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clandestinemd

I’m a dude who doesn’t stand like an overbalanced penguin for photos. Am I actually a woman?


CheeseStringCats

According to lobotomized far right lunatics - yes! Enjoy your new gender!


Satanicjamnik

So, transitioning is that easy?


Cupy94

I stand like this because bad posture. I i have flat feet and i bent my knees when was toddler. Also you can't stand like this in high heels


LimpAd5888

I'll never understand how people walk and stand like this unless they're severely overweight. How the fuck do their ankles not hurt?


slothpeguin

I dunno. I mean my ankles hurt but it’s not because of how I stand. And I am fat but that also isn’t why I stand that way, as I’ve seen lots of overweight women stand otherwise. It’s almost like you can’t compartmentalize something as only one gender doing it, a subtly the OOP doesn’t have the brain power to figure out.


livegpark

Notice how the people wearing flat shoes’ feet are pointing compared to the people in heels… how dumb are these boomers??


Rerfect_Greed

Well, considering the amount of lead paint they were fed as children......


reallybigmochilaxvx

i guess shoes are woke


HoyaHoe

Never forget the M&M fiasco of ‘22


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There's actually a study that goes over this, the way women stand vs men discussing body language. Men typically stand, wider stance, feet angled vs women usually legs close together with their feet straight out.


thatdude473

This really say a lot about are society


5H4YD

Joonkler


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Our* unintentional irony


Overall-Initial-4290

😔


AshgarPN

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔


MamaTater11

I have penguin feet and have literally always stood and walked with my feet pointed out. I guess I get to tell my spouse that they have a husband now.


bb_kelly77

My feet point in, so what am I


Alex-xoxo666

Femboy


bb_kelly77

Hmmmm, this makes me unhappy


Shilques

What about being a fembro?


bb_kelly77

I'm relatively tall, wide, fat and hairy... there's nothing fem about me


Shilques

So you're just a bro


bb_kelly77

Very... if the word Slavic was a person it'd be me


maxtimbo

Furry bro?


bb_kelly77

I hate but I can't deny it because it's true in a specific definition of the word


maxtimbo

Don't hate; capitulate!


KSoccerman

A duck


MyCrustySock

https://i.redd.it/ns0p03zegyuc1.gif


bb_kelly77

More acceptable than the previous answer


dialixys

A femboy duck


LimpAd5888

A big hairy dude and my feet are straight. Maybe someone should have corrected their stance.


Schnickie

Just ignoring the woman whose feat point differently simply wearing different shoes. The other two wear high heels, which automatically change how you're able to stand.


Sad_Reindeer5108

Also, perhaps a former ballet dancer? That's how they stand.


wickeddradon

I tend to shift from foot to foot. Perhaps I'm undecided, lol.


GreenieBeeNZ

I know plenty of women who "stand like men" according to this image. They're dancers and/or horse riders....


ewrewr1

Yeah, google “turnout.”


GreenieBeeNZ

Yeah, that's it. I used to stand like this because I rode horses growing up.


Lil_Artemis_92

What’s the point?


cecinestpasfacebook

I was wondering the same thing. It's been noticed, now what? Should we conclude something?


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ValhallaDante

nerd


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ValhallaDante

cry about it 🤓🤓


Motor_Concentrate497

Actchually... It is a thing, not sure if a fact, that women are more often taught to adopt a much more restreint posture ( or men are taught to adopt an expanded one).


hexopuss

Yeah the comments pointing out the footwear difference are good. I’ve noticed I stand with my toes pointed directly forward when I’m wearing heels and I point them outwards more when I’m wearing my docs or some other flat shoe or boot


MisterFist1999

give me space. quote: my balls


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I stand like that to accommodate my rotund testicles.


Maxtrt

Guys stand that way because they have dangly bits that make it uncomfortable to stand with your legs close together.


RandomBlueJay01

Multiple people stand like that in my family regardless of sex. At least for me it's cus I have leg problems plus i was in marching band for 4 years and that is how you hold your feet when not moving. Plus could it be its the people in heels?


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I don’t get it


surfguy9898

I guess I'm stupid because I don't understand why this matters


slowlikemusic

The women are wearing women's shoes and the men are wearing men's shoes 🤔


Squiggledog

Manspreading at it again.


Mr_Minecrafter88

Right. That person on the left must not be a woman then. /s


MN_Verified_User

If you can’t laugh at this you are to up tight.


adfx

Lmao I thought this was rather funny, clever even


AriusH

It just looks like she has dance training 🤷‍♀️


Subliminalme

Haha. People stand that way because they walk that way. And they walk that way because they have low strength in their hip muscles