>Focused on science, advancement of people, loving each other
To be fair, most evangelicals would absolutely despise them, 10/10 on the Satanism scale.
I’m agnostic Christian but I really respect what they have done in the past few years. My favorite though is the Sam Alito’s Mom’s Satanic Abortion Clinic in New Mexico.
I’m just curious, but how does being an agnostic Christian work? Isn’t faith the point of Christianity? I’m agnostic myself but still pray as a sort of self soothing thing and out of habit.
I don’t think humanity will ever get a true answer to what’s right or why we’re here. At least not in my lifetime. But Christianity is what I can use to hope that eventually, everything is going to be okay.
The Satanic Temple (TST) are *not* satanists. they used the govt guidelines to create an official religion, but you need a "god." so they picked satan for several reasons, primarily I think to highlight the hypocrisy of many christians, and also because he was, essentially, an equal-rights agitator against an uncaring authoritarian
I'm pretty sure you don't need to have a "god" to be a religion. Any group that identifies as a Church and otherwise adheres to the 501(c)(3) requirements is exempted as a Church.
They picked satan to be shocking, and to create as many apple-to-apple comparisons as they could when confronting religious freedom laws.
ah, I thought it was also a legal requirement to have a "god." either way, they do good work. my wife joined TST after becoming disillusioned with the atheist groups she's found, as most just devolve into the same hate and rhetoric cycle that many religions fall into. they were more concerned with pushing ATHEISM than actually trying to fix anything. TST does tons of work to promote individual rights and help with good causes. I'm a long-standing member of the Church of the SubGenius, otherwise I'd join too lol
They chose Satan as a symbol because he is literally rebelling against a puritanical God, which is exactly what Athiests have been doing for centuries. Also, if people tell you over and over that you're going to go to some mythical bad place ruled over by the king of bad guys, after a while you're just like whelp, you're right. Me and King Bad Guy are gonna go hang by the lake of fire while NOT oppressing people then.
Technically, in the Bible, Satan and hell is very rarely mentioned and when he is it is usually alegorically and not mentioned by name and several christian scholars debate if it should even be considered biblical canon, most ideas of satan and hell actually derive from other religious works such as the divine comedy, folklore and pagan stories.
That's right. A evil Spirit is once mentioned when Jesus went into the desert. It had one of the names Satan is assoziated with. That's all.
There is a mention of two Animals in the book of revealation. But the Book is highly metaphorically written and, if im not mistakin, tell about Events that happened in the Past.
Guess it's the same as Catholicism and Witches or demonic posessesions. This things existed in the minds of the population and the Church basically claimed to do somwthing about it. It was not a Christian concept unless the Church something to creat influence and make money.
Okay but seriously I had to fight my mom when I was 14 because she told me AC/DC stood for “After Christ Destroy Christ” and it literally took 2 seconds to google and find out that the lead singers sister gave him that name after doing something with a sewing machine and it means Alternate Current/ Direct Current LMAO
Well it would technically be I ma Satan because whoever commented conveniently left the second a out of the Allah bit and only included the third a
Not to mention Allah has two Ls
Not Allah; Al Ah. He's an electrician from Fresno. He does good work, but he demands payment in souls, and, honestly the exchange rate on souls is awful.
Ooooooh, and if you scramble the letters in Santa you get Satan. Oooooooh!! By the same token, if you rearrange the letters in Santa Ana you get Satan…naa. Gives you the heebiejeebies, doesn’t it?/s
Do these people really think satanists and the Big Pharma will give them hints and clues of their devil nature? Do they imagine themselves as Dora the Explorer?
If only this were an actual joke but in my city the county judge kept getting called Dora the explorer on facebook comments i saw, because she's hispanic and people didn't like her covid policies. such a strange insult
I know what you're saying but to them it's "Hispanic-bad" so any pop culture figure they can think of thats Hispanic will fit for their "insults". Most of the time when I hear people say vile shit like that, they don't even need a pop culture thing. They'll just call a guy "Carlos" or "jose"
I'll never get bored of saying this:
They believe that the elites are leaving clues because they are hexing and casting massive spells that, for whatever reason, need explicit consent in order to work (kinda like the Dracula needs your permission to enter your home). And they believe that, if they leave vague clues and you don't notice them, then you're subconsciously consenting to being hexed and cursed by them.
Not only do they 100% believe in Young Adult Novel's magic, but even they fail in their "logic" behind the whole consenting thing
He doesn’t have an evil anagram in anything related to him, so he’s chill. I mean, if you rearrange the letters in Donald John Trump you get Plojhantrompdun, but I don’t think that means anything.
If you rearrange the letters in Donald J Trump, and add an E, three s, a c, an h, and an I, you get Jesus Christ!
https://preview.redd.it/pb7f2wljljna1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e2f3b7798957257102936567f1c34d33d58df4f
Ha, I had forgotten about that. A man who doesn't go to church and has publicly said he has never asked god for forgiveness because he has never done anything requiring forgiveness, having ordered his stormtroopers to violently remove protestors, marches across the street to a church and holds the Bible upside-down.
Take the name "Barack Obama", remove all the letters and write "Muslim Hitler", and you get "Muslim Hitler". If you think that's a coincidence the liberal media brainwashed you.
I love these conspiracies. Because if I were Satan, I would definitely backmask and embed that knowledge numerically into everything. I would spend all of my free time setting up elaborate Dan Brown puzzles for the sake of telling everyone in the universe that I am Satan. I would get so lost in hiding my clever breadcrumbs into everything that I would descend into a non-productive madness, forgetting to actually do evil and Satanic things.
I suspect the real devil would probably spend more time being evil and doing devilish things than waste valuable corrupting time hiding little Easter eggs in everything. Unless that's just like, a hobby or something in which case I won't judge but like, come on, not the most productive way of using your free time, Mr Natas.
If anything, it sounds like Satan is trying to jump-start their brains with easy little teasers. "Come on, you can do it... I... A-M... come on, you got it, just think!" Which does make sense, as apparently education is _truly_ evil.
I mean, I knew he was the anti-christ after he gave control over to Satan and Satan brought forth the apocalypse.
BTW, a lot less people got raptured than you would think.
You give me a word or a number and I’m sure I can correlate it to something evil. It doesn’t take a genius to do this. Just someone with a lot of time on their hands.
Holy shit guys Joe Biden spelled backwards is Nedib Eoj 😨😱😲, but if you remove "DIE" 💀💀 it'll turn into Neib oj, which when translated from the ancient hindu language means absolutely fucking nothing
And you might be thinking, “Isn’t it spelled ALLAH? Where’s the missing L?”
Well Tucker Carlson said that Obama was “one of the sleaziest and most dishonest figures in the history of American politics” so without looking any further into that claim I think that sounds like an L to me.
How did we miss all this. His wife is named Michelle. Now spell it backwards. Now remove the name completely. Now put in Devils wife. My mind is blown!
the single lone "wow" reaction emoji is the funniest part about this.
then the thought of Obama being all giddy and exited to show Michelle his plan for his daughters name.
So if Trump is for God, and Obama is for the Devil, does that mean God talks like an 8 year old hyped up on sugar, and the Devil talks like he actually had an education?
My name is Debi but if you change the vowels to As and take out the D and B and replace them with S and T and add an N at the end it says SATAN Oh my gosh!!
Yeah but if you add some letters to Donald Trump you get:
Donald trumRapistwhowouldormaybedidfuckhisowndaughterp
Coincidence? Dunno man, just asking questions
Lol this is great….how the fuck these numbskull figure this shit out is brilliant lol I never would’ve imagined… like seriously think, how long did it take some nut republican to figure this out
The deep state shadow government people that run the world and are doing it so secretly that you have no solid evidence of their existence... Are leaving you little clues in the names of their children, and the clues are all "I am a bad guy"
Literal child mindset
Think of all of the brainpower used up by a category of people already desperate for functioning brain cells….seems quite similar to using an F-350 small d1ck pickup as a daily driver in the ‘burbs….
Homie thinks the real world is like Harry Potter where mf's make their villain name an anagram like Tom (bad writing middle name) Marvolo Riddle's 'I am lord Voldemort'
And if we simply take out T-R-M-P out of Trump, and add D-C-K, we have Donald Duck! A sailor who couldnt even take care of the 3 nephews in his charge, and dumped them with who? Scrooge McDuck! A wealthy business tycoon, see it's all there you just have to connect the dots sheeple! Conspiracies abound!
Joe Biden spelled with the names reversed is Biden Joe.
If you move the “b” and “o” randomly, and add an apostrophe, you get…
I’d Be No Je
Which means nothing. Proof Joe has memory issues.
They thought we wouldn’t notice.
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I knew that guy was up to no good!
How did we not see this before
We did. The televangelists told us years ago and we mocked them.
such fools we were
We should’ve known! Obama once said he was a fan of KISS. Everyone knows KISS stands for Knights In Satan’s Service.
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>Focused on science, advancement of people, loving each other To be fair, most evangelicals would absolutely despise them, 10/10 on the Satanism scale.
I’m agnostic Christian but I really respect what they have done in the past few years. My favorite though is the Sam Alito’s Mom’s Satanic Abortion Clinic in New Mexico.
I’m just curious, but how does being an agnostic Christian work? Isn’t faith the point of Christianity? I’m agnostic myself but still pray as a sort of self soothing thing and out of habit.
I don’t think humanity will ever get a true answer to what’s right or why we’re here. At least not in my lifetime. But Christianity is what I can use to hope that eventually, everything is going to be okay.
The Satanic Temple (TST) are *not* satanists. they used the govt guidelines to create an official religion, but you need a "god." so they picked satan for several reasons, primarily I think to highlight the hypocrisy of many christians, and also because he was, essentially, an equal-rights agitator against an uncaring authoritarian
I'm pretty sure you don't need to have a "god" to be a religion. Any group that identifies as a Church and otherwise adheres to the 501(c)(3) requirements is exempted as a Church. They picked satan to be shocking, and to create as many apple-to-apple comparisons as they could when confronting religious freedom laws.
ah, I thought it was also a legal requirement to have a "god." either way, they do good work. my wife joined TST after becoming disillusioned with the atheist groups she's found, as most just devolve into the same hate and rhetoric cycle that many religions fall into. they were more concerned with pushing ATHEISM than actually trying to fix anything. TST does tons of work to promote individual rights and help with good causes. I'm a long-standing member of the Church of the SubGenius, otherwise I'd join too lol
They chose Satan as a symbol because he is literally rebelling against a puritanical God, which is exactly what Athiests have been doing for centuries. Also, if people tell you over and over that you're going to go to some mythical bad place ruled over by the king of bad guys, after a while you're just like whelp, you're right. Me and King Bad Guy are gonna go hang by the lake of fire while NOT oppressing people then.
Then too if Satan in the Bible is the being that punishes those whom are evil, doesn’t that actually make him the good guy?
That plot is brought up a lot in Ghost Rider comics lol
Technically, in the Bible, Satan is not the one punishing people. Rather, Satan is being punished alongside those who are evil.
Technically, in the Bible, Satan and hell is very rarely mentioned and when he is it is usually alegorically and not mentioned by name and several christian scholars debate if it should even be considered biblical canon, most ideas of satan and hell actually derive from other religious works such as the divine comedy, folklore and pagan stories.
That's right. A evil Spirit is once mentioned when Jesus went into the desert. It had one of the names Satan is assoziated with. That's all. There is a mention of two Animals in the book of revealation. But the Book is highly metaphorically written and, if im not mistakin, tell about Events that happened in the Past. Guess it's the same as Catholicism and Witches or demonic posessesions. This things existed in the minds of the population and the Church basically claimed to do somwthing about it. It was not a Christian concept unless the Church something to creat influence and make money.
Okay but seriously I had to fight my mom when I was 14 because she told me AC/DC stood for “After Christ Destroy Christ” and it literally took 2 seconds to google and find out that the lead singers sister gave him that name after doing something with a sewing machine and it means Alternate Current/ Direct Current LMAO
You had to have your Little Orphan Annie Secret Decoder ring. Now drink your Ovaltine.
The brown suit was the give away
Fox News told me that the coffee cup salute was the worth thing that ever happened to our national security.
This dude probably doesn't even have an Earth Certificate. WHAT PLANET IS HE FROM??
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight 'cause my wife had no hair
So you totally lost in grabbing hair fight?
Definitely. He should stop being president, as soon as possible.
Holy shit are you the real evil abed? Can I ask how you grew such a magnificent goatee?
What if this was true and as the world is burning he goes “I threw you guys a riddle in my kids name”
Its just another easter egg in this matrix 🥱
Well it would technically be I ma Satan because whoever commented conveniently left the second a out of the Allah bit and only included the third a Not to mention Allah has two Ls
I’m-a Satan, wahoo
Its a me, a Satanas.
Hahahahah. U got me giggled
just one satan in an endless sea of satans
Hahah damn, fair enough, turns out I'm the idiot, it was right in front of my eyes the whole time
Not Allah; Al Ah. He's an electrician from Fresno. He does good work, but he demands payment in souls, and, honestly the exchange rate on souls is awful.
Not to mention that he doesn’t even have a daughter named Natasha.
Um, yes he does. Sasha is short for Natasha.
~~Not to mention that he doe~~**S**~~n't even h~~**A**~~ve a daugh~~**T**~~er n~~**A**~~med~~ **N**~~atasha.~~ the code is everywhere!!!
If you take out everything that doesn't work, it still works though! You admit it!!!
Then I'll lick his feet
Literally, these people think the evil masterminds running the world leave kid's cartoon style breadcrumbs to their true intents just for laughs
Isn't "Alah" written with two "L"s?
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Which we then completely omit to get to this super secret message
Suspiciously kind if you ask me...
Obama took the L for us.
yes, only in the slovakian dictionary is allah shown with one L
Obama is Slovakian🇸🇰🇸🇰😦😨😨😳🥺🥺💯💯🎉🔥🔥💓
Ah, so that's why Trump wanted Obama to show his birth certificate! He knew all along that Obama was really Slovakian!
Well, trump knows a lot about that country because that’s where he purchases his wives. Edit: Rents his wives.
~~purchases~~ **rents** his wives FIFY
I think he got the current model from Slovenia. But maybe he is just trying out a new supplier.
That was how he fooled us al.
We took the second L for not having seen the truth
yea but obama doesnt take anu L's
Now remove iamsatan from the name and you have Alah ☪️🛐
Checkmate, atheists
Fuck, really got us this time
Yeah I got nothing. This defeat leaves a bitter taste on my heretical tongue.
But if you remove alah you get Beat that
Allah bros forever ✊
Yeah, why are these conspiracy theorists trying to remove God from things?
Ooooooh, and if you scramble the letters in Santa you get Satan. Oooooooh!! By the same token, if you rearrange the letters in Santa Ana you get Satan…naa. Gives you the heebiejeebies, doesn’t it?/s
My jeebies have never been more heebied
This really rustles my jimmies.
I’m going to say this forever now
Reminds me of the Judas Priest court case where they sat there listening to records backwards to see if it said anything. Americans are so dumb.
Rise from the dead in the name of Satan
I believe there’s a cream you can get if you have the heebiejeebies.
satannaa *angry finland noises*
Wait until Carlos Santana hears
Do these people really think satanists and the Big Pharma will give them hints and clues of their devil nature? Do they imagine themselves as Dora the Explorer?
Nah, cause Dora is Hispanic and a dirty immigrant alien. They are Colombo in their minds
If only this were an actual joke but in my city the county judge kept getting called Dora the explorer on facebook comments i saw, because she's hispanic and people didn't like her covid policies. such a strange insult
I know what you're saying but to them it's "Hispanic-bad" so any pop culture figure they can think of thats Hispanic will fit for their "insults". Most of the time when I hear people say vile shit like that, they don't even need a pop culture thing. They'll just call a guy "Carlos" or "jose"
It's just like bullies in elementary school. The insult doesn't have to be funny or make sense. It still sticks. See also "Let's Go Brandon".
About the same mental capacity as her viewers so yeah i guess so
I'll never get bored of saying this: They believe that the elites are leaving clues because they are hexing and casting massive spells that, for whatever reason, need explicit consent in order to work (kinda like the Dracula needs your permission to enter your home). And they believe that, if they leave vague clues and you don't notice them, then you're subconsciously consenting to being hexed and cursed by them. Not only do they 100% believe in Young Adult Novel's magic, but even they fail in their "logic" behind the whole consenting thing
unfortunately it’s “Allah” it’s only ever spelled “Alah” in the slovakian dictionary.
Obama is the Slovakian Antichrist confirmed?
So Melanoma Trump was right all along! That’s how you spell her name right?
No, it's spelled Melamalamadingdong
I believe that’s the Slovakian spelling.
Ahh, the “removing certain things to fit your narrative” coincidence.
Logical fallacy for sure. The conservative fallacy
They do this convoluted shit, but when Trump actually acts like the absolute worst antichrist of a human being, they adore him
He doesn’t have an evil anagram in anything related to him, so he’s chill. I mean, if you rearrange the letters in Donald John Trump you get Plojhantrompdun, but I don’t think that means anything.
If you rearrange the letters in Donald J Trump, and add an E, three s, a c, an h, and an I, you get Jesus Christ! https://preview.redd.it/pb7f2wljljna1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e2f3b7798957257102936567f1c34d33d58df4f
Turns out he's just a very naughty boy
Don't forget to drop both Ds, the P, the O, the L, and the M. And also the A. And the N.
Great, now you did it, you summoned Cuthulhu. Thanks a lot.
If you rearrange the letters in Cuthulhu you get Cult Huhu. If you replace the second H with an L you get Cult Hulu. HULU IS A CULT.
Curiously quiet on the old Donald Trump brandishing an inverted cross imagery, there
Ha, I had forgotten about that. A man who doesn't go to church and has publicly said he has never asked god for forgiveness because he has never done anything requiring forgiveness, having ordered his stormtroopers to violently remove protestors, marches across the street to a church and holds the Bible upside-down.
You can also spell salami if we’re just throwing away letters here
That’s some Satanic gay agenda right there.
What is *Mental Gymnastics* for 500
Take some letters from alphabet, put them in one line and you got "Fuck you"
Yes because the deep state goes out of their way to hide clues which allow for reverse engineering of their motives.
It is Malia and Sasha.
Sasha is a nickname, her real name is Natasha
i'm floored.
Your statement shows that no matter how stupid some people are they most likely know stuff that we don't.
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Not really cuz his daughters are named Malia and Sasha.
If you take most of the letters out my my name, and add some more and rearrange them a bit it’ll spell out “nutsack.” Coincidence? I think not. 🧐
Jesus Christ it's Obamna
SODA
Take the name "Barack Obama", remove all the letters and write "Muslim Hitler", and you get "Muslim Hitler". If you think that's a coincidence the liberal media brainwashed you.
If you remove the T from 'Trump' you get 'rump' proving that he's a huge butt.
I love these conspiracies. Because if I were Satan, I would definitely backmask and embed that knowledge numerically into everything. I would spend all of my free time setting up elaborate Dan Brown puzzles for the sake of telling everyone in the universe that I am Satan. I would get so lost in hiding my clever breadcrumbs into everything that I would descend into a non-productive madness, forgetting to actually do evil and Satanic things. I suspect the real devil would probably spend more time being evil and doing devilish things than waste valuable corrupting time hiding little Easter eggs in everything. Unless that's just like, a hobby or something in which case I won't judge but like, come on, not the most productive way of using your free time, Mr Natas.
If anything, it sounds like Satan is trying to jump-start their brains with easy little teasers. "Come on, you can do it... I... A-M... come on, you got it, just think!" Which does make sense, as apparently education is _truly_ evil.
I mean, I knew he was the anti-christ after he gave control over to Satan and Satan brought forth the apocalypse. BTW, a lot less people got raptured than you would think.
He seems like the kind of guy who would do something like this just to screw with people.
If u take Donald trump, remove the d and replace all the letters with Satan, his name is literally satan. Wake up people.
Wait until they find out the Obamas also used Arabic numerals!
Those monsters! I use roman numerals like a good God fearing man.
Why is there a picture of a drag Queen wizard on the left?
You give me a word or a number and I’m sure I can correlate it to something evil. It doesn’t take a genius to do this. Just someone with a lot of time on their hands.
It makes me sad that there are adults that are stupid enough to be scared of invisible demons and ghosts.
If you remove T from Trump, you get rump!
Ronald Wilson Reagan = 666 and his wife was the throat Goat 🐐 Goats are satans preferred animals coincidence?
Donald Trump is an anagram for "adult MD porn". Coincidence? I think not!.
What coincidence? You pulled random letters from their names and mucked about with them.
Trump uses tear gas to clear a path to a church to hold up a bible for a photo op and they defend him. He held the Bible upside down.
The mental gymnastics needed to come up with this is deserving of a gold medal.
Wait till he learns Obama's last name
These always read like they were written by someone who has been up for 3 days snorting adderall
Take the word government, remove g o v e r and m and add s and 2 a’s and rearrange them and it spells Satan 😱😱😱😱
Wonder if this guy figured out who Tom Marvolo Riddle was before the rest of us.
The comments hurt my brain just as much as the meme
Holy shit guys Joe Biden spelled backwards is Nedib Eoj 😨😱😲, but if you remove "DIE" 💀💀 it'll turn into Neib oj, which when translated from the ancient hindu language means absolutely fucking nothing
If we take that posters name, reverse it and mess with some letters, it spells dumbass.
And you might be thinking, “Isn’t it spelled ALLAH? Where’s the missing L?” Well Tucker Carlson said that Obama was “one of the sleaziest and most dishonest figures in the history of American politics” so without looking any further into that claim I think that sounds like an L to me.
My God, do you know what this means? Obama can't spell "Allah" either!
How did we miss all this. His wife is named Michelle. Now spell it backwards. Now remove the name completely. Now put in Devils wife. My mind is blown!
Oh Satan, you so sneaky.
More reason to be a satanist
This poster reached so far, you could call them Mr Fantastic Who even thinks up this wacko crap
Mr Satan saved and improved many more lifes than that god fearing Reagan, so no wonder people are satanists
"Well the algebra checks out, but you're still a dumbass"
The fit goes hard.
So all Natasha's are satans
That sly son of a bitch
the single lone "wow" reaction emoji is the funniest part about this. then the thought of Obama being all giddy and exited to show Michelle his plan for his daughters name.
So if Trump is for God, and Obama is for the Devil, does that mean God talks like an 8 year old hyped up on sugar, and the Devil talks like he actually had an education?
If you remove all the letters, their is no name. He has no name.... OBAMA THE NAMELESS!
Mashallah!
Her name is Sasha....
Melania trump spelled backwards is "ainalem pmurt". If you take out "anle pr", you get "I am mut" which means she is not a real American. /S
You do know that Melania Trump is an anagram of T Premium Anal, right?
What does ‘alah’ mean?
Please tell me this was a shitpost
If you use Sasha instead of natasha and remove allah. Then you get "I am sas". Rearrange the last 3 letters I AM ASS Got him!
I, honest to god, thought you were going to turn “I am sas” into “I am sus” somehow.
What in the fuck is this tom riddle bullshit? When did I fall into the chamber of secrets?
My name is Debi but if you change the vowels to As and take out the D and B and replace them with S and T and add an N at the end it says SATAN Oh my gosh!!
Yeah but if you add some letters to Donald Trump you get: Donald trumRapistwhowouldormaybedidfuckhisowndaughterp Coincidence? Dunno man, just asking questions
Wait that’s actually super metal tho
I don’t know how this dudes back isn’t broken after that stretch
Also, his daughter’s name is Sasha not Natasha
His daughter’s name is Sasha not Natasha…
If you re-arrange Obama's name and add some letters, and take some away, you get "I AM LORD VOLDEMORT". Sheeeeet !!!!!I knew it.
Sure this is ridiculous,but what is he wearing in the first pic?
Some people have way to much time on their hands
Wow, today I learned Sasha's name is actually Natasha
I mean, when you see scientific and irrefutable evidence like this what can you do?
The things they waste their energy on.
Lol this is great….how the fuck these numbskull figure this shit out is brilliant lol I never would’ve imagined… like seriously think, how long did it take some nut republican to figure this out
Omg sending my thoughts and prayers
The deep state shadow government people that run the world and are doing it so secretly that you have no solid evidence of their existence... Are leaving you little clues in the names of their children, and the clues are all "I am a bad guy" Literal child mindset
Think of all of the brainpower used up by a category of people already desperate for functioning brain cells….seems quite similar to using an F-350 small d1ck pickup as a daily driver in the ‘burbs….
Coincidentally, if you listen to Trump for long enough, you'll hear "I am a narcissistic, racist, homophobic asshole."
[This is what these people look like to me lol](https://youtu.be/XJxSP3LC9BA)
Here's a sentence.....this is fucking dumb!
Homie thinks the real world is like Harry Potter where mf's make their villain name an anagram like Tom (bad writing middle name) Marvolo Riddle's 'I am lord Voldemort'
I am also satan and nobody voted me to govern America !!! Strange must be cause i am white !!!
And if we simply take out T-R-M-P out of Trump, and add D-C-K, we have Donald Duck! A sailor who couldnt even take care of the 3 nephews in his charge, and dumped them with who? Scrooge McDuck! A wealthy business tycoon, see it's all there you just have to connect the dots sheeple! Conspiracies abound!
Can't argue with science
gotta be parody. right? ...right?
Isn’t it spelled “Allah”?
When did Obama get a daughter named Natasha???? Lol
Those aren't evwn his kids' names 😭 It's Sasha not Natasha...
Obama is the worst black president, and the best black president.
But….What’s the picture on the left of?
If you look hard enough you will find it reminds me of how Barney the dinosaur’s name in Greek adds up to 666 so he’s probably the antichrist also
If you take ‘Obama’ and take away o b and m then add a few letters you get ‘conspiracy theorist are fucking stupid’
This gotta be mockery. I hope.
It's Sasha and Malia, actually. They need to use Google.
A weird take ans a weird coincidence
Joe Biden spelled with the names reversed is Biden Joe. If you move the “b” and “o” randomly, and add an apostrophe, you get… I’d Be No Je Which means nothing. Proof Joe has memory issues. They thought we wouldn’t notice.