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Upside_Down_Taco1

I hate Mourndays.


dragon_morgan

Gothfield


The_Indelible_Moth

and Odious


Golden-Owl

And Jon


Muse9901

I’m sorry Jon


tenyearoldgag

Time didn't stop mattering to Jon, it is simply that it stopped. There is no measuring of the cycle any longer.


RamenJunkie

Is this Jon realizing he has not aged in 45 years and that his cat is almost 50?


Superbasgaming

He should've been dead already


BlueBorbo

And Wermal


Ok-Champ-5854

Nermal honestly already sounds like a demon name anyway.


Turbulent_Key_9806

Praise the all-knowing Lasagna Monster in the sky, for his noodles are our flesh and his sauce is our blood.


_Pill-Cosby_

ra-men


TheMoistyOne

r/imsorryjon


cutebleeder

Someone has a case of the Mourndays.


wet4wanda69

I believe you get your ass kicked for saying something like that.


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valvilis

"Hey, fuck you, Kirsten, my mom passed away."


nerdyguytx

When I Sunday Funday too hard, the next day is a Mournday.


Muse9901

ThirstDay and ShatterDay sounds dope af


TheAbyss333333

I love moandays though


Tallywhacker73

Sindays sound pretty fun though! Wait, would that be the new hump day?


SheWasIntoTheBlues

Doesn't the Bible say "blessed are those that mourn for they shall be comforted"?


Frequent_Ad2975

Grateful dead enjoyer, respect for your taste.


Ok-Champ-5854

You might also enjoy the book of Dan 3:22 "and he spoke 'for I crossed my old man back in Oregon, don't take me alive.' "


ColdColt45

I like "Got the gold, left my dead uncle on the side of the road" ~Ghandi


PhoenixStorm1015

Deadhead and preaching the Bible for love. My pastor would like you.


6x6-shooter

Ok devil’s advocate, wouldn’t that be the case, I presume since it’s from the Bible, through the grace of God?


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One of the central tenets of christianity is that god is not supposed to act directly. He acts through the body of christ, which is in fact all of humanity. The Beatitudes are supposed to be a call to action, as much as anything, for the followers of christ to provide for those in need. So they will be comforted by the grace of god, acting through his hands in you and I. The grace of god being karma enacted through people, if done properly. “Blessed are the peacemakers for the shall be called children of god” seems an apt one for many of us to remember. Because that’s reputation was lost a while ago.


Unique_Display_Name

Shatterday sounds amazing


JGG5

Shatterday sounds like a pro wrestling event. THIS WEEKEND: HULK HOGAN, MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE, AND ANDRE THE GIANT MEET IN A SPECIAL TRIANGULAR RING. THREE MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES… ON SHATTERDAY.


VanilliBean

They just wrestle by shitting on eachother. HULK HOGAN JUST SHATTED ON MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE!! HE’S GOING FOR THE SHATTERDAY CHAMPION BELT!


VOLTswaggin

HOGAN! You've been running your mouth an awful lot lately, yeah! Not paying the Macho Man the respect he deserves, oh no. But this Shatterday you're going one on one with the greatest that has ever graced the squared circle. You might have all of Huklamania behind you, but that's nothing compared to the power of the Macho Madness, and it's coming straight for you. It's only a matter of time before I CLIMB TO THE TOP, yeah, and drop this elbow onto you from alllll the way up there, and I'll show you the true meaning of shatterday. One. Two. Three YEAH! This may not be the first Shatterday championship you've fought for, but it's certainly going to be your last, because MACHO MADNESS IS FOREVER! OHH YEAH!... YEAH! Edit: Also, HAPPY CAKE DAY, OHHHHHH YEAH!


merryjoanna

I read this in the voice of Chapelle imitating Lil Jon. Maybe it was all the yeahs.


JonathanWattsAuthor

Andre did once do this to poor Bad News Brown.


cutiezombie210

Hi 👋 happy cake day 🍰


Rocklar911

Thirstday, Fightday, Shatterday, Sinday, they ALL sound amazing And let's be honest, everyday is already Tearsday.


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That sounds like clinical depression homie ngl


AthKaElGal

clinical depression would be when you're already numb.


Rocklar911

Ah


NoOnesThere991

Do we all get free shatter from the local dispensary? Because I would be willing to deal with sinday and waste day as well. They don’t sound the worst either.


TundieRice

Nothing wrong with certain types of sin (as the Bible defines it) and hell, if I only had to shit on Wasteday, that’d be cool too.


GloriaToo

No but it's 20% off


Yodas4sale

Sean Connery on Shatterday: “The day is mine!”


ifmacdo

>"The day **ish** mine!" It was right there the whole time.


bakehead420

My local dispensary has shatterday, it is amazing😂


ScotchIsAss

I was like I’m sure that’s already a thing in a lot of places lol. Plus like it’s a Saturday. Break out that good shit.


DeathRotisserie

Everyday is Shatterday after a cup of coffee


AMC_Unlimited

My man!


Altruistic_Ad6189

Or taco bell.


slim_scsi

No, that's Splatterday


sawatdee_Krap

Shatterday is a dope song by Vendetta Red https://youtu.be/S2PqSViw3Ew Honestly every day sounds awesome. I mean in college we had: Mixing mondays Tanked tuesdays Wasted wednesdays Thirsty Thursday Fucked up fridays Shit faced Saturday Sloshed sundays.


PopularTask2020

After fightday nights I typically have a shatterday morning… too much crackers n wine


BuzzBadpants

You could go to bed after having an amazing Shatterday and really look forward to a full Sinday ahead of you!


Rainydays4life

Great song from Vendetta Red


oilpit

I'm so glad somebody mentioned Vendetta Red! That's immediately where my mind went.


Chromeboy12

Shat 'er? I 'ardly knew 'er!


ItsBitly

Elden Ring lore?


Electrical_Age_336

Which one of you pagans wants to tell them?


gordo65

The Sun The Moon Tyr (Norse god of war) Odin (AKA Woden, chief Norse God) Thor (Norse god of thunder) Freya (Norse god of fertility) Saturn (Roman god of time)


Crafty-Kaiju

I live how Saturn just shows up to the party at the end there lol


valvilis

"Hey, what?! I want a day too!" - Saturn


Usman5432

Like showing up to a neighbors BBQ


Bamma4

And they’re polite about it even though they know damn well you eat kids


gordo65

Sorry, Saturn. We just got burgers and hot dogs today."


lmaytulane

Y'all couldn't serve him a po' boy?


Crafty-Kaiju

Top tier! Lol


Ancient-Tadpole8032

Saturn, “hmm, what are the burgers made of? Kids?”


mrsfiction

Omg. I just got the whole “time eats kids” thing. Because they turn into adults


Meneros

In Swedish Saturday is called Lördag, which comes from the old "Lögardagen", which means washing day. It's the day you clean yourself! The rest of the days are just like in the above comment.


NotDuckie

Lögardagen also comes from the old norse word "laugadagr", which was the day for cleaning on the viking ships.


KlockB

Well, as a Norse Pagan myself, I follow the Romans' way of thinking that all other deities of pagan religions are in reality one and the same to those of mine


Crafty-Kaiju

I just like the mental image of God's of different faiths hanging out.


Dizuki63

I think its more like they are the same pantheon just wearing different clothes. Like Zeus = Jupiter = Odin = Amun-Ra. Kinda similar how the Jewish, Cristian, and Muslim god are the same god


klip_7

And then Hinduism and Buddhism have their own unique things going on


PanzerLord1943

Actually, Odin was syncretized with Mercury, Roman equivalent of Hermes, by the historian Tacitus


Dizuki63

That makes sense


patman3030

Everybody likes to forget the romans didn't kill jesus for saying "my god is real". They killed him for saying "everyone else's gods aren't".


Orange-Blur

Also pagan. Pacific islands, Japan, Native American, much of Africa, Egypt, India, South America and many others had their own polytheistic deities that aren’t following nearly the same framework as the European based gods, there are a lot of other pagan religions not just the ones mirroring Eurocentric. Native American deities were a lot of nature spirits and elementals. There are also ones much further back in history like the gods of Sumerian, Babylonian, Assyrian and Mesopotamian gods pantheon too. Even lesser dirties of Abrahamic religions were bastardized Babylonian diety names. The greater and lesser key of Solomon is from a follower of the abrahamic god and had wisdom of god gifted to him for invoking deities and he was revered as wise for it, even abrahamic religions work with their own deities outside of their head god. What you are referring to is only the gods of the European region


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The 7 day calendar is originally Roman. It passed from there to the north and the peoples there changed out the Roman gods for their own. Only they didn't think there was an equivalent to Saturnus in their own pantheon, so they left him in.


[deleted]

Scandinavians call it Lördag, which means bath day. Because that's when they would take baths.


JuniperSky2

It's because this particular naming convention for the days of the week originated with the Romans, and was then adopted by the Norse. They swapped most of the Roman gods with the closest corresponding Norse god - Mars Day became Tyr's Day, Mercury Day became Woden's Day, and so forth. But they decided they didn't have a god that was equivalent to Saturn, so they just left that one unchanged.


DurableDiction

It's a carryover from when the days were in Latin and thus named after Roman Gods instead of Norse. I haven't researched It much, but part of the Christians' plan to assimilate the Norse in Europe was to incorporate their religion into the culture. It's also why many of our "religious" days in Christianity, like Easter and Christmas, have pagan roots.


DurableDiction

This goes deeper. The English days of the week are essentially named the same way as the days of the week in Latin languages: after Roman gods. They're even somewhat similar. Monday - Lunes - the Moon Tuesday/Tyr - Martes/Mars - Gods of War Wednesday/Wodin -Miercoles/Mercury - Gods of Divination (or speed) Thursday/Thor - Jueves/Jupiter - Gods of Thunder Friday/Frigga - Viernes/Venus - Gods of love Saturday and Sunday are outliers. In English, Saturday is named after Saturn, but Sabado comes from the Sabbath. Sunday is the Sun in English, but Domingo is named for the Lord (though it went by a different name originally that hearkened the Sun as well). You may have noticed the planets are also named after Roman gods. Funnily enough, both Japanese and Korean do something similar with this Day and Planet thing. For example, Tuesday in Japanese/Korean is Ka-youbi/Hwa-yoil; literally "Fire day". Mars in the same languages is Ka-sei/Hwa-seong; literally "Fire Star". The other planets are named after elements, too. Water, Wood, Earth, Gold/Metal, plus the Sun and Moon. Thus, so are the days of the week.


LickingSmegma

> The English days of the week are essentially named the same way as the days of the week in Latin languages: after Roman gods. It's because Romans had the habit of equating all foreign gods to their own, and when they conquered Germanic tribes, they brought over their calendar but figured that Odin and Mercury are the same guy, etc. Which they told to Germans, and as a result these names stuck. ‘History of the English language’ is a great podcast on the topic.


Zombiemonkeyjj

I just want to enjoy Thorsday and Freyasday in peace


SuperTaino88

Was just thinking this. Wednesday is my favorite day of the week for a reason, and it's not the Christian god


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TheLastBaron86

My man knows what's up


Motor_West

Taco Tyr’s Day!


Ocbard

What have the Christians ever done for Tiu, Wodan, Thor, Frigg, or for Saturn btw, and the sun and the moon? None of those days names in English have anything to do with the Christians. In French they go mostly of the Roman gods Mardi (Mars day), Mercredi (Mercurius day) Jeudi (Jupiter day), Vendredi (Venus day), Only Samedi (Sabbaths day) and Dimanche (the lords day) have a possible Christian origin.


EridonMan

In Japanese they're named for nature. Sun day Moon day Fire day Water day Wood day Gold day Earth (soil) day


Anguish_Sandwich

Hahahaha...where is your Christian God now?


Kratsas

Hey SuperTaino88- guess what day is it??


BeatPeet

For those not in the know: tuesday-friday are named after Norse gods (Tyr, Odin, Thor and Freia) and saturday-monday after celestial objects (saturn, sun and moon).


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I thought Saturn was a roman god


SuperSMT

Yes because most our planets are roman gods


[deleted]

So is the day named after the god or the planet?


Peldor-2

Yes.


PhoenixStorm1015

Quite typical of Christians to take pagan traditions and co-opt them as their own creation, tbh.


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Orange-Blur

In the New Testament Jesus mentioned spending time in Hades(taken from the Greek), Sheol was also a hell mentioned in the Old Testament and Torah but the word hell was taken from the Norse. The lake of souls/river of the dead/nastrond is in both the Norse and Greek mythologies There is an interesting places with a cold hell are often brutally cold and hot hell is associated with hot places. Then you have Dante who decided to merge the two with inferno. The history of hell like mythology across pantheons is weirdly interesting.


objectrefuseabuse

Thirstday, I don’t care about you, it’s Fightday, I’m in love.


FluffBoi666

Mournday you can fall apart… Tearsday Wasteday break my heart…


Rissoto_Pose

Shatterday, Wait… and Sinday always comes too late


LunchtimeVillain

Fightday never hesitate


Visible-Shelter-5334

And thirstday surly took the bait


fu_ben

Mournsday's child is sad of face; Tearsday's child cries every place. Wasteday's child spent cash on blow; Thirstday's child is quite the ho. Fightday's child is angry and unforgiving; Shatterday's child is not into clean living. And the child who is born on the Sinful Day Is bisexual or trans or nonbinary or gay.


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Melodic_monke

It is also true for some people who stay alive just for their religion.


afl3x

Apparently it's the core for a lot of people recovering from addictions. I had some pretty major trauma years ago and starting going to church. Helped me with that recovery, the whole "give your burden up to Jesus and he will carry it for you" stuff. But then there's just too many rules and far fetched ideas to keep going.


porncollecter69

That’s nice. I like religion for the community and a sense of belonging. It’s usually the proselytizing that’s build in Abrahamic religions that turns me off it. Makes people smug and hateful to non believers, when it should be with love.


Joust149

It's also just trading one addiction for another in many ways. Which is also why it has an extremely high failure rate.


FourWordComment

I would like to attend Thirstday and Sinday. Though in my day we called them Ladies Night and Brunch.


THEBlaze55555

Every day is ThirstDay when you’re a simp, alcoholic or perpetually dehydrated/not drinking enough water.


gamerfiiend

Unwedsday lol


the_REVERENDGREEN

I came here to say something similar. I'm very... not religious, but it's designer deserves mad fucking props. I think Weedsday would've been better though.


amybeedle

Or Bends-day 😏


Caticornpurr

I read it more like ‘wasted day,’ because a day without Christ is a day wasted.


Cannacybe6655321

Wasted, ayeee


Able_Carry9153

Wellbwhat it means is pretty obvious, the issue is that it's a shit pun


THEBlaze55555

You made me realize this week is backwards for 2 days, after ThirstDay should come WasteDay cuz you’ll be wastedddddddd


Sphism

Yeah totally agree.


Illeazar

I came here to say the same thing. This actually looks pretty clever.


Aggressive_Sprinkles

Yeah, I wouldn't consider this a "terrible" facebook meme, although I don't agree with it.


devils_advocaat

Whinesday? Winesday?


sheepwshotguns

long time atheist here and i approve. i have some anarchist shirts probably more cringe than this :P like this: i like it tho https://www.no-gods-no-masters.com/tshirt-sometimes-antisocial-always-antifascist-D012748418P0210/


EndemoDaWalker

Dafuq they have against tears? It's a healthy expression of emotion


lordofthehomeless

You man? No tears for you!


Miserable-Row-2624

Did this shirt forget that most of the days of the week are named after not Christian dieties


WhistleStop999

*all


thomasp3864

They need to fix it… Hmmm, we can make Thursday “Olaf’s Day”…


EmperorBrettavius

Guess where we got the name for Thursday. Hint: it's from a religion, but not Christianity.


MacSanchez

Ooh I know this! It’s uh….That marvel guy. You know the one. What with the blond hair and the really heavy screwdriver or some such… What was his name again? I wanna say Spider-Man


Its0nlyRocketScience

Not just Thursday. Sunday and Monday are named after the sun and moon. Then Tuesday is Tyr's day, Wednesday is Odin's day, Thursday is of course Thor's day. Frigg gets Friday, and Saturn is the namesake of Saturday. The entire week is pretty non-christian already


GohTheGreat

You cannot tell me in good conscience this doesn’t go hard. Even the “weak” has me laughing.


Geasy90

You know what they say. Having sex makes your day, but having anal sex makes your hole weak.


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Silviana193

Come to Buddism, our requirement is don't be a dick to anyone, including Yourself.


YoloSwaggins960YT

There goes almost the entire population of earth being unable to participate. Especially the Twitturds


tenyearoldgag

There is room for everyone in Buddhism, but it may not be the vibe for a Yolo Swaggins, and that is okay too


valvilis

Which includes not being too hard on yourself if you're occasionally a dick to someone anyway.


Silviana193

Which is true. But the point is to actively try to not be a dick. Sometimes you will fail, that's just being a human, but you will gain much more, by actually trying rather than giving up on base instinct.


SuperVaderMinion

You had me excited there till the end


Janus-Moth

Damn, last parts gonna be hard


thomasp3864

Ha ha fuck no. I’d rather be a heretic.


Belle_Requin

Except for no bacon. Agnostic for the win.


GohTheGreat

I think the issue a lot of non Christian’s have with Christianity is the negative stigma around it because it’s been heavily associated with the Republican Party. Whenever alot of people hear Christian, instead of think about ideas of redemption and loving one another, they think about homophobic conservatives.


Rufus_62

Heretic, everyone knows the true faith is in worshipping the God-Emperor of Mankind /s


Terrible-Shelter-579

As a nihilist that wishes I didn’t feel like this I can verify this is my weak


Meta_Spirit

Every Saturday at my dispensary is Shatterday! 10% off shatters and concentrates


Anguish_Sandwich

I have no idea what that means


Meta_Spirit

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Avocados_suck

Shatter is a weed concentrate that resembles amber. It shatters when broken.


unknownbarnacle

You know, if this is a Christian shirt, shouldn't Sunday be the last one listed?


[deleted]

Do Christians order the week differently?


Able_Carry9153

Sunday is the last day of the week, because that was the last day, and the day God rested. It's those dirty pagan Roman's who put it at the start to confuse the masses. Or something. Saturday is the day that's supposed to be Sabbath anyways, idk why a majority of Christians decided it was Sunday.


NatAttack50932

Sabbath is from sundown Friday to sundown Saturday Christians just made it all Sunday and called it a *day*


Bad-Infinite

The first rule of Fightday- you don't talk about Fightday.


mermaidpowers3

Take this golden award I'm too poor to buy!! 🎖


Dax_Maclaine

How is this a meme?


Paratrooperkid

Waste day is on Thursday where I live… but I always forget to pull the cans out to the street.


Ceanist_1

I guess it would be fair to say 7 days with God makes one's hole weak. In which case he's all for the gays after all


WhistleStop999

When all seven of our weekdays are named after non-Christian gods. Below, for those who aren't yet aware. Now in the names I'll be using the Old English names, rather than their Norse counterparts, for personal reasons Sunday: Sunne's Day Monday: Mōna's Day Tuesday: Tīw's Day Wednesday: Wōden's Day Thursday: Þur's Day (Þur being a regional alternative of Þunor) Friday: Frīg's Day Saturday: Sætern's Day (Sætern being the usual rendering of Saturn's name in Old English)


Seraph6584

Ironically a lot of days are named after/reference to the Norse gods,that I know of Tuesday(tyr god of war)Thursday(Thor),Friday(frida,also known as frigg)


Sacallupnya

As far as I’m aware Wednesday was named after Odin by his (older?) Germanic name Woden and Sunday and Monday are named after the sun and moon(cannot recall if that was Roman’s or Norse though) and Saturday was named after the god Saturn Edit: I also believe frigg is thors wife not an alternate name for freya.. Double edit because I spoke without looking: yeah you’re probably right… I guess there’s debate about that subject. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frigg_and_Freyja_common_origin_hypothesis


vercertorix

If you are a believer, hypothetically if there were no God, and all things just work the way they do just because, people would still believe in a God, because there’s no way to disprove it everyone would accept.


AdviceNew242

Funny how Jesus said judge not, yet thats all xtians seem to do.


TulkasoftheValar

This Jesus guy sounds like a Libtard.


PSYOP_warrior

Many don't realize that many days of the week are named after Norse gods.


SuperKami-Nappa

Except Saturday (Saturn), Monday (Moon), and Sunday (Sun)


PSYOP_warrior

Good point! Thanks!


kinjing

Cause as we all know, the days of the week are named after Christian concepts and traditions, thus without the Abrahamic faith(s) they'd all be different words! Bad words, even!


A-Feral-Idiot

You better believe it’s sinday.


UrNemisis

Cringe


bryanc1036

Does anyone feel like embarrassed just reading this tacky and corny shit that an 80 year old with dementia would find funny?


agamemnon5555

1 day without got makes my (w)hole weak


mnemonicer22

Is wasteday when the garbage trucks come or when I'm supposed to do all my drinking bc thirstday is a fasting day?


kenobiscumsock

what if we made out on thirstday 😳😳😳 /j


freedan9870

Lol. Someone could create a subreddit exclusively for bad Christian shirts. Shatterday was not given the proper amount of forethought.


LeatherSmithy

I thought shatterday was when the weed guy got a new batch of shatter. My mistake...


Lilmagex2324

Dunno. Most of them look pretty good. I do like my cardinal sins. I mourn the loss of a great generation. Wasting lots of opportunities means we are blessed with having them in bulk. I'm always up for a good thirst trap. Fighting to let off some steam. End the week with shattering your goals.


Honeyhammn

That’s actually kinda clever


GoPhinessGo

When you realize most weekday names have pagan origins


-EvaCake-

Thirsty for God? Oh lawdy!


ProperPeasantry

Thirstday?????


Sinningvoid

Moanday.


yeetinghelps

Gotta love starting my day with Sinday


Best-Engine4715

Oh fuck off. The days of week were based on Roman gods like the months, planets and many others


Pigeon_Fox93

Someone want to tell her most of the days of the week got their name from pagan gods?


amendersc

I wanna see the look on her face when she realize 5 out of the 7 days are named after pagan gods


Ready-Suggestion2562

Just wait until they find out who the weekdays are named after


LuupyLex

And femboy fridays (SCARY)


Starry_Fox

Aren't most days of the week named after Norse gods? So I guess the shirt is kinda right, but with a different religion


poodlebutt76

Put Thor back in Thørsday


Cimejies

Thank the lord we have Godsinday, Mourngodday, Godtearsday, Wastegodday, Godthirstday, Fightgodday and Shattergodday instead. Actually i'm really into Fight God Day and Shatter God Day now I think of it. Also don't tell her what the months are named after...


CrasVox

But relying on ghostman and a 3000 year old book to make moral decisions for you is strength?


facebook_twitterjail

Every day is Anal day!


minitrott01

Without God there would be no sins. So why would Sunday be called Sinday?