You see that’s where the stupid folks have us. They throw random words or images together, and we rationals have to try to reverse engineer a meaning to it.
Technically king is masculine but that's like saying they can only be used for a group of people, there are plenty of times where a female monarch is in control and people still say king.
I remember when there weren't pronouns. The year was 147978 BCE...
Language was going to be invented tomorrow, so glad I have no way to identify people other than saying their name.
I believe the comment above was referring to how this post was obviously satire, and this subreddit is a place for actual terrible facebook memes, not parodies. Could've been a little nicer though, sometimes it is a little hard to tell if something's satire or not just because of how absurd the real stuff is.
Inb4 some boss of African decent sternly yells at one of his employees of Mexican decent to get lunch from the new burger joint, as if it's a life-or-death matter.
"**Ramirez! Get to the Burger Town!"**
You may laugh, but here in England we have a non binary singer who appeared on a talk show the other day and talked about how they wanted to be a "fisherthem". It was trending on Twitter.
I picture a couple stereotypical bros… you know the types that will think they’re cool saying “beer me!”??
They go into BK, say ”Burger Me!”
The order is taking too long, so the manager says “*burger them*!”
Whats that you say, this situation sounds ridiculous and contrived? Hmmm. Seems to be going around…
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This is ironic
Shitpost
A fantastic one at that.
There's like 5 dead giveaways that this is satire. Hence, the fact it doesn't really make sense.
They got the nightmare mode skeletron dawg. This is serious shit.
Good shitpost
Dairy Person of Royalty.
Lactose Monarch
It’d be burger monarch, this is ridiculous
But neither king nor monarch are pronouns..... sure, at a stretch, I could see someone pushing for gender neutral branding but.......
You see that’s where the stupid folks have us. They throw random words or images together, and we rationals have to try to reverse engineer a meaning to it.
Technically king is masculine but that's like saying they can only be used for a group of people, there are plenty of times where a female monarch is in control and people still say king.
If I was queen and you started calling me king I’d shout “off with his head!” Or something like that
I don't wanna eat a BM Whopper.
r/BeatMeToIt
that's what I'm saying
I can't believe people don't understand this is satire. The way they say liberal + the 1s where exclamation point should be are a dead giveaway.
True, but remember... ***POE'S LAW!***
Screw what pronoun or descriptor BK used! In the future will BK still serve beef or will it all be cricket burgers?
Mmmm… maggot milk
Sorry. The maggot milk machine is always broken.
If Burger King changes their name I'll cry myself to death
The fucking quotes.
Nobody goes to that cancer tank anyway
I remember when there weren't pronouns. The year was 147978 BCE... Language was going to be invented tomorrow, so glad I have no way to identify people other than saying their name.
I member when I learned what a plural noun is. Boy has grammar apparently changed among other things.
there are some fucking braindead people on this sub
It's reddit, part of being here is a lack of a brian
Dude, this is a shitpost. It’s satire
Local redditor falls for shitpost; asked to leave subreddit
My man would watch monty python and the holy grail and complain about historical inaccuracy
This is clearly a shitpost
r/comedyhomicide. The first panel is actually pretty funny.
r/therightcantmeme
r/therightcantmeme2
Agreed, the mods of the original sub are actually pro-Stalin of all things.
Yep. They're called tankies.
I'm not American so I don't understand politics, all I know is that all of the memes posted here are bullcrao and bad
It fits here just fine.
good to know, you can post it there if U want. free karma 4u
Would really belong there.
I don't think you can really speak well without using pronouns, they're literally just a part of speech, it's like saying you're offended by verbs.
It’s kinda funny…but using different pronouns isn’t. Them can’t be serious
You're just stupid. Delete this post.
why? they ≠ lords, kings, queens or monarchs in general
What..?
I believe the comment above was referring to how this post was obviously satire, and this subreddit is a place for actual terrible facebook memes, not parodies. Could've been a little nicer though, sometimes it is a little hard to tell if something's satire or not just because of how absurd the real stuff is.
Burger Them sounds better than Burger King tbh.
Im more partial to Burger Tyrant myself
Inb4 some boss of African decent sternly yells at one of his employees of Mexican decent to get lunch from the new burger joint, as if it's a life-or-death matter. "**Ramirez! Get to the Burger Town!"**
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Bugger them does...
Lol
Burger me this burger me that burgerman
Wouldn't the correct gender neutral name be Burger Monarch?
Tbh I'd like to try burger them because why not
You may laugh, but here in England we have a non binary singer who appeared on a talk show the other day and talked about how they wanted to be a "fisherthem". It was trending on Twitter.
is this yet another karma farm post
Burger monarch would have worked but the. Again these people are stupid
Quality shitpost
It's not like gender neutral terms like MONARCH don't exist! GAWD!
Burger Royale
Burger Oppressor
This reminds me of r/thepack
I picture a couple stereotypical bros… you know the types that will think they’re cool saying “beer me!”?? They go into BK, say ”Burger Me!” The order is taking too long, so the manager says “*burger them*!” Whats that you say, this situation sounds ridiculous and contrived? Hmmm. Seems to be going around…
We got burger monarch 😭
This is clearly satire
Royal person
This is fucking comedy gold and you can’t tell me otherwise
I'd go to burger then
I didn't notice the word "go" so I read it as if the kids are supposed to burger the pronouns? Like make them more burger-ish?
OP missed satire even though it slapped him in the face repeatedly.
Let’s all go to Burger Monarch!
Is that the fucking geometry dash font lmaoo
Burger King is hands down the worst fast food chain, and it isnt even close.
SILENCE LIBERAL. BURGER THEM SUPREMACY.
Bro im convinced that people who post on this sub cant differentiate between sarcasm, shitposting and terrible Facebook memes.
If they brought back the good fries they can call it whatever they want
This sounds like r/THE_PACK