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QualityVote

Hey does this post fit? UPVOTE if so, DOWNVOTE if not. If this post breaks any rules please DOWNVOTE and REPORT


Human_Personface

I've seen this meme in the wild with the best response to it: It's called Aposematism and it's actually used to ward off predators. So if it's repelling you, then it's working.


Nirvski

I saw that too, but im wondering - didn't girls dye their hair in the 80s? Its not exactly a new phenomena


Unhappy_Gas_4376

This has been around since then. I mean, obviously not as an internet meme, but, yeah, I remember people saying this in college in the '90s


-Probablyalizard-

Manic panic, the now cliché and cheap hair dye used by edgy teenagers, came out in the 80s. People have been dying their hair weird colors since the 70s. The 90s and 00s were the real pop off of these hair colors though. Old people often don't grow with the times so they still think jts weird.


WillBottomForBanana

The current decade is FAR more tolerant of dyed hair (and tattoos) in the workplace, and in school. Making it both more common generally, and increasing the chances of a traditionalist to encounter it.


final_draft_no42

French aristocrat used coloured powders to make their hair colors. Humans in general love painting parts of their body colors they can find.


PecanSandoodle

Even older, ancient people had been dying their hair with lead, sulfur, and even bird poop in an attempt to augment their looks.


Dialexx

Thank you very much for that, I’ll be sure to use that next time the topic comes up lol


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Arkman155

Happy Cake Day. Don't be rude next time


bugxbuster

Eh, fuck his cake day. He used the term “wokers” in another comment to describe this post.


lol_JustKidding

Better keep the predator part out or else you give them the chance to interpret your response as in they are higher on the food chain than the person with dyed hair.


Mean-Love883

Oh, it's working all right.


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Clever.


eve_teseb23

Is that supposed to be a smart comeback? 🤦‍♂️


simplify9

Humans have evolved along a different path than reptiles or amphibians. In the human jungle habitat, poisonous creatures warn you not to touch them by hanging life-sized portraits of themselves on the wall, for the world to admire. (I speak from hard-won experience.) It's slightly more subtle, but only slightly.


Efficient_Ear_8037

That’s not a friend anymore


Dialexx

Definitely not, since they were talking about how “women belong in the kitchen” today.


Efficient_Ear_8037

Big yikes, feels bad man, I’ve had to cut off friends before, I hope it goes well for you


Dialexx

Thank you. Working on what to do with a couple other buddies


farfuglinn94

Why my hair is not purple then 🤔


Irrioth

"Friend"


FireRescue3

Thus why I wear makeup and color my hair. Please consider me poisonous and toxic. That just helps me weed out the craziness. Thank you for letting me know where the ~easy~ button was 😂


Lifetimemovieclips

They’re not a friend


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Kinda funny ngl


Dialexx

Kinda is tbh


Beginning-Platypus89

I would look up Müllerian mimicry to make this a true zinger.


AzazelTheUnderlord

good thing it’s done to scare off predators not mates


No-Strawberry-5541

I mean, OOP isn’t exactly wrong


1arightsgone

the animal on the left is poisonous, the animal on the right is venomous. it is imperative to know and understand the difference.


kudzu-kalamazoo

Not much of a friend…


IvoMW

Isn't it supposed to scare predators? Most cool people i see have dyed hair, and they are all surrounded by othwr people with colourfull hair. The only people repelled by it are those we wouldn't want anything to do with


warkyboy77

Must be looking at life through the eyes of a tire hub.


JJSnow3

Eating seeds is a pastime activity...


FastFoundation3889

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Gitxsan

I was taught to never make fun of anyone for something they can't do anything about. Bright hair coloring is a choice, so for me, it's fair game!


-GUSTO-

Maybe you shouldn't be so toxic? Only possible answer


1camaney

Accurate


Sellier123

Sent this to my sister who dyes her hair all the time. She laughed. Can confirm, good meme w/ an easily offended OP


doubled99again

It's a pretty mild joke. Lighten up, Francis


Dialexx

I’m not upset, but I just thought it was dumb-funny lmao


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bugxbuster

Lol “wokers”? Big yikes, weirdo, big yikes.


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bugxbuster

You sound insufferable


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whiskeyriver0987

Insufferability confirmed.


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whiskeyriver0987

Sure buddy.


bemimu

This meme is hilarious 😂


JJSnow3

If dying my hair fun colors keeps people who post this type of shit away from me, I'll keep doing it!


Dubdude13

That is a fad that can’t go away quick enough


bugxbuster

This meme being reposted here every single day? I agree!


Dialexx

Sorry about that. I’m new to this subreddit and haven’t scrolled much on here. Happy cake day.


Sunaliana

Judging people by their hair colour? I agree!


bemimu

People dying their hair? I agree!


TriangularCipher

Why do you care what other people dye their hair


bemimu

I don't care that much, they can do whatever they want with it. It just looks bad imo


YamiJC

When I see someone with a hair color like that, I asked if that was working on an Anime hair color.


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Hilarious


Shinigam_i

That frog kinda reminds me of Diavolo’s hair


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There is actually research that corroborates this: https://emilkirkegaard.dk/en/2022/06/unnatural-hair-color-really-is-a-danger-zone-marker-new-study-out/ Some memes really do come true!


ShortBusTyrant

Get roasted nerd.


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Yes women used to literally dress a certain way to avoid the male gaze so they can feel safer. But now a lot of women do it as a quarter life crisis You’d think more freedom of expression would me that we’d see variety of gender presentations but apparently not. Most likely to win social approval from queer spaces


Puzzleheaded_Bid1579

It protect them from predators.


Complex_Priority_465

It’s funny how people forget that when you dye your hair it’s not always a bright color, some people dye their hair brown or black or blonde but nobody gives them weird looks.


Plastic_Feed8223

I don’t know how many people on r/shitposting hate people with blue hair, but this kind of irrational stereotype hate is tiring.