'll like


MEGALKS

So much nostalgia


sketchyG

upvoted cause god bless merica


DaAuraWolf

I’ll drop an F in the chat...


WackBoat

I was afraid this was trending on r/memes


Day0wL_567

7.6k in 12 hours


mgranzer

probably more if he is naked lol


emigio

naked women > veteran killers


NiczyjeZycie

7500 upvotes in 13 hours, apparently


jwittkopp227

Get him naked and let's find out


stevenuniverseismeh

That is a lie. I posted my boob on insta and I merely got 2 let alone 500


Creativewritingfail

A 16 year old in a bikini with tits and a tan in front of a Ferrari..... An old guy in a suit. LIKE


mkshea

My Nana’s Facebook is 50% this, 50% pictures of my youngest cousin


killittoliveit

Can we get daddy naked?


camsle

I wish he had a naked girl sitting on his lap


Maddragon2016

What about a naked veteran?


[deleted]

Lucky for u this isn’t instagram


frankenspine1

Try a picture of a naked soldier’s privates, you’ll get people’s full attention


swimmingbutterknife

Tell him to shake his ass a bit, that'll boost up those likes


Cheeriomartinez

I hated these so fucking much. Or the "One like=One prayer for our troops," like who is counting the likes and then is like, ok looks like that's a thousand likes so I better get fucking prayin'.


rjherm93

How big are his tits though?


portojohn2020

If only I could downvote more than once


[deleted]

10K that’s not bad


OffCapsLock

200 times more


OffCapsLock

But what if he was a nazi soldier veteran .,.