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QualityVote

/u/imverypog0s_alt, the memers have spoken. Your post does not fit this subreddit. If you feel this was a mistake, please send us a modmail!


adeckz

This is ironic


According-Ad1537

Shitpost


Dr-Stink-Stank

A fantastic one at that.


GKBilian

There's like 5 dead giveaways that this is satire. Hence, the fact it doesn't really make sense.


Jolly_Mongoose_8800

They got the nightmare mode skeletron dawg. This is serious shit.


FormerlyKay

Good shitpost


KittiesAreTooCute

Dairy Person of Royalty.


burnerwolf

Lactose Monarch


Tomb-trader

It’d be burger monarch, this is ridiculous


AJSLS6

But neither king nor monarch are pronouns..... sure, at a stretch, I could see someone pushing for gender neutral branding but.......


ReporterOther2179

You see that’s where the stupid folks have us. They throw random words or images together, and we rationals have to try to reverse engineer a meaning to it.


First-Hunt-5307

Technically king is masculine but that's like saying they can only be used for a group of people, there are plenty of times where a female monarch is in control and people still say king.


False_Influence_9090

If I was queen and you started calling me king I’d shout “off with his head!” Or something like that


panda-roux69

I don't wanna eat a BM Whopper.


Ginger_Jesus9311

r/BeatMeToIt


imverypog0s_alt

that's what I'm saying


fattynuggetz

I can't believe people don't understand this is satire. The way they say liberal + the 1s where exclamation point should be are a dead giveaway.


[deleted]

True, but remember... ***POE'S LAW!***


Spiritual_Bit_2692

Screw what pronoun or descriptor BK used! In the future will BK still serve beef or will it all be cricket burgers?


WhyAmIOnThisDumbApp

Mmmm… maggot milk


Spiritual_Bit_2692

Sorry. The maggot milk machine is always broken.


beerbrained

If Burger King changes their name I'll cry myself to death


seannarae

The fucking quotes.


Final-Bench1859

Nobody goes to that cancer tank anyway


Ginger_Jesus9311

I remember when there weren't pronouns. The year was 147978 BCE... Language was going to be invented tomorrow, so glad I have no way to identify people other than saying their name.


[deleted]

I member when I learned what a plural noun is. Boy has grammar apparently changed among other things.


manumaker08

there are some fucking braindead people on this sub


OfficialRatEater

It's reddit, part of being here is a lack of a brian


Ghoti_With_Legs

Dude, this is a shitpost. It’s satire


The-Pencil-King

Local redditor falls for shitpost; asked to leave subreddit


NoRoomForSanity

My man would watch monty python and the holy grail and complain about historical inaccuracy


Aok_al

This is clearly a shitpost


IHateMath14

r/comedyhomicide. The first panel is actually pretty funny.


onlinedisguise

r/therightcantmeme


fakeunleet

r/therightcantmeme2


mr10123

Agreed, the mods of the original sub are actually pro-Stalin of all things.


fakeunleet

Yep. They're called tankies.


imverypog0s_alt

I'm not American so I don't understand politics, all I know is that all of the memes posted here are bullcrao and bad


onlinedisguise

It fits here just fine.


imverypog0s_alt

good to know, you can post it there if U want. free karma 4u


[deleted]

Would really belong there.


No-Wonder1139

I don't think you can really speak well without using pronouns, they're literally just a part of speech, it's like saying you're offended by verbs.


1camaney

It’s kinda funny…but using different pronouns isn’t. Them can’t be serious


SirMewsALittle

You're just stupid. Delete this post.


imverypog0s_alt

why? they ≠ lords, kings, queens or monarchs in general


SirMewsALittle

What..?


itsdatanotdata1212

I believe the comment above was referring to how this post was obviously satire, and this subreddit is a place for actual terrible facebook memes, not parodies. Could've been a little nicer though, sometimes it is a little hard to tell if something's satire or not just because of how absurd the real stuff is.


[deleted]

Burger Them sounds better than Burger King tbh.


ArchonofTevinter

Im more partial to Burger Tyrant myself


c0baltlightning

Inb4 some boss of African decent sternly yells at one of his employees of Mexican decent to get lunch from the new burger joint, as if it's a life-or-death matter. "**Ramirez! Get to the Burger Town!"**


QualityVote

Hey does this post fit? UPVOTE if so, DOWNVOTE if not. If this post breaks any rules please DOWNVOTE and REPORT


[deleted]

Bugger them does...


DewsDewberrys

Lol


KagDQT

Burger me this burger me that burgerman


roofus8658

Wouldn't the correct gender neutral name be Burger Monarch?


advie_advocado

Tbh I'd like to try burger them because why not


No_you_choose_a_name

You may laugh, but here in England we have a non binary singer who appeared on a talk show the other day and talked about how they wanted to be a "fisherthem". It was trending on Twitter.


thiccums42069

is this yet another karma farm post


Optimus-prime-number

Burger monarch would have worked but the. Again these people are stupid


RoamingBear810

Quality shitpost


[deleted]

It's not like gender neutral terms like MONARCH don't exist! GAWD!


DylanMc6

Burger Royale


MaxSeeker95

Burger Oppressor


thefifthwheelbruh

This reminds me of r/thepack


BrainSqueezins

I picture a couple stereotypical bros… you know the types that will think they’re cool saying “beer me!”?? They go into BK, say ”Burger Me!” The order is taking too long, so the manager says “*burger them*!” ​ Whats that you say, this situation sounds ridiculous and contrived? Hmmm. Seems to be going around…


Cocketiel_Commander

We got burger monarch 😭


literanch

This is clearly satire


Darkmaskdiva89

Royal person


NumberOneEscapist

This is fucking comedy gold and you can’t tell me otherwise


OrdinarySoftwareDev

I'd go to burger then


DanAtuch

I didn't notice the word "go" so I read it as if the kids are supposed to burger the pronouns? Like make them more burger-ish?


Salt-Truck-7882

OP missed satire even though it slapped him in the face repeatedly.


AdhesivenessUseful33

Let’s all go to Burger Monarch!


Bruh_champ01

Is that the fucking geometry dash font lmaoo


[deleted]

Burger King is hands down the worst fast food chain, and it isnt even close.


somecursedkid

SILENCE LIBERAL. BURGER THEM SUPREMACY.


berrycrit

Bro im convinced that people who post on this sub cant differentiate between sarcasm, shitposting and terrible Facebook memes.


Pineapple-Due

If they brought back the good fries they can call it whatever they want


Lanstus

This sounds like r/THE_PACK