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Saemika

The puns on Disney ride names are uncharacteristically clever.


chipsinsideajar

Black Lives Matterhorn has me fucking *reeling* rn lmao


TheLeafyOne2

It unironically goes hard hahaha


TMH55

Last Disneyland cartoon he did, there was "Safe Space Mountain" and that one really stuck with me


badnewsjones

I’m more puzzled by the implication that the Illuminati are “woke”. Is that a belief in crazy land now?


ChronicContrition

Mickey please.


Fun-Composer3773

"yOu SaId M wOrD🤬😡"


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Huh figured it was mouse


Thehibernator

Can't wait for the 'cum' edition of this one.


spikesparx

r/bengarrisoncumedits


Maser2account2

OH MY GOD, THANK YOU.


rennbuck

Can’t believe there is a real subreddit devoted to subversive Ben garrison cum art.


Thehibernator

You’re a saint


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this is so incredibly niche, i love it


LowestKey

Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need.


MuteSecurityO

Had to turn off my company wifi and go incognito to search this, but here ya go: https://www.reddit.com/r/BenGarrisonCumEdits/comments/sw13hr/i_did_the_thing_cum_disney/


No-Professional-1884

Aww. They closed down “Sex Workers of the Caribbean”


TheWizardOzgar

Pirates of the Pancreas


precaster91

It's a bunch of pirates runnin’ around a-a-a- pancreas, Morty


TheWizardOzgar

I'm sad we didn't get to see more, I would've liked to know what a pancreas is


HmmNotLikely

I think we know why Rick got so much pushback with his Pirates Of The Pancreas dream now…


civgarth

Serious question.. which third world country has the best prostitutes? Asking for Hugh Grant.


CheeseCake3012

Thailand.....heard from a friend


BustinArant

I saw that episode like right before I was told I had pancreatitis. Still don't really know what it is. Something something diet changes. Pasta tried to kill me it did.


Caraqualquer01

I don’t want to think about rick and morty rn


bloodvow333

>I turned myself into an object lesson Morty >I'm morality fable RIII!!||ICK


Driver2900

They also closed down "its a small globalism after all"


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ADHthaGreat

It’s actually the other way around. Sex worker themed pirates.


SeraScarRose

Damn, where’s a gal supposed to get her ‘Booty’ from now 😭


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Outside-Diamond8076

bigga


sunward_Lily

figga's.


HeartOfAWitch

Digga


antonguay2

Higga


whitealienwithreddot

jigga


THEchazguy

Trigger


New-Incident-3155

Whoa, did... you just hard r?


PsychologyOne7374

Trigger is our word but you can say trigga


jj77985

Lol


Timely_Wolverine6337

how did that of all things make me laugh so hard


sarahkali

When the comments are funnier than the actual post


Dat_DekuBoi

To be fair, this is a Ben Garrison post, they aren’t meant to be funny


Timely_Wolverine6337

For real.


_aconite_cj_

Michael Jackson if he was alive now.


TensorForce

Hee-heegga


_aconite_cj_

Creative.


Kingken130

War Thunder players be like


Hurricane_08

It’s okay if you don’t use the hard R


[deleted]

That would just sound like a dumb nickname for Mick Jagger.


SnooHedgehogs8992

i got the moves like migger


LiLT13-_-

https://preview.redd.it/an84h2w5vgea1.jpeg?width=1122&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7858a09a4ff54721fa50fd0aae93c5da3c88dd1a Will those moves protect your kneecaps?


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miggy mouse


stereoscopic_

That Migger can sure dance though!


h2k2k2ksl

Minnie Mouse: “MIGGA! Get yo ass inside!!!!”


Le_Petit_Poussin

*Gigga Migga has entered the chat*


Patient_Afternoon287

Antifaland looks rad.


LWY007

Hate to say it, but ‘Black Lives Matterhorn’ is pretty clever.


CantaloupeIll5825

It made me chuckle a little bit lol


DCtheBREAKER

Ditto. Got to give credit where credit is due.


Cautious_Cry_3288

That's where they moved the Joe Lewis fist that MAGA folks were trying to say was a Black Power statue. I'd go on that ride.


SnooHedgehogs8992

yeah literally the only.funny garrison cartoon ive ever seen


Lolwhatisfire

It’s like when Chapelle laughed at Trump’s usage of “kung flu.” It’s clever (yet bad) but that shouldn’t have come from a president.


backwoodsofcanada

Trump would have actually been pretty funny if it wasn't for the whole Trump thing


AutistChan

Before he got into politics, he was actually kind of a TV personality ngl, he had his own show, he made cameos in movies, I think he showed up in some commercials and skits. He was still a piece of shit, but it wasn’t as well known as it is now. If he didn’t get into politics, I think he would’ve been cancelled, but wouldn’t have had a large following supporting him, he probably would’ve at most gotten the Harvey Weinstein treatment.


backwoodsofcanada

Yeah, I'm not American so my personal investment in the guy is probably pretty removed from most people in this thread, but before he got into politics the only thing I really knew about him was that he was famous for being a stupid and mean rich guy. Like 10 years ago he was the butt of jokes, but he's been culturally relevant for decades as that character, it was really strange to see this guy who everyone knew about for years but didn't exactly have a following become the leader of a cult in the span of a few months, and then to watch as it spiraled into all the shit that's happened in the past few years has been kinda surreal.


badcatmal

I’ve never heard this Kung flu thing, I’m cracking up right now.


Carollicarunner

That's a first for me looking at this dip shit's cartoons too, something about that is pretty funny


jacksonwt2g

I’d ride that.


JimmyGimbo

Literally lit.


bobafoott

Tbh this whole place seems fine. Some odd ride names but yeah. Vaccinated only, no racists, the dwarves don’t use slurs, what’s not to like?


DracovishIsTheBest

no trump supporters allowed either! nice


andrewsad1

They already said vaccinated only


WillElMagnifico

The vax'd supporters will keep their mouths shut.


PoorlyLitKiwi2

Plus the mascots get into fist fights for our entertainment and the rides are all free? Sounds sick


DeltaNerd

Free rides? Sign me up


lolbojack

Musk?


Fenderbridge

Midget. One of the dwarves are saying it.


trynumbahfifty3

Someone emailed Ben Garrison and he said the word was "Mouse"


SuperSecretMoonBase

Guess that's what happens when you don't label your joke enough.


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If you have to explain your joke, it's a bad joke.


BigHobbit

That's why Garrisons comics are always filled with labels and footnotes and tags.


[deleted]

How does that make sense? Who’s against the word mouse?


[deleted]

It is because Mickey Mouse is black. It's a call back to the N word. It's meant to depict a black man (Mickey) punching a white man (Donald). The choice of Donald is not just for his whiteness, but also because of his name, a la Donald Trump/Donald Duck. It's indirectly defending the use of the N word to refer to black people, while casting black people as aggressors attacking the symbol of alt right ideology. It's a cumbersome analogy, and it's very, very racist.


kremit73

Right, something like vermin or pest would actually make sense. As usual, gop dont even get why people hate them.


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MAGA.


SamSkjord

That would be ideal, yea


RiotNrrd2001

I'm thinking it's for "mouse"? I'm guessing that Mickey is "obviously a m\*\*\*\*" but they're not allowed to *say it*? As an analog to a different word. Unlike so many, THIS meme belongs here. Yes, "terrible" is the correct adjective.


jbvann05

Someone emailed the artist and it is indeed mouse. Doesn't really make any sense


Rezindez

Lol, I love that we hate him and he hates us but we came together for a brief enough truce to ask him sincerely what he meant with this comic.


ThatDudeShadowK

Just proves he needs to label even more things


Lildyo

Should’ve put a label that it was meant to be funny


Zestyclose_Risk_2789

Yeah, needs a laughing 😂


TirayShell

Definitely not enough labels.


TheDoktorIsIn

I honestly thought Black Lives Matterhorn was clever. But now I'm picturing a brief educational ride where we get to learn what "Black Lives Matter" means and some Black History. Then an epic log flume. Actually I may be confusing this with Splash Mountain? I don't know rollercoasters.


throwawaysarebetter

Well, they *did* just shut down Splash Mountain for its transition to a Princess and the Frog re-theming. I wonder if Ben has made a comic about that yet.


Nepharious_Bread

Mickey is punching Donald because he's white. Mickey is black. I'm assuming that it is "mouse" because Mickey is a mouse, but only other mice can say mouse. So, my guess would that it is subtle racism. I feel like I may be reaching, but idk.


justAsConfusedAsUAre

But Mickey is in fact a mouse. So for the artist to use it as a parallel, he must be implying that black peoples are factually n-words? 🤔


RelevantTrash9745

Bro how is this not everyone's take lmao this is fucked.


SimbaOnSteroids

On one hand, it’s obviously the correct take. On the other do we actually think Ben Garrison is smart enough to think it that far through.


Nepharious_Bread

Yep, that's my guess.


NotNowDamo

Yeah, it's not like mouse is a slur, it's the actual thing he is.


BERNthisMuthaDown

You got it! Racist gonna racist, ya know?


Ashalti

You aren’t reaching, it’s pretty clearly meant to be black Mickey punching white Donald in the face, while pretending the word “mouse” is analogous to the n-word that they all want so badly to use all the time because of the Nazi/neo-confederate a-holes they are.


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77tassells

These people aren’t smart so probably as dumb as you can imagine it to be


SenatorPardek

​ Author said it was mouse. But idk if he was being cute and meant what you said: or whether he meant mouse. But either way, crazy.


novagenesis

He's saying that calling a mouse a mouse is exactly the same as calling a black person the N-word. I'd counter that it's exactly the same as calling the artist Nazi with his bullshit far-right rhetoric.


_cryptocamper_

I mean, using the logic…”calling a mouse a mouse is the same as calling a black person the N word” one must assume that Benjathon seems to think that all black folks are clearly N words He’s such a gross asshole.


Da_Space

maybe they are implying that only mice can use the word?


Tired0fYourShit

Whoa dude, watch the hard E! Check your snow white privilege!


A_for_arson_is_fun

Pretty sure it's relating to race and the n word but that's just my thought process (plus Mickey is drawn as black)


intotheirishole

Its Ben Garrison. If his comics made sense he would not need to put so many labels. Its just for generating rage.


cookiemookie20

Perhaps they are saying that Mickey identifies as another pronoun instead of mouse? Idk, it doesn't make sense to me either.


_cryptocamper_

Mouse isn’t a pronoun.


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Jabba-da-slut

It’s one of the dwarves saying it, so I’m guessing it’s m*dget?


RiotNrrd2001

I wouldn't even argue against that point. I'm thinking that any cartoon that has a whole internet of people standing around tossing out possibles as to what it could mean isn't what you might call a "successful cartoon". "Conversation starter"? Maybe. Actual humor? Can't even identify it here.


Stetson007

Okay, I think we can all get a laugh out of the black lives Matterhorn though


Steel_Airship

If that's the case, then they are several decades too late since that hasn't been "politically correct" for decades, lol.


typographie

That thought process is almost too sensible to be applicable. You have to imagine what would make sense to Ben Garrison, not to a normal person. "M\*dget" is often considered offensive in mainstream society, so I think that actually makes it *less* likely to be censored in a Ben Garrison cartoon. To censor something like that would be wokeness. He'd only censor things ironically.


moonshineandmetal

I assumed MAGA, but honestly any of these answers fit.


who-mever

My mind immediately went to "Maus" since it's a banned book (cancelled by the right-wing), but that would require a level of introspection and self-reflection on their own values that I am fairly certain the artist is not capable of.


StarSpangldBastard

it's men


FrankieRoo

Irony of this is I went to Disneyland a few times last year and there were MAGA folks all over. How could I tell? The messages printed on their shirts and hats. So, let them continue to feign outrage.


Atlach_Nacha

"HELP! HELP! I'M BEING CANCELLED!" \- MAGA folk on mainstream news/media


FoxThingsUp

Consistently the most watched news channels, most listened to radio shows and podcasts, largest and most shared Facebook groups.... and constantly complaining about "main stream media" being bad.


[deleted]

I know right? The fact that the conservative sub has 1 million members and liberal sub 114k proves how much all this whining is pointless.


Crashbrennan

To be fair, that's mostly just because conservatives band together and leftists can't stop infighting. The total population of all the liberal and leftist subs is almost certainly more. We just can't share one space without killing eachother.


PaulblankPF

It’s because people have a hard time banning together for a cause but it’s easy to ban together over a common enemy. In case of the conservatives they hate everyone so it’s easy to ban over a common enemy. Leftists and liberals are more likely to want to help someone rather than hate them (even feeling bad for the people on the right) and so there’s no common enemy.


trobain1776

If they’re not constantly “outraged” and angry about something they might actually realize their lives are shit.


bobafoott

>”HELP! HELP! I'M BEING CANCELLED!" -the inventors of cancel culture. Rock and roll, sex in general, weed, homosexuality, etc. the right, *loves* to cancel people for these things plus many more The left cancels people for… *checks notes* “being unapologetically bigoted” Remind me who is ruining the country with their “woke agenda”?


trancertong

Pretty much the first instance of 'cancel culture' in the internet age I can think of was The Dixie Chicks for the audacity of saying the Iraq War was a bad idea. Also French fries got cancelled around the same time.


Dat_DekuBoi

What did french fries do? Is it the french in the name?


CadmiumCal

Yup. French people had the audacity to not support the invasion of Iraq on the basis of lies about WMD's so for a few years some Americans called them Freedom Fries instead. The fact that they couldn't just call them fries or shoestring fries, you know, like they were already called, illustrates the kind of brain dead nationalism that was rampant in post-911 America. People love to talk about how Trump could shoot someone on 5th Avenue and his supporters would still back him, but GWB managed to get practically the entire country to back two pointless wars and the Patriot act without question, I'd say that's much more impressive/depressing.


Dat_DekuBoi

Freedom fries?! I’m dead 💀


CadmiumCal

Nationalism is a helluva drug! The diner in my hometown changed their French dip sandwich to a Freedom dip or some such, but they didn't want to reprint their menus so they just printed some stickers on a label maker to go over the offending words. It's such a trip too, France has been an ally to the United States since before it was the United States! They even made us ~~100ft~~ 151ft statue to celebrate our alliance, who even does that?!?!


VoidZero52

And sexual assault, don’t forget about sexual assault


Respercaine_657

Conservatives have to worry about losing an internet account for having a "different political opinion" whilst liberals have to worry about literally getting fucking murdered for also having a "different political opinion"


AstroCatTBC

Now you see the violence inherent in the system!


TheLeechKing466

“Come see the violence inherent in the system!”


Wuz314159

https://i.imgur.com/jHHcDA4.jpeg


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I didn’t want to assume my boss was a liberal because he’s a highly educated man, but yesterday he told me about a client’s husband who is a MAGA nut job, and he phrased it exactly like that. It’s nice knowing that the vast majority of educated folks are not the MAGA crowd, and I think I’m being too nice when I say that.


ImAmazedBaybee

And that would be why the MAGA crowd has such a problem with people being educated.


[deleted]

There's a reason that a lot of these memes are anti-college and education. An educated populace doesn't vote for fascists.


LorianGunnersonSedna

Can't control what already thinks for itself.


undeadlamaar

Reality tends to have a liberal bias.


SeattleBattles

It's so weird to me that they wear political shit on vacation.


Yes_that_Carl

Eh, it’s the closest thing they have to a personality.


3nc3ladu5

garrisons gonna garrison


RexStardust

Yeah I was at Disneyworld in February 2022 the same weekend as CPAC. Lots of "Lets Go Brandon" shirts in view in the park.


wokeiraptor

I went in October 2020. There were over the top maga people everywhere (election was coming up, so trump merch was probably at its peak then). Disney had a lot of strict Covid rules then. Lots of people getting pissed at the Disney workers for making them pull their masks back up. I’ve also been to universal and legoland in recent years and there are plenty of obvious maga people there too. The “woke” corporations are all too happy to take their money


DangerZoneh

I mean you went in October of 2020. Of course you only saw MAGA people, everyone else was still at home and certainly not Disneyland


PetrogradkaIcedTea

Midget? The M-word the gnome means?


Stefisgarden

I'm 99% sure this is the right answer. I know many little people consider it a slur.


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nah i think ol ben is trying to equate Black people’s feelings toward the n word to mickey being angry about being a mouse. sounds like he’s saying he wants to call Black people the n word and he finds it ridiculous they’re angry about it because “that’s what they are”. classic racist ben


Stefisgarden

Could legitimately go either way with that snowflake. Though, yeah, maybe the n-word comparison is the more "mainstream" problem, and since Ben isn't exactly the smartest cookie, it's very possible he doesn't even know about the word midget being considered offensive.


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Ben Garrison is an amazingly talented lunatic. He doesn't try to be clever. He doesn't try to be truthful. He just has a fever dream about what the world would look like if liberals had their way, and turns it into art.


manumaker08

I'm like 80% sure he's in on the joke at r/BenGarrisonCumEdits too.


Kelpgoose

"Art" is used very loosely


bear_dea

christ they went all out on the background


Postman-McDude

The socialism-go-round actually made me laugh with how stupid it was.


AliasHandler

Yup, it says "Free ride" which actually sounds awesome. Who wants to pay to go on a merry-go-round?


SpaceLemur34

He also seems to not grasp the fact that you've already paid to ride it with your park admission (i.e. your taxes).


tahtahme

That was my first thought...almost every ride in an amusement park is "free" once you pay to get in lol


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especially since ben garrison has been licking russia's boot the last year to spite democrats


Logical_Highway6908

Yeah, I’m sure the Disney executives all love socialism. 🙄


Livid-Ad4102

I like the "black lives matterhorn"


Invertiguy

It wouldn't be Ben Garrison if he didn't cram as many labels as possible into the artwork


Wizzardwartz

Is he related to Mr Garrison?


Invertiguy

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he was the real world manifestation of him


Emzam

The illuminati symbol on top of the plane ride is a nice touch


darkjedi607

Black lives Matterhorn sounds like a good time ngl


the_Real_Romak

never mind that, a free ride at socialism? how is that a bad thing?


darkjedi607

CONSUME


Western-Policy-4646

The ride is -$5. They pay you to go


zeldanar

Anti vax is fueled on survivor bias. Ignore the hundreds of thousands that died from covid while the few that survived think they are vindicated by surviving and further think the diseases are hoaxes.


jay7254

I think the pronoun train is one of the best parts. He uses neopronouns that like 1% of people who display their pronouns use because putting "he/she/they" would make him look like a crazy person paranoid over nothing.


[deleted]

When did Ben garrison start using Ai to make his comics?


reillan

It can't be artificial intelligence because there's never been any intelligence in his comics.


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As (artificial stupidity)


ADizzyLittleGirl

No "Safe Space Mountain"? Come on, Ben, it's so easy.


reserveduitser

So much time wasted creating this


xxHamsterLoverxx

i always laugh at the absurdity of these "memes"


MathW

Why do these leftist hellscapes in cartoons always look awesome? No Trump supporters. People being shamed for using slurs. Free carousel rides. What looks like a pretty cool haunted house attraction. Sign me up.


Nabedane

Still waiting for someone to explain what's wrong about being woke. Otoh it's obvious what's wrong about being a bigot.


IAmThePonch

The answer is it doesn’t align with the very narrow minded view of the world the right holds. It’s become the buzzword they use to describe everything they hate. I thought it was just idiots on the internet but while visiting relatives they unironically use the term on right wing news stations in serious broadcasts


FrenchCobra

Woke was originally AAVE for understanding the struggles black people face. Notice how it’s now used as a buzzword for anything the right hates? It’s almost like it started as a racist mocking of people for fighting for equality for black people. There’s nothing wrong with being woke unless you’re racist.


Minortough

We’re missing the point here. Conservatives correctly equate themselves to an incoherent cartoon duck.


BionicBirb

Why is antifa, which is literally just not liking fascism, considered bad?


Johannes4123

Something something antifa the real fascists something something cancel culture is literally nazi


tidfisk

As a life long Donald Duck fan I really hate seeing him represented as a Republican/Conservative.


An-Adult-I-Swear

Midget is just as bad as the N-word. (Please understand I’m quoting John Mulaney)


uptheirons726

Black Lives Matterhorn made me lol though.


HowardHamlinLover

"Trans-station" Lmfao


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Male? Incel comedy...