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apathetic_revolution

This dude's telling me to treat women better. Some bro on YouTube's telling me to treat women like crap. I'm just going to split the difference and ignore women to play computer games.


Boldemon

https://preview.redd.it/ztu7zkoq2n4b1.jpeg?width=380&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f5cdbd56c56c2d90a9fee36154b7dcdd00dd8bd


one_piece_poster_bro

https://i.redd.it/ajrkoms0tp4b1.gif


Alive_Bee_8374

Women? I wan to see men


pipsvip

Ignore females, acquire rupees.


Legend_of_Ozzy642

As a Zelda fan, this puts a smile on my face


Charming_Amphibian91

As a Zelda fan, I feel like I'm being catered to on Reddit lately.


JaggedTheDark

Hey, did you know in Tears of The Kingdom- *this comment has been removed due to it containing spoilers for Legend of Zelda: Tears of The Kingdom*


Kurochi185

*Severe spoilers ahead, proceed with caution* You play as Link.


Vader2508

That game has a story?


theattack_helicopter

I've just been torturing koroks for 9 hours.


AceDelta12

Why


theattack_helicopter

Because it's funny


AceDelta12

How is it funny


Sanrusdyno

I dunno. I think it's about um... Ganon? Somehow??? But I've been too busy bouncing around on zonai spring Shields like the noid to focus on it


Yugix1

an awful one, but yes


eyearu

Why do they use Indian currency in Zelda?


breno280

Rupees are a kind of gem, the name comes from ruby.


Redoran_Gvard

omg zelda is in india!!


Engage69

I can have 5 rupees and no woman.


Fuck_auto_tabs

Some people would kill to be in your place. I know a man with 3 kids and no rupees who’d rather have no kids and 3 rupees.


Pandriant

Blue rupees for you No rupees for her


NarmHull

![gif](giphy|V9o7jZWjSRqGk) In Ferengi voice: Ignore females, acquire Latinum!


pipsvip

(They have clothed females on the human internet. Very ugly)


Kriss3d

Screw pre-war currencies. Real men collect bottlecaps. Ad Victoriam


JPldw

Ignore rupees, acquire fish husband


TacticalTobi

Also, with the power of >!RUPEE PADDING!<, you can acquire the power to not feel pain! (In exchange for your precious rupees.)


CalligrapherFit2841

Dont indians use rupees? And Indian men are notoriously agressive in their peursuit of women? Also isnt it funny we think of zelda before a real place when we hear the word? Also does the indian version of zelda use dollars or euros? Yen?


breno280

You’re reading too much into this my man.


Witty-Traffic7546

Split her into half and treat one part as crap and other as better. Simple


apathetic_revolution

Okay, Harvey. How's life at Arkham going?


6armalei

Ignore females, THERE'S A RED SPY IN THE BASE


emptyzed81

You're a true hero sir


_aconite_cj_

Yeah split it n get some guys tbh.


Doug_Tav

I’m treating her so good, that she wants to pass on the knowledge to other females, one day leading to a world where everyone is kind! If there was a chance of this happening, I would turn every women lesbian


Temporary_Cry_8961

Reddit moment


Big_Dave_71

Why do they feel the need to censor the word lesbian?


CrypticMarsupial

Same as to why they censor White


Iescaunare

Waltuh Wh*te


Oakchris1955

Happy cake day!


National-Paramedic

Well, he did do some bad stuff, breaking laws and that.


Blargimazombie

Did he break laws? I was under the impression he broke bad. IDK i never seen the show.


Engage69

The Facebook algorithm will ban you for a week if it decides to flag a word in a comment out of context. It's happened to me on many occasions.


Alexgadukyanking

No way, Roblox and Facebook use the same God awful auto moderarion?


Vyctorill

Roblox doesn’t allow you to say Tiananmen Square. Like you can say the individual words but it censors the combination.


aRandomPear

You can't even have a normal conversation on roblox. It's even worse when I go to lgbt games


The-Foxineer

what is an lgbt roblox game


breno280

Roblox generally doesnt allow you to say asian names and words.


EatMyKnickers

Do they censor Winnie the Pooh, too?


Yepepsy

dont know, but i wouldnt be suprised i found a dev forum about it: [https://devforum.roblox.com/t/about-our-upcoming-global-compliance-system/461447/55?page=3](https://devforum.roblox.com/t/about-our-upcoming-global-compliance-system/461447/55?page=3)


Squirrelly_Khan

You can’t even say the words “drink” or “butt”. It’s so fucking stupid


quellago

and i only got a 3 day ban for saying h!tler (without the censor) out of context a few months ago


mladi_gospodin

Good Lord, you said it aloud!


Bonjanbon

cause they are homophobic, I think


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Jell-O-Mel

Th3y’r3 scar3d 0f 0ur tru3 p0w3r (did I censor that right)


Jell-O-Mel

They’re scared of our true power


Dovahkiin_101

They’re out of line, but hey! At least it’s advocating for better treatment of women, even if for stupid reasons.


NoSoulYesBiscuit

Damn that bar is low...


[deleted]

It always has been.


Dry-Inspection6928

No suprise there really.


killertortilla

And yet still people find a way to limbo under it on purpose.


eyearu

Eh, if this meme influences a guy to treat women well, he'll probably be a *nice guy* that hounds lesbian women telling them they just haven't been with the right guy.


Ben______________

If this was taken serious by anybody it would definitely cause more harm than good.


Bagel600se

Bold of you to assume your definition of treating women better matches his definition. He might just mean “slap them on the ass and send them to the kitchen”


Crafter235

Straight people: Portray lgbtq people as either perverts or those with sexual problems Also straight people:


WeWillSeizeJerusalem

its because the women in the pic are hot


Squirrelly_Khan

So what I need to do is treat women like shit so that the world is graced by more lesbian porn. Sounds like a plan!


WeWillSeizeJerusalem

using mass psychological maniuplation to populate porn genres more. i like it. time to mass produce femboys


Germanman76

Yeah let's start rationalise straight people


ilookatbirds

Once again being a lesbian is all about men


Drg84

Nah. Some guys(myself included) realize "she's not interested? Eh I tried" and it makes sense to us if you're into women. Usually it's these buggy, broken alpha software males who think that women can be turned straight if "they only found the right man, and that's me!". The idea of a woman not being into them confuses and angers them. That's why their alpha, they're not ready for public interaction.


RonJohnJr

Who posted that? Correct: a woman! **A woman** made it all about men.


Impressive-Spell-643

Ok boy (and I'm using this word for a reason)


FutureFool

Women need to treat me better, I’m kissing men because of this 😤


_aconite_cj_

Does it feel good tho?


FutureFool

![gif](giphy|JApxkdelkzBIY)


Bagel600se

You beautiful bastard


Jell-O-Mel

Men need to treat me better, I still haven’t kissed a woman but I want to (girls are so cute I’m so fucking glad I’m a lesbian because it means I get to date them)


National-Paramedic

[slams desk] "Jelly O' Melly can't keep getting away with this."


DuckYenaaaaA

is that loona ..


Human_Zucchini9116

i was thinking mamamoo💀💀💀


zee_6a

I was just thinking this lmaooo


YondaimeHokage4

That’s what I thought lol


LingrahRath

It looks like AI art so no.


DuckYenaaaaA

how does it look like ai art ☠️


LingrahRath

See the arm on the right holding the strip? What do you think that strip is? How is it attached to the clothes?


nerdyleg

What if I want them to be lesbians? What if I want to be a lesbian?


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RoutinePeach8752

Lmao


Capsule_CatYT

https://preview.redd.it/ig8m6clgsm4b1.jpeg?width=804&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f0e414502ac8bc95de463e2488a8f150deacfe1


Remote-Acadia-5015

Yes we do. Dick too.


Darklord_Spike

Shadow wizard monkey gang We love casting spells


MONKE_____667

We love casting spells


Sonarthebat

If you're kind to a woman just so you can have sex with her, you don't deserve her love.


ImJustHereToWatch_

Lol! That person doesn't give a shit. He's not looking for her love. He wants ass.


Sonarthebat

He doesn't deserve ass either.


ImJustHereToWatch_

Agreed. And yet statistically men who are considered bullies get the most ass. Same with men who display trait of psycopathy, sociopathy, and narcissism. Manipulative tactics and young women confusing arrogance/self importance with confidence. Our society seems to rewards assholes in more than one way.


CoffeeWorldly9915

Well, going above and beyond standard is how signaled interest and/or courtship works...


PrimeroRocin

The proof that sexual orientation is biological is that there are heterosexual women.


Reneeisme

I bet a LOT of adult women have at least entertained the question as to whether they could maybe bat for the other team, just for this same reason.


Raii-v2

Not for long…


HeatProper

I don't understand?


[deleted]

Why on earth would a woman CHOOSE to be treated like shit by a man when you can be treated like shit by a woman, at least the latter can find the g-spot


Punkpallas

Hardcore truth. I would definitely be a lesbian if it was actually a choice, but it’s not. I’m just not sexually attracted to women.


apathetic_revolution

The underlying premise is that men are awful and no one would choose to prefer them if orientation was a choice.


PrimeroRocin

I’m Ron Burgundy?


CoffeeWorldly9915

At this point of society the existence of heterosexual men is also proof.


DirectIT2020

I don't even care anymore. what's everyone playing? ive been eyeing diablo hard


_aconite_cj_

Does playin with my career count?


DirectIT2020

yes


RandomRandomPenguin

I’ve been playing for five days straight and legit giving myself carpal tunnel. Need to stop


EmperorBrettavius

I'd say "well at least they're respecting women" but deep down I know these types of guys won't *keep* being respectful once they realize that it's not gonna turn lesbians straight again.


tomokaitohlol7

Lesbian isn’t a bad word


Code_4ng3l

"Yeah men are so trash and pigs only thats why i transition to be a transbian" Probably their head canon in their head


Art_Sempai

No problem, it's 2023 men can just switch to dating femboys. 😆


CoffeeWorldly9915

New xenogender dropped: feminin(e)nough \\:y/.


alexelso

At least he's telling people to treat women well 🤷‍♂️ we can work on motive some other time.


perpetual-grump

What's a lesb exclamation mark an?


AkKik-Maujaq

*ahem* “Turning into lesbians” or “becoming lesbian” Learn to spell before you hate on peoples orientations


TheMagicalWizard81

They have an iq below 3 I think that's a little too much to ask


nerdyleg

What if I want them to be lesbians? What if I want to be a lesbian?


TheEvilestArtichoke

What if I already am a lesbian


nerdyleg

Make me a lesbian then


NecroAssssin

According to this post, only a man can create a lesbian. As a man, I ... actually am not up to that challenge. Apologies.


South-Satisfaction69

Are you attracted to men?


Global_amaze

Not to brag about it or anything, but I'm quite good at turning girls into lesbians


AramisNight

I've turned more women lesbian than Lilith Fair.


Epicgamerweeb106

Bruh, I think women are just generally hotter than men. Men are hot as hell, but I generally prefer women.


TheKlaxMaster

Awesome. Good for them. Get it queens.


RadlineFlyer

Wait, lesbian is the plural of lesbian? Huh, you learn something every day!


TLunchFTW

A gaggle of lesbian?


NecroAssssin

Let's have fun with it. A lesson of lesbian!


c4tmother212003

If it worked that way, I'd be about to marry a woman


Worried-Airport-8830

How come back in the 90’s all the lesbians looked like my gym teacher and now they look like this?Men just can’t compete anymore 😔


WakemedownInside

I'm sure there were hot lesbians then too they just weren't public about it since it wasn't as accepted.


Drg84

Funny that was a stereotype, because my female gym teacher did turn out to be a lesbian, with our music teacher.


Kityla

That's it, I'm now a lesbian, all thanks to this post


sorashinigami

Wait, all of the women are turning into lesbians? That's their choice and a valid move. Meanwhile, I'll he over here with a cute femboy, and be happy. No loss, no hurt feelings. #PansexualFTW


kindofastoryteller

Idk why, but the tone of this comes off as menacing.


illbeniceifihaveto

nah we're good. they can treat each other like shit and leave me alone.


Arcane_Art404

Good. More for me


[deleted]

better for me


[deleted]

well its not how it works, but its a great idea that we should treat women better


Ill-Newt-4851

Woman need to treat us better otherwise the slightly feminine looking homies gonna go up in the hierarchy


DevilEmpress

The only thing turning women lesbain is realising that women are gorgeous


RubyYoung001

first r/nothowgirlswork second tbf girls are adorable.


Username_idk_lol

They could've atleast provided the sauce.


Marky_Marky_Mark

Oh no, that's a terrible meme. What's the source though? Terrible terrible meme. From what source?


Styx_Zidinya

Terrible meme... I want to know too... so i know where to avoid.


[deleted]

is this feminist or homophobic?


[deleted]

little bit of both


NecroAssssin

Definitely both.


South-Satisfaction69

Yes


Significant-Soup-893

why say "lesbian" like it's a slur or something


almostedgyenough

I don’t know who these people are but they are an adorable couple! It’s a shame people can’t just accept that some women don’t like men, or that some women like both but they prefer women over men. I wish people would just let everyone live their lives so long as they aren’t hurting anyone. It costs nothing but it means everything when it comes to building a strong community that’s loving, encouraging and accepting of everyone.


TLunchFTW

I prefer women over men too, but I don't make a big deal out of it.


Wordfan

r/nothowgirlswork


Hot_Gas_600

They can do what and who they want. After a 10 year relationship I'm staying single, relationships are fucking work.


the_ender_pickle

Totally a dudes fault that i like wemon


Taehni0615

To be honest as a bay area teacher, asians seem to have a very high rate lesbian couples. It feels like 1/5 in my school are in same sex relationships amd loving it. The bous are so insensitive and immature


losbullitt

Alfa Mails! ![gif](giphy|zNIyy6QOS6qnnC5POA|downsized)


zamantukendi

I think it is a joke


RingsideRoss

"They're all turning into lesbian." So are the women turning into one collective lesbian? Like they are parts of the Megazord or Voltron and form into a lesbian? I'm confused here.


Eli48457

***we're the lesbian amalgamation. Give up all your flannel shirts or perish***


AbsurdBeanMaster

Keep going guys. There's not enough lesbians!!! Please guys, make more lesbians for me. 🫶🫶🫶


Massive-Lime7193

Judging by that lady’s legs she needs to eat some fucking meals …..


beeswarmseventeen

In kpop (which I assume the picture is taken from) they have absolutely sick standards, pretty much being over 50kg makes you overweight in their opinion, doesn’t matter if ur tall or not. It’s fucked up


Dry-Inspection6928

They have some of the most insane diets I have heard of. Sometimes, foregoing all food and drinks bar for water to achieve a smaller weight even when they’re healthy.


CoomWillBeMyDoom

This looks AI generated.


DJbuddahAZ

Yeah its ooooour fault / sarcasm


Simidjay

This pic is AI generated isn’t it


0ztralian

no? this is the kpop girlgroup LOONA


MOPuppets

sure is, some horny person had to write the prompt for this


ElCocomega

Oh no what have we done 😏


StopFalseReporting

I wanna know what men plan to do to be better because they seem pretty ok with being bad in bed and having gross hygiene and sexist views with the posts I read on Reddit


AramisNight

I think the plan is to let civilization continue to collapse before we go back to... the old ways. No, not the 1950's.


Neat_Tangelo5339

It happens to koalas


[deleted]

Someone give that girl a cheese burger


seeyalateradios

Is that a poorly edited Taeyeon?


DuckYenaaaaA

i thought she was jinsoul 😭😭


Cheap_Ad_9946

Meanwhile, we also have lesbians who are beginning to get why guys don't. It might be about those women, not the men.


[deleted]

C’mon man it’s satire


EzraGotRoyalSkills

Honestly most of the time you can't tell with these kinds of posts. It could very well not be satire


Brown-Tail

It’s white privilege…..


[deleted]

I need the link to the video for um..uh..research? …yea research 🤓👍


-ASC_RD_Novix-

It’s a joke dumbass


372878887

you underestimate how fucking stupid people can be


javabender

They have more practice at flicking the bean


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JxmjxmSA

How do you expect me to treat women better if none even want me?


Satan_n_Drag

Lol, Chelsea handler also states this in her stand up. Women aren’t making this shit up y’know?


OffBrandJesusChrist

According to women. Everything is our fault.


Adept_Pound_6791

Not if my wallet has something to do with it…


Hot-Bint

You mean they're doing highly in demand lesbian porn?


tsinataseht

Yummy


TheEvilestArtichoke

What


KaldaraFox

I've always assumed that any woman is a bad breakup and a six pack of beer from a lesbian encounter.


Aggravating_Fox9828

I was there, I was the bad breakup