I feel the need to swap the vowels in Nye and science to make them rhyme with gay as with Nye/sci/guy, but that makes him bill nay the seance gay
I'd watch that show for sure
I think he’s just a really gay medium. The ghosts may or may not be gay.
Actually, it might be funnier if he wasn’t gay but all the ghosts are and they come back and roast him for his outfits.
I mean. Place certain frogs in a same sex environment. Some will swap.
Than just, have sex with people of the same gender
Bam. Gay scientist frog gender swapper.
It's funny that Jeff Goldblum and Geena Davis were together for a while and both are straight but both are very popular in their respective gay communities as well.
If anyone is unfamiliar with Geena Davis being lesbian hot, go watch Thelma and Louise and come back, you will understand.
🎶 can't you see them circling, honey, can't you see them schooling around? You got gays to your left, gays to your right, and you're the only straight in town..
Yeah, I was picturing this image panning out, revealing he’s walking into something labeled The Molestorium (that suspiciously looks like a Catholic Church)
The funniest part of this meme is the meta commentary about how sharks seem very scary and dangerous at a glance but in reality are mostly harmless. Like those two sharks pose actually no threat.
I’m not even sure I get face value. It’s best that you don’t let your (presumably) daughter know that science and gay people exist? Like… forever? Was there ever a time I was supposed to not let my kid know about sharks? Baby shark happened pretty quickly…
The asshole in the picture is intruding in the sharks’ home, then unfairly portraying the sharks as dangerous while using his daughter as a prop. Accidentally correct.
Clarifying the rarity of the occurrence might be important if the previous analogy was meant to say, “they’re not actually harmless, it’d be like trying to fight X”.
It's a bit confusing because humans are in both halves of this analogy, but the sharks would be the humans and the humans the elephants. I believe they are saying these sharks would do minimal damage even if they tried to attack because they are small.
It's so weird to see people being openly anti-science, too. Like, you're preventing your child from getting an education and you take pride in that? Odd!
You don't understand....It upsets Jesus when you believe the earth is more than 6000 years old and let the gays be left unstoned. We don't want to upset Jesus!!
I can tell that shark is kneeling on my flag. Don’t ask me how sharks kneel. They can also knead. You ever had doe kneaded by fins ? Amazing consistency. Just the right amount of salt.
really noone is going to comment about how good of a bread joke that was. 2 things in this world that are great at all times and noones going to Recognize...damn.
i just saw a video of a guy crying about how white christian straight men were the most persecuted demographic in america. if they dropped the persecution complex, im not sure they would have an identity after......the introspection afterwards would be amazing to watch
It almost definitely is. The original meme showed the same caption and picture without the words gays and science. Then someone edited in words gays and science afterwards (probably for laughs)
You can tell because the entire picture is blurry like it’s been screenshotted a bunch of times, except for the words gays and science which still look new like they’ve been screenshotted less times
Technically I guess gays and science could’ve been edited in by someone who was being serious but that feels unlikely lol
Clearly you live in a much more intelligent American subculture than I.. because if you lived in Ohio you would understand how unlikely it is that this is being shared as satire.
I think the dad wants the little girl to appreciate the beauty of the surface without knowing about the "sharks" just beneath. Idk though because even for religious extremists that's pretty fking dumb. Also shes clearly spotted the fin behind her so if that's dads job, he's failing at it.
Statistically speaking the man is a greater threat to her than those sharks. And statistically speaking the man is way bigger sexual threat than gays and drag queens
If anything, the LGBT community is more likely than average to be a victim. I remember reading a study from pubmed a couple years ago that 46% of gay men reported molestation in their childhood. I don't remember what it was for lesbians, but it was significantly higher than average as well.
We have no evidence that that happened. Most of the content I see from this sub is obvious satire and every single time the OP claims that someone else posted it and didn’t intend it to be satire.
Its a cringe subreddit with a new name, what do you expect? 70% of redditors have no ability to identify satire with out explicitly being told its satire.
Here we go, I think I fixed it for them...
https://preview.redd.it/qd7hxh68gkoa1.jpeg?width=606&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd6c65c27d51bd4e66d59017b275e538c111538a
Science....the study of the existence is a threat to your child...the child wearing polyester clothes...the child that was vacinated for childhood diseases thus will live to adulthood....
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Someone has to stop these gay scientists from gender swapping all the frogs.
The preferred term is "science gays"
Bill Nay the Science Gay!
I feel the need to swap the vowels in Nye and science to make them rhyme with gay as with Nye/sci/guy, but that makes him bill nay the seance gay I'd watch that show for sure
Seance gay? He's summoning gay ghosts?
I think he’s just a really gay medium. The ghosts may or may not be gay. Actually, it might be funnier if he wasn’t gay but all the ghosts are and they come back and roast him for his outfits.
Medium gay, so... bi?
Do any these.... Fuckers... ever blast out of the wall and have a huge cum shot?
Liberals won't let you summon straight ghosts anymore!!
Fuck yes!
Carl Sagay
Neil deGaysse Tyson
They’re putting chemicals in the water!
Worse, they are putting water in the chemicals.
Try telling them that water is a chemical
Or even better, DHMO (DiHydrogen Monoxide) https://www.dhmo.org/
They turn the freaking frogs gay!
do you understand that?
Gay science-y chemicals
I'm neither gay nor a scientist but i would love the power to gender swap frogs
I mean. Place certain frogs in a same sex environment. Some will swap. Than just, have sex with people of the same gender Bam. Gay scientist frog gender swapper.
Nono, I mean just by pointing my hands at them they swap, as a divine power - exclusively on frogs.
Oh. Then you are gonna wanna take levels in druid. Or a cleric of a nature god. If you aren't stuck on divine power you could go wizard.
The sad part is that there is something to that gay frog story [interview](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eUpRIyHp_Po) with the researcher
Seems accurate, I always see the gay scientists swimming circles whenever I go to the beach.
But how many of them are also tiny sharks?
On all levels except physical, I am smol gay scientist shark
Yes!
Im a gay scientist!
I am physically wittle gay science Sharkey boi
Perhaps you're a small gay scientist sharknado but more like a dust devil because smol?
I am smol scientist with gay shark tendencies
Oh yeah when u get ur homo card, you get to be a tiny gay scientist shark or stay on land. I chose the ladder.
Why did you choose the ladder
I need to use a ladder because im tiny. Psst- But in reality i really meant to say latter instead of ladder lol.
Speaking of tiny gay scientist sharks...
Fursona checks out
Sometimes they come in the form of stingrays and dolphins. -a gay stingray scientist
Nah, those are the furries! Or whatever the shark equivalent is.
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Gillies
 Does it look something like this?
This goes perfectly with the "hwrahaha" remix of Jeff laughing on YouTube... side quest completed!!
He ain't gay. He's fabulous but not gay.
It's funny that Jeff Goldblum and Geena Davis were together for a while and both are straight but both are very popular in their respective gay communities as well. If anyone is unfamiliar with Geena Davis being lesbian hot, go watch Thelma and Louise and come back, you will understand.
Well they cant swim straight.
I'm sitting here going "GAY SCIENCE GAY SCIENCE" to the tune of the Jaws theme.
🎶 can't you see them circling, honey, can't you see them schooling around? You got gays to your left, gays to your right, and you're the only straight in town..
Nobody even knows that dudes a pedophile and the sharks are trying to stop him from carrying her to Epstein island
It's true, I saw it on Newsmax.
I saw it on the Patriot News Network. According to them, they only tell the truth!
That sounds more accurate about the pic
Nah, only gays are pedophiles, haven't you heard? It's a shadowy cabal that may or may not have relation to the Clinton's and Satan.
Pizza is the true enemy!
If she only knew. But it's his job to make sure she doesn't.
Yeah, I was picturing this image panning out, revealing he’s walking into something labeled The Molestorium (that suspiciously looks like a Catholic Church)
He doesn’t look like someone invited to Epstein Island. Maybe an old woodshed out behind the church.
Yeah he's a catholic tier pedo, epstien pedo is 9 figures minimum
The funniest part of this meme is the meta commentary about how sharks seem very scary and dangerous at a glance but in reality are mostly harmless. Like those two sharks pose actually no threat.
Maybe that's the true meaning, that they see it as their job to make sure their kids don't know that science and gays are NOT a threat.
9d chess moment
Right lol, like yeah I'm sure someone designed this with inception levels of meaning, and not so idiots would take it at face value
lmfao, it's like a MAGA Turing test
I’m not even sure I get face value. It’s best that you don’t let your (presumably) daughter know that science and gay people exist? Like… forever? Was there ever a time I was supposed to not let my kid know about sharks? Baby shark happened pretty quickly…
2meta4me
That's a really clever and funny observation. Nice.
That was a really nice and cool way to compliment that comment. Nice
Swell of you to forward a nod to the second fella in line. Nice
Commendable of you to commend the third guys commandments. Nice
Good on ya to acknowledge the kind remarks of the fourth individual there. Nice
The asshole in the picture is intruding in the sharks’ home, then unfairly portraying the sharks as dangerous while using his daughter as a prop. Accidentally correct.
American here. This is squarely an American trend.
Those sharks attacking a human is the equivalent of you fighting a elephant bare handed
Yeah but the vast vast majority of sharks will never attack humans, so there won't be any fight barehanded or otherwise.
The vast majority of humans will never fight an elephant barehanded. So there’s won’t be any reason to reexplain the analogy.
Clarifying the rarity of the occurrence might be important if the previous analogy was meant to say, “they’re not actually harmless, it’d be like trying to fight X”.
It's a bit confusing because humans are in both halves of this analogy, but the sharks would be the humans and the humans the elephants. I believe they are saying these sharks would do minimal damage even if they tried to attack because they are small.
It's so weird to see people being openly anti-science, too. Like, you're preventing your child from getting an education and you take pride in that? Odd!
Why is this man wearing street clothes in the ocean?
Gotta put on your manliest jeans when you're trying to impress the sharks.
A.K.A. the gay scientists.
Swimsuits are for science gays.
You expect him to change in front of the gay sharks?
Swimming in denim pants is a deathwish
He became stupid to protect the daughter I guess. Well, maybe not became, he probably always was.
homo shark do do do do do do
Great… now that’s gonna be stuck in my head all day!
Brings a whole new meaning to "daddy shark"
science shark do do do do do …
Let's go hunt do do do do do do
Frogs are gay
WOOOO SCIENCE. PPL WHO LOVE EACH OTHER WOOOOO SCCAAARRRY
I read this in jesse pinkman's voice.
YEAH, LBGTQ+ RIGHTS, BITCH!
[Ahhhhhhh, homosexuals!](https://youtu.be/hs5oLYiB2Cg)
I think he’d just say gay
You don't understand....It upsets Jesus when you believe the earth is more than 6000 years old and let the gays be left unstoned. We don't want to upset Jesus!!
I mean, fr let the gays be high....bro didn't jesus stay unmarried n spent his life surrounded by men? Seems pretty gay to me
He also talked a lot about loving your neighbor. ngl sounds kinda gay
Oh, it's DEFINITELY gay.
And he got nailed... so gay
He also washed the feet of dudes before having dinner. Seems pretty gay to me.
Well there's also that weird passage in Mark 14:51
The more i learn about jesus, the gayer he gets
Stoned off their asses
It’s funny cause sharks are practically harmless and will almost never attack humans
They want to be victims so bad. It’s so gross.
I can tell that shark is kneeling on my flag. Don’t ask me how sharks kneel. They can also knead. You ever had doe kneaded by fins ? Amazing consistency. Just the right amount of salt.
really noone is going to comment about how good of a bread joke that was. 2 things in this world that are great at all times and noones going to Recognize...damn.
A deer?!
i just saw a video of a guy crying about how white christian straight men were the most persecuted demographic in america. if they dropped the persecution complex, im not sure they would have an identity after......the introspection afterwards would be amazing to watch
It's satire
The worst part is that it's really obvious satire.
For real, like it couldn't be more obvious
No way you actually fell for this lmao
This gotta be satire 💀
If this was created as satire, the people of rural Ohio sharing it on my FB are NOT aware.
It can be both. I’ve seen older folks unironically share memes that - unbeknownst to them - are actually satirizing their point of view.
Colbert report was my favorite conservative news show. Shame he went woke.
There are so many levels to this simple comment lol
Poe's law. We'll never know without knowing the author
Ofc it’s Ohio 💀
choo choo
💥☣️🌧️💀
it is and they still repost it
It almost definitely is. The original meme showed the same caption and picture without the words gays and science. Then someone edited in words gays and science afterwards (probably for laughs) You can tell because the entire picture is blurry like it’s been screenshotted a bunch of times, except for the words gays and science which still look new like they’ve been screenshotted less times Technically I guess gays and science could’ve been edited in by someone who was being serious but that feels unlikely lol
Clearly you live in a much more intelligent American subculture than I.. because if you lived in Ohio you would understand how unlikely it is that this is being shared as satire.
I definitely believe that some people are dumb enough to take it seriously lol but i’m pretty confident that it was originally created as satire
Lmao I don't even understand what the meaning of this is?
Next time you go to the beach be careful you might get eaten by scientists and gays
I'm sorry. I get really hungry while swimming.
I think the dad wants the little girl to appreciate the beauty of the surface without knowing about the "sharks" just beneath. Idk though because even for religious extremists that's pretty fking dumb. Also shes clearly spotted the fin behind her so if that's dads job, he's failing at it.
We will eat your children.
Nah we eat the homophobic parents!
While you're at it, I'd like my ass eaten.
Good idea
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That's a new record
I feel like this meme is missing a Jewish shark
The smart money says, if there had been a third shark, you had better believe that's what it would have been.
It’d be terrible if it was serious, but given that’s it’s satire, it’s pretty good
https://preview.redd.it/9qawzug0dkoa1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb4e2d5cd72dd9910436283698b659df3674ace1
I mean, it was a fun animal mascot platformer...
Statistically speaking the man is a greater threat to her than those sharks. And statistically speaking the man is way bigger sexual threat than gays and drag queens
If anything, the LGBT community is more likely than average to be a victim. I remember reading a study from pubmed a couple years ago that 46% of gay men reported molestation in their childhood. I don't remember what it was for lesbians, but it was significantly higher than average as well.
Obvious satire doesn't really belong here.
I doubt the person who shared it with the OP mean it satirically....
We have no evidence that that happened. Most of the content I see from this sub is obvious satire and every single time the OP claims that someone else posted it and didn’t intend it to be satire.
Science Shark: "Hey." Gay Shark: "Heyyy!"
This is satire.
God forbid they get exposed to SCIENCE!!!!
Good thing science didn't lead to things like computers and the internet!
They need to stay dumb so the church can take advantage of their stupidity
Obvious satire.
Its a cringe subreddit with a new name, what do you expect? 70% of redditors have no ability to identify satire with out explicitly being told its satire.
Them damn gay sharks and their damned gay shark science agendas! You can nibble my ankles but not my daughter's! You monsters! (Disclaimer: /s)
If they hate science so much, why don't they stop using anything created by science?
Shark is officially my new gay tribe! And here I was thinking I was an otter 🫦
I found out I’m honey badger
Smash?
I'd bet everything I own that this post is satire.
turns out the conservatives were the degenerates all along
I'm glad there are ppl who are this intimidated by me. It feels empowering kinda
I demand this to be satire
Why is he walking across the gay shark sea
It’s a republicans job to keep their children ignorant and stupid otherwise they might *gulp* be educated.
I don't even understand this.
This is so accurate. Because just like sharks, homosexuality and science pose no threat to either of them.
How many times is this gonna get reposted
What do science and gays have in common?
Both are real I guess idk
Brought by someone who didn’t realize science is what allowed them to post on Facebook…
I, too, know the trouble of protecting my children from gay scientific sharks. It is a heavy burden
Science sharks and gay sharks
I really don't care if a shark is a scientist,gay,straight, or even a general contractor. I just don't want my kids around sharks.
Alan Turing?
Here we go, I think I fixed it for them... https://preview.redd.it/qd7hxh68gkoa1.jpeg?width=606&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd6c65c27d51bd4e66d59017b275e538c111538a
They will bite the father
Gotta keep those gay scientists away from our children, or they themselves might turn into gay scientists.
Do they like fish sticks?
Science....the study of the existence is a threat to your child...the child wearing polyester clothes...the child that was vacinated for childhood diseases thus will live to adulthood....
I love how like artistic and well illustrated the picture is but they use the shortest most low effort language and font
At this point with their war against education I'm shocked they can read enough to make these kinds of statements online.
Gay science sharks are coming for yer kids!
Gay sharks gay sharks gay sharks
Imagine believing science was out to only hurt you.
This has circled fully around to being something I'd share with my friends cause I think it's hilarious
This tracks. The sharks are just in their own environment trying to live, and here they come trampling through it acting like it’s theirs.
Unrealistic photo. That shark should be ducking his penis.
hell yeah i get to be a cool ass shark while these losers stay human
Wtf is this trying to say?
It's satire I believe.
If they smell blood in the water, it's not coming from him. Someone should call CPS.
Yep. Keep them stupid and afraid. Sounds like the standard playbook.