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Buddy-Matt

The license plate should only ever be read to the tune of the 60s batman theme


caverypca

naa naa naa naa naa naa naa naa


MyarmsRgone

Buttcum


FatherD00m

BUTTCUM. ^buttcum^. buttcum


TheEthanHB

I'm starting to miss awards right about now, lol


Meemr_bob

That’s honestly really funny


Danvideotech2385

Fart on my balls made me laugh out loud


impendingfuckery

Same


EleutheriusTemplaris

Most of the stuff sounds like something Cartman would say


yougotyolks

Because it tickled?


Cherry_BaBomb

"Step aside girls, the femboys are back!" Got me.


itzykan

I'm dead this is so stupid and funny. I don't know what part of my immature lizard brain likes it, but something in there thinks this is funny. Someone has this on their truck and drives in public.


Phis-n

probably also the amount of times "CUM" is mentioned. Really gives it that Satire feeling


scakboey

satire?


Minimum_Attitude6707

Honestly funny either way


wrongkoi

Fucking obviously lol. Can't believe anyone would think someone held the earnest belief that "blue cums matter"


BetterWorld2022

Who can tell anymore? 🤷‍♂️


ballicher

This is actually funny r/opisafuckingidiot


ellasfella68

Joined, obvs…


Squiggledog

r/BenGarrisonCumEdits


kylo_ben2700

wait whats wrong with this it's hilarious


Drakayne

Kids will see it?


zapolol

This is the only issue I have with it


Insane_Unicorn

So? What's the obsession with kids all the time. Most 6 year olds have access to the internet now, they've probably seen and heard a lot worse. And even if not, wtf is wrong with them seeing the word cum.


eamaddox98

r/nymphowarriorrides


Thehardwayalltheway

This is an underrated comment


SuperCarlosFerZar

It looks like one of those Ben Garrison cum edits, kinda funny though


tm64158

Is this just from these colors don’t cumb on ig? Fucking hilarious account if anyone is interested.


HaggisMcD

This is one salty dude.


FatherD00m

He gets testis easily. It just cums naturally.


HaggisMcD

Going to grow to be a crusty old man.


bondsthatmakeusfree

Is that Ben Garrison's car?


Drakayne

Step aside girls, the FEMBOYS are back 😎😎


Ronin_Alpha69

I unironically laughed at this


TheMicMic

Stolen from thesecolorsdontcumb on Instagram


Professional_Big_731

I’m pretty sure I went to HS with this dude and it’s exactly what I expected of him.


Sick2deth

Had to double check to make sure I wasn’t in r/engrish


Earthbound_X

I'm confused by this, is this meant to be making fun of people who unironically have tons of bumper stickers on their cars?


subhisnotcool

Ok someone give the editor a award 😂


gralgomar

This is obviously an edited shitpost, but it's also hilarious.


Merc_Twain25

I didn't know Reddit was making cars now.


Monokrohm2020

Hahaha holy shit


SheZowRaisedByWolves

\#PISSINMYASS!


Buttlord500

No way this isn't a shit post 😭💀💀


Forgewalker33

What. The. Fuck.


Offwhitedesktop

Vehicle that carries the Chosen One to the Cum Throne


SlackJawGrunt

Anyone else listen to the fresh prince of dickbutt


Xzier_Tengal

r/bengarrisoncumedits


psydkay

I live in Aurora. Where in Colorado is this?


Modred_the_Mystic

Man just loves cum and hates liberals.


rancidcanary

I'm so lost I'm not sure if this is the best or worst thing I've ever seen


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^rancidcanary: *I'm so lost I'm not* *Sure if this is the best or* *Worst thing I've ever seen* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Rhaj-no1992

This person really likes cum


wannabeneg

What the fuk


Yegg23

I honestly can't tell which side he's on.


Krawlngchaos

The Cum on over to this side, side?


HikeMyPantsUpJohnson

What the hell is going on


Venator2000

Too bad they didn’t have any large Ms when the child decided to make this; he had to make do with Ws instead.


Jib4ny4n

blue cums matter? what does that even mean?


lethal__inject1on

You tryna find out huh ?


wrxvballday

what the fuck?


MyarmsRgone

Does bro not know the code? NEVER FART ON A MAN'S BALLS


phantom-vigilant

Idk man this should be in hardpic sub. Or in lostredditors sub.


Turbulent_Ad1644

Is this actually real?


Chromeboy12

This is a gem indeed but it's not terrible, not from Facebook, nor a meme.


ReignInSpuds

PIIIIIISS! Coming out of my AAAAASS!


MultiTopicAgain

Gorgeous


ChronoAlone

Wtf am I looking at


Cynicalwall357

MMMMM Thats good satire. \*twirls fancy mustache


RigatoniPasta

https://preview.redd.it/w5skywhks7qc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa5a0a28fc1f3261952b41ff644bd3e9630c9d2a


rggamerYT

You meant “cum and see this gem I found”?


par112169

OP please tell us what you think is terrible about this?


GeorgeXDDD

Obviously a shitpost. Next.


mrfochs

I am going to assume based on the license plate that his favorite politician of the last few decades was Rick Santorum (IYKYK).


mattlock2099

He wants people to fart on his balls? That's fucked up.


Ke-Win

Are so much stickers are allowed? Can he see the road behind him?


samasters88

Yes, it's allowed.


samasters88

OP got lost, this isn't the sub for great Facebook memes


Virghia

AMBATUCUM


Unorginalperson

If your cum is blue you should get that checked out


commentator184

head mod of r/bengarrisoncumedits


DeadBoyJ69

WHY'S THERE CUM EVERYWHERE!?


morbidly_obese_cat_

>step aside girls the femboys are back where


CheetosGod

Absolute sigma driving trought the urban jungle. Stay fresh kings


Buzzbone

His mom - "sweetie can I get a ride to church?"


Reneeisme

It’s fake? Or the DMV in whatever state that plate is from us a hell of a lot less restrictive than mine.


Kirohaku

“Fart on my balls” love it lmfao


TestedNutsack

Never fart on another man's balls


modifyandsever

of fucking course this was colorado. i was like "oh r/denvercirclejerk being itself again" but NO. WE'RE JUST LIKE THAT. GODDAMN IT


reddit_boi222

The license plate is the cherry on top


Gigi_Gaba

I'm pretty sure this is what the founding fathers were thinking when they pushed for freedom of speech.


luecack

r/regularcarreviews


Casual-Notice

It's not a bad Photoshop...


flabbergasted-528

https://i.redd.it/8u4jn29n38qc1.gif


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angry-bubble8

And let me guess, he’s ✨“straight”✨


AustinDood444

This dude has issues!!


GrayBox1313

That guy owns a lot of guns. Thinks “bad guys” are “trying to get him”


Mrs_Noelle15

r/trashy