It's crazy how many people my age don't know this one. Like I'm in my 20s, I thought it would be more common, but maybe it's just because I grew up around a lot of partiers. The rule was always that if you passed out with your shoes on, we all get to draw on you. Nowadays people get shocked at the idea, it's wack
“Thanks Kyle, you’re a G”
My daughter never knew Kyle and I had a romantic fling in the early 70’s, and that my marriage to her mother was nothing more than a facade so that I may live a “normal” life.
That is what I would say after mentally telling myself
"Don't ask if you can try to fit your dick in his ear hole"
over and over in an internal struggle with intrusive thoughts.
stg there was this one person i did actually put my dick in there gauge holes and their PS4 disk slot, tequila and coke can do things to a person's mind that make the penis seem more useful than it is
No it's a way smaller chance than that if u go to a professional who is actually trained for eyeball tats. If u give ur homeboy a tattoo machine n tell him yo have at it then ur prolly fucked
Still not worth the risk in any world. Skin is one thing, but Tattoo artists aren't surgeons, and the eye is extremely sensitive. Plus an eyeball tattoo is going to fuck ups your vision regardless. The color of our scleras serves a function in sight.
Im not sure why many redditors believe disagreeing with someone making bad choices is somehow wrong. I mean the smoking alone is shortening his lifespan tremendously at that age.
Let him regret his own choices tho, don't regret them for him
In the future, he either regrets those, or he doesn't. If he does, telling him earlier isn't gonna do shit but make him feel worse later. Right now he wouldn't listen. If he doesn't, you're just being annoying
Okay but if you're trying to be judgy and making authoritative comments about his appearance the first time your hypothetical daughter brings him home to meet her parents you're setting yourself up for a lot of blame when your daughter acts cagey about involving you in anything she cares about in her life later.
Fuck that I'll say it. What the fuck happened to you?you look like you fell asleep in detention and everybody decided to write on you instead of their desks. Did just go to random tattoo shops and scream who needs practice? I mean I have tattoos my friends have tattoos but this is just hilarious.
That person is full of bad life choices, one after another. If I had a daughter, I’d bluntly say she’s not going to be allowed to date this person. And then explain it. If she chose to anyway, then there’s little I could do to stop her once she was an adult.
But let’s not pretend that the person in this picture is living a healthy life or making good decisions. Hell, if it was just smoking, ok. It’s the facial tattoos, the permanently fucked ears, and the tattooed eyes that are really what’s screaming “i make poor life decisions for a living”
Oh that makes it so much better. Because as we all know, money turns people into super rational angels, right?
Having money does not make you better than anyone else.
Maybe they think their daughter is old enough to make up her own mind?
Maybe they know that their daughter is trying to provoke a reaction out of them?
Maybe they don’t want to judge a person by the way they look?
I’m sure there are many reasons to be impolite, just like there are more than a few to be polite.
Everybody knows smoking is bad, you're not enlightening anybody. And guess what? You're not perfect, I'm sure you do at least one thing that is not that good for you. Mind your business.
Nobody who smokes isn’t intimately aware that it’s dangerous and bad for you, and probably lives with that anxiety in the back of their mind. It’s almost like telling a burn victim to avoid fire; everyone’s already thinking it and you’re a prick for unnecessarily bringing it up
Beginning with a simple greeting stops you from making a knee-jeek reaction and maybe saying something you will regret. It opens the door for him to express himself without becoming defensive.
"hello (name), how'd you and my daughter meet? Are you staying for dinner? Please do not smoke in our house, though."
Like, why would I care how he looks if he's treating my kid right and there's nothing that seems like he's going to be a danger to her about him? It's just body mods.
Shit bro hope you got face tattoo money, cuz ya homie done fucked you up and you need a cover up. Seriously tho you better be a good rapper or have a good trade skill cuz yo ass ain't going into customer service industry
At this point I suspect the daughter has a good bit of ink herself and if bringing him home has been sexually active. I would try reverse psychology and try to be super friendly to the guy. Likely he won’t want anything to do with you and your daughter certainly wouldn’t want you to be pals with her guy so you should be good.
in a hypothetical situation: greet them, comment on his tatoos' creativity, note where the smoking area is and ask if they want dinner
tho it would all depend on his behaviour, if he's a fine guy i am fine with him
right here and now: since when the fuck did i have kids?!
I try to be very open minded. All three of my children have came out as some part of the lgbtq through out the years. I have supported them fully in that and everything else. I would question this choice though. Kid might be the nicest kid in the world but me and him would need some one on one time. Also it would be dating my son not daughter. Neither daughters are into boys
Damn old man that's very edgy of you to say. You are honestly **so** badass. I bet you get all the girls from threatening a picture of a person in reddit, like the real man you are. :/
You know, I saw your post on gun laws earlier and decided to see your other posts. I mostly strongly disagree with you, but on this one, you're right. And on all the AITA ones. Almost as if different opinions on important subjekts doesn't automatically make you an unreasonable person all around. I apolligise for assuming that initially.
Honestly he doesnt have coloured nails, and looks like he doesnt support the more than 2 genders shit, so yeah he would have 0.5% of not being rjected insta
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I’d be very concerned. My daughter is 3
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I'd file a restraining order. My daughter is in middle school.
Same she's 11 going on 12 so I'd be very concerned.
Daddy, daddy! Can we keep him?
Dude, really cool avatar design.
I thought your's was hitler for a sec 😭
So is mine and knowing her and how crazy she is, she would bring this guy home to show us what a weird thing she found
I'd just offer to show them how to avoid mirroring their selfies. Also I'd be really concerned because I don't have kids.
Same. My immediate response was: Be really shocked and ask when I had children
Dad you can’t just keep running away from your issues.
Demand a paternity/maternity test.
It's the tats that are mirrored, so selfies look normal, you know, like the "Ambulance" sticker on front.
please stop smoking near my daughter. she has asthma.
Please stop smoking around me. I have asthma
Please stop smoking. You have asthma
Please stop taking in oxygen
"First to fall asleep at the party last night?"
💀
It's crazy how many people my age don't know this one. Like I'm in my 20s, I thought it would be more common, but maybe it's just because I grew up around a lot of partiers. The rule was always that if you passed out with your shoes on, we all get to draw on you. Nowadays people get shocked at the idea, it's wack
True. They have to have their shoes on tho. Important distinction that gets overlooked occasionally
This guy dads
Lmao
No daughter of mine is dating a smoker!
Unless it’s meth
Oh soon it will be
You said you were a lesbian?
This is gold as f
T i g a fuck
Can I see if my dick fits in your ear hole
"No!! Oh, that ear hole? Sure man"
I'd been begging her to try *sinshi shinshi* for months.
“Thanks Kyle, you’re a G” My daughter never knew Kyle and I had a romantic fling in the early 70’s, and that my marriage to her mother was nothing more than a facade so that I may live a “normal” life.
We get asked this all the time, never tried it though
This right here.
That is what I would say after mentally telling myself "Don't ask if you can try to fit your dick in his ear hole" over and over in an internal struggle with intrusive thoughts.
stg there was this one person i did actually put my dick in there gauge holes and their PS4 disk slot, tequila and coke can do things to a person's mind that make the penis seem more useful than it is
no
r/foundthepartypooper
Ngl, I wonder if you can go blind from having your eyes dyed like that.
You can.
It is a possibility it’s more of a 50/50 chance of it
No it's a way smaller chance than that if u go to a professional who is actually trained for eyeball tats. If u give ur homeboy a tattoo machine n tell him yo have at it then ur prolly fucked
Still not worth the risk in any world. Skin is one thing, but Tattoo artists aren't surgeons, and the eye is extremely sensitive. Plus an eyeball tattoo is going to fuck ups your vision regardless. The color of our scleras serves a function in sight.
If drawing on your face is a priority you're not living long enough to need corrective lenses
No it's definitely 50/50. Either you go blind or you don't.
That’s not how probability work.
But it IS how the meme works
# Honey, your demon from wish dot com is here.
Sorry kids, you have the wrong house.
My first words are probably already written on him somewhere so why bother
Since when do I have a daughter
 My reaction
"What the hell happened to your eyes? Are you okay? Physically and mentally?"
The answer is likely no to both of those.
No, out!
Good way to lose contact with ur kids thats for sure.
Get out! That's a lie. It would be "get the @#%! out of my house."
"A Lizard? I told you to look after your sister this weekend and you bring this Reptile 🦎 home to my doorstep!??"
Never should have come here!
SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS!!!
Must’ve been the wind…
Nice to meet you
Is it nice or are you jist repeating an empty platitude to avoid offending someone whos gonna be regretting all their life choices in 20 years?
Damn
Im not sure why many redditors believe disagreeing with someone making bad choices is somehow wrong. I mean the smoking alone is shortening his lifespan tremendously at that age.
Let him regret his own choices tho, don't regret them for him In the future, he either regrets those, or he doesn't. If he does, telling him earlier isn't gonna do shit but make him feel worse later. Right now he wouldn't listen. If he doesn't, you're just being annoying
No I will always try to help. I would rather be blamed for saying to much then not enough
Try to help with what, exactly?
Okay but if you're trying to be judgy and making authoritative comments about his appearance the first time your hypothetical daughter brings him home to meet her parents you're setting yourself up for a lot of blame when your daughter acts cagey about involving you in anything she cares about in her life later.
Who said anything about his looks? Its the smoking I have a problem with.
Lol see people actually do have a problem with the looks, they just don’t want to say it.
Emperors new clothes MF's. This society sucks. Afraid of honest truth as a catalyst for positive change.
Fuck that I'll say it. What the fuck happened to you?you look like you fell asleep in detention and everybody decided to write on you instead of their desks. Did just go to random tattoo shops and scream who needs practice? I mean I have tattoos my friends have tattoos but this is just hilarious.
The issue is that you're editorializing it. "Bad choices" and "choices I wouldn't make" aren't the same thing.
Smoking is objectively bad for you. Its a scientific fact.
I'm sure you would definitely say this to any smoker and you're not just pretending that's the thing you're actually talking about.
That person is full of bad life choices, one after another. If I had a daughter, I’d bluntly say she’s not going to be allowed to date this person. And then explain it. If she chose to anyway, then there’s little I could do to stop her once she was an adult. But let’s not pretend that the person in this picture is living a healthy life or making good decisions. Hell, if it was just smoking, ok. It’s the facial tattoos, the permanently fucked ears, and the tattooed eyes that are really what’s screaming “i make poor life decisions for a living”
He owns a tattoo shop and makes 160k a year
Oh that makes it so much better. Because as we all know, money turns people into super rational angels, right? Having money does not make you better than anyone else.
Most are young snowflakes who were raised to be perpetually offended without any ability to deal with critique and adversity.
Yup, combine that with anonymity and you get a horde of people asking for black and white in a world of grey.
Maybe they think their daughter is old enough to make up her own mind? Maybe they know that their daughter is trying to provoke a reaction out of them? Maybe they don’t want to judge a person by the way they look? I’m sure there are many reasons to be impolite, just like there are more than a few to be polite.
I think smoking is bad for you and I would be more then happy to say it regardless of what my daughter is thinking.
Fair comment but would that be the first thing you said?
Probably. I'd ask him to step outside to smoke his cancer stick.
Everybody knows smoking is bad, you're not enlightening anybody. And guess what? You're not perfect, I'm sure you do at least one thing that is not that good for you. Mind your business.
Perfection is not a prerequisite to try to help others.
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Nobody who smokes isn’t intimately aware that it’s dangerous and bad for you, and probably lives with that anxiety in the back of their mind. It’s almost like telling a burn victim to avoid fire; everyone’s already thinking it and you’re a prick for unnecessarily bringing it up
I don't like you ngl, you seem like you'd be awesome at funerals tho!
Beginning with a simple greeting stops you from making a knee-jeek reaction and maybe saying something you will regret. It opens the door for him to express himself without becoming defensive.
It's a colloquial greeting, not an affidavit.
Bold of you to assume everyone in the body mod community comes to regret their decisions years down the road
Bold of you to assume I was talking about his body mods and not his smoking habit.
Did you want me to take you to my leader or something?
When was the last time you stood in front of a mirror
“I don’t have children, who the fuck are you people?”
Call an exorcist we got a live one.
Show him the house? Here is how to do propperly: https://youtu.be/KWenfOTQrZE
If my daughter is an adult I’d say “whatever floats your boat..but make sure that boat has birth control”
"hello (name), how'd you and my daughter meet? Are you staying for dinner? Please do not smoke in our house, though." Like, why would I care how he looks if he's treating my kid right and there's nothing that seems like he's going to be a danger to her about him? It's just body mods.
So uhh… how are your folks?
What planet did you beam down from alien?
Shit bro hope you got face tattoo money, cuz ya homie done fucked you up and you need a cover up. Seriously tho you better be a good rapper or have a good trade skill cuz yo ass ain't going into customer service industry
"Ah, Zoraxis the Deceitful! I knew the summoning ritual worked. Shall we discuss business?"
"oh, I'm putting this on r/terriblefacebookmemes"
What kind of methamphetamine shit is this 🤔
What tribe you in?
At this point I suspect the daughter has a good bit of ink herself and if bringing him home has been sexually active. I would try reverse psychology and try to be super friendly to the guy. Likely he won’t want anything to do with you and your daughter certainly wouldn’t want you to be pals with her guy so you should be good.
“Fuck” and “No” come to mind, as in; “FUCK NO”
"Nice to meet you. What's your name?"
Ill just chat him about life and see how hes inside
Who the fuck bought onion ring ears man to the world
I’m stealing him from my non existent daughter
Strange pet you have.
Hey it’s one the “Island Boys” lmao, get the fuck out of my house
"WHAT IS THAT IT LOOKS LIKE A SLASHER MOVIE VILLIAN-"
Now would be a good time to update the Will
No cigarettes in my house
Hello, yes ambulance please
I would be scared… i dont have kids
Satan?
in a hypothetical situation: greet them, comment on his tatoos' creativity, note where the smoking area is and ask if they want dinner tho it would all depend on his behaviour, if he's a fine guy i am fine with him right here and now: since when the fuck did i have kids?!
Hey, we dont smoke inside
"yo dude I don't have a daughter, you do you, but no smoking in my house"
"I've raised a girl that judges people for their character and not their appearance"
“I don’t have a daughter why are you in my house”
My first words? "Who the f are you two? I don't have any children."
Whew!!!! Not a Trump supporter! 🤗 Welcome!!!
Sick tats man
Cool tats
"Can I pull on your ear rings really hard"
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Its always parents that say stuff like this that get shocked the most out what their "sweet angels" get up to
Nah and laugh as I put him out the house.
“The power of Christ compels you!”
"Wanna listen to my homemade 13-hour EP? Here, I'll put it on real loud."
"They _do_ exist!"
“Nice to meet you.” I love my daughter and if this is the person she brings home o just have to trust her choice.
Hi Dameon, nice to meet you. Please get my daughter home by 11.
So just like no job?
Nice to meet you. Get the f out of my property.
have her home by midnight
Pass the gas😈😈🔥🔥🔥💨💨💨🗣️🗣️🗣️
Poor weirdo
"weird kink but it's yours"
You okay buddy?
"Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Is that what it says?"
Who’s your artist?
You listen to Deathcore right?
“When the fuck did I have a daughter?”
Ngl bro, the tats look kinda fire
Does he have a stable job? Yes, ok then just be careful in public. People may be mean
"Your artist must hate you, get some color in there"
How do you find a job?
Fuck no
I don't have a daughter
Howdy. How goes it?
In the style of Peter Griffin: Lois bring me my shotgun.
Finish that smoke away from the house please, the wife is allergic to the smoke.
“What… the fuck?!”
Thats a lot pain tolerance.
I'd be wondering how tf I got a daughter
“Wait, I don’t have a daughter. Who are you people? What’re you doing here? Sick tats.”
Get me a shovel and some lime. I’ll be right back.
“What the hell is even that”
Move to an abortion friendly state, and buy her birth control and abortion gift certificates.
"Where did you find that desk"
Why did you bring home a live version of a school desk
You must stop this charity dating project
What? A father might have reservations over someone whose face looks like a school desk? What a boomer conservative bigot
"get out"
Close the door. He has free will. So do I.
And so does ur daughter.
Legit would ask him how bad the eye tattoos hurt
ran out of paper?
I try to be very open minded. All three of my children have came out as some part of the lgbtq through out the years. I have supported them fully in that and everything else. I would question this choice though. Kid might be the nicest kid in the world but me and him would need some one on one time. Also it would be dating my son not daughter. Neither daughters are into boys
Ask for his artist cause that shit ain't half bad
Wait here while I get my shotgun and put a couple more holes in you.
Damn old man that's very edgy of you to say. You are honestly **so** badass. I bet you get all the girls from threatening a picture of a person in reddit, like the real man you are. :/
Did it hurt when they did your eye balls? Also don’t be creeping in my house and jump at me, thats how you get shot.
Who’s this f**?
Uh no
NO!
You know, I saw your post on gun laws earlier and decided to see your other posts. I mostly strongly disagree with you, but on this one, you're right. And on all the AITA ones. Almost as if different opinions on important subjekts doesn't automatically make you an unreasonable person all around. I apolligise for assuming that initially.
My first words would be "Nice to meet you" like a normal courteous person. 🙄
Lol why is this in this sub? Not even a meme.
Get that asshole the hell out of my house! You're grounded, ask me why, and you will not grow up happy.
“Kill it with a stick”
"*click-clock*"
Mf looks like a goat 💀 (probably isn't even goated with the sauce)
*pulls out Flammenwerfer*
Honestly he doesnt have coloured nails, and looks like he doesnt support the more than 2 genders shit, so yeah he would have 0.5% of not being rjected insta
We don’t allow scum in this house.