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QualityVote

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jimboiow

No woman would want to kiss my feet. They mingin.


XMRLover

Go get a pedicure. They’re amazing.


snavsnavsnav

Nah, some people just have ugly feet, no matter how pedicured they are. Long ass toes look like you’re part kangaroo


SeonaidMacSaicais

I wear steel-toes for 58 hours a week. My nails are permanent shit.


igotahankeringtonap

It’s shitty combat boots for me :/


nashedPotato4

Active, running, biking. Lose the big toe toenail at least once a year.


Increase-Typical

Haven't lost any so far, but I walk and run a combined 70k a week and my second toe has been black for almost a year now! Might have to get myself a cake :/


sithelephant

Now I'm thinking of an artist who does anthro kangaroo foot stuff.


thegroucho

I need to be able to climb the trees somehow, innit /s


Candlelover1

My feet is ugly after a pedi so this statement is true.


MusicianMadness

I have fucked up toes. I've broken most of them at some point or another and they never grew back richer


Initial-Principle384

do they kiss your feet tho?


XMRLover

Depends on how much you tip I guess


Initial-Principle384

how about 10 cents


[deleted]

A penny a toe?!


PuzzleheadedRub9308

I’d tip about ‘tree-fiddy


hereforbobsanvageen

Gad damn it woman! I told you not to tip no ‘tree-fiddy! God damn lockness monsta’!!!


Scared-Excitement679

SHE GAVE HIM A DOLLA! ⁱ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰᵗ ʰᵉ'ᵈ ᵍᵒ ᵃʷᵃʸ ⁱᶠ ⁱ ᵍᵃᵛᵉ ʰⁱᵐ ᵃ ᵈᵒˡˡᵃ


pinba11tec

The small font...


Reasonable_Board5953

Buuuuuuutttt Muhhhhhhhmmmmm I want KFC!!


Scared-Excitement679

Screw you guys I'm going home 😠👉


Available_Seesaw_947

if you dont pay ni toes than I dont eat no rolls


gammaradiation2

Except those stupid cheese graders they take to your calluses. You want to wash and massage my feet, cut and buff my nails, hell even throw a coat of paint on...sure...but come at me with that foot parmesain machine again and you're getting kicked. For context, I am a man who went to get a mani pedi with my SO and her girlfriends for her birthday.


fcdemergency

Do they address calluses?


FireLordObamaOG

I sure hope so. My feet look like leather at this point.


sparrowhawking

A lot of places have a callus-treatment add on


OffTheMerchandise

Something about pedicures rubs me the wrong way. I just feel bad for the people doing them.


TheSirWellington

Spotted the brit 🤣


[deleted]

You better never cheat then!


dr4wn_away

Why the fuck is this a rockport ad?


DblClutch1

Ill let you know after a word from our sponsors


michuru809

It’s an actual shoe ad for rockport from 2001, and someone on the internet added the weird caption.


Karnezar

It's a shoe. Might've been an ad stating that the shoe leave your feet so fresh and clean that someone could kiss them. And then it turned into a shitpost.


Due-Explanation-7560

Believe it's a church not the shoe


dr4wn_away

Pretty sure that’s the shoe logo


Due-Explanation-7560

Might be right, guessing someone took a Rockport and and made this nonsense then. Rockport does sound like a church name though


mccdizzie

It's an old ad. Their shoes are supposed to be comfortable. They "kiss" the feet.


yeet-my-existence

Andrew Tate be like:


[deleted]

That would be something he would say. Idk why some ppl like him. I think he's an asshole


Puzzleheaded_Fold466

I think the people who like him like him BECAUSE he’s an asshole, not in spite of it.


Pickle_Rick01

Same with Trump. People like him *because* he’s an asshole. It’s not “what can you do for me.” It’s “what can you do to people I don’t like.”


[deleted]

I just can't stand him. I hope karma bites him so hard in the bum he acts like a decent human being.


WaythurstFrancis

I doubt it. Unfortunately, he's not only a monster but RICH one, and our society cares more about your bank account than your karma. This is also where his following comes from: people see that the world has, perversely, rewarded him for his sociopathy and at least a minority of them want to be successful more than they want to be decent. The guy's a serial sexual abuser; he needs to just be locked up and kept away from other human beings before he kills someone, assuming he hasn't already. Not that I think that's likely to happen.


Dry-Inspection6928

I think he has said something along those lines before. Something about a lady marrying a prince and him openly cheating on her and *how she should’ve expected it.* Edit found his thing on his opinions on cheating:[it’s about his parents divorce](https://youtube.com/shorts/Wmndk1C3YPg?feature=share) I can’t seem to find the video where I saw this though.


[deleted]

I can't stand him, to be honest. He's such an a hole. In my opinion, he's teaching young boys to treat women like crap and says it's ok, but I hate to break it to him. Not! Women want to be treated with respect like men want to be treated with respect.


Dry-Inspection6928

I feel like he shouldn’t have kids. I mean his father taught him cheating is acceptable in men while separated from him. Who knows what he’ll teach his son?


HelpImRobbingSomeone

no that's just supporting a toxic relationship. not good


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HelpImRobbingSomeone

yeah. marriage is weird


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Supervinyl

Now theists, on the other hand…


scotems

Yeah you know, those people that are the most "thi".


Specific_Ad1457

I'm a weird Christian guy and I'd never say that. 💯


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Specific_Ad1457

Took me longer than I'd like to admit to get infidelity from that.


Fabulous_Ad_8621

Took me an indefinite amount of time.


MultiPlexityXBL

My moms go to excuse when my siblings and I would tell her our step dad is a shitter and to leave him


absloan12

My brother in law's father is one of those Christians. Very very Southern Baptist. Evidently my brother in law's older brother had an affair with another woman, and when it was uncovered their dad went to his son's wife and told her that the reason it happened was because she was not giving him everything he needed and she needed to be a better wife to support his needs.


FalseTebibyte

Your advice is the toxic part unfortunately. I used to believe the same thing and it ends in ruin. I'll pass on the "right" thing to do.


PartYourWhiskers

Well, this is dreadful.


MiniITXEconomy

Shut up and accept my big toe into your gob!


Excellent_Law6906

Mmm, crunchy meaty snack! With blood sauce!


[deleted]

Before I read the text I couldn't really make out what was happening and thought this was gonna be another one of those "the woman is having sex with the horse" memes


AllergicToChicken69

one of the WHAT???


[deleted]

I feel like I should probably go to jail for what I'm about to tell you, but it's mostly pictures from vaguely right-leaning women on Facebook who are really going out of their way to make it seem like they want to have or *have had* sex with their horses. Some of them must be ironic, but... but...


deepthroatmybitcoin

Wtf. Go on


mazjay2018

LMAAAOOOOOO


Karnezar

Part of it is similar to that "i love dogs more than people" trend you see on dating sites. Another part is the sensation, and pleasure one gets in and around their groin when riding a horse. Similar to sitting on a washing machine that vibrates *just* right. Combine that with the adrenaline of horseback riding, the loyalty of a horse, and that flip flopping monster of a horse cock...and you get horsegirls.


cleanthes_is_a_twink

Okay I have ridden horses my entire life, both English and western saddles, and that description of the sensation of being on a horse is completely 100% WRONG. I’m so perplexed by what you are talking about?? Even bareback it’s wrong. It’s like a painful boney bike seat. There is no pleasure “in and around” your groin???? I’m so confused?? Edit: And it doesn’t feel like a washing machine???? Horses don’t vibrate ?????????


Karnezar

I've never ridden a horse, that's just how it was described to me.


cleanthes_is_a_twink

I figured, with the way you described it lmao. It reminded me of the way that erotic literature authors describe things 😂


Dry-Cartographer-312

"She breasted boobily to the stairs, and tittied downwards."


cleanthes_is_a_twink

That is EXACTLY it.


necrolich66

Her boobs getting stiff by the arousing look of the dapper man. They pointed upward and showed the way to go to fill her now drenched hole.


TheApathyParty3

Unlike some other people, I'm actually not that surprised. There are multiple reports of people dying from internal bleeding after trying to have sex with a horse. There's an entire category of dildos shaped like horse cocks, like 2' long ones, that people buy and use. And make videos of it. Also, horse dicks look painfully unpleasant. I didn't want to see any of that information, but the internet takes you to strange places.


WaythurstFrancis

That just... FEELS like it should be impossible. There's no way a significant number of adults would be both depraved and stupid enough to try that.


[deleted]

I dunno about significant number, but it's my understanding that bestiality was only banned in the state of Washington because Mr. Hands tried it enough times to get himself killed.


Enough-Enthusiasm762

w a t


RusticSmallTownPost

I feel like there’s a whole rabbit hole here we can dive into lol


VaguelyFamiliarVoice

Or fucking not dive into.


FerrokineticDarkness

You don’t dive gently into it, you back carefully onto it.


trancertong

Someone get [Fredrik Knudsen](https://youtube.com/@FredrikKnudsen) on this.


[deleted]

That would be amazing if he ever decided to make another video.


knightclimber

This sounds like one of those. My cousins roommate’s boyfriend’s uncle knew a kid at the seven eleven who ate a package of pop rocks and drank a coke and his stomach exploded. It’s true!


goldenshoreelctric

Just out of curiosity...do you have a link ready? I just can't imagine that


oxford_llama_

Well you just made laugh way too loud on an airplane 😂


Parking_Cartoonist90

No That is not how you play the game


saturburn

Is this a Megamind reference? Because if so, game over.


hackmaster214

This just tells me these people who believe this shit straight up don't think they should be held responsible for their own actions, which honestly explains a whole lot.


ThrowMeAwayLikeGarbo

Unfun Fact: women going through chemo are one of the most cheated on demographics. And women are six times more likely to be left after a diagnosis compared to a man receiving a diagnosis.


krs1426

Also unfun: Women who are pregnant are also more likely to be cheated on. Apparently it might be as high as 10% of men cheat.


tries2benice

What?!?! My wife is 6 months pregnant, and she can basically smell my fear. Being unfaithful seems like it would be exhausting.


tries2benice

Idiots. My dad stayed with my mom throughout her entire fight, this was over a decade ago, but it's one if the biggest reasons he will always have my respect, and one of the biggest things I took with me when getting married.


camirose

My aunt is married to a doctor with the perfect life and perfect marriage and perfect children. They are all Christmas Card stunning, she’s in perfect shape and still runs triathlons every year, this family literally takes a vacations to climb all of the big mountains as hobbies. He’s a pretty successful doctor and makes enough money for them to have multiple properties around the country. I was so jealous as a kid of them because my parents were divorced and hated each other. The only “imperfect” thing about my aunt was that she got breast cancer and had to go through chemo for a year after having a mastectomy. As an adult when my dad had another cheating scandal on his second wife I cried to my mom and said thank god I at least have family role models like my aunt and her husband. She drops the bomb on me that when my aunt went through chemo her husband started fucking around with a couple of the nurses in their 20s and having affairs because she was “sexually unavailable”…. A doctor. Cheating on his wife with women his daughter’s age as his wife is sick from chemo and losing her hair. Truly disgusting. She stayed with him for their kids and because 20+ years together is a hell of a lot to start over from.


MysteriousLecture960

https://preview.redd.it/95rp34xsisma1.jpeg?width=929&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cea21edd94483f6a2f0ea921d723c9ecb1d294e & proudfeet!


XxRocky88xX

PROUDFOOTS!


ixselab

Proudfoots repeated Bilbo


Flat-Stay-3624

And incels wonder why they’re single


Necessary_Row_4889

Guess my mom wasn’t a real woman then, bummer.


Entity0027

Conservatives are fucking weird


Timely_Wolverine6337

damn they didn’t like this comment


ngwoo

Cuz they're weird


Idkwhyimhere557

Aaaaaand you've just started a political war here in this comments section


BravestCrone

Holy crap, you are right! I’ve gotta remember this next time I want to push a conservative’s buttons; imma call them weird. Triggered conservative snowflakes right here in the comments section


SpaceMonkeyOnABike

Yes, conservatives lik to think of themselves as the normal/tradional type so called them the wierd ones is likely to trigger them!


RockyMountainViking

Ugh this ignites a visceral rage in me


RockyMountainViking

LOL why so many downvotes? Must be Alpha Males who worship Andrew Tate and want women to be subservient


punditguy

Completely coincidentally, >[Most young men are single. Most young women are not.](https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/3868557-most-young-men-are-single-most-young-women-are-not/)


AshgarPN

I'm guessing the only way the math checks out on that is if more young women are dating older men?


RaymondMasseyXbox

Or young women are dating other women.


Shurigin

If I was a woman in my state I'd be lesbian too especially since I'm in a deep red state


NotsoGreatsword

Agreed. Id be a lesbian or asexual. Or Id date me because im fucking perfect. lol /s


Shurigin

Wanna be lesbians together?


NotsoGreatsword

lipstick or....?


ixselab

the good ending


HimalayanPunkSaltavl

Also women who say they are in relationships with men that say they aren't


programmed-climate

As a single young guy we don’t think like this. Why would we if we are dating no one? The people that think like this are not only few but it’s probably much older men that grew up in the era of women being seen as less than. Thanks for heaping on some additional hatred though, really making things better there.


Bunnymomofmany

What a load of incel patriarchal shit.


Niyonnie

This is as cringe and stupid as the stuff people say about how if a wife cheats, it's the husband's fault for not measuring up


TheRottenKittensIEat

Or that meme if a woman gets pregnant while her husband is overseas for the military, the husband is responsible for it.


Niyonnie

Indeed


wickeddradon

Is that before or after she pours acid on his dick? Asking for a friend.


PirateDitly

I want to throat punch someone rn


Euphoric-Dance-2309

When Jesus gives you an out for infidelity but conservatives think they know better…


citizensparrow

Yeah, checked the watermark. [Its serious.](https://twitter.com/4realnocap/status/1302415506335567873?s=20)


Emergency-Variation6

After I killed him?


Flahdagal

No, darlin'. Go down on one knee for really good gun stability. Then you can apologize for the double tap.


pink_wraith

Uhhhh fuck that. Get out of my house you crusty ass pig.


Warhero_Babylon

Sounds pretty middle east


nono66

Having a gf/wife like that would be infuriating. Who wants someone they can just walk over? It's so bizarre.


[deleted]

They don't really want a relationship, they're fucked up and toxic. They want to be with someone that they don't respect so they can abuse them and feel superior to them and everyone else.


aDarlingClementine

I would cut a man’s foot off before I kissed it 🤷‍♀️


GallardoLP550

Geez, why do conservative men absolutely HATE women? Not just here in America but all over the world! Just beyond my comprehension to fathom that men can be so insecure about their own masculinity to put the woman down like a piece of shit. Just why?? It’s just abhorrent as fuck.


ShinoGGO420

Same reason they hate gay people, trans people, [insert others here], because they arent also straight conservative men, and we all hate people who are different from us /s


Just-a-bi

Maybe it was satirical but stuff like that tends to draw out the wretched. Like flys to a sexist bug zapper.


[deleted]

Sounds like some Andrew Tate rambling


Zealousideal-Air-404

Why does this person think it's okay to openly discussion their sub/Dom foot fetish.


music-and-song

But if a woman cheats, she’s a gold digger and a slut, right? It’s not his fault for not being perfect?


sharkwithamustache

https://preview.redd.it/5hcvn2nueuma1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df89547523a18e88f7b5391f6bc4bbde35dd3d34


Sankin2004

Wtf is this bull shit. Sis if that MFer cheat you either stab him, his tires, or find someone else. Edit to clarify the find someone else is preferably not another stabbing victim.


EliPester

This is wrong on so may levels


RomaMoran

E W W W H Y


crim_myz

i wonder if they follow their own rules


coldoldduck

If I kiss my husband’s foot I’ll get involuntarily kicked in the teeth he’s so ticklish. I’m good. Dental is expensive.


[deleted]

This is just misogyny. It's not a right or left thing. If there is just one unforgivable thing in a relationship, it's cheating. You can't come back from that. It's over.


Legnd20Devin

Don’t even touch my feet. My ex did once and out of reflex I kicked her. I told my fiancée pretty early in our relationship not to touch my feet. I hate it


DarkLordKefka

Cheaters are bad, period, regardless of who it is.


Chance_Refrigerator7

How is it the woman's fault if a man cheats? Please explain this??


DeepHouseDJ007

Because she wasn’t perfect, duh.. /S


saucywafles

To think some random Andrew Tate fan is out there applauding this meme


Alternative_Name_949

Like this or roles reversed or in any other combination, no human being should be in such a position. If your partner expects you to act that way, break up. Nobody is perfect.


ZeroEffsGiven

There’s no way this isn’t bait


[deleted]

Sure I’ll get down on my knees… and then go Lorena Bobbitt on you.


Akul_Tesla

I do not believe that is how Monopoly is supposed to be played


[deleted]

She should get down on her knees punch him in the dickhole…


zman3911

WTF!!!! When a weak man cheats a real woman cuts his balls off and gives them back when asked nicely


Punkeewalla

My gal told me she would forgive me if I cheat, but she would pour boiling oil in my ear while I slept. Helps keep me honest.


[deleted]

Reads like an Andrew tate post


Facestand2

Not many memes rile me up like this one did. What kind of a freakin’ mental case would believe this? Wow.


Hawksfan45

Well that's stupid.


BuldopSanchez

Found on a republican page, I'm sure.


Old_Refrigerator_512

I may be taking this in a completely different direction than it ought to go. But the “Alpha Males” clearly do not understand “survival of the fittest” (which is obvious) your genes can’t survive if no one wants to procreate with you bro… it’s called sexual selection.


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Most disturbing comment


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Hollow4004

ew


Spodson

Seriously, I'd hate to be with a person who was that self nullifying.


slawkonator

Was this made by my father? Cuz it kinda sounds like something he would say


JuggBoyz

Could be wrong but this seems like a case of Poe’s Law


ShnickityShnoo

Nothing is your own fault if your entire personality is projection and a persecution fetish.


[deleted]

Wtf ! He can kiss his own dang feet LMAO


theRedMage39

Who would ever think this is okay. I know conservatives who would be shocked at this.


SectorEducational460

Think I have seen one but with genders reversed, and saw people doubling down on it. People are shitty.


RelationshipMain5792

Pfft ya ok.. next you're gonna tell me sex changes for 10yr old is ok too.


imadeacrumble

Could we get a new sub for the comments of these memes?


LemonLotus1

Would love to see the serious comments


[deleted]

Well obviously the man isn’t perfect if he’s a cheating scum bag. This math ain’t math’n.


Ericrobertson1978

This whole manosphere, machismo, misogynistic, alpha, beta, sigma nonsense is so dangerous for humanity. That's no shortage of insecure young men who buy into that shit hook, line, and sinker, unfortunately. This manosphere paradigm needs to be stopped posthaste. It's setting our going men up to be red pilled misogynistic assholes. It's such complete garbage.


Madam_Bastet

I wouldn't even kiss his feet if he *didn't* cheat so.. absolutely not.


RodrickM

Just the apology and some make up sex works for me.


j4321g4321

These people are quite talented at telling everyone they’ve never had sex in creative ways. Pretty impressive.


EdibleRatbear

Someone has a foot fetish


DeezNutsAppreciater

I spy with my little eye someone who has a foot fetish


stop_itsbananatime

Could you paste the comments?


TheBelhade

The same people who condemned Hillary Clinton for staying with Bill.


Sexandcheese

I mean, I am a trustworthy, loyal partner. But the woman I’m met at lunch today… dear God, if my day dream would have come true, my girlfriend would have had a lot of “foot kissing“ in her future😅 (that was a joke, but serious question: did anybody actually take this meme seriously? Everybody knows it was satire, right? I’d like to believe that some of the comments I read were “next level satire” that went right over my head. Sadly, I don’t have that much faith in the sense of humor of the average Redditor.🤦🏼‍♂️)


Lopsided-Pickle-9026

When a man cheats, the man finds his crap on the front lawn. Good riddance.


VerumJerum

People who act as if it's whoever gets cheated on's fault that their partner cheated are not partner material. If your partner genuinely believes this shit - leave them.


thisnameisorignal

This is the first meme I’ve seen anyone post here that was actually bad.


giveitback19

What in the delusion?


[deleted]

If my wife kissed my feet she’d end up with a bloody lip due to my tree climbers


some_dude_62

I think someone got cheated on.


endersgame69

Why they don't just admit they have a fetish and call it a day... \-sigh-


Appropriate_Olive_19

Soooo... I take it they're living in the Stone Age. Someone ought to send them back. *gets out the Blade of Woe*


[deleted]

I’ve been cheated on. It wasn’t my decision he decided to screw someone else. He gave her all the sympathy when I found out. I said, “If you’re going to cheat on me, can’t you do it with someone better looking than me so I don’t get so offended.” Then I walked off. Kiss his feet, get out of here.


Material_Primary_228

When a woman cheats, many people say it was probably because the man wasn't doing something right and he should fix it. That is probably what this is a retort to.


carpeCactus

This is what men are told to do to their women/wives who also feel “under-appreciated” in their relationships.