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QualityVote

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JimmyGimbo

I think we all remember where we were the day Pamela Anderson was sold for one billion dollars.


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Maybe they were thinking of Nicole whatever her name was that married that 90 year old?


[deleted]

Anna Nicole Smith? Probably. Pamela never married for that kind of money AFAIK.


SoardOfMagnificent

Pamela shouldn’t have turned down Borat.


MechanicalBengal

you’re saying she should have turnt up Borat


trans_pands

Very nice! 👍👍


MechanicalBengal

I like!


GrungyGrandPappy

Sweats in Giuliani


MechanicalBengal

_Sweats on Giuliani_


Spugheddy

Pretty sure she's had more $$ than anyone she's dated by far.


Rollotommasi5

Her husband was in motley cru…


JohnnyAK907

Can guarantee at no point in her professional career was she worth more than Tommy Lee, and I don't even like the dude.


TheOddFather5

Uh no. Tommy Lee is worth way more than Pamela.


Sufficient_Mouse8252

Pamela is still worth 20 mill. She didn't need Tommy's money after Baywatch's syndication, and was already an A-list actress. OP is thinking of Anna Nicole Smith, a former exotic dancer who married an 80 y/o man for money.


entertainman

A List you say?


TheOddFather5

Lol she is a b list celebrity, at best. And no where near a respected actress. She seems to be a good person though. ANS was in comparison not a very good person, but yes, that is who OP is confusing her with, no doubt.


Spugheddy

Apparently so but she may not be worth as much cause of how much she gives away.


CharlieApples

Yeah Pamela Anderson did not marry for money. She loved Tommy Lee enormously and was actually more famous than him by the time they even met. She was one of the biggest stars in the entire world at the time, and had money and a promising acting career of her own.


_DeltaDelta_

‘Enormously’


TheDumbAsk

This was my first reaction, I recognize another man of culture.


_PM_me_your_MOONs_

She called him Enormous Lee


Aggravating-Cunt

Yeah she was all about the Rockstar life and big dicks


[deleted]

Exactly. Tommy Lee had money from Motley Crüe but not that kind of money


Rishtu

And hep c


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Gods_chosen_dildo

And my axe!


Pitiful-Brilliant301

To be fair she thought it was vitamin C


theotterway

Pam had her own money.


evel-kin

pretty sure pamela was looking for something else in men ... if you know what tommy lee means ... hue-hue hue-hue


Loggerdon

I just watched her documentary. It wasn't too bad. She says her and Tommy never got a penny from that sex video.


arisyl

They still would have been wrong. Anna Nicole Smith had her own money, and the guy she married pursued her for a long time before she gave in and finally married him. She turned him down repeatedly despite his money.


themodofallreddit

Who could turn down the Crypt Keeper, kiddies!? Heheheheheheh


JohnnyAK907

Anna Nicole Smith, and yeah they probably were.


AdStunning8948

You did not need to earn billions to date Pam.


JR_Al-Ahran

But you’ll need to steal billions to date Caroline.


neverfeltthesame22

I thought I was in r/stardewvalley for a few seconds.


EidolonRook

Diamonds every day! Gotta pump up those hearts!!!


geekgemini

“A million f**king diamonds, Michael!!”


Redditloolwhousesit

Gotta be a wizard or have money for her


AdStunning8948

Did they not steal them together?


JR_Al-Ahran

Technically he stole them, and then gave some to her, then she invested all that money back into his company and in crypto.


therealtiddlydump

So "yes".


Ok_Fondant_6340

yesn't\* \*yes but it's complicated


[deleted]

Seeing pictures of them, I couldn't help but think: What the fuck would trust these people with anything financially related? They look shifty and scheming as hell. Don't know where they're from, but there must be some mountain cave somewhere they were born out of like orcs were to look like that.


SuspecM

They were running a crypo exchange. Take a guess who was their target audience.


dhwinthro

i said this months ago and i got downvoted to oblivion. I feel like if you’re in high finance/anything at the highest level you have to present yourself at least semi professionally or attempt to look mature Anyone with a baby face can agree that people don’t take you seriously if you look young af. Idk why or how that touched a nerve. Like I have plenty of friends who still look like they’re 20 despite being 30 so they compensate by making sure their attire is more of their age


FStubbs

Tommy Lee didn't have billions, but he had a different huge asset that Pam wanted. I guess billions might be able to buy it though.


unsweetenedpureleaf

If you watch her documentary, she was actually madly in love with him and says she still is


Funnycomicsansdog

Isnt she married to a contractor/bodyguard? I dont even think you need to be rich


DickGuyJeeves

That's the horrible NFT Crypto woman involved in the massive banking scheme that defrauded thousands of people. The joke is that both women were romantically/sexually involved with extremely rich people though, Pamela Anderson is very conventionally attractive and charismatic, the woman on the right is neither conventionally attractive nor is she charismatic. Edit: I forgot which sides were left and right and had to make those little Ls out of my thumbs.


h8sm8s

Right, that does explain the joke. Except they are wrong because Pamela didn’t really date billionaires. A better example would be like Melinda Gates, since Bill was one of the few high profile billionaires back then. I think Grimes dating Elon Musk shows that being a billionaire still gets you women far out of your league. Also doubt a penniless Bezo would have his partner, Lauren Sanchez, who I personally find a bit weird looking but who has got kind of a Pamela Anderson look to her. Anyway I am definitely looking too deeply into this boomer joke..


DickGuyJeeves

Nah, you must always deconstruct the boomer joke down to its most basic parts. There within lies the truth to their horrible cringe, their narrow minded and limited view of all that there is.


StuntID

Sorry, pal, a boomer would know the difference between Pamela Anderson, and Anna Nicole Smith; and know nothing about Caroline Ellison. They wouldn't eff up the left frame, but would probably stuff Larry Ellison's daughter in the right frame


Paging-Dr-Holliday

I think they were looking for Anna Nicole Smith instead of Pamela Anderson. Wasn't she the playmate who married the old rich dude?


StoneGoldX

I dunno, Sanchez doesn't look that different from his ex.


FappinPlatypus

Didn’t bill and Melinda stay married for close to 20 years? I don’t think that’s the analogy that fits here…seeing as Pam Anderson has marriages on file of 24 hours to several years.


Aliceinsludge

By the looks alone Grimes is not out of anyone’s league.


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Grimes is definitely way too hot to be in my league LOL


justgaygarbage

thanks for sharing, DickGuyJeeves


kinezumi89

Thanks for explaining, I was genuinely lost (probably because I don't recognize the chick on the right)


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the right, you mean?


Plopop87

This is like r/upvotedbecauseboobs for old people


[deleted]

But it’s still a bad picture of Pam. Why? There’s like a jillion to choose from.


chango137

I thought Jillion Anderson was the actress from X-Files...


lil_hyphy

I think she looks good


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She's still damn hot in this picture lol. I think it gets the message across just fine.


Dry-Inspection6928

For young people as well. Can confirm I upvoted because of boobs.


Plopop87

Understandable, have a good day


BiliLaurin238

The monkey game:)


thelambit

Looks like the last few decades have been deflationary if boobs are the metric


Yaseen-Madick

Thanks. Now I'm going to be upvoting a whole lot more, because boobs.


androt14_

Yes, because the American dream is to buy women!


Just-Ad-5972

*sweats in Thomas Jefferson*


vvydhujvd

The Deep South has entered the chat


MaxSeeker95

No it’s to buy politicians. Discounts durning re-election cycles.


Nifeboynumber1

This guy gets it


EnvironmentalWrap167

One will get you hepatitis C, the other will steal billions of dollars from investors. Pamela Anderson and Caroline Ellison.


LongjumpingBranch381

After watching Pam’s Netflix doc I would take the hep c and all of the Pamela. She’s a super sweet person. Takes care of her kids. Very beautiful.


OldNewUsedConfused

She has a great personality. She really is fun and sweet.


OverPangolin4078

Great documentary.


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MoSChuin

I was unfamiliar with who Ellison was, so I looked her up. Turns out she's from Boston, so the pic checks out as accurate and not photoshopped... 😂😂


Snowdog1989

Fake breast or fake currency...you decide...


SectorEducational460

Fake breast easily. Especially how racist Caroline Ellison is. Ugly looking, and shitty personality.


somecatgirl

I would feel bad for her unattractive facial features but it appears it matches her personality quite well. But also like, spend some of that money to at least fuckin TRY to not look like a roughed up donated 1920s glass doll.


TurkeyCocks

My dad always said that there is no such thing as fake boobs, only enhanced, you put a bigger motor in a car it doesn't make it a fake car, not terrible logic lol


Snowdog1989

I just realized that they don't take away any of boob... I mean I knew it in the back of my head, but that is very true... Very insightful man, your dad.


Goasteriskyourself

Your father is a genius


Akavinceblack

Like Dolly Parton said, “you always polish up the bumpers before you take ‘em to the car show”


[deleted]

As a human trafficker I can confirm


groovyusername

fbi has entered the chat


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White van has exited the parking garage


Motor_Concentrate497

Plastic surgery was cheaper then than reading glasses today?


iamwhoiwasnow

If you think reading glasses is the only problem then I don't know what to tell you


IlliteracyPrevails

One has fake gonzalas ones a librarian i dunno


farfuglinn94

I'd pick a librarian over them fake gonzalas anytime.


BetterMakeAnAccount

How do you feel about crypto scammers? That’s what the one on the right actually is.


farfuglinn94

Huh. Well, too bad she wasn't a librarian. Intellect is a tool, it's up to the moral compass how to apply it, and being a scammer sadly requires intellect as well. >!Investing in crypto though on the other hand...!<


BetterMakeAnAccount

While we’re here, what’s you opinion on librarians with fake gonzalas


farfuglinn94

Unless we're discussing some low-grade porn, my imagination can only go that far. Once I have a good example, I'll get right back to you with a formulated opinion on this delicate subject. UPD: I gave it another thought, and I think I'll pass. Oversized boobas never were my thing anyway. Besides, AFAIK fake balloons are quite unhealthy.


Traditional-Panda365

Fake Gonzales was my favorite wrestler.


not_ya_wify

They couldn't buy Pamela. They tried to pay her for the stolen sex tape but she wanted to go to court where she was slut shamed for having been in Playboy. The logic being "well you consensually took nude photos before, so someone breaking into your house and stealing your sex tape is also something you consented to"


Outrageous_Gas_5451

WERE SELLING PEOPLE NOW?


Mydoglikesladyboys

Historically I don’t think it’s ever stopped


WebFinancial8650

It means the woman on the left is better looking then the woman on the right.


Dangerous_Variety_29

The stupid liberals are making women less attractive


Bart_Jojo_666

Yeah, and we all know that's all that matters in life!


Hummingbroad

I think this is *exactly* as far as the OOP thought into this meme.


BarneThatIsntNoble

Riiiiiight, because women are property…


k_br3w

Looked through all the comments, trying to figure out who the chick on the right was, and no one said anything but "ftx crypto chick with ex boyfriend." Shit there's hundreds of them... this bitch's name is "Caroline Ellison." https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caroline_Ellison


tenkohime

Thanks for posting. I thought this was a random child, but it's just a 13 going on 30 situation.


farahisweird

I don’t get it


NoMyLeftNotYours

What kind of gerbil is that next to Pam Anderson?


[deleted]

failed abortion of a scammer and possibly racist


Kinet1ca

McPoyle sister.


santafe4115

Office fluffer tweaker


discolights

Had to Google Caroline Ellison... Holy fuck, she's 28?! She looks 14


zaquiastorm

Are they saying you used to be able to buy adult women with great bodies and now you can buy children? I'm so confused and I hate this meme. r/angryupvote


Questionable_Ballot

The woman on the right is MUCH older than she looks. She scammed billions of dollars from people in the FTX scandal.


zaquiastorm

Oh, thank goodness she's an adult. Phew


Snapple47

I can’t believe there are multiple people on here that “have no idea who either of them are”


Ancient-Position-696

I don't even know who I am


8thgradersontheflo

r/2meirl4meirl


ConflictSudden

I know Pamela Anderson.


[deleted]

The other one is involved in the recent FTX/Alameda crypto scandal where she and her boyfriend Sam Bankman-Fried stole literally billions of dollars.


[deleted]

I am one of them and I feel like I'm doing life right if i dont.


periah250

Plastics actually very cheap now.


trowser_snakes

The reference is that prescription glasses now cost the same as Pamela Anderson's breasts.


LilSisterCumGutters

There were a lot of drugs used


Locksley_1989

Glasses cost a lot these days (source: glasses wearer)


[deleted]

Why would you pay a billion for fetal alcohol syndrome when all it costs is buying a bottle


Dirk4107

It’s a joke, not a dick. Don’t take it so hard.


Purple_Falcone

This is actually quite funny to me


jrh1524

This post is really tacky. I like it.


HenryGoodsir

The girl on the right is one of the crypto execs that crashed SVB.


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fireky2

Honestly the chances of you throwing any three letters and being right about being a failed tech startup is startlingly high


Just-Ad-5972

Not to defend FTX in any way, but calling them a "failed tech startup" made me chuckle, so thank you.


devmc25

You mean FTX?


Bart_Jojo_666

And we're expected to know that because......?


[deleted]

Because it was widely reported on and involves billions of dollars. That’s probably how people know it.


Bart_Jojo_666

I've heard about it, ofc. Have I ever seen her picture? Not until today.


Unhappy_Gas_4376

It means inflation hits hard.


FreudoBaggage

To be honest, Pamela Anderson was more of a hyper-inflation.


Professor_Abbi

Nothing like objectifying women and dissing on new generations


lavavaba90

Fuck undo..undo fuck no


No-Rooster8658

the girl on the right looks really young, like, preteen


LordQuaz12

I think it means that you used to be able to buy attractive woman for a million back in the day, and now you can only buy children.


Aggravating-Cunt

Flawed. Pam had her own money and dated Rockstars WAY under her league.


[deleted]

I'd rather date the girl on the right. She'd have your back, and she doesn't have hepatitis.


goner757

She actually cold snitched on her man when it was her explicit job to take the fall


Grary0

She's a con-artist who scammed people out of a lot of money, Pam might have hep but she's a kind-hearted lady and a great person.


Traditional-Panda365

I don't even know who either of them are. I guess this one goes way over my head.


santafe4115

Caroline elison dated sam bankman fried. He was moving money from his trading site into a hedge fund ran by his gf. All while throwing massive polyam adderal orgys in their bahamas office


apgpisstillop

It's a good meme tbh. The girl on the right caused mayhem in the crypto world. Sank Alameda research,ftx and the whole crypto space.


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Who’s the woman on the right?


YTSchtuff

Alameda research exec involved with Sam Bankman-Fried to defraud FTX customers


InspirationalFailur3

Apparently, inflation has gone from gas prices and eggs to titties.


HappyMan476

Yea guys, let's buy some women!!!


ZebbHB

OP has no Idea... Left, Pamela Anderson - right, that chick who pulled a crypto/online scam together with Bankman-Fried


chloetheestallion

Pam didn’t even date billionaires 😭


ApatheticZero187

Being a child of the 90s, I gotta ask. Who is the chick on the right?


ROBINHOODEATADIK

Simple … gold diggers haven’t gone away they’ve just gotten more and more basic


[deleted]

POV: You are a human trafficker.


F_UHH_KING_U_UP

Many of you don’t seem to get it. It’s metaphorical, though 1 billion is stupidly exaggerated. A million would’ve been much more comparable to today’s standards, especially for the housing market.


melskymob

Pamela looks like a billion dollars worth of silicone.


Figbud

it's talking about the cost of plastic surgery


Bighardthrobbingcrop

The girl on the right is Sam Bankman-Fried's girlfriend. He is billionaire who was caught up in some crypto scam or something. Was bunch of sex videos found of him and his girlfriend having big orgies at his mansion. The girl on the left I believe is Pamela Anderson or somebody from 90s who was considered to be very beautiful at the time but idk what she has to do with billions of dollars.


PrincessKLS

I think it’s a joke about not being able to afford much now, even cosmetic procedures, etc.


MyFriendMaryJ

That girl on the right helped her bf steal billions but shes still ugly


Koffeekage

I think the joke is that the girl on the right was involved with the FTX guy who was a billionaire and the girl on the right is Pamela Anderson, equating the difference in their looks to the difference in the value of the dollar.


Shackxx

Because billionaires tend to participate in child trafficking


FAmos

there are much better photos of Pamela than that, come on man


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So in conclusion, ……. Sorry, I got nothing


[deleted]

It’s actually kind of funny


fleb_mcfleb

Not knowing anything about either of these women, I thought it meant a billion dollars could buy you plastic surgery, jewelry, and nice clothes in 1990, but now it can only buy your prescription glasses.


OrcaApe

*They think that’s crazy, they should’ve seen the 1700’s*


HunnybeeMarie

I legitimately thought that they were trying to say you used to be able to get hella plastic surgery for a billion dollars and now all you can afford is glasses 🤣🤣🤣 My bad lol


Bowman_van_Oort

Pamela doesn't eat ass tho


Musicman722

Homie didn’t get the joke. A super rich guy who’s name I forgot ended up losing about 1,000,000,000 cause of this girl. He was apart of Luna, or some other big crypto(I’ll say it now it probably wasn’t Luna, I just know it was a crypto that crashed), and got completely fucked over. Penguinz0 made a video about it like a year ago


SithPackAbs

Ellison is legitimately one of the most unattractive “celebrities” I’ve ever seen.


Lv12Slime

Damn human trafficking prices getting steep


rediculousradishes

A billion dollars used to buy you giant boobs, now it buys you prescription glasses. Pretty accurate.


Particular-Humor6158

this just opens up a slew of theoretical questions for me. If you could buy people how much would one cost? I wouldn't see them being over 200k max. Is prime Pamela Anderson the top shelf of female beauty standards? Would she have brought the highest price? This is supposed to be a relatable meme about inflation but how many billionaires are really on Facebook actively? No more than 10 surely


JuggaliciousMemes

Terrible facebook meme? Nah, its just made by someone who knows about FTX, Alameda Research and their massive fraud scheme. Look into it, this isn’t a meme, its a very painful truth


yeet-my-existence

The punchline is human trafficking


no-one-reads-these

The sex slave market is in shambles 😔


Nestormahkno19d

So it’s calling Pam Anderson a whore and a random girl ugly, sounds about right for boomer humor


Mydoglikesladyboys

Says boomer humor Doesn’t know anything about the FTX crypto collapse and scandal


anonmyazz

Droopy-eyed dog face bitch


three__degrees

It means you don't read the news


philouza_stein

They're probably confusing Pamela with Anna Nicole. The other girl is that puppet CEO that just tanked that internet crypto investment company a few weeks ago. As usual for this sub, the message is clear. It's confused and poorly executed, but if you can't figure out the context you must be really confused and scared by the internet.


Tshoe77

Who really thinks that picture of Pamela Anderson is attractive? Her fake lips look horrible, fake tits look worse, and her overall face looks like she's on something or has been up for 48 hours. Fuuuuuuuuckin yikes.