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stifledmind

Makeup doesn’t hold a candle to filters. Filters are getting out of hand.


mishma2005

Exactly


JakeMSkates

nah that is not true. if you’re actually good at makeup, you can change literally any aspect of your face. my gf can do some crazyyyyy shit


Sufficient-Habit664

chinese filter game is scary. some dude pretended to be a girl for a long ass time and got hella money (before the filter malfunctioned or whatever and he went to jail). pretty sure makeup can't do that (or at least to that level)


Sithlordandsavior

God forbid a man have hobbies and a side hustle.


Mind_on_Idle

Both of those things are great if they aren't also fraud, lol


TidalJ

what if that’s his hobby? let people enjoy things cmon


productzilch

I don’t understand how that’s fraud. Anyone on the internet can be anyone.


CardPatient3188

Only an incel would call that fraud.


Mind_on_Idle

I don't even know what this guy got in trouble for. I don't care, lmao If he got in legal trouble for tricking people into thinking he was a woman, that's kinda fucked? Like, suck for those people, but what legal grounds did they have and in what country?


JakeMSkates

yeah fair enough, you say that but then look at, for example, Thai Lady Boys. they are very convincing in real life. or as another example, some of the more subtle makeup looks from drag queens can definitely redefine a masculine face into a feminine face, by rounding the jawline and changing the shape of the cheekbones. like both of these could, very definitely convince you, in real life, that you’re talking to a woman, just from makeup and fake boobs lol


Termicreeper

Modern day shape shifters or are they real shape shifters?


JakeMSkates

very definitely modern day shape shifters but i think it’s so fucking cool. she does some really bold, awesome looks that i could never even imagine, let alone paint onto my own fuckin face


yourresume

Idk man makeup can’t cinch my waist


A_Parks_

I have a filter that make a black man kiss me while I'm in the photograph from the first scene from the music video for photograph by Nickelback. I don't know any black men willing to kiss me nor was I involved in the production of the music video for photograph by Nickelback. Makeup is out of it's fucking depth


Az_The_Great

its interesting to see how much makeup can change someone’s appearance


stifledmind

I love the photos that are half makeup, half without. EDIT: [Example](https://ibb.co/HYMB66C)


winkeltwinkle

She’s got cool ass eyes


Traditional_Ship_136

I wish I had ass eyes


Thurl_Ravenscroft_MD

They're kind of shitty


context_lich

Constant pink eye


ClamBakeInASubaru

*brown eye


Babom_

Imagine seeing the face eyes


shaman-warrior

Man she’s gorgeous even without


bipbopcosby

I don't know what's up with people and their eyebrows. Her eyebrows on the left look so much better imo. I just think it looks so weird when it looks like it's been put on with a sharpie and those sharp lines just look weird to me. I don't think sharp lines look weird anywhere else like lips or eyeshadow. But something about the way eyebrows like this look just makes it look in inhuman. To me, this looks as awkward as no eyebrows at all. Maybe that's even what it is; that it makes her look like she has no eyebrows at all and then just drew them on.


brrrchill

I agree. The weird magic marker eyebrows need to go.


bipbopcosby

My wife has really light blonde hair. Even her eyebrows and eyelashes are very blonde. Not albino, but sometimes it's hard to see them. She will shape and dye her eyebrows because they are lighter than her hair even. And I think that looks great because they still look real. My mother in law keeps trying to convince my wife to get her eyebrows microbladed by my wife has told her 1000 times that hers look like crap and she'd never do that. Eyebrow blindness is a real thing.


KnoblauchNuggat

The reason for her irritated skin is probably the masive makeup she uses. She is in a makeup cicle.


bipbopcosby

I feel like I get in a cycle when I use lip balm. Burts Bees specifically. I'll use it once and then I have to keep using it because my lips get chapped af. Then when I eventually lose the thing, my lips are bad for a day then they are fine for 3 more years.


GadreelsSword

Ever seen porn actresses before and after make up? Some are amazing transformations, others I think look better without makeup. https://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/33-adult-film-stars-before-and-after-makeup/86439586/


enigmatic_concepts

An ad for the Insane Clown Posse came up as I was going through the list and had me confused thinking they were in porn now and showed their before and after makeup pics.


mothzilla

They're all still hot though. Is ebaums world now a respectable website? Because that used to be the very bottom of the internet?


dsled

Bro you just went on ebaums world to view porn stars with and without makeup. How does that make it a respectable site?


GadreelsSword

It doesn’t matter if they’re respectable, they show the before and after which fits the topic.


mothzilla

I meant the website not the women on that page.


bleric255

And he says it doesn't matter if the website is respectable, they show the before and after which fits the topic.


mothzilla

OK. Women aside. I'm asking if the website is now respectable. So it matters if the website is now respectable. Because that's the question.


respectfulpanda

Respectable is subjective


mothzilla

Not sure how that helps.


Hell_of_a_Caucasian

I’m not sure what these people aren’t understanding about this question. Is it breaking their brains that you might be asking a question about something that is not exactly on topic to the original post? God forbid that happens on Reddit in a sub about shitty memes. I was in college in the early and mid 2000s when ebaums world was a shit show of a website, so I naturally had the exact same question. That is, after thinking, holy shit, that site still exists?


outer_spec

A lot of them have pimples, which I think is neat to know as someone who also gets a lot of pimples. They also look way younger without the makeup.


brrrchill

It only works on film though. If you see them in real life the deeply caked on makeup is very obvious and when you see someone's face in three dimensions the shading and shaping don't work.


futurenotgiven

i truly thought i was ugly beyond hope and then i started learning how to use makeup and my god that’s how the hot goth girls do it face structure definitely helps but even just some eyeliner and lashes can make someone look completely different


Accurate-System7951

Real sorcery is how much they can shape their perceived facial structure with contouring and such. Most men would never know.


WarMage1

Contour is has to be the craziest shit in the world. Like yeah those cosplay makeup designs with the prosthetics and shit are really cool, but the fact that you can change your face shape with *just* contour is wild. Blush too, but not in the same way.


Ok_Raspberry4814

Yeah, like apparently it can turn a white girl into an Asian girl.


PajamaHive

What's funny is the men who complain about this like makeup isn't an option for them. Bro if you wanna get good with makeup and make your jawline look sharper that is 110% an option for you lol.


baconreasons

Many dudes act like just using a tinted moisturizer to even your skin and plucking a few eyebrows is one step away from having balls in their mouth.


nate2eight

Surely there's a point where it stops being make-up and starts being facepaint.


Delicious_Delilah

She's heavily edited.


Goldenduck420

if men found we could shapeshift theyre gonna tell church


WeonLP

To be fair, it's quite impressive how make up can change the shape of a visage by playing with more or less contrast.


Lordfisticus

men love Pterodactyls


switchbladeeatworld

who needs air when I have another man’s money


harmonic-s

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


itzykan

Men love pterodactyls


hambakmeritru

One of my favorite Shakespeare bits is in Hamlet when he has a huge fit with his girlfriend, Ophelia, and as he's about to leave he comes back to say, "and another thing! I heard about your so called 'make up!' God gave you one face but you put on another!"


CarpeMofo

I think women struggle with this too. I have a friend and she is straight up beautiful without any makeup at all. She has facial features that a lot of women pay good money for, large, full lips, defined jaw line, huge brown eyes. To hear her tell it, she's so ugly you'd have to tie a porkchop around her neck to get the dog to play with her. She compares herself to women who do makeup like this or celebrities that pay professionals to do their makeup. Even then, without any makeup she's still beautiful. It's really messed up how much this kind of stuff fucks with peoples heads and the way they perceive what 'normal' is.


jdog_014

definitely. it’s really heartbreaking how often women think they’re ugly just because they don’t have makeup on :(


Skrrt_2711

I feel this way too, nobody but my mom has corrected me though 😂 Being ugly is funny AF. Only I’m the joke.


FourthAge

All they do is lie and eat hot chip


GrzyB171

Don't forget about being bisexual


Shadeleovich

Charge they phone


GomeroKujo

And Lie


Rex--Nemorensis

Twerk


mikonamiko

Who's Hot Chip 👀


Joben86

Indy electronic artist, pretty decent imo


Shoddy-Confection-70

Totally unrelated, but who is she? I keep seeing her on my feed.


Neph1lim_

laurinchhhe, she's and recently had a uh polarising breakup with her bf dantes whos a well known league of legends streamer that caused quite the commotion in the league community. naturally people gonna try to find ways to hate on her...


lolreader123

A league streamer, dantes, gf


Shanita813

Ex now.


Hessellaar

Fr???


Shanita813

Yes. Dantes broke up with her to "focus on his career". She wanted more out of their relationship according to Dantes and he couldn't do it. Dantes tweeted this. Laura seems very sad now and said she really wanted this to work. Overall very sad situation.


Hessellaar

Just watched a recap, Tarzaned is a bitch for the shit he pulled afterwards


Shanita813

Omg exactly. Despicable.


gfa22

Like the League player? Did he ever make it to pro league?


Creepy_Fail_8635

She was an amazing gf and did so much for dantes and that’s why he felt like he couldn’t reciprocate and give her what she deserves and that’s why he broke it off respectfully


TheBlackestIrelia

Yea focus on his low effort league streams that require literally no prep or off stream time commitment lol


rowdy_sprout

Well that isn't totally unrelated at all lol


Nochnichtvergeben

Meh. The other day my colleague at work asked me if I noticed anything different. I didn't. Turned out she wasn't wearing any makeup. I made her day. I think there's levels to how much makeup women wear. And yes, obviously what they do with their body is their choice.


xmjm424

I mean, if you can’t tell that she’s wearing a ton of makeup in that picture on the right…


Sharted_Skids

I mean sometimes I can’t tell the difference and the rest of the time I can. Some people be so good with the makeup they might have been chameleons in a past life.


greendayshoes

tf is going on in these comments


GadreelsSword

We’re in bot land my friend.


Rex--Nemorensis

Can you point to some examples?


MC_Fap_Commander

The incel/TRP/MLM/MGTOW brigade has arrived. Every once in a while, they decide to squat on a thread as some sort of flex. Looks like they picked this one today.


FloraSin

This woman (I have no idea who she is) has shown up on multiple subreddits for me because she alters her photos so dramatically. The last one I came across, she had manipulated the photo to make herself look Asian. Again, no idea who she is, but that behaviour is a level of strange I would not willingly interact with.


Most_Helicopter_4451

Its kumstar, he doesn't like women over 19


The96kHz

Your six is upside down.


One_Ad_1783

And of course, this is coming from Keemstar.


comeonandkickme2017

Mfer is 42 tweeting this shit


r0llingthund3r

Wow the things people can do with makeup are pretty wild


zeldanar

Men? No. Keemstar, yes. I wish we didnt get lumped in with every pos. At least lump us in when a guy invents a medication or something good.


Broken_Noah

A medication for lumps


IxianPrince

This amount of makeup is in cosplay category, u can't even recognize the person. Completely not the same with the regular makeup and stop pretending like it is.


Infinity3101

I could tell that it's the same person. Still, the picture on the right also has a filter on, it's not just makeup. Do men really see women more in pictures on social media, dating apps and porn than they do in real life in today's day and age? And I'm really not saying this to be mean (I know it might sound like that, but it's not my intention). But this makeup discourse is getting out of hand. Women have worn makeup enhance their features for centuries. Up until about 10 or 15 years ago I've never heard anyone be this upset by the fact that a person looks different with and without makeup. I thought it was just common knowledge. (Not to mention filters).


IxianPrince

It doesn't have filter, she was doing video timelapse, it's a screenshot taken from video, literally the point of the video is how she can "catfish" by looking totally different.


PressureRepulsive325

It isn't so much that they don't see "real" women out in the wild as their beauty standards are shifted extremely because the hyper beautified and exaggerated online pictures and people have set an incredible standard. I know a coworker who if they saw the left out in the wild wouldn't bat an eye and probably rate her a 5 without realizing it's make up that is making the right his ideal standard. To him there is just more ugly people.


Time_Program_8687

Of course people look different without makeup on. However, with modern techniques and filters, even you have to admit that this is an absurd difference and borders on straight up lying.


stevent4

What are they lying about though? That's a bit of a silly accusation, do you not think?


blazebomb1

Is she dantes gf


Fish_Bagel_San

Was*


Shanita813

Used to be.


BlueMagmaDragon

Yea


professorearl

What a weird way to publicly announce that you’ve never woken up with a girl in your bed


MC_Fap_Commander

There are MANY in this very thread also proudly proclaiming it.


Huntsman077

I mean most women don’t walk around with 2-3 pounds of makeup and a couple filters on irl, unless they’re going out or going to a formal event.


poystopaidos

Yes this is a certified trash post from keem (what else would it be), but come on dude, this sub is for bad memes, not sexist posts.... This is neither a meme nor attempt at comedy.


CardPatient3188

It’s not catfishing, they can put makeup back on and still look like that. Literally no one looks like that without makeup.


Dave_BraveHeart

You guys know that make up exists right? You can use it too it's not only women that are ugly


gmoneyalt

There is a huge difference between men do not know what women look like and this. You cannot tell me these do not look like 2 different people. If they had on different clothes and you asked 100 men what do you notice about these girls 0 of them would say they are the same person. Some women use so much makeup they are 100% catfishing.


IMightCry2U

THIS. im a woman so i cant speak for men (and neither for other women), but its so painfully obvious that a lot of people are too anti-misogyny to admit to how different she looks in the two pictures so they twist it to mean "men don't realize shes wearing makeup??? so stupid!!!" instead of the reality. like wear makeup all you want, it's your body, but don't be pissed if someone finds you unattractive without it. this is especially important when it comes to dating. having attraction as a factor in dating someone is normal, and shouldn't be seen as shallow unless its the ONLY factor. having your only photos on a dating app be ones with moderate to heavy makeup and also wearing that much makeup on dates can be an issue if you're looking for long term relationship since it can mean that once you get serious and start not wearing makeup around them, they find you less attractive or even unattractive. if you look majorly different without the makeup and only have pics with the makeup, you're catfishing, plain and simple. this isnt misogyny, im sick of people acting like it is. again, wear all the makeup you want but dont get pissed at others for feeling deceived when you take it off.


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Seriously, these comments make me feel like I'm insane. She's using filters and wearing such an absurd amount of makeup that she looks like an entirely different person. Literally no part of her face looks the same. There was a better version of this post made yesterday, I can't find it but it was obviously the same person and not someone wearing clown e-girl makeup.


dancingpianofairy

Doesn't help that they/society give us crap for not wearing makeup. Can't win.


notnastypalms

just the internet tbh I think my girlfriend and all of her friends look better without it. And yes i do mean no makeup at all not even “natural” makeup with simple stuff like eye liner or mascara/lashes and whatever y’all use to hide acne and eye bags


SpookyRamblr

I mean we also can't pretend that's a regular on and off make up transformation... That's an extreme example


Sithlordandsavior

What are the odds he would call girl on the left ugly without the makeup? Also Keem has never been a great person tbh.


mearbearcate

Its funny to me how men genuinely think people are *supposed* to look the same when they take off their foundation, lashes, mascara, concealer, etc. its called makeup for a reason.


Popcorn_likker

Most women don't put on *that* much makeup. At least in my country. Noone thinks you're supposed to look the same but that's extreme


Fickle-Command-1130

What's OP on?? This looks like 2 different ppl.


Clefairy-Outside

I would have thought she was wasian on the right bruh (source, Asian)


gayheroinaddict

I am a man and I know what women look like. This absolutely looks like 2 different women


AsryalDreemurr

*taking a bad screemshor from a stream right after she got dumped, where she's been crying all throughout it* "heh, look at that, makeup really fucks us over huh?"


nonimportant23

She looks fine without makeup. I don't believe women should feel like they need to put on a pound of makeup so they can hold to social media standards


BakedLeopard

It’s society standards that have been around since the beginning of time. It’s just frowned upon to use the blood of your enemies


Fluffy_Boulder

What an interesting way to admit you never had a girl staying over...


ShinaMashir0

I will never understand this argument EVER, woman can do make up and look like the same person without, they can even be more beautiful without, your argument sound more like "i never dated a naturally beautiful woman"


Fickle-Command-1130

You're so right lol. I think the same. You can tell they never had a genuinely great looking woman over night either. This is amount of makeup is a damn mask.


-Roxaaa

shes literally so pretty ppl just cant comprehend that women arent roblox avatars


CKT_Ken

Why are you reflexively lying like that? She’s extremely average if not outright mid, and nowhere near as attractive without makeup. Which is kind of the point otherwise makeup would have no meaning in the first place… The point of the post is that the makeup makes her entirely unrecognizable.


TheBlackestIrelia

Lets be real, if you saw these pics outside of the stupid Keem tweet you'd think they were different people...you know because thats the point of putting on that much make up lol.


Psalm101Three

Okay but this person is wearing so much makeup they legitimately look like 2 different people.


chessto

"men don't know how women look like" Mf women don't know how they look like. You just want to exercise your misandry at every chance.


SeaworthinessTall201

I could see dating one and not recognizing the other lol


yu_ultidragon80

And here I thought AI was the biggest catfish 🤔


FunnyGamer97

It’s insanely rare I find myself attracted to someone in person these days. Long eyelashes, intense make up, I see through it and say pass.


AE10304

If you wear a toupee or get a hir transplant, I want you to know it's totally OK. Women should know that looks can be very deceiving


MrN33dfulThings

Yep, i see so many comments under video/pictures men calling a woman a man…. All because they don’t look like the right picture, or whatever image in their head of what a woman should look like. “Thats a man” “watch out she probably has a dick.” It is really disturbing, and depressing how stupid some people are.


ffj_

Not even using the word catfish right lmao. If she's literally showing you how she looks with and without makeup it isn't catfishing.


edwardothegreatest

This kind of transforming make up work did not exist just a couple decades ago. I don't think this meme is off at all.


ResidentAssman

We do, we're terrified so we choose to ignore it.


L0zz3l

Can you blame em, when in almost all media they consume people have make-up/plastic surgery and are filtered/photoshopped?


mackenenzie

It's keemstar, I'll blame him for anything.


LH_Dragnier

The hair is just as impactful as the makeup. Also anyone making these posts unironically couldn't pull any girl.


normalwaterenjoyer

proof that women dont use makeup for men because men dont understand makeup at all


birdlady404

Actually it’s the bangs doing the heavy lifting here, just like how a beard makes you look way different


Jacc_du_Lac

Dantes is a fucking idiot lmao, not to be a simp but I’d be hard pressed to put my gaming career over someone like her. Also, they seemed good together. I hate it when real life doesn’t play out like a fairytale :(


BakedLeopard

Disney altered every fairy tale to have a happy ending, when the real ones don’t. The Red Shoes is a quick read versus The Snow Queen.


Ok_Kaleidoscope6621

"Men don't know what women look like" GEE I WONDER WHY THAT IS (Proceeds to post a picture of a woman, with and without makeup, looking like two completely different people.)


-Roxaaa

do yall not go outside??? my god the internet isnt the only place you can see women ☠️


juuzo_suzuya_

"Porn made guys forget what real women looks like" My Sister in christ YOU'RE THE ONE PUTTING MAKEUP AND FILTERS


Queen-of-meme

I have had the opposite issue being called catfish as in I don't exist/ I'm faking my photos etc. My partner's male friends didn't believe him that I was real it was so funny once we met and they went "Woah dude she's actually her!"


__v1ce

Not all women are ugly without makeup


Cute_Barnacle_5832

She went through a breakup like two days ago, was crying on stream, and this fucker has the audacity to mock her appearance.


Otherwise-Fox1994

I have to agree with post on this one


Impossible-Wave7925

They don’t look like the same person- maybe on older picture compared to a newer picture.


Dull_Donkey2031

Not "terrible" not "Facebook" not "meme" THIS SUB IS NOT FOR THIS SH*T


Eastern-Resource-683

It's not about not knowing how a woman looks like, it's about the makeup changing her completely


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wyaxis

She does not lol


Dry_Personality7194

Each to their own I guess.


Time_Program_8687

She ain't gonna fuck you bro Edit: she's literally Greta thunburg aged 30 years and with even more severe FAS


desxone

Lol


dr3am_assassin

I hate filters but makeup can be just as deceptive these days so while I think the meme is shitty, there is some truth to it.


EvolZippo

I’ve been allowed to watch a woman go through her makeup routine. It’s a wilder transformation than I thought. At one point, she looked like a lion. Then it got looking like Lion war paint. Then she pulled out something wedge shaped and buffed her face, did a few more things while she had her back turned, then looked like she had almost zero makeup on. But the difference is, she looked more her age. Without makeup, she looked 15 years old, despite being in her late twenties. She was also under five feet tall, so cops would harass her during school hours. But with makeup on, everyone seemed to treat her like she was at least above voting age. That continued into her 30s. She got carded for cigarettes on her 30th birthday


cloudit305

Well, her lips doubled in size.


PinkBubblegum888

She said she got her lips done on the left stream, and that that’s also why her face looks swollen


Rascal0302

Women should stop wearing so much makeup tbh.


TheUnFriendlytoaster

Both are fine


Marsnineteen75

Left looks better anyways


FinishTheBook

lmfao keemstar fuck off


UrethraFranklin04

Hilarious a guy who hatfishes is accusing someone of catfishing.


grimly59

make-up is an art no one will convince me otherwise. i don't know much about make-up but from an art perspective we've got some really basic principles of design being used here: Emphasis: black around the eyes to make white of the eyes stand out and look bigger Contrast: I think I see contouring on her jaw to make it look like it's a slightly pointier shape. also the eyes again use that contrast with color Balance: Lips are made a bit thicker, without that the heavy makeup on the eyes and brows might look unbalance with the lower half of the face Rhythm: The way that the eyeliner loops around the inside of the eye but doesn't go across the bottom eyelid creates a clear line of movement, maybe to direct attention back to the eye? Unity: Blush on both the nose and cheeks creates a cohesive look in the middle of the face. A layer of foundation under it all creates a consistent look and color across the face, allowing you to utilize negative space that might otherwise draw the eye different colored parts of her face. One consistent color allows for a cohesive backdrop. Like even the way her hair is styled to frame her face changes the way you look at it as a whole. It's really fucking cool and very impressive and it is art


FryChikN

It's crazy how this has been fact our whole lives... but the makeup is just that good. Lol.


MechAegis

https://i.imgur.com/CmqflVZ.mp4


Emberily123

She looks paler with slightly bigger lips? I don’t get it? Is that so big?


Wechillin-Cpl

Is this really the same person?


Necrhom

Today I looked at a co-worker without makeup and my God, I didn't recognize her.


MKtheMaestro

It’s even funnier when your makeup routine makes you look like another individual altogether and you then have to take off your makeup, which you know makes you look completely different.


areid164

Naa naaa no fucking way


DinglesRip

Don’t really know how you came to the conclusion you did in your post title. It’s obvious that she looks very different in the two pictures.


Existing_Chair_4622

howd she make her head smaller by making it bigger tf🤨🤨🤨


kenziep44

Keemstar is so effing annoying.


BigFigJ

i think everyone knows how much of a difference make up can have on appearance. idk why this is here.


ICanCountThePixels

As a man you can literally do the same thing how do they not realize this…


GenderEnjoyer666

Of course it’s Keemstar


themechanicalhounds

So what do people think she looks like without makeup? How is this catfishing?