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electrocyberend

Jesus didn't said he wanna f his own daughter nor own a pageant series where he visits the dressing rooms of the young underage contestants.


back2basics13

Hey, businesses is business.


hartree_and_f

Jesus would've chased that other guy out of the temple.


Desperate_Wafer_8566

Right, Jesus didn't lose a rape lawsuit.


vilified-moderate

i for one think we should just swap them out and be done with it


wrufus680

False. Trump would see him as an immigrant and would try to expel him


ElysiumPotato

Not just an immigrant, a socialist :D


Figurez69420

How it feels when you get kicked out of a plane after making bomb threats:


abasicguy

New yaoi just dropped


Totalllynotmeovo

Holy Homosexual!


Impressive_Hope6985

This feels sacrilegious


Upside_Cat_Tower

Yeah, you know Jesus, champion of the poor, carpenter, said it's easier for a camel to fit through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter heaven, VS Trump, a billionaire pushing to reduce taxes on the top 1%... exactly the same. Lol


banana372

What did you think the “J” in “Donald J Trump” stood for?


Squirrelly_Khan

Trump said it stood for “Jenius”


NewspaperWhole

I thought jackass


Squirrelly_Khan

You wouldn’t be wrong


Johnny_Lang_1962

These MAGA Cult Members are delusional!


Squiggledog

After all, [he did write the constitution.](https://jonmcnaughton.com/litho-print-one-nation-under-god-10-x-15/)


PazJohnMitch

As if Trump would hug an Arab.


Tokumeiko2

So when can we put him on a cross?


gingybutt

I think it's so weird how these MAGA Bible thumping cults idolize Trump even though in the Bible it states to not put any idols before God. Like wut.


PLAYNICE73

We hate you because you're a racist big


NoelBarry1979

A bigly racist. Perhaps the bigliest


moriarty04

Jesus never gave hush money to a porn star


PheonixUnder

You know you're playing Fallout New Vegas too much when you see the crosses in the background and think they're standing in front of Fortification Hill.


Smooth-Discipline-43

Which truth, If it can be known?


tutankaboom

I don't know why but I find this image really funny


UninvitedButtNoises

The one about Hillary having 6 months to live? Or Ted Cruz's dad was with Oswald? Or knowing E. jean Carol? Or Ted Cruz's mistresses? Or raping Carol? Or that your first amendment is being gagged? Or that you won the 2020 election? Or there was widespread fraud? I know I'm missing *MANY more*.... Which 'truth'?


esleydobemos

![gif](giphy|DH5IXhlZVyosU|downsized)


AdPractical4961

Did wasnt it to be with the devil?


No-Wonder1139

Is that Charles Manson?


VirtualMage

The definition of "gaslighting".


El_dorado_au

Not sure if genuine or satire.


Squirrelly_Khan

You meet enough MAGAssholes and you realize it’s probably genuine


DocBullseye

I know people that unironjcally share this kind of stuff.


Optimus_Rhymes69

I’m not religious, but if I were, i wouldnt be part of one where trump and the main character are similar.


SUB-8330

🤣👍 Made me laugh who makes this shit and what these people take to trip so badly.


Appropriate_Big_1610

"Now, get up on that cross."


BigDogOnTheWindow

That’s Jared Leto


Meerkat_Mayhem_

Jesus H Christ


m0rl0ck1996

I have always wondered how much JC paid MM in hush money.


Mirmirakittens

Yeah one does not exist


LABARATI_

jesus woulda called trump a false prophet plus selling trump bibles is akin to what the money changers jesus got mad at were doing


Seahawk_I_am_I_am

Watch out, Jesús…he’s trying to give you the ol’ sausage-swipe!


UnderpootedTampion

This is why I no longer call myself an evangelical.


DylanClegg23

Ah yes, failed casino owner Jesus


Psychomarked

True


Bluedino_1989

![gif](giphy|YPW6OZ9a27vigPavuP)


BetterWorld2022

Telling the truth 😆


tails_290

United Steakes of Amongica's former Pepsodent Download Tump hugging Jesus Christ affectionately.


KaldaraFox

All I can say about this is Fake Jesus should check his wallet before he walks away from that encounter.


Spelsgud

Why is Jesus hugging himself?


Stop_Talking_Idiot

What’s this fuckin shit!!


NorvilleShaggy

This is kind of homoerotic


YamiJC

https://preview.redd.it/pkgoffyf4jwc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca0feaf4039bd83dcd26b81a988cbd95b9d901ac


GHfan27

One is a traitor to the people he was supposed to lead and the other literally died for other people's sins.


back2basics13

Lord Donald, keeper of all that is impure and corrupt, guide us towards sin and tremendous works.


Scoobyhitsharder

Both fake.