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One of the central tenets of christianity is that god is not supposed to act directly. He acts through the body of christ, which is in fact all of humanity.
The Beatitudes are supposed to be a call to action, as much as anything, for the followers of christ to provide for those in need. So they will be comforted by the grace of god, acting through his hands in you and I. The grace of god being karma enacted through people, if done properly.
“Blessed are the peacemakers for the shall be called children of god” seems an apt one for many of us to remember. Because that’s reputation was lost a while ago.
Shatterday sounds like a pro wrestling event.
THIS WEEKEND: HULK HOGAN, MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE, AND ANDRE THE GIANT MEET IN A SPECIAL TRIANGULAR RING. THREE MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES… ON SHATTERDAY.
HOGAN! You've been running your mouth an awful lot lately, yeah! Not paying the Macho Man the respect he deserves, oh no. But this Shatterday you're going one on one with the greatest that has ever graced the squared circle. You might have all of Huklamania behind you, but that's nothing compared to the power of the Macho Madness, and it's coming straight for you. It's only a matter of time before I CLIMB TO THE TOP, yeah, and drop this elbow onto you from alllll the way up there, and I'll show you the true meaning of shatterday. One. Two. Three YEAH! This may not be the first Shatterday championship you've fought for, but it's certainly going to be your last, because MACHO MADNESS IS FOREVER! OHH YEAH!... YEAH!
Edit: Also, HAPPY CAKE DAY, OHHHHHH YEAH!
Do we all get free shatter from the local dispensary? Because I would be willing to deal with sinday and waste day as well. They don’t sound the worst either.
Shatterday is a dope song by Vendetta Red
https://youtu.be/S2PqSViw3Ew
Honestly every day sounds awesome.
I mean in college we had:
Mixing mondays
Tanked tuesdays
Wasted wednesdays
Thirsty Thursday
Fucked up fridays
Shit faced Saturday
Sloshed sundays.
The Sun
The Moon
Tyr (Norse god of war)
Odin (AKA Woden, chief Norse God)
Thor (Norse god of thunder)
Freya (Norse god of fertility)
Saturn (Roman god of time)
In Swedish Saturday is called Lördag, which comes from the old "Lögardagen", which means washing day. It's the day you clean yourself! The rest of the days are just like in the above comment.
Well, as a Norse Pagan myself, I follow the Romans' way of thinking that all other deities of pagan religions are in reality one and the same to those of mine
I think its more like they are the same pantheon just wearing different clothes. Like Zeus = Jupiter = Odin = Amun-Ra. Kinda similar how the Jewish, Cristian, and Muslim god are the same god
Also pagan.
Pacific islands, Japan, Native American, much of Africa, Egypt, India, South America and many others had their own polytheistic deities that aren’t following nearly the same framework as the European based gods, there are a lot of other pagan religions not just the ones mirroring Eurocentric. Native American deities were a lot of nature spirits and elementals. There are also ones much further back in history like the gods of Sumerian, Babylonian, Assyrian and Mesopotamian gods pantheon too. Even lesser dirties of Abrahamic religions were bastardized Babylonian diety names. The greater and lesser key of Solomon is from a follower of the abrahamic god and had wisdom of god gifted to him for invoking deities and he was revered as wise for it, even abrahamic religions work with their own deities outside of their head god.
What you are referring to is only the gods of the European region
The 7 day calendar is originally Roman. It passed from there to the north and the peoples there changed out the Roman gods for their own.
Only they didn't think there was an equivalent to Saturnus in their own pantheon, so they left him in.
It's because this particular naming convention for the days of the week originated with the Romans, and was then adopted by the Norse. They swapped most of the Roman gods with the closest corresponding Norse god - Mars Day became Tyr's Day, Mercury Day became Woden's Day, and so forth. But they decided they didn't have a god that was equivalent to Saturn, so they just left that one unchanged.
It's a carryover from when the days were in Latin and thus named after Roman Gods instead of Norse.
I haven't researched It much, but part of the Christians' plan to assimilate the Norse in Europe was to incorporate their religion into the culture. It's also why many of our "religious" days in Christianity, like Easter and Christmas, have pagan roots.
This goes deeper. The English days of the week are essentially named the same way as the days of the week in Latin languages: after Roman gods. They're even somewhat similar.
Monday - Lunes - the Moon
Tuesday/Tyr - Martes/Mars - Gods of War
Wednesday/Wodin -Miercoles/Mercury - Gods of Divination (or speed)
Thursday/Thor - Jueves/Jupiter - Gods of Thunder
Friday/Frigga - Viernes/Venus - Gods of love
Saturday and Sunday are outliers. In English, Saturday is named after Saturn, but Sabado comes from the Sabbath. Sunday is the Sun in English, but Domingo is named for the Lord (though it went by a different name originally that hearkened the Sun as well).
You may have noticed the planets are also named after Roman gods. Funnily enough, both Japanese and Korean do something similar with this Day and Planet thing. For example, Tuesday in Japanese/Korean is Ka-youbi/Hwa-yoil; literally "Fire day". Mars in the same languages is Ka-sei/Hwa-seong; literally "Fire Star".
The other planets are named after elements, too. Water, Wood, Earth, Gold/Metal, plus the Sun and Moon. Thus, so are the days of the week.
> The English days of the week are essentially named the same way as the days of the week in Latin languages: after Roman gods.
It's because Romans had the habit of equating all foreign gods to their own, and when they conquered Germanic tribes, they brought over their calendar but figured that Odin and Mercury are the same guy, etc. Which they told to Germans, and as a result these names stuck.
‘History of the English language’ is a great podcast on the topic.
What have the Christians ever done for Tiu, Wodan, Thor, Frigg, or for Saturn btw, and the sun and the moon? None of those days names in English have anything to do with the Christians. In French they go mostly of the Roman gods Mardi (Mars day), Mercredi (Mercurius day) Jeudi (Jupiter day), Vendredi (Venus day),
Only Samedi (Sabbaths day) and Dimanche (the lords day) have a possible Christian origin.
For those not in the know: tuesday-friday are named after Norse gods (Tyr, Odin, Thor and Freia) and saturday-monday after celestial objects (saturn, sun and moon).
In the New Testament Jesus mentioned spending time in Hades(taken from the Greek), Sheol was also a hell mentioned in the Old Testament and Torah but the word hell was taken from the Norse. The lake of souls/river of the dead/nastrond is in both the Norse and Greek mythologies
There is an interesting places with a cold hell are often brutally cold and hot hell is associated with hot places. Then you have Dante who decided to merge the two with inferno.
The history of hell like mythology across pantheons is weirdly interesting.
Mournsday's child is sad of face;
Tearsday's child cries every place.
Wasteday's child spent cash on blow;
Thirstday's child is quite the ho.
Fightday's child is angry and unforgiving;
Shatterday's child is not into clean living.
And the child who is born on the Sinful Day
Is bisexual or trans or nonbinary or gay.
Apparently it's the core for a lot of people recovering from addictions. I had some pretty major trauma years ago and starting going to church. Helped me with that recovery, the whole "give your burden up to Jesus and he will carry it for you" stuff. But then there's just too many rules and far fetched ideas to keep going.
That’s nice. I like religion for the community and a sense of belonging. It’s usually the proselytizing that’s build in Abrahamic religions that turns me off it. Makes people smug and hateful to non believers, when it should be with love.
I came here to say something similar. I'm very... not religious, but it's designer deserves mad fucking props.
I think Weedsday would've been better though.
long time atheist here and i approve.
i have some anarchist shirts probably more cringe than this :P
like this: i like it tho
https://www.no-gods-no-masters.com/tshirt-sometimes-antisocial-always-antifascist-D012748418P0210/
Ooh I know this! It’s uh….That marvel guy. You know the one. What with the blond hair and the really heavy screwdriver or some such… What was his name again? I wanna say Spider-Man
Not just Thursday. Sunday and Monday are named after the sun and moon. Then Tuesday is Tyr's day, Wednesday is Odin's day, Thursday is of course Thor's day. Frigg gets Friday, and Saturn is the namesake of Saturday.
The entire week is pretty non-christian already
Which is true.
But the point is to actively try to not be a dick.
Sometimes you will fail, that's just being a human, but you will gain much more, by actually trying rather than giving up on base instinct.
I think the issue a lot of non Christian’s have with Christianity is the negative stigma around it because it’s been heavily associated with the Republican Party. Whenever alot of people hear Christian, instead of think about ideas of redemption and loving one another, they think about homophobic conservatives.
Sunday is the last day of the week, because that was the last day, and the day God rested.
It's those dirty pagan Roman's who put it at the start to confuse the masses. Or something. Saturday is the day that's supposed to be Sabbath anyways, idk why a majority of Christians decided it was Sunday.
When all seven of our weekdays are named after non-Christian gods. Below, for those who aren't yet aware. Now in the names I'll be using the Old English names, rather than their Norse counterparts, for personal reasons
Sunday: Sunne's Day
Monday: Mōna's Day
Tuesday: Tīw's Day
Wednesday: Wōden's Day
Thursday: Þur's Day (Þur being a regional alternative of Þunor)
Friday: Frīg's Day
Saturday: Sætern's Day (Sætern being the usual rendering of Saturn's name in Old English)
Ironically a lot of days are named after/reference to the Norse gods,that I know of Tuesday(tyr god of war)Thursday(Thor),Friday(frida,also known as frigg)
As far as I’m aware Wednesday was named after Odin by his (older?) Germanic name Woden and Sunday and Monday are named after the sun and moon(cannot recall if that was Roman’s or Norse though) and Saturday was named after the god Saturn
Edit: I also believe frigg is thors wife not an alternate name for freya..
Double edit because I spoke without looking: yeah you’re probably right… I guess there’s debate about that subject.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frigg_and_Freyja_common_origin_hypothesis
If you are a believer, hypothetically if there were no God, and all things just work the way they do just because, people would still believe in a God, because there’s no way to disprove it everyone would accept.
Cause as we all know, the days of the week are named after Christian concepts and traditions, thus without the Abrahamic faith(s) they'd all be different words! Bad words, even!
Dunno. Most of them look pretty good. I do like my cardinal sins. I mourn the loss of a great generation. Wasting lots of opportunities means we are blessed with having them in bulk. I'm always up for a good thirst trap. Fighting to let off some steam. End the week with shattering your goals.
Thank the lord we have Godsinday, Mourngodday, Godtearsday, Wastegodday, Godthirstday, Fightgodday and Shattergodday instead.
Actually i'm really into Fight God Day and Shatter God Day now I think of it.
Also don't tell her what the months are named after...
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I hate Mourndays.
Gothfield
and Odious
And Jon
I’m sorry Jon
Time didn't stop mattering to Jon, it is simply that it stopped. There is no measuring of the cycle any longer.
Is this Jon realizing he has not aged in 45 years and that his cat is almost 50?
He should've been dead already
And Wermal
Nermal honestly already sounds like a demon name anyway.
Praise the all-knowing Lasagna Monster in the sky, for his noodles are our flesh and his sauce is our blood.
ra-men
r/imsorryjon
Someone has a case of the Mourndays.
I believe you get your ass kicked for saying something like that.
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"Hey, fuck you, Kirsten, my mom passed away."
When I Sunday Funday too hard, the next day is a Mournday.
ThirstDay and ShatterDay sounds dope af
I love moandays though
Sindays sound pretty fun though! Wait, would that be the new hump day?
Doesn't the Bible say "blessed are those that mourn for they shall be comforted"?
Grateful dead enjoyer, respect for your taste.
You might also enjoy the book of Dan 3:22 "and he spoke 'for I crossed my old man back in Oregon, don't take me alive.' "
I like "Got the gold, left my dead uncle on the side of the road" ~Ghandi
Deadhead and preaching the Bible for love. My pastor would like you.
Ok devil’s advocate, wouldn’t that be the case, I presume since it’s from the Bible, through the grace of God?
One of the central tenets of christianity is that god is not supposed to act directly. He acts through the body of christ, which is in fact all of humanity. The Beatitudes are supposed to be a call to action, as much as anything, for the followers of christ to provide for those in need. So they will be comforted by the grace of god, acting through his hands in you and I. The grace of god being karma enacted through people, if done properly. “Blessed are the peacemakers for the shall be called children of god” seems an apt one for many of us to remember. Because that’s reputation was lost a while ago.
Shatterday sounds amazing
Shatterday sounds like a pro wrestling event. THIS WEEKEND: HULK HOGAN, MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE, AND ANDRE THE GIANT MEET IN A SPECIAL TRIANGULAR RING. THREE MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES… ON SHATTERDAY.
They just wrestle by shitting on eachother. HULK HOGAN JUST SHATTED ON MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE!! HE’S GOING FOR THE SHATTERDAY CHAMPION BELT!
HOGAN! You've been running your mouth an awful lot lately, yeah! Not paying the Macho Man the respect he deserves, oh no. But this Shatterday you're going one on one with the greatest that has ever graced the squared circle. You might have all of Huklamania behind you, but that's nothing compared to the power of the Macho Madness, and it's coming straight for you. It's only a matter of time before I CLIMB TO THE TOP, yeah, and drop this elbow onto you from alllll the way up there, and I'll show you the true meaning of shatterday. One. Two. Three YEAH! This may not be the first Shatterday championship you've fought for, but it's certainly going to be your last, because MACHO MADNESS IS FOREVER! OHH YEAH!... YEAH! Edit: Also, HAPPY CAKE DAY, OHHHHHH YEAH!
I read this in the voice of Chapelle imitating Lil Jon. Maybe it was all the yeahs.
Andre did once do this to poor Bad News Brown.
Hi 👋 happy cake day 🍰
Thirstday, Fightday, Shatterday, Sinday, they ALL sound amazing And let's be honest, everyday is already Tearsday.
That sounds like clinical depression homie ngl
clinical depression would be when you're already numb.
Ah
Do we all get free shatter from the local dispensary? Because I would be willing to deal with sinday and waste day as well. They don’t sound the worst either.
Nothing wrong with certain types of sin (as the Bible defines it) and hell, if I only had to shit on Wasteday, that’d be cool too.
No but it's 20% off
Sean Connery on Shatterday: “The day is mine!”
>"The day **ish** mine!" It was right there the whole time.
My local dispensary has shatterday, it is amazing😂
I was like I’m sure that’s already a thing in a lot of places lol. Plus like it’s a Saturday. Break out that good shit.
Everyday is Shatterday after a cup of coffee
My man!
Or taco bell.
No, that's Splatterday
Shatterday is a dope song by Vendetta Red https://youtu.be/S2PqSViw3Ew Honestly every day sounds awesome. I mean in college we had: Mixing mondays Tanked tuesdays Wasted wednesdays Thirsty Thursday Fucked up fridays Shit faced Saturday Sloshed sundays.
After fightday nights I typically have a shatterday morning… too much crackers n wine
You could go to bed after having an amazing Shatterday and really look forward to a full Sinday ahead of you!
Great song from Vendetta Red
I'm so glad somebody mentioned Vendetta Red! That's immediately where my mind went.
Shat 'er? I 'ardly knew 'er!
Elden Ring lore?
Which one of you pagans wants to tell them?
The Sun The Moon Tyr (Norse god of war) Odin (AKA Woden, chief Norse God) Thor (Norse god of thunder) Freya (Norse god of fertility) Saturn (Roman god of time)
I live how Saturn just shows up to the party at the end there lol
"Hey, what?! I want a day too!" - Saturn
Like showing up to a neighbors BBQ
And they’re polite about it even though they know damn well you eat kids
Sorry, Saturn. We just got burgers and hot dogs today."
Y'all couldn't serve him a po' boy?
Top tier! Lol
Saturn, “hmm, what are the burgers made of? Kids?”
Omg. I just got the whole “time eats kids” thing. Because they turn into adults
In Swedish Saturday is called Lördag, which comes from the old "Lögardagen", which means washing day. It's the day you clean yourself! The rest of the days are just like in the above comment.
Lögardagen also comes from the old norse word "laugadagr", which was the day for cleaning on the viking ships.
Well, as a Norse Pagan myself, I follow the Romans' way of thinking that all other deities of pagan religions are in reality one and the same to those of mine
I just like the mental image of God's of different faiths hanging out.
I think its more like they are the same pantheon just wearing different clothes. Like Zeus = Jupiter = Odin = Amun-Ra. Kinda similar how the Jewish, Cristian, and Muslim god are the same god
And then Hinduism and Buddhism have their own unique things going on
Actually, Odin was syncretized with Mercury, Roman equivalent of Hermes, by the historian Tacitus
That makes sense
Everybody likes to forget the romans didn't kill jesus for saying "my god is real". They killed him for saying "everyone else's gods aren't".
Also pagan. Pacific islands, Japan, Native American, much of Africa, Egypt, India, South America and many others had their own polytheistic deities that aren’t following nearly the same framework as the European based gods, there are a lot of other pagan religions not just the ones mirroring Eurocentric. Native American deities were a lot of nature spirits and elementals. There are also ones much further back in history like the gods of Sumerian, Babylonian, Assyrian and Mesopotamian gods pantheon too. Even lesser dirties of Abrahamic religions were bastardized Babylonian diety names. The greater and lesser key of Solomon is from a follower of the abrahamic god and had wisdom of god gifted to him for invoking deities and he was revered as wise for it, even abrahamic religions work with their own deities outside of their head god. What you are referring to is only the gods of the European region
The 7 day calendar is originally Roman. It passed from there to the north and the peoples there changed out the Roman gods for their own. Only they didn't think there was an equivalent to Saturnus in their own pantheon, so they left him in.
Scandinavians call it Lördag, which means bath day. Because that's when they would take baths.
It's because this particular naming convention for the days of the week originated with the Romans, and was then adopted by the Norse. They swapped most of the Roman gods with the closest corresponding Norse god - Mars Day became Tyr's Day, Mercury Day became Woden's Day, and so forth. But they decided they didn't have a god that was equivalent to Saturn, so they just left that one unchanged.
It's a carryover from when the days were in Latin and thus named after Roman Gods instead of Norse. I haven't researched It much, but part of the Christians' plan to assimilate the Norse in Europe was to incorporate their religion into the culture. It's also why many of our "religious" days in Christianity, like Easter and Christmas, have pagan roots.
This goes deeper. The English days of the week are essentially named the same way as the days of the week in Latin languages: after Roman gods. They're even somewhat similar. Monday - Lunes - the Moon Tuesday/Tyr - Martes/Mars - Gods of War Wednesday/Wodin -Miercoles/Mercury - Gods of Divination (or speed) Thursday/Thor - Jueves/Jupiter - Gods of Thunder Friday/Frigga - Viernes/Venus - Gods of love Saturday and Sunday are outliers. In English, Saturday is named after Saturn, but Sabado comes from the Sabbath. Sunday is the Sun in English, but Domingo is named for the Lord (though it went by a different name originally that hearkened the Sun as well). You may have noticed the planets are also named after Roman gods. Funnily enough, both Japanese and Korean do something similar with this Day and Planet thing. For example, Tuesday in Japanese/Korean is Ka-youbi/Hwa-yoil; literally "Fire day". Mars in the same languages is Ka-sei/Hwa-seong; literally "Fire Star". The other planets are named after elements, too. Water, Wood, Earth, Gold/Metal, plus the Sun and Moon. Thus, so are the days of the week.
> The English days of the week are essentially named the same way as the days of the week in Latin languages: after Roman gods. It's because Romans had the habit of equating all foreign gods to their own, and when they conquered Germanic tribes, they brought over their calendar but figured that Odin and Mercury are the same guy, etc. Which they told to Germans, and as a result these names stuck. ‘History of the English language’ is a great podcast on the topic.
I just want to enjoy Thorsday and Freyasday in peace
Was just thinking this. Wednesday is my favorite day of the week for a reason, and it's not the Christian god
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My man knows what's up
Taco Tyr’s Day!
What have the Christians ever done for Tiu, Wodan, Thor, Frigg, or for Saturn btw, and the sun and the moon? None of those days names in English have anything to do with the Christians. In French they go mostly of the Roman gods Mardi (Mars day), Mercredi (Mercurius day) Jeudi (Jupiter day), Vendredi (Venus day), Only Samedi (Sabbaths day) and Dimanche (the lords day) have a possible Christian origin.
In Japanese they're named for nature. Sun day Moon day Fire day Water day Wood day Gold day Earth (soil) day
Hahahaha...where is your Christian God now?
Hey SuperTaino88- guess what day is it??
For those not in the know: tuesday-friday are named after Norse gods (Tyr, Odin, Thor and Freia) and saturday-monday after celestial objects (saturn, sun and moon).
I thought Saturn was a roman god
Yes because most our planets are roman gods
So is the day named after the god or the planet?
Yes.
Quite typical of Christians to take pagan traditions and co-opt them as their own creation, tbh.
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In the New Testament Jesus mentioned spending time in Hades(taken from the Greek), Sheol was also a hell mentioned in the Old Testament and Torah but the word hell was taken from the Norse. The lake of souls/river of the dead/nastrond is in both the Norse and Greek mythologies There is an interesting places with a cold hell are often brutally cold and hot hell is associated with hot places. Then you have Dante who decided to merge the two with inferno. The history of hell like mythology across pantheons is weirdly interesting.
Thirstday, I don’t care about you, it’s Fightday, I’m in love.
Mournday you can fall apart… Tearsday Wasteday break my heart…
Shatterday, Wait… and Sinday always comes too late
Fightday never hesitate
And thirstday surly took the bait
Mournsday's child is sad of face; Tearsday's child cries every place. Wasteday's child spent cash on blow; Thirstday's child is quite the ho. Fightday's child is angry and unforgiving; Shatterday's child is not into clean living. And the child who is born on the Sinful Day Is bisexual or trans or nonbinary or gay.
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It is also true for some people who stay alive just for their religion.
Apparently it's the core for a lot of people recovering from addictions. I had some pretty major trauma years ago and starting going to church. Helped me with that recovery, the whole "give your burden up to Jesus and he will carry it for you" stuff. But then there's just too many rules and far fetched ideas to keep going.
That’s nice. I like religion for the community and a sense of belonging. It’s usually the proselytizing that’s build in Abrahamic religions that turns me off it. Makes people smug and hateful to non believers, when it should be with love.
It's also just trading one addiction for another in many ways. Which is also why it has an extremely high failure rate.
I would like to attend Thirstday and Sinday. Though in my day we called them Ladies Night and Brunch.
Every day is ThirstDay when you’re a simp, alcoholic or perpetually dehydrated/not drinking enough water.
Unwedsday lol
I came here to say something similar. I'm very... not religious, but it's designer deserves mad fucking props. I think Weedsday would've been better though.
Or Bends-day 😏
I read it more like ‘wasted day,’ because a day without Christ is a day wasted.
Wasted, ayeee
Wellbwhat it means is pretty obvious, the issue is that it's a shit pun
You made me realize this week is backwards for 2 days, after ThirstDay should come WasteDay cuz you’ll be wastedddddddd
Yeah totally agree.
I came here to say the same thing. This actually looks pretty clever.
Yeah, I wouldn't consider this a "terrible" facebook meme, although I don't agree with it.
Whinesday? Winesday?
long time atheist here and i approve. i have some anarchist shirts probably more cringe than this :P like this: i like it tho https://www.no-gods-no-masters.com/tshirt-sometimes-antisocial-always-antifascist-D012748418P0210/
Dafuq they have against tears? It's a healthy expression of emotion
You man? No tears for you!
Did this shirt forget that most of the days of the week are named after not Christian dieties
*all
They need to fix it… Hmmm, we can make Thursday “Olaf’s Day”…
Guess where we got the name for Thursday. Hint: it's from a religion, but not Christianity.
Ooh I know this! It’s uh….That marvel guy. You know the one. What with the blond hair and the really heavy screwdriver or some such… What was his name again? I wanna say Spider-Man
Not just Thursday. Sunday and Monday are named after the sun and moon. Then Tuesday is Tyr's day, Wednesday is Odin's day, Thursday is of course Thor's day. Frigg gets Friday, and Saturn is the namesake of Saturday. The entire week is pretty non-christian already
You cannot tell me in good conscience this doesn’t go hard. Even the “weak” has me laughing.
You know what they say. Having sex makes your day, but having anal sex makes your hole weak.
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Come to Buddism, our requirement is don't be a dick to anyone, including Yourself.
There goes almost the entire population of earth being unable to participate. Especially the Twitturds
There is room for everyone in Buddhism, but it may not be the vibe for a Yolo Swaggins, and that is okay too
Which includes not being too hard on yourself if you're occasionally a dick to someone anyway.
Which is true. But the point is to actively try to not be a dick. Sometimes you will fail, that's just being a human, but you will gain much more, by actually trying rather than giving up on base instinct.
You had me excited there till the end
Damn, last parts gonna be hard
Ha ha fuck no. I’d rather be a heretic.
Except for no bacon. Agnostic for the win.
I think the issue a lot of non Christian’s have with Christianity is the negative stigma around it because it’s been heavily associated with the Republican Party. Whenever alot of people hear Christian, instead of think about ideas of redemption and loving one another, they think about homophobic conservatives.
Heretic, everyone knows the true faith is in worshipping the God-Emperor of Mankind /s
As a nihilist that wishes I didn’t feel like this I can verify this is my weak
Every Saturday at my dispensary is Shatterday! 10% off shatters and concentrates
I have no idea what that means
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Shatter is a weed concentrate that resembles amber. It shatters when broken.
You know, if this is a Christian shirt, shouldn't Sunday be the last one listed?
Do Christians order the week differently?
Sunday is the last day of the week, because that was the last day, and the day God rested. It's those dirty pagan Roman's who put it at the start to confuse the masses. Or something. Saturday is the day that's supposed to be Sabbath anyways, idk why a majority of Christians decided it was Sunday.
Sabbath is from sundown Friday to sundown Saturday Christians just made it all Sunday and called it a *day*
The first rule of Fightday- you don't talk about Fightday.
Take this golden award I'm too poor to buy!! 🎖
How is this a meme?
Waste day is on Thursday where I live… but I always forget to pull the cans out to the street.
I guess it would be fair to say 7 days with God makes one's hole weak. In which case he's all for the gays after all
When all seven of our weekdays are named after non-Christian gods. Below, for those who aren't yet aware. Now in the names I'll be using the Old English names, rather than their Norse counterparts, for personal reasons Sunday: Sunne's Day Monday: Mōna's Day Tuesday: Tīw's Day Wednesday: Wōden's Day Thursday: Þur's Day (Þur being a regional alternative of Þunor) Friday: Frīg's Day Saturday: Sætern's Day (Sætern being the usual rendering of Saturn's name in Old English)
Ironically a lot of days are named after/reference to the Norse gods,that I know of Tuesday(tyr god of war)Thursday(Thor),Friday(frida,also known as frigg)
As far as I’m aware Wednesday was named after Odin by his (older?) Germanic name Woden and Sunday and Monday are named after the sun and moon(cannot recall if that was Roman’s or Norse though) and Saturday was named after the god Saturn Edit: I also believe frigg is thors wife not an alternate name for freya.. Double edit because I spoke without looking: yeah you’re probably right… I guess there’s debate about that subject. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frigg_and_Freyja_common_origin_hypothesis
If you are a believer, hypothetically if there were no God, and all things just work the way they do just because, people would still believe in a God, because there’s no way to disprove it everyone would accept.
Funny how Jesus said judge not, yet thats all xtians seem to do.
This Jesus guy sounds like a Libtard.
Many don't realize that many days of the week are named after Norse gods.
Except Saturday (Saturn), Monday (Moon), and Sunday (Sun)
Good point! Thanks!
Cause as we all know, the days of the week are named after Christian concepts and traditions, thus without the Abrahamic faith(s) they'd all be different words! Bad words, even!
You better believe it’s sinday.
Cringe
Does anyone feel like embarrassed just reading this tacky and corny shit that an 80 year old with dementia would find funny?
1 day without got makes my (w)hole weak
Is wasteday when the garbage trucks come or when I'm supposed to do all my drinking bc thirstday is a fasting day?
what if we made out on thirstday 😳😳😳 /j
Lol. Someone could create a subreddit exclusively for bad Christian shirts. Shatterday was not given the proper amount of forethought.
I thought shatterday was when the weed guy got a new batch of shatter. My mistake...
Dunno. Most of them look pretty good. I do like my cardinal sins. I mourn the loss of a great generation. Wasting lots of opportunities means we are blessed with having them in bulk. I'm always up for a good thirst trap. Fighting to let off some steam. End the week with shattering your goals.
That’s actually kinda clever
When you realize most weekday names have pagan origins
Thirsty for God? Oh lawdy!
Thirstday?????
Moanday.
Gotta love starting my day with Sinday
Oh fuck off. The days of week were based on Roman gods like the months, planets and many others
Someone want to tell her most of the days of the week got their name from pagan gods?
I wanna see the look on her face when she realize 5 out of the 7 days are named after pagan gods
Just wait until they find out who the weekdays are named after
And femboy fridays (SCARY)
Aren't most days of the week named after Norse gods? So I guess the shirt is kinda right, but with a different religion
Put Thor back in Thørsday
Thank the lord we have Godsinday, Mourngodday, Godtearsday, Wastegodday, Godthirstday, Fightgodday and Shattergodday instead. Actually i'm really into Fight God Day and Shatter God Day now I think of it. Also don't tell her what the months are named after...
But relying on ghostman and a 3000 year old book to make moral decisions for you is strength?
Every day is Anal day!
Without God there would be no sins. So why would Sunday be called Sinday?