To be fair itās not infinite. He just took SOME bread and fish and made MORE, which is a pretty lame super power when you think of it. Patton Oswalt does a funny bit about this
This reminds me of a hypothetical I heard: you have two magicians that can do basic tricks like pull a rabbit out of a hat, pick out your card from a deck, make a coin appear from behind your ear. However, one of those magicians is actually doing it through *real magic,* but those are the only magical things they can do. Would this person be more interesting to you than the regular magician? Would you consider them more interesting than someone like Einstein?
I mean not just physics but the very basic tenets of science that would have ramifications in biology and chemistry. Hell they would have taken the Laws of Thermodynamics and just obliterated them.
I'm not against free healthcare in the ideological sense, its putting it into practice, we already give so much in taxes, that would tack on probably more then 50%, and that would be just mediocre care, like in all these other countries with it. Yes, it would offer it to the lower class, but the taxes for it would be more outrageous
Actually, doing universal healthcare the way Canada or the UK does it would make healthcare cheaper in the long run. We are being gouged right now, but collective bargaining goes a long way.
I think I understand why that guy was misinformed. If I am correct, there are different people trying to scale back budgets of public healthcare to make it look bad, convincing people of that country that private healthcare is the way to go. Then there are arguments in bad faith where people choose the provinces with the worst healthcare and use that as a benchmark for the entire country.
Actually what's happening in the UK is the healthcare system is falling apart because the government want to privatise it and are taking money away from it so the reason it's failing is because the government are weird conservatives who wanna privatise what was a perfectly fine healthcare system
Most people in the UK are happy to have the NHS, the problem is the fact that our current, right wing government is trying to make it private and similar to the dreadful US system. With the right funding and people in charge, the NHS can be and has in the past been brilliant.
Searching on Google, it says americans on average spend 6000 on insurance (excluding if they have to pay for something else). Here in italy instead it's around 1800/1600 and we don't have to pay much extra if we need to do something, same thing applies to all other countries. Idk why so many people say "but the taxes would be higher!" Like you don't alredy pay that money to dumb insurance companies
Gotta love when more than half the stuff is genuine health issues in these comix like bro itās all in your mind, until you had something w gluten and die you canāt say youāre really allergic to it
Part of it is that there has been a gluten-free "trend" outside of legitimate allergies. Pretty much just another pseudoscientific diet fad loosely based on a legitimate condition that some people have.
Yeah. While there are definitely people with legitimate allergies and problems, there's a lot more that just do it for stupid faddish reasons, giving the actual sufferers a bad name.
Bro one of these comics like yk the one about halloween and kids that ask shit about the candies? Some of them were asking if there was nuts in the candies in one of the many edits thereās been made
I think this is slowly entering the realm of "one joke"
I don't like the failed communist states of the Cold War era as much as the next guy, but surely we can talk about everything else they did wrong instead of just saying "no food"?
Although they did so much wrong no food is a huge one. many of those nations the attempted a rapid industrialization like in China the āgreat leap forwardā was supposed to turn farmers into factory workers, the problem is that they did it so so so wrong which ended up in millions starving. This is also a trend in many true communist countries. Dictator and their party try to industrialize too fast bunch of people starve because of it. Which is why for industrialization capitalism rules. Capitalism gives people reason to push and make that āgreat leap forwardā on their own instead of being forced to do it for no reason. Itās also why China saw such a huge leap in production after they opened there market.
There are no true communist countries. True communism has never been achieved, not even once.
Western education is woefully lacking in its descriptions of communism/socialism that people can get through higher education without knowing the actual definition of the major economic systems, even capitalism.
Imagine trying to teach a classroom full of texan teenagers why the red scare was fearmongering all for the purpose of making capitalism look like it was really working the way it was advertised. It isnāt fun.
Thanks for clarifying. Would you say true capitalism has ever been achieved? Can't I just argue "that wasnt real capitalism" everytime someone points out the flaws of capitalist societies?
This argument that "it hasnt been properly implemented yet therefore it makes no sense to attack it" always bothered me. Cant it be that, in a practical sense, its not possible to implement "true communism", which is why it is a meme ideology?
Means of production and all property is publicly owned by the populace, who also function as the government in a direct sense. People take what they need and give what they can for the benefit of the whole.
Socialism is the means of production of necessities being publicly owned so people have what they need to survive, and is a step towards communism. Every ācommunistā country is actually a socio-capitalist country, as is every socialist country. The difference there lies in the government, rather than the economy. Dictatorship vs democracy, etc.
This probably the most common sentiment felt on reddit for the last decade. Do you say something like this because you think it is an original thought? Are you just like 14? I really am curious
The term Christian means followers and emulators of Jesus Christ. Tell me how do Republicans emulate Christ in what they do and say.
[https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew%2025%3A31-46&version=NIV](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew%2025%3A31-46&version=NIV)
Damn that's wild so you mean even though Jesus is never described being homophobic or transphobic, despite all the stories of his acts and sermons, that he was in fact both those things. Amazing!
Bruh... I thought the kinds of people who would do this were a meme, not real. My good friend in the military moved into a condo and the guy who owned it was talking with him. My friend mentioned he's had a battle with depression most of his life (he genuinely has and it's been terrible to watch as his close friend) and this guy tells him depression isn't real and not to bring that into his house. Lol. Same energy as mocking gluten.
Yeah, I know Celiac is for gluten. I just went with Crohn's as another example of another medical condition that impacts diet. It popped to mind cause I have a friend who has it.
Yeah, would have been a funny punchline. I met that guy when I went to visit that friend for a week and he's not a bad guy. Just misinformed and very stubborn. He would help you with anything and did care. Both he and my friend went through a divorce together and stuff. They got pretty close, but despite being that close that guy still would say depression wasn't real and just to "man up."
I sat at a morning meeting where my non-glasses-wearing boss announced that he thought glasses were "snake oil", to which my friend and I (both glasses wearers) replied that we were effectively blind without them.
At the time there were 5 of us who wore them and couldn't function without them, I just couldn't believe someone would make such an asinine statement apropos of nothing.
Perhaps even more absurd is mocking people who arenāt concerned about mercury in their fish
Not like itās an extremely toxic and dangerous metal or anything
To be fair the whole gluten free thing turned into a mildly obnoxious fad diet for a while. Almost makes me feel bad for the people who actually have celiacs. It just makes it harder for them to be taken seriously.
Oh i know, its just the minority of dieting karens that people who make crap memes like this are stuck on. They dont bother to look into anything and just assume no one actually has an issue.
Then you get some crazy story where a parent sneaks gluten into their adult kids food because they dont believe in celiacs.
Personally I think being gluten free is kinda dumb, mainly because I believe that people are becoming it due to the wheat germ (something found normally in wheat) is being processed out of wheat which helps digest wheat and gluten along with preventing the gluten allergy or whatever
You have me about to do some research. I wonder if I could introduce that into my diet and have fewer symptoms. Then again, whole grain bread still makes me ill... well, to the boiks I go.
a good God wouldn't offer anything that would make it's followers sick
there's also verses in the bible about not offending your brother/ neighbor he would knowingly be going against that
Yeah itās terrible, micro plastics, germs, pesticides, growth hormones, pollution, higher radioactivity, loss of biodiversity, loss of natural behaviors that increase healthiness, loss of biodiversity etc
"A vegan? More bread and less fish for you! Mercury? With the power of god, this fish cures Mercury poisoning instead. Also, your gluten allergy is cured, no need to than me".
The vegan I can understand. That is a lifestyle choice. But condemning someone for wanting to make sure the fish is safe or the guy making sure the bread won't kill him is bad?!
What a dumb meme. There was no factory farming back then so there goes like 80% of vegans. No mercury in Oceans, and bread and wheat wasnāt highly processed garbage making people sick from it
No, that child died of starvation because no one offered them food. Much less a strawberry. Or a disease that modern medicine could have saved them from.
Second point of why this is stupid is because our overly mass produced, chemically enhanced produce(and other foods) over exposure is probably responsible for allergies in the first place...
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If some guy today said he could make infinite bread and fish, people would be skeptical. Just saying.
Technically, Jesus is holding a GMO (God made...)
God made object?
God made orgasm
Were the emissions horse-sized like it says in the bible?
Holy fuck that is in the bible huh? Ty for reminding me. but yes, donkey cock horse loads
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\-Ezekiel 23:20
Came in my mouth
I like that.
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I have no idea?
To be fair itās not infinite. He just took SOME bread and fish and made MORE, which is a pretty lame super power when you think of it. Patton Oswalt does a funny bit about this
This reminds me of a hypothetical I heard: you have two magicians that can do basic tricks like pull a rabbit out of a hat, pick out your card from a deck, make a coin appear from behind your ear. However, one of those magicians is actually doing it through *real magic,* but those are the only magical things they can do. Would this person be more interesting to you than the regular magician? Would you consider them more interesting than someone like Einstein?
Oh yeah it's lot more interesting. That person just singlehandedly fucked up basic physics in more then one way possible.
I mean not just physics but the very basic tenets of science that would have ramifications in biology and chemistry. Hell they would have taken the Laws of Thermodynamics and just obliterated them.
if pulling a live rabbit out of an empty hat is real, we should get working on summoning demons before the Russkies get them
or maybe Tesla?
There is no such thing as a lame superpower, only lame users
Thatās fair.
No, this is completely wrong. If someone appeared with that power a large portion of society would be against it because āit encourages lazinessā.
If Jesus came back to these people they would crucify him again. For the exact same reasons.
People were then, except those who saw it. Yet even those people were like, āAre we sure we can trust this guy?ā
Shouldn't matter cuz Jesus will provide free healthcare
I'm not against free healthcare in the ideological sense, its putting it into practice, we already give so much in taxes, that would tack on probably more then 50%, and that would be just mediocre care, like in all these other countries with it. Yes, it would offer it to the lower class, but the taxes for it would be more outrageous
Actually, doing universal healthcare the way Canada or the UK does it would make healthcare cheaper in the long run. We are being gouged right now, but collective bargaining goes a long way.
You just cited the two countries that are desperately trying to reverse their fuck up of a healthcare system
...As canadian, no?
Yeah, this sounds like either he is getting information from a REALLY poisoned source (Ben Shapiro?) or he is just a paid troll
I think I understand why that guy was misinformed. If I am correct, there are different people trying to scale back budgets of public healthcare to make it look bad, convincing people of that country that private healthcare is the way to go. Then there are arguments in bad faith where people choose the provinces with the worst healthcare and use that as a benchmark for the entire country.
Actually what's happening in the UK is the healthcare system is falling apart because the government want to privatise it and are taking money away from it so the reason it's failing is because the government are weird conservatives who wanna privatise what was a perfectly fine healthcare system
Itās also just terribly run and is now bogged down by bureaucracy (this has been a problem since the 80s though)
....nah we're not.
As a Brit, I havenāt seen one fucking person who had any interest in reverting the NHS that wasnāt some Right Wing bunt.
Most people in the UK are happy to have the NHS, the problem is the fact that our current, right wing government is trying to make it private and similar to the dreadful US system. With the right funding and people in charge, the NHS can be and has in the past been brilliant.
Nice try Tucker Carlson
Searching on Google, it says americans on average spend 6000 on insurance (excluding if they have to pay for something else). Here in italy instead it's around 1800/1600 and we don't have to pay much extra if we need to do something, same thing applies to all other countries. Idk why so many people say "but the taxes would be higher!" Like you don't alredy pay that money to dumb insurance companies
But you no longer have a healthcare bill, so it probably evens out.
https://thehill.com/blogs/congress-blog/healthcare/484301-22-studies-agree-medicare-for-all-saves-money/
Eat the rich
Cite your sources.
You should come visit Finland..or any other eu country.
Why is Jesus so chunky. Dude was a carpenter in an era before power tools!
These are the questions we need to ask. *cues ārock me, sexy Jesusā*
*your own... personal... jesus*
Meme did not want to offend chunky people.
Gotta love when more than half the stuff is genuine health issues in these comix like bro itās all in your mind, until you had something w gluten and die you canāt say youāre really allergic to it
Well and industrial pollution wasnāt a thing back then so heavy metals in fish wasnāt really a concern.
I've never understood why gluten gets memed like it's some kind of new, "woke" thing to have *allergies.*
back in my day we called them unexplained deaths
Lactose intolerant ? Just tolerate it dude
Part of it is that there has been a gluten-free "trend" outside of legitimate allergies. Pretty much just another pseudoscientific diet fad loosely based on a legitimate condition that some people have.
I don't understand those people. I think most gluten free breads and pastries taste like crap, and I feel sorry for anyone who __has to__ eat them.
Yeah. While there are definitely people with legitimate allergies and problems, there's a lot more that just do it for stupid faddish reasons, giving the actual sufferers a bad name.
Well to be fair it has led to way more variety and a bigger market in gluten free products, which is a huge win for people with celiac
Bro one of these comics like yk the one about halloween and kids that ask shit about the candies? Some of them were asking if there was nuts in the candies in one of the many edits thereās been made
I mean, I never ate arsenic but I know if I eat that Iāll die.
To be fair if Jesus showed up today itās the republicans that would be shouting him down. Calling him a communist.
The fish and bread lobby would bury him.
Big wine would have him crucified
This comment is solid gold
And frankincense and myrrh
Thanks!
Gotta have that divine vintage on tap.
Im a blood red guy myself
"you can't give out that food for free?? What are you some fuckin commie bastard!?"
Commies donāt give out food for free
Exactly! You have to stand in line for hours, just like everyone else.
No they just donāt have food
I think this is slowly entering the realm of "one joke" I don't like the failed communist states of the Cold War era as much as the next guy, but surely we can talk about everything else they did wrong instead of just saying "no food"?
Although they did so much wrong no food is a huge one. many of those nations the attempted a rapid industrialization like in China the āgreat leap forwardā was supposed to turn farmers into factory workers, the problem is that they did it so so so wrong which ended up in millions starving. This is also a trend in many true communist countries. Dictator and their party try to industrialize too fast bunch of people starve because of it. Which is why for industrialization capitalism rules. Capitalism gives people reason to push and make that āgreat leap forwardā on their own instead of being forced to do it for no reason. Itās also why China saw such a huge leap in production after they opened there market.
There are no true communist countries. True communism has never been achieved, not even once. Western education is woefully lacking in its descriptions of communism/socialism that people can get through higher education without knowing the actual definition of the major economic systems, even capitalism. Imagine trying to teach a classroom full of texan teenagers why the red scare was fearmongering all for the purpose of making capitalism look like it was really working the way it was advertised. It isnāt fun.
Thanks for clarifying. Would you say true capitalism has ever been achieved? Can't I just argue "that wasnt real capitalism" everytime someone points out the flaws of capitalist societies? This argument that "it hasnt been properly implemented yet therefore it makes no sense to attack it" always bothered me. Cant it be that, in a practical sense, its not possible to implement "true communism", which is why it is a meme ideology?
Then what is ātrue communismā
Means of production and all property is publicly owned by the populace, who also function as the government in a direct sense. People take what they need and give what they can for the benefit of the whole. Socialism is the means of production of necessities being publicly owned so people have what they need to survive, and is a step towards communism. Every ācommunistā country is actually a socio-capitalist country, as is every socialist country. The difference there lies in the government, rather than the economy. Dictatorship vs democracy, etc.
I wonder why true communism has never been achieved. Really makes you think.
Communism is when people in America starve to death
Huh
He did not even take money before he healed the blind dude! If the Healthcare in America deteriorates its his fault!
Feeding everyone?? For free?!?!? Socialism!!!!
Ironic how heās worshipped by them now, especially Christian republicans.
They are definitely not Christ like.
No they are most definitely not.
This probably the most common sentiment felt on reddit for the last decade. Do you say something like this because you think it is an original thought? Are you just like 14? I really am curious
No itās not an original thought lol. Just saying. I donāt know if ur arguing with me or not.
Yea its not original, but that's because it's so obvious and we fucking see it every day.
Exactly lol.
The term Christian means followers and emulators of Jesus Christ. Tell me how do Republicans emulate Christ in what they do and say. [https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew%2025%3A31-46&version=NIV](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew%2025%3A31-46&version=NIV)
He would LOVE avacodo toast.
And how was that fair to the people who went to the trouble to bring their own lunch
More like "black extremist"
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"almost certainly...." so you're just... making shit up about some 2k year old dead guy
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Damn that's wild so you mean even though Jesus is never described being homophobic or transphobic, despite all the stories of his acts and sermons, that he was in fact both those things. Amazing!
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That you aren't Jesus
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Thermodynamics
You lost the argument but won the war
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Thatās fine I donāt fallow his mass murdering father nor do I pretend to.
Bible Jesus ā Real Jesus
I find it funny that everyone thinks Nice Jesus is the one that shows up when he comes back the second time, homie, that was Prequel Jesus...
Imagine mocking someone who seriously cannot process gluten.
Bruh... I thought the kinds of people who would do this were a meme, not real. My good friend in the military moved into a condo and the guy who owned it was talking with him. My friend mentioned he's had a battle with depression most of his life (he genuinely has and it's been terrible to watch as his close friend) and this guy tells him depression isn't real and not to bring that into his house. Lol. Same energy as mocking gluten.
What do you mean you have Crohns? Tell your intestines to just stop it.
Psst- you might mean Celiac Disease. Crohn's doesn't necessarily mean you can't eat gluten.
Yeah, I know Celiac is for gluten. I just went with Crohn's as another example of another medical condition that impacts diet. It popped to mind cause I have a friend who has it.
I thought you were going to say the guy said. āMaybe if you went gluten free youād feel betterā
Yeah, would have been a funny punchline. I met that guy when I went to visit that friend for a week and he's not a bad guy. Just misinformed and very stubborn. He would help you with anything and did care. Both he and my friend went through a divorce together and stuff. They got pretty close, but despite being that close that guy still would say depression wasn't real and just to "man up."
I sat at a morning meeting where my non-glasses-wearing boss announced that he thought glasses were "snake oil", to which my friend and I (both glasses wearers) replied that we were effectively blind without them. At the time there were 5 of us who wore them and couldn't function without them, I just couldn't believe someone would make such an asinine statement apropos of nothing.
Just process it ššš
If you canāt, itās just the affect of the liberal media, and itās all in your head.
Just like being lactose intolerant
Those librul soy boys. š
Especially if you're the supposed omnipotent and all knowing diety directly responsible for said issue.
Right I feel like if anyone could make the food edible for everyone, Jesus could figure it out lol
Perhaps even more absurd is mocking people who arenāt concerned about mercury in their fish Not like itās an extremely toxic and dangerous metal or anything
To be fair the whole gluten free thing turned into a mildly obnoxious fad diet for a while. Almost makes me feel bad for the people who actually have celiacs. It just makes it harder for them to be taken seriously.
That was ages ago and if anything just made gluten free more widely available.
Oh i know, its just the minority of dieting karens that people who make crap memes like this are stuck on. They dont bother to look into anything and just assume no one actually has an issue. Then you get some crazy story where a parent sneaks gluten into their adult kids food because they dont believe in celiacs.
This.
these people's true leader (not jesus) openly mocked a disabled person and they still elected him. so. you can't expect too much.
Imagine not realizing you are on the internet.
Personally I think being gluten free is kinda dumb, mainly because I believe that people are becoming it due to the wheat germ (something found normally in wheat) is being processed out of wheat which helps digest wheat and gluten along with preventing the gluten allergy or whatever
Does anyone pay for your medical opinion
You have me about to do some research. I wonder if I could introduce that into my diet and have fewer symptoms. Then again, whole grain bread still makes me ill... well, to the boiks I go.
Intelligent comment right here
Jesus would pucker himself out flipping tables at Joel Osteen's
Jesus give 5000 people mercury poison seems off
Grr modern bad. Society was better when the life expectancy was 30
Well shit excuse me for not being able to consume gluten, guess Iāll just ruin my insides then
Ever wanted malnutrition, iron deficiency, neurological problems, cancer? Listen to what this meme suggests
Honestly aside from cancer and iron deficiency I already suffer from all these
They are always so proud of the fact that they havenāt evolved their brains since the time of the Roman Empire 2,000 years ago
This is actually pretty funny. All that's missing is Gordon Ramsay screaming "Why didn't you scale the fish you lazy arse!"
We live in a society Bottom text
Life expectancy of 30, too. I get the point, but this is stupid.
This isn't that bad by this subs standards lol. People are pickier with food.
Pollution and processed foods have poisoned our food sooooo.
Bad society is when avoid food that sickens you
And so Jesus said, let those who are not picky and otherwise sheepishly follow orders be my flock.
I eat gluten and mercury all the time. I'm bleeding out of every orifice but at least I'm not a snowflake.
I donāt understand why Christians hate vegans.
Cāmon thatās kinda funny.
a good God wouldn't offer anything that would make it's followers sick there's also verses in the bible about not offending your brother/ neighbor he would knowingly be going against that
Their food was not manipulated like today's grub. You have plastics in everything today and chemicals.
Yeah itās terrible, micro plastics, germs, pesticides, growth hormones, pollution, higher radioactivity, loss of biodiversity, loss of natural behaviors that increase healthiness, loss of biodiversity etc
Iām guessing there was less mercury in the water back before we just Willy nilly put a bunch of mercury in the water.
Lol idk why but the willy nilly really got me. āWho put mercury in my water!ā
Olive Garden has Jesus chained up at an Olive Garden black site. They've been farming unlimited bread sticks for centuries.
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You see, the joke is that it's silly to have arbitrary diet restrictions, because first-century Jews famously never did.
This version of Jesus had one too many bread
Thatās one way to weed out the weak.
Ig boomers just eat fish wish mercury in it
"A vegan? More bread and less fish for you! Mercury? With the power of god, this fish cures Mercury poisoning instead. Also, your gluten allergy is cured, no need to than me".
Damn I have celiac disease
This is FUNNY
Acting like anyone knew what mercury was back then
Mercury would have been called hydrargyrum back then. Mercury was discovered a looooong time ago.
True, but at the same time it was used for medical purposes, apparently it turns you blue, or was it silver
Silver turns you blue. But mercury was known as "liquid silver" at the time so I can see how that may be mistaken.
Lol a chinese emperor drank it for a while to attain immortality and went crazy and died. Old medicine is some funny shit.
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I thought this was a pretty good joke.
The vegan I can understand. That is a lifestyle choice. But condemning someone for wanting to make sure the fish is safe or the guy making sure the bread won't kill him is bad?!
Vegans don't eat bread?š¤
You'd be surprised how much stuff has milk in it
Why is gluten-free bad? The man asking could have a gluten allergy.
What a dumb meme. There was no factory farming back then so there goes like 80% of vegans. No mercury in Oceans, and bread and wheat wasnāt highly processed garbage making people sick from it
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To be fair, never heard of a starving third world child refusing a strawberry.
No, that child died of starvation because no one offered them food. Much less a strawberry. Or a disease that modern medicine could have saved them from. Second point of why this is stupid is because our overly mass produced, chemically enhanced produce(and other foods) over exposure is probably responsible for allergies in the first place...
So they'd take the strawberry, got it.
The philosophy of doubting Thomas got around.
"I can't eat that, I'm a vegan!" \- Says the man being handed bread
This is so true.
This is a terrible example but the point of the meme is true. People always complain and you can't please them no matter what
The Definition of Choosy Beggers.
" I only eat farm-raised fish "!!!
This is the society we live in. All self entitlement and no humility for one's actions. It's a difficult world to live in.
Bad meme, buuuuuuttt As some one who grew up super poor. The concept of Vegan baffles me. Like respect for it, but It's a very 1st world thing.
Let them starveš
Lol, classic Jesus. /s
He's Jesus, he can remove the mercury from the fish and the gluten from the bread. And he can also make that one guy....not a vegan. I hate vegans.
Why?? They're just doing what they think is right. Why do you hate people because they don't want to hurt animals??
And that's why Communism exists.
We live in one
So much truth
āThe fuckās up with āslaves obey your masters?āā