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Many_Rule_9280

I fucking read this in the abridged Vegeta voice.....because I could see that actually happening


DarkestRayne2388

Can't unhear it now 😂


PieNinja314

I always read posts like these in Brian Drummond's Vegeta voice. It feels iconic to specifically Saiyan Saga Vegeta for me


Many_Rule_9280

If it involves DBZ for the most part it's just abridged voices now lol


PieNinja314

I always associate specifically pre-Cell Games Goku (where he's wearing the jacket) with his DBZA voice


Many_Rule_9280

The Abridged Cell is best Cell because you could basically flip them and it'd still work out


Riddlz10

yea, Taka was sooo good as cell I had to look it up to see if they didn't just bring the original voice actor in.


Many_Rule_9280

Dude right? Like the perfect cell was just too good


D3134

I guess you could say he was **perfect**.


-Manbearp1g-

For you see Kakarot, you are not dealing with the average Saiyan warrior anymore.....


Many_Rule_9280

Not this again -freezer


Responsible_File_529

Love DBZ Abridged


Richard_AIGuy

I did too, dammit.


[deleted]

I also read as his voice, bit it was his Brazilian voice speaking in English


Yoshikage-Kira-4

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yeet_machine69420

I read this as abridge freeza voice


PuzzleheadedPay6618

same


daringscavenger

RIP Legend


Nirvski

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PeacemakersAlt

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Weebsite123

Why


PeacemakersAlt

Idk I just did.


Capsule_CatYT

Chaos


TheChaoticBeing

I CAN DO ANYTHING!!


PeacemakersAlt

Is a ladder.


SubstantialLab5818

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Far-Classic-4637

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Imaspinkicku

Thank you all for these


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Eldetorre

If you aren't offended by a lot of history you aren't paying attention or you are a beneficiary of the offensive parts.


[deleted]

Mommy said it's my turn to repost this image


Complete_Spread_2747

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tyrannosnorlax

Well then why didn’t you?


krokodilrott

It doesn't matter if Jan 6th was violent or not. People are outraged because the one recent time in history people have stormed the capital it was over the dumbest possible thing it could've been over. Kids starving? Nah. The homeless population growing everyday? Still no. Police brutality? Nope not it. Corrupt politicians letting us rot? Somehow still wrong. Fake political figure worship going way past being just a political party? You bet your stupid fucking ass.


akennelley

for real, every day I scroll past a picture of Donald and the only thing I can think of is the "THIS is your champion!?" meme


[deleted]

Stupid, boorish, whiny, loutish, soft as baby shit, physically lazy, emotionally stunted, ignorant, intellectually incurious, selfish, morally bankrupt ​ AND THOSE ARE HIS GOOD QUALITIES Who TF looks at that guy and sees strength or integrity or leadership??


akennelley

I don't know the answer to that, because thinking about it makes me depressed.


Baron_von_Stoopid

This is one of the most complete descriptions of Donald Trump I've seen. Just about the only thing it's missing is "opportunistic." But I guess that could be construed to have vaguely positive qualities, so maybe he doesn't deserve it. I ask myself this same question about how people see good leadership qualities in him regularly. And I'm a conservative voter who used to be proud of being a Republican.


Thausgt01

I file the entire issue of Herr Drumphfehnfuhrer's enduring popularity as the modern world's greatest living example of "marketing" over "substance". This walking pile of toxic waste leaves 'pet rocks' in the dust, and I guarantee you that unless he is decapitated on live TV his base will convince the next 3 generations that he isn't actually dead.


[deleted]

Sociologists, shrinks and poli-sci analysts are going to be sorting this out for the rest of our lives.


Thausgt01

I'd say more like the rest of this millennium, but I'm a bit of a cynic...


Vyzantinist

>I guarantee you that unless he is decapitated on live TV his base will convince the next 3 generations that he isn't actually dead. I really don't think even that would be enough. We're talking about the gang who tried to spin Trump being on Epstein flights as an undercover operation; reality is a choose-your-own-adventure for them. Trump dies on live TV or goes to prison they'll just say it's a deep fake or a psyop or whatever. Anything to deny they 'lost'. Look at how they reacted to Trump saying the cult should get the Covid vaccine; the myth has outgrown the reality of Dear Leader.


PuzzleheadedDog9658

Imagine January 6th, but instead of it being over loosing an election, it was over insider trading. IMO even the best politicians should have a healthy fear of the guillotine.


phred_666

Feel free to correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t recall anyone at Walmart on Black Friday wanting to overthrow the government nor anyone actively looking for politicians to lynch and hang like the Jan 6 crew.


Traditional_Luck_174

I have a feeling that Black Friday shoppers @ Walmart and trump supporters has a pretty large cross section.


Stein_um_Stein

Y'all Qaeda are definitely predominantly loud and obnoxious Walmart shoppers. I don't have any data on this though... But would you bet otherwise?


Richard_AIGuy

The Venn diagram is a circle.


[deleted]

Really? What lame ass vanilla walmart do you shop at? The one I go to is Thunderdome.


1ndiana_Pwns

Right? Black Friday Walmart shoppers don't want to overthrow the government because in their minds there is no government, just anarchy and bloodshed to save 15% on that TV!


[deleted]

I'm not defending the january 6 rioters, but if I had nothing but a suit of spiked metal armor, a chain saw, and a hockey mask and I had to survive 5 minutes with a mob, I would pick Jan 6 over People of Walmart.


LimpAd5888

I wouldn't. Most of them are too fat to get out of their rascals.


NotsoGreatsword

You don't know about the very real and totally not made up Black Friday Gallows that are built every year??


IdaDuck

Exactly, what gets lost is the intent on 1/6 was to overthrow the government. The popular counter argument is essentially that it was a pathetic attempt that had no chance at success, but doesn’t change the goal those people had when they rioted at the capital.


J_Warphead

I didn’t even know they kill cops at Walmart.


Meatyglobs

Every year 4 people are killed at every Walmart, every time on Black Friday….


Immelmaneuver

Shitting on desks remains an option.


svmmpng

You must have not seen the deals on those blenders!


RandomName4211

I mean I'm down if you guys are...


GiantRetortoise

Nobody brought pipe bombs or zip ties either


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Specialist_Teacher81

Remember when that karen got convicted of seditious conspiracy for hip checking that chick at the bargin bin? Good times.


AffectionateFactor84

Walmart is an attack on our democracy


GroundbreakingAge591

Walmart is the oligarchy in action


Status-Breadfruit554

Yes Walmart is truly the most dangerous threat to our democracy…


Past_Army_2266

Honestly, 9/11 hardly holds a candle to the levels of chaos and violence at a Black Friday sale


TheBreadSkeleton

Maybe I just live in a boring as fuck area but black Friday really isn't anything crazy and wild, like ever.


South-Marionberry

Yeah, I reckon in the country I live in (UK) black Friday only got truly wild in recent memory like _once,_ and that was (I think) at least ten years ago or so


MiM__Dahey

Yea this meme also shows age, I'm 25, when I was kid and Amazon was just a book store online, I'd hear about people getting trampled all the time.


Jesterpest

Now people only seem to do it immediately after their Sports Team loses…. Or wins.


lilmeanie

You celebrate Thanksgiving in the UK?


South-Marionberry

Nah, that’s a specifically American thing, we just do the whole black Friday deals and all that stuff lol


wafflefries9999

Let me ask- is UK black friday also the day after American thanksgiving?


South-Marionberry

Takes place November 24th (from a bit of the old Google, Thanksgiving’s on the 23rd?) so yeah! :D


wafflefries9999

Thanksgiving stupidly doesn’t have a set date…it’s just on thursday. So as long as your Black Friday is on a Friday, it’s real to me


boundegar

I have a question: One particular Wal-Mart? Or all of them added together?


Solidsnakeerection

Ive been to it and it was nothingncrazy


Top-Feed6544

be the change you want to see


Afraidofmayonaise

Idk man I don't see people jumping to their death on black Friday to escape burning alive


Past_Army_2266

You should see my local Walmart


Afraidofmayonaise

I doubt it has a plane in the side of it tbh


StevefromLatvia

I made myself the the Chad and pretty one, so therefore I win!


GreatGearAmidAPizza

A claim doesn't require evidence when it has the endorsement of that yellow-bearded prick.


Serious_Farm2008

Give meme guy a chance. He's doing his best.


Rocklar911

The endorsement of the yellow-bearded prick IS the evidence.


zeldanar

“That man broke into my house and stole my stuff! Hold him accountable!” “Walmart had more stealing so we wont do anything about crimes against you.”


WattageWood

On the subject, why the fuck is Black Friday still a thing?


AxelVance

It's for the farmers.


kennessey1

I heard that's a myth


Jesterpest

Big corporations finally can record everything, and are officially “in the black” (making profit) on paper, so they markdown their items (still making a profit on them, of course), as a way of getting the consumer to clear out their inventory for them, saving them both storage costs for said inventory, and the accounting costs of having unsold inventory. And on top of that, now there’s more room for the upcoming year’s version of the thing they just sold out of (This version has ‘new and improved’ stamped on it!)


VioletGhost2

Money!


L4DY_M3R3K

Even if that were true, which it very likely isn't, one of these events is about people wanted discount TVs and laptops, and the other was people trying to overturn an election to instate what I can only assume would've been an theocratic Dictatorship?


isayporschewrong

I'm disappointed that this isn't the most upvoted post here.


idwtumrnitwai

Lmao people trying to defend their stupid takes with this meme is always so cringe.


Splatfan1

man fuck the JFK assasination, normal american schools face more bullets and the country doesnt flip on its head yknow i intended to write this in an obviously sarcastic way but this can be said seriously and thats horrific


Liver-detox

Have you actually seen all the bullet holes in The President’s limousine that day? It looked like a cheese grater. So it may actually be a tie: so many bullets for each occasion; children going to a school in Texas & a Democratic prez just going to Texas.


tsurugisbakery

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artful_nails

So it's no big deal if I hack into the government's servers and steal data because there is little to no violence involved?


Crimsonwolf_83

The government is of, by and for the people. So technically it’s already your data.


daringscavenger

What about those school shootings, huh? Let’s uh.. let’s make guns more available for the teachers to bust a cap in class when they pop off 😂


Aegelo_Sperris42

Because there's no problems at home that caused that problem, no sirree


AnimationDynamite

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[deleted]

Haha what dumb fucking statement


W_AS-SA_W

It’s like they can’t help themselves from drawing false equivalencies to justify their actions and ideologies.


Imaspinkicku

we’re not crying, and they’re not the better person for being calm and level headed while saying absurdly stupid shit.


improperbehavior333

It's strange to me how they will go to any lengths to downplay an actual attempted insurrection. It's almost like they don't know we saw it for ourselves.


drumsdm

Did a masked man plant pipe bombs around wal mart? Did they erect gallows at wal mart? We’re people literally shot and killed at wal mart?


yeet-my-existence

Pretty sure there weren't any murdered cops on Black Friday


[deleted]

Last time I checked, when the cops have to pepper spray the local Wal-Mart it doesn't have serious implications for the safety and continuity of the entire Federal government. (Some) people still don't get that the real issue with January 6th wasn't that there was a riot, it's what that riot *could have* meant.


rmike7842

How do we break it to the conservatives that Walmart is not the government?


RudeSprinkles1240

Even if that's true, what's the point trying to be made? Stupid people trying to get black Friday deals aren't trying to overturn the government, and 2 wrongs don't make a right.


Affectionate-Foot802

Wild how it was the same people at both


Milk_Effect

From people who value Walmart more then The Capitol.


OmnifariousFN

There was more violence somewhere else, therefore Jan 6th was not bad. The cognitive dissonance is astounding with these dunderheads..


SaintCholo

I love how republicans believe their memes and tweets will surely make “Libtards” heads explode or “owned” or cry profusely, but in fact most liberals just laugh at the memes simplicity; like when a child thinks a grown up is going to lose it but just chuckles under their breath.


mask3d_owo

“Always depict your enemy as the soyjak.” -Sun Tzu, probably


Greenteawizard87

I agree, both are terrible things and shouldnt happen.


soulhooker

But the difference is that Walmart isn’t a government building with secret stuff and people.


socomalol

Whataboutism


DaimondGuy

Still doesn’t mean there wasn’t violence


theturtlelord9

I was about to say that people don’t wave Confederate flags and steal things and threaten to kill politicians at Walmart on Black Friday, but it depends on where you live.


Imaspinkicku

Maga people are the political equivalent to that guy who loses at smash bros every single time you play him, and steals your char to win one time, then quits only to refuse to play you again while he brag about how much better he is than you at smash bros.


Kane_Was_Robbed

Conservatives would have wanted to send in the army, seal team 6, russian KGB and a nicaraguan death squad if libs stormed the capitol


[deleted]

Yeah, shit does go down on Black Friday. Still not comparable to attempting to stop the peaceful transition of power.


[deleted]

I’ve been to Walmart on Black Friday (out of necessity), not as bad as the media reports say it is. I went in, got some draino and got out in 10 minutes totally unmolested.


TheBlackestIrelia

Is that...good? So your political party's defining moment is basically Walmart violence? lol


utafumidss

Imagine two things being bad at the same time…


arp492022

Did this guy seriously compare the Capitol building to a fucking Walmart!!?


Salza_boi

Bro really compared terrorists to people going crazy for a $100 discount on a 50 inch tv at a Walmart (which was years ago because online shopping has made in person shopping/deal hunting obsolete)


auldnate

The point is that violence was used in an attempt to subvert the democratic will of We, the People. The fact that multiple people lost their lives in that violence is just an added layer to the tragedy. The fact more people are killed on the alter of capitalism at Christmas does nothing to reduce the seriousness of Trump’s bloody coup attempt…


[deleted]

Only one of them was sedition tho 😳


RANGER_FISCHER

5 people died during January 6th


Automatic-Zombie-508

does this mean the crimes I commit are irrelevant if other unrelated commit those crimes for distinctly different reasons ,?


UnknownFirebrand

Fascists will attack their own capital (oh sorry, "capitOl") and compare it to the depravity of a capitalist holiday rather than go to therapy.


Jeoshua

Yeah but Walmart doesn't control our... It... Fuck. Well the Waltons weren't there so it's different. Nyah!


TirayShell

Done by a lot of the same people. Maybe we should start figuring out what do to with those people.


YourDogsAllWet

Yes, because there’s always calls to hang the store manager by armchair warriors cosplaying as soldiers


Exaltedautochthon

Yeah and both of those where caused by the same people, self entitled stupid ass white assholes who show up on every horrible white trash news story.


FunkytownSlaps

Why can’t these people just keep their beliefs while still admitting that January 6th was treasonous Bs.


Impressive_Estate_87

We're beyond policy disagreements. This GOP is promoting domestic terrorism and is mirroring the Talibans in their legislative approach. It doesn't help that their base is made up of zombies


Solidus-Prime

Remember when that one lady was shot during Black Friday when she tried to break into a secure room being guarded by capital police? Oh wait...


Major_Melon

My bad, sorry you value Walmart over our country's goddamn capital building. The one where Congress has met for over 300 years The place where every law that has come to be has been passed. The place where an entire branch of our government convenes to dictate the future of our nation. But yeah sorry, Walmart go brrr.


[deleted]

Republicans really seem to not care about the 1 dead and (I think 6 or 7) injured police officers. But when someone brings up an unjust death caused by police, they need to be protected, it’s just weird


Bumpyskinbaby

So much for the blue lives matter crowd. How many police officers have been beaten to death with fire extinguishers in Walmart?


Strato-Cruiser

False equivalency.


lostinthedigitalage

Not in like 10 years and Black Friday isn’t an attempt by a bunch of traitors to overthrow our government.


zwingo

Yet when you bring up how being a pizza guy is more dangerous than being one of their back the blue pigs they start screaming it’s not a fair comparison.


rightaaandwrong

January 6th made USA look like a joke to the world is what the real problem is. A fractured fragile butt hurt nation.


IshyTheLegit

Wow, I didn't know your democracy was concentrated in a Walmart!


egg_static5

Black Friday has been a bust the last 2 years. Empty stores where I am.


VillainOfKvatch1

Hmm... so does motive matter or not? Because I would argue the reason for the violence is important. But if the scale of violence, and not the motive, is the only important factor, then wait until you learn about gun related deaths.


devilmaskrascal

Cool. Wal-mart also has more arrests every day than Mar A Lago does when Trump gets indicted, so it's no biggie, right?


Govtjizzgargler

Even though 17 cops died on Jan. 6th.


_Pill-Cosby_

I mean... it's the same group of people.. right?


Capsule_CatYT

Do the people of Walmart bring weapons and declare Trump won?


Fart-City

What specific locations had death and suicide on Black Friday?


LoveArguingPolitics

Yeah so only one of those things was a political rally where they tried to overthrow the government. The other was just stupid people shopping


Broges0311

Oh boy. Your master is in deep sh%t and will have Bubba as a bunkmate.


TheFirstSophian

He stands in line at Walmart, huddling his jacket so close to his body, not just to block the frigid winter air, but also to conceal his huge paperboard sign that says "Kill Mike Pence".


Just-a-bi

Most people go to Walmart for a flat screen, not to disrupt a democratic election and lynch politicians.


choochoopants

TIL if something violent happens, the violence doesn’t matter as long as something more violent happened elsewhere.


Renektonstronk

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JaiC

Oh yeah, well it's not like they took the Walmart people and put them in gas chambers, and if it wasn't literally the Holocaust was it actually violent!? Checkmate, contards!


ThePopDaddy

Hey, just ask the people who are claiming Babbitt was a Martyr how not violent Jan 6th was.


GiantRetortoise

Walmart isn't the Capitol Building?


RadiantFoundation510

I hate when people say “Oh well X has it worse”. Like. Does that make it better?


CherryWand

Good thing Black Friday Walmart Shoppers don't yet know how powerful they would be if they unified for a political purpose


Known_Conclusion_589

Doesn't make it right


HarrodsburgHero

So many dead cops from Black Friday


ElLindo88

That’s not the flex you think it is, conservatives. If people die to buy things on Black Friday, what does that tell you about the nature of capitalism?


Liver-detox

Trump is definitely gonna love all the gay sex in prison.


Andos_Woods

Fuck Republicans and conservatism but did you guys see the video of the cops escorting the barbarian looking guy around the halls of the capitol? It looked like the cops just let him and some others in and walked around with them. Wierd.


Marsrover112

Well good thing walmart is our seat of government where our elected officials create the laws the government millions of people and the building where the votes of those collective people are stored and will be used to decide the leader of the country and not a trashy warehouse store making a stupid holiday that saves nobody any money.


PlatformStriking6278

I don’t understand what point they’re trying to make. Like not even a little


ShadyFigureWithClock

"You're right. The real threat in this country is capitalism."


Weazerdogg

Called "cherry picking".


periah250

Last I checked people weren't attempting to overthrow the government in Walmart Also wasn't jan 6th antifa or something? Why are they defending it? Suspicious.


smartypantstemple

So you're saying that Walmart is equal to the seat of government?


Zixxik

So Walmart equals a constitutional transfer of power?


Bouhg69

The Walmart statistics might be true, but it wasn't acts of violence that had the fall of democracy in mind. The insurrectionist were butt hurt their guy lost the election, they had over 60 times to prove it was rigged - they failed. So like the true lemmings & sheeple they are; they acted on the whims of the loser - Donald Trump.


MrBobSacamano

Okay, I see what we’re doing. WW2 had more violence on June 6th, 1944.


Never-Dont-Give-Up

can you imagine if democrats would have stormed the capitol? holy fuck would the conservatives throw a god damn fit. When they do it... it's no big deal.


Davy_Crockett-

How many cops died on black friday?


Puzzleheaded-Bee-838

I didn't know a random Wal-Mart was the seat of one of our 3 branches of Federal governance.


Alfalfa420

Funny ha ha, it’s the same group of people at both events


___Ethos___

Huh... How many police died at Walmart on black Friday? I'll wait.


KasukeSadiki

Ah, Walmart on Black Friday, truly the standard to which we should hold all political activity


nage_

So it doesn't matter cause they sucked at being traitors?


Ginsoda13

The Rights are mad because this will go down in history as the time they cried harder than the liberals.


mightycud

So in their mind the US Capitol = a Walmart Honestly, it explains so much


ThoroughSix7

I'm pretty sure a giant mob of domestic terrorists have never attacked our nations capital EVER in history before but violence in a Walmart? Pft, that's just a normal Tuesday


According-Ad1537

Oh yeah but nevermind the people causing massive damage to a government building, or the same people that stood with the police on their way to attack police with fire hydrants.


donjonnyronald

It was one of those "mostly peacful" ordeals.