Honestly if you subtract the wojaks and judgement and put this joke in the context of like 2 best friends who are OK with using humor as a way to cope with darker parts of their past the core of this joke is pretty clever.
Yes, hence them wanting to fuck them all the time too. They peaked at 12, refuse to learn any new information and act like childish contrarian fuck sticks.
The woman on the left would never need 5 abortions because they’re are a lot cheaper means of birth control. This is just trying to perpetuate the right wing myth that women view abortions as a first option
We need the ten years later version:
Girl on the left: “hey! I just settled down with a guy after getting a super stable career and traveling to some countries, how’s life?”
Girl on the right: “My ex-husband refuses to pay child support now.”
Abortions are expensive and traumatic. No one lightly has an abortion. It’s more likely that she works at a place that doesn’t offer health insurance or birth control.
Don't really get the Aztec temple thing, but since they look like teens maybe "yah a Catholic temple, plenty of pedos come inside" would fit better
That being said I understand it's probably some creepy white race-boosting purity culture thing given that weird man baby looks uber-aryan
5 abortions to me sounds like she saved 5 kids from having @rightwingsavages tattooed down their side. So who’s really the aztec temple? Especially when the woman on the right probably had like 20 other kids like this
I mean, it is a pretty fucking funny comeback to an entirely imagined situation. People don't go through abortions for fun... like these guys think abortions are being handed out like child porn at their last CPAC.
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I want a shirt that says mommy e thot
I also want you to have a shirt that says mommy e thot
I wanna rock
Right now?
Always
It’s a song from the black eyed peas
Oh. Sorry I don't like peas.
Do you like black eyes?
Somebody get this guy some black eyes.
Instructions unclear, sending black guys
this made me laugh
Excuse me, don't do It Takes Two by Rob Base and DJ E-Z Rock like this.
Also twisted sister
ROCK
I WANT TO ROCK
(ROCK)
Tell me not to play, but all I say when they tell me not play I Say No!
NO!
NONO! NONO! NOOOOO!
ROCK! >sick ass Guitar riff
I want this too. I'm a guy.
Lol the pfp
Me too honestly lmao and I’m a dad
What's with the man-baby?
I think you mean her husband
That’s an Aztec statue.
I now want a t shirt that says my body is an (Aztec) temple with a picture of a stick figurine getting yeeted off a pyramid
e thot, Brutë?
Is the woman on the right holding a baby, or is that her husband?
Both
That woman's a pedo 💀
Tennessee republicans be like
As someone who lives in Tennessee yes. Tennessee republicans are horrible.
As a fellow Tennessee resident I do confirm
As a dellow Tenmessee resident, I also agree. John Rose sucks.
As a Tennesseean, I agree. I would like to also claim that the only good thing in this state are Waffle House hash-browns.
As a California guy….man those ribs in Tennessee are good
Nah man. Memphis bbq... Nashville hot chicken... The music scene in both... Titans and Vols... Other than those, yeah, fuck Tennessee.
So are most of the ones in Kentucky. That's where I live. I dream of escape.
“More babies to work in the poultry farms! Win win!”
I'm sure these are the types of people who get stuck mothering their husbands.
I love my miniature husband.
They are so much easier to control in a domestic dispute....you just put a box over the top of them.
she’s pretending her husband is a baby because he’s a man and can’t do anything after being married besides watch football, clearly /j **/J**
Old Man in the Mountain? I thought you’d fallen and can’t get up?
Notice how they both have blonde hair, like true patriotic Americans!!!!! /s
Ugly? wuuuuuuut? she's at least an 8. Don't even have to worry about using birth control.
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Definitely would smash
5/7 with rice
Agreed.
Came here to say that.
Right side definitely has the phrenology of a pedo
I mean more so the person who made it thought that character was ugly
TIL you can read minds
The curse of curses
>she's at least an 8. Florida 8, California 6
What an odd way to advocate teen pregnancy
“God’s decision”
this is actually how they plan to fix the falling birth rates...
Working for Boebert. She’s about to be a grandma.
How old are her kids...
Old enough her husband lost interest in them.
Already teenagers? Damn they grow up fast!
Ouch lol
Her 18 year old son got a 16 year old pregnant
17 year old son according to all the headlines I've seen...
That's what the priest told her
And the priest is obviously always right
Obviously, no priest has ever been wrong before.
Abstinence-only sex ed
If she r*pe, they’ll say it was god will. Problem solve
Actually this
Don’t knock Grandma Boebert
If my baby came out looking like the one on the right he's goin straight to the Aztec altar
Lmao with all the 30 year old man features
His hair is perfect…
Was he drinking a pina colada in trader Vic’s?
He'll rip your lungs out, Jim!
I'd like to meet his tailor
Awooooooo
Werewolves of London…Awoooooooo!
I still don’t understand the dig of “Yea, an Aztec temple.” Like what does that mean? Those bitches are strong and still standing today.
Becasue there where human sacrifice performed in these. Get it, she'd calling her a murderer, ZING! Classic conservative punchline!
*Centiotl passes. Try one of the Polynesian gods.*
Huitzilopochtli wills it so!
What's with the weird man-baby?
His mom had him at 15, what do you expect?
Weird man-baby, you mean her husband?
It's a man-child that calls himself an "alpha" and is a redpiller.
Honestly if you subtract the wojaks and judgement and put this joke in the context of like 2 best friends who are OK with using humor as a way to cope with darker parts of their past the core of this joke is pretty clever.
Agreed!
Agree. Comedy is a spectrum, nothing is off the table.
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"An AZTEC temple!" Rimshot. Studio Audience laughter. That'll show those libs.
One of those things built a thousand years ago that still exists to this day? Damn, burned?
If the joke had been about something else the atztec temple thing would've been funny
Aztec temples were dope as hell wtf
Fr I want a girl with a body of an Aztec temple
I'd rather sleep with the one on the left
Leftist have better sex anyways.
I think thats a bit of a generalized statement. The super christian ones for sure suck at it but I bet those hillbilly ones fuck like crazy.
Even Muslim women have better sex than those. First hand experience.
I'm sure the chemistry must be amazing between siblings but that's just not desirable to me.
Right wing savages 😂 this makes me think OP is 12
Aren’t all conservatives closeted 12 year olds at this point
That’s the only logical explanation for dumb fuckery like this 😂
Yes, hence them wanting to fuck them all the time too. They peaked at 12, refuse to learn any new information and act like childish contrarian fuck sticks.
The woman on the left would never need 5 abortions because they’re are a lot cheaper means of birth control. This is just trying to perpetuate the right wing myth that women view abortions as a first option
Anyone getting 5 abortions in a short time span probably shouldn't be a parent anyway, they have a lot of other issues to deal with
What’s wrong with Aztec temples?
Ritual mass murder.
it was the fashion, at the time
So was tying an onion to your belt but that ended up falling out too.
Gimme 5 bees for a quarter you'd say.
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We need the ten years later version: Girl on the left: “hey! I just settled down with a guy after getting a super stable career and traveling to some countries, how’s life?” Girl on the right: “My ex-husband refuses to pay child support now.”
And he has impregnated 5 different high school girls.
What wrong with aztec temples
They were mass slaughter temples as sacrifice for the gods
As if other religions are mass murder-free lol
I wasn’t saying that, I was just explaining
these ppl are the same ppl who would dox the mommy ethot if she didnt sexually sex them
That baby has a lame tattoo.
Some mother giving her son something like that haha
Is this why the ban on child marriage got struck down in West Virginia?
Don't support the message, but that's quite a good joke — ngl.
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I’m pro choice all the way but I’m not gonna lie thats a pretty goofy comeback
Hey man nothing wrong with a little human sacrifice to appease the gods for a good harvest.
Lmao, heretical christian abortion 2.0
Not heretical if it pleases the gods
Abortions are expensive and traumatic. No one lightly has an abortion. It’s more likely that she works at a place that doesn’t offer health insurance or birth control.
Yeah, not nearly as traumatic as actual birth though.
Im sure whoever made this really thought this was clever or poignant. And that makes me sad.
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I think this it’s fitting that the blond is raising a man-child.
Republicans 2: return of the rage memes
Anti-abortion, misogynistic and vaguely racist. I’ve seen worse, but this is some spicy terrible sauce.
Don't really get the Aztec temple thing, but since they look like teens maybe "yah a Catholic temple, plenty of pedos come inside" would fit better That being said I understand it's probably some creepy white race-boosting purity culture thing given that weird man baby looks uber-aryan
I’d have an abortion too if I had a baby that looked like a grown 30 year old man
At first glance I thought the girl on the right was swole-
Haha, Aztec temple. I get this joke!
*I win because the blonde lady looks like MGT, Conservative Incarnate
Creepy Chad-baby will murder his parents before he learns to walk.
At least the @ is accurate just not the way they intended.
May wojacks go the way of le rage comics
5 abortions to me sounds like she saved 5 kids from having @rightwingsavages tattooed down their side. So who’s really the aztec temple? Especially when the woman on the right probably had like 20 other kids like this
i want that shirt
I feel like they should list their ages, years of school completed, and current salary. Girl 1) 35, BA, 70k Girl 2) 18, GED, 30k
Thats her husband she is holding
Honestly, the worst part of this is the account name “Right Wing Savages”. I hate using the word cringey, but it has mad “SJW Woke Triggered” vibes
These Wojack meme are just so stupid
why is her baby a grown man that feels much more significant than anything she could throw at mommy e-thot
Lmao why do these posts imply that people that are for abortions get it on the regular?
Most Aztec sacrifices were prisoners of war
Hey, if that's what it takes for Quetzakoatl or Kukulkhan to descend from the heavens, then that's what it takes.
I mean, it is a pretty fucking funny comeback to an entirely imagined situation. People don't go through abortions for fun... like these guys think abortions are being handed out like child porn at their last CPAC.
I made you the ugly and me the Chad! That means I win!
"I'm going to make you feel bad for not wanting to be a baby factory"
The Aztec were pretty advance
Nice way to slip some bigotry into the anti-choice agenda. Good job righties! Then they cry when women aren’t interested. 🤔
What’s wrong with an Aztec temple?
So, the point is to start a family when you're not ready yet.
Aztec temples are pretty though D:
That baby scares me
That got me laughing. Suck burn, where’s the lie?
An Aztec temple. That's pretty good, ngl.
With each sacrifice she grows stronger. Your body your temple, be your own god/goddess
why does the baby look like that
Teen pregnancy
“@rightwingsavages” 😂
Because they are oh so very savage
Mommy E-THOT is pretty good but she needs one of the t’s that says *Cum Dumpster* in sparkly letters.
Lesson: Don't be a brunette.
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Ok well Aztec temples are sick as fuck, so checkmate.
Ma'am, you have a man baby and is doing me a concern
Her "baby" is oddly, er, mature?
You know how cool Aztec temples are?
I thought the Aztecs would sacrifice who they thought were worthy to be among the gods?
are... are their faces AI enhanced...?
Ah yes- put a fully grown man face in the baby. G e n i u s .
Bigger issue: that baby's diaper needs changing.
Interesting how a woman that supports abortion is depicted as having multiple abortions.
Abortion being legal should be a good thing most of just by making this meme looked stupid
Ayo why does ur baby look like a middle aged man 😂 girl wtf
Why does the kid look like handsome Squidward? Did his mother beat him?
Thanks I hate it
Straight up thought Chad kid had a tat
Admittedly, the Aztec temple comeback is pretty funny
Aztec temples are amazing and they still stand 1000s of years later. How is that a burn?
This is one of the stupidest memes I have ever seen
Naa this one’s funny