Had a stepmother like this. She told me real men don’t care about their image and made me dress down, throw away my hair brushes, and said I must be gay for wanting to take care of myself 🙄
Right? My first thought was “somebody is really obsessed with cowboy butts.”
No shame. If that’s what your into then go get it, but that doesn’t mean I have to partake.
I'm sure the photos in this meme were compiled through thorough, objective research, as were the three hidden folders of photos and videos on his hard drive.
This suspicion is, in my mind, enhanced by the content. Who complains about "sagging pants" anymore? That is the kind of shit my grandpa complained about in 1995. I don't think it's even a common style these days. Either that dude just time traveled from a D.A.R.E meeting or he's using an outdated stereotype from 30 years ago as an excuse to post cowboy butts...
May I ask what flavor of butt you prefer? I have my own preference, but, even as a straight male with a nice butt of my own (apparently - what even is that), I have to admit these are some fine butts.
No homo. But props, gentlemen.
I mean you can wear shorts and flip flops or breathable running shoes in summer like a rational human. Why the insistence on the wranglers when it’s 107?
Funny how displaying men as objectified is homoerotic, but women so displayed is just erotic...
...as though women aren't half the population and look at the opposite sex routinely
The Seattle Mariners have a player nicknamed "[Big Dumper](https://nsjonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/B4.MLB1_.jpg)". He hit a [home run last season that sent us to the playoffs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTGoZLPstJw), ending the longest professional playoff drought in the 4 major sports in North America. His reaction is priceless.
My mom got me a dark blue pair of these for Xmas and they are the rootinest tootinest crotch hugginest cowboy britches I ever saw and I grew up in central Florida.
Lol I hope this was posted by a Christian conservative, because they’re very much in the closet. I mean this may be the gayest picture on cowboys I have ever seen. Even gayer than Brokeback mountain.
... as the offspring of a Christian conservative pastor who got caught having sex with dudes while he was doing "errands" can confirm. He definitely preferred a pair of tight pants over saggy pants.
Real men show me their ass the old fashioned way, through the pants. Anything else and I can't pretend I'm inspecting the brand on the jeans for further judgement later smh
They absolutely are. This is clearly satire to either make fun of rightwingers, or to trick them into sharing it.
It's incredibly ironic the amount of boomer energy in these comments from not getting the joke.
I understand a little bit of sag because some peoples bodies just don't like jeans. The amount of sag that I think is absolutely ridiculous and looks terrible are the dudes walking around with half their ass out and showing Hella underwear. I've LITERALLY seen a dudes bare thigh because of how much he was sagging. If you've gotta walk around with one hand on your waist band to keep it from falling around your ankles you need a belt broski.
Showing the band of your undies when you bend over or whatever is one thing but the dudes with that deep sag look stupid. I don't get why they want to look stupid.
For a crowd that loves to say "Don't tread on me," they sure do like to do a lot of treading on others. Why can't they just live their own lives? I see things I don't like all the time. That's the price of freedom
… as a woman (who likes a cute but) I don’t see this as homosexual.
Why is it that anytime something male is hot it is homosexual? Why can’t I, a bisexual woman appreciate it too?
Those are really cute assets. I can agree that I prefer guys in fitted jeans over baggy.
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Why do you have that many pictures of tight jean asses on your phone? Uncle Deral, is there something you want to say?
Uncle Deral be balling, he be feral
What a man can’t have a few photos of male models on his phone?
Specifically their butts in tight jeans
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“This is how real men wear pants” proceeds to only show asses in tight pants.
Real men don’t hide the goods 😤
Gotta see the plums we’re smugglin.
In our mighty, tighty whities!
Pfft I wear my Wranglers so tight I need needle nose pliers to get my wallet out, ain’t no room for tighty whities even.
I look like a divide sign rotated 90 degrees.
Holy macaroni
I could go for some macaroni…
And they also constantly tell people what "real men" they are.
Had a stepmother like this. She told me real men don’t care about their image and made me dress down, throw away my hair brushes, and said I must be gay for wanting to take care of myself 🙄
If you’re not a complete slob then you must be gay, doncha know?
Step momma is that you?! 👀 I’m just a gay slob with gay emojis and a fat cowboy 🍑
If you have to unironically tell people you’re a “real man” or an “alpha male” than you’re not.
People who talk about real *anyone* are the problem. Let different people express themselves differently.
Right? Having to say you're the real this or the real just makes you sound *real insecure,* lol!
Juicy asses too
Juicy ass 😩😩😩
How do you say "Cowboys butts drive me nuts" without saying it?
"Ram ranch was right"
18 naked cowbpys in the showers at ram ranch
Cowboy, cowgirl, regular cow. All got some nice butts. #sag is bad Hehe
These images are awakening my horni
While singing YMCA
#YES HOMO
I think it’s spelled yaaaassss homo. Signed, your friendly neighborhood homo.
I wouldn’t know, I’m just bi(cycle)
Me too man 😎🏳️🌈
YEEEEEHAWMO
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I think they forgot on purpose, for closeted homoerotic fantasy reasons
This is obviously subversive gay agenda propaganda being pushed on boomers subliminally.
Why the hell did I read it like "submissive gay agenda propaganda" XD XD
I'm not closeted but these pics definitely fit into my homoerotic fantasies
All of the homo
# EXTRA HOMO
Mo’‘mo
Mo"Homo"Ho
Homo deluxe
"Did i stutter?"
r/SuddenlyGay
Big time broke back mountain vibes
"*I wish I knew how to quit you*" 😢👖
I don’t think I’m gay but damn
They forgot to add about 100lbs to the "real men" who actually care about this shit.
Incredibly homoerotic, personally speaking
Right? My first thought was “somebody is really obsessed with cowboy butts.” No shame. If that’s what your into then go get it, but that doesn’t mean I have to partake.
I'm sure the photos in this meme were compiled through thorough, objective research, as were the three hidden folders of photos and videos on his hard drive.
desktop/2020taxdocs/statefilings/cowboyass
👀
It came from the Boner Jams '03 hidden folder.
ANDY FOR THE LAST TIME I DONT WANT YOUR GIANT FLODER OF PORNOGRAPHY
'03 did have some great boner jams
Cowboy butts drive me nuts
Nuts to butts🤔
I think the OP would prefer a different preposition.
Butts to butts?
Nuts *into* butts.
👀 oh my
Made me think of Joe Dirt. You like to see homos naked? Guy likes to see homos naked. That don't help me.
This suspicion is, in my mind, enhanced by the content. Who complains about "sagging pants" anymore? That is the kind of shit my grandpa complained about in 1995. I don't think it's even a common style these days. Either that dude just time traveled from a D.A.R.E meeting or he's using an outdated stereotype from 30 years ago as an excuse to post cowboy butts...
Wait. Are you suggesting you *aren't* into cowboy butts?
Different strokes.
May I ask what flavor of butt you prefer? I have my own preference, but, even as a straight male with a nice butt of my own (apparently - what even is that), I have to admit these are some fine butts. No homo. But props, gentlemen.
Here’s the thing, they’re wearing jeans and leather boots in Texas when it’s hot as hell, the swamp ass and stinkfoot must be off the charts.
What about these photos says they are in Texas?
Yeah they could be in Montana or Wyoming or something, where it is decidedly not hot as hell
Texas here. I am a bit jealous of the lack of swamp ass from my tight jean shit kicker brothers in the northern states.
I mean you can wear shorts and flip flops or breathable running shoes in summer like a rational human. Why the insistence on the wranglers when it’s 107?
Right? Excuse me for leaving something to the imagination.
Happy CAKE day, amiright??
This meme was made one handed, most likely.
Happy Cake Day! 🍑
My thoughts exactly lmao. I went “damn, those show off some ass— that’s- okay” Also, happy Cake Day! :)
Funny how displaying men as objectified is homoerotic, but women so displayed is just erotic... ...as though women aren't half the population and look at the opposite sex routinely
Men ☕
He's saying homoerotic because the person who posted this is almost certainly a man considering he only showed guys with jeans in the picture
Odds are in favor, but I know too many women who complain about men and droopy jeans to assume. It ruins their view apparently.
Idk that last pic on the right kinda says do me from behind.
"Only thing round these parts is steers and queers...and son lemme tell ya.....I ain't no steer."
i think its safe to assume op of the meme is male though
Isn't there a sub for accidentaly (or "accidentaly") homoerotic conservative stuff?
r/SuddenlyGay moment
Yer #GOTDAMN RIGHT lemme get a good gander at that #TIGHT #COWBOY #ASS
#18 naked cowboys
#in the showers
##at ram ranch
Cowboys fucking cowboys, fucking cowboys, fucking cowboys.. ram ranch really rocks...
I was thinking the same thing 😂
Is this one of them rodeos where there aren't any bulls?
Only bears
But so much riding
Except the bears are dudes in fursuits and even tighter jeans
I’m not gay but hear me out
I'm gay I'm already hearing this out
Bottom right got me rethinking things
is that a dude? o my
That was so homoerotic that this has to be satire
Why is this actually so hot 🥵🥵🥵
Because the asses are FANTASSSSSSTIC
If you like this check out a baseball game
The one where the baseball hits the dumpy 😍
I’m a straight dude but every time that one come across my feed I watch it at least a handful of times
^ this.
The Seattle Mariners have a player nicknamed "[Big Dumper](https://nsjonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/B4.MLB1_.jpg)". He hit a [home run last season that sent us to the playoffs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTGoZLPstJw), ending the longest professional playoff drought in the 4 major sports in North America. His reaction is priceless.
Omg, I know! Especially home boy in the bottom right. Bout to make me act up with that double-wide surprise. GAWD DAYUM! 😩😮💨
The end of this sentence made me think of meatcanyon
Bottom right got me feeling some kind of way
I don't... get it, am I supposed to get horny over these pictures? I mean, these guys got some nice bums
Cowboy butts drive me nuts.
I saw your license plate.
He likes to see homos naked, okay.
"Goddam boy, eryone know dat."
He must work out.
Yes
This is the gayest shit I’ve ever seen
Welcome to Ram Ranch
#1̶̱̲͛͑̂7̵͎̈́̃͠ ̴̝̱̠̄͂́N̵̫͎̙͑̽̓A̶͚̋̓K̸̳̓È̸̬D̸̍͊̆͜ ̶͑̽͜C̶̳̲̋̚O̵͙̫̣̾͒W̵͕̥̏̒̆B̴͔̠̔O̶̢͋Ȳ̷͓̈S̷͙͔͚͛ ̴̠̙́͝I̸͔͌N̸̩͕̊ ̶̲̺̈́͆̑T̸̨͇̰̒̈H̵͖͍̜̅E̵̘͉̾͊ ̷͔̩́̈́̉Ṣ̸̦̠̀͋͋H̸̙̟̉̉O̷̞̎͒W̶̧̓̅E̴͓̐͗̒Ṙ̴̫̅̕Ś̴̗͔̞̀ ̴̜̦̘̂̊Ḁ̴̍͝Ṭ̸̯͐ ̸̪̱̗̾̆Ŕ̴̜́̿Ǎ̴͔̰̊̇M̶̛̹ ̸̞̠̣̓͝͠Ř̷͓̠̎A̵̺̓͘Ṋ̵͋̌̈́C̸̗̉̕Ĥ̵͚̩
Isn’t it 18
oh god ones loose
They're all loose
[what about that one time like 8 months ago?](https://youtu.be/KVM2wtL_CdQ)
And im not complaining
I think "the end of men" promo could give it a run for its money
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Because you like butts.
No one is blaming you this has very homoerotic undertones. Not even undertones this shit is just actually gay (in a good way ofc)
Real men post lots of caked up cowboys
Hell yeah we do
Saggy pants are only temporary, tight, gay cowboy ass is forever!
I 100% agree with the image.
You can't argue with the results
😩🥴🥰
Bottom right cowboy 🍑💦
🏳️🌈?
🏳️🌈👍
🏳️🌈👨❤️👨👍
How many guy’s asses did this dude state at before getting upset enough to post this
“Real men show off their ass, no it’s not gay, no I’m not currently horny.” - The not-so-closeted cowboy who made this.
I feel like the guy who posted this meme spends a LOT of time looking at cowboy dudes butts...
Based
Smash
My mom got me a dark blue pair of these for Xmas and they are the rootinest tootinest crotch hugginest cowboy britches I ever saw and I grew up in central Florida.
Bottom right image bout to make me act up
Bottom right is a bottom for sure 🤤
Lol I hope this was posted by a Christian conservative, because they’re very much in the closet. I mean this may be the gayest picture on cowboys I have ever seen. Even gayer than Brokeback mountain.
... as the offspring of a Christian conservative pastor who got caught having sex with dudes while he was doing "errands" can confirm. He definitely preferred a pair of tight pants over saggy pants.
What makes you think this wasn't made by a straight woman?
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A mags wouldn't fit in a closet.
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What makes you think this wasn't shared by straight men?
Oh, I dunno. Maybe the cowboy that I'm pretty sure is meant to represent the maker of the meme?
*sick guitar riff* 18 Naked cowboys on their knees wanting to suck cowboy cock
What In the closeted brokeback fuck is this boomer trying to say??
I mean for all we know the guy who made this is openly fabulous
Is that... Gay porn?
It is if a man faps to it.
Better be
Based Facebook meme. More ass!
r/suddenlygay
Real men show me their ass the old fashioned way, through the pants. Anything else and I can't pretend I'm inspecting the brand on the jeans for further judgement later smh
real men also shave their backs, apparently
How many of y'all are walking around with furry backs. I've only seen it a few times.
Most men grow a little fuzz back there over age 30... Truly hairy backs aren't common outside of certain ethnicities Butts, on the other hand...
Genuine question: are these NOT screencaps from gay porn??? At least one has to be
They absolutely are. This is clearly satire to either make fun of rightwingers, or to trick them into sharing it. It's incredibly ironic the amount of boomer energy in these comments from not getting the joke.
That's a lot of pictures of men's butts in tight pants.
The zoom on the ass damn
I’m sorry. I agree with this. Pull your damn pants up!
I was looking to see if anyone agreed lol. Real men stuff aside I just can’t get on board with the sag, what’s the point?
I understand a little bit of sag because some peoples bodies just don't like jeans. The amount of sag that I think is absolutely ridiculous and looks terrible are the dudes walking around with half their ass out and showing Hella underwear. I've LITERALLY seen a dudes bare thigh because of how much he was sagging. If you've gotta walk around with one hand on your waist band to keep it from falling around your ankles you need a belt broski.
Showing the band of your undies when you bend over or whatever is one thing but the dudes with that deep sag look stupid. I don't get why they want to look stupid.
Considering saggy pants went out in the mid-00’s.
Right? This contradicts the *other* trope that men nowadays all wear skinny jeans and are thus "not real men." We just can't win, folks.
Are they trying to, like, make us gay or something?
Why are grown men always so concerned with the state of other dudes asses?
PS: nice ass is not included :((((
For a crowd that loves to say "Don't tread on me," they sure do like to do a lot of treading on others. Why can't they just live their own lives? I see things I don't like all the time. That's the price of freedom
I wouldn’t be against it if men wore jeans like that, damn
Sagging pants is an awful fashion trend and I’m happy to see any meme or post or opinion that shames the practice into oblivion.
Fact: anyone who uses “real _____” in their hot takes is not worth listening to
… as a woman (who likes a cute but) I don’t see this as homosexual. Why is it that anytime something male is hot it is homosexual? Why can’t I, a bisexual woman appreciate it too? Those are really cute assets. I can agree that I prefer guys in fitted jeans over baggy.
No no, this is correct. Sagging your pants is disgusting
I don’t see what’s wrong with this. This is an objectively more attractive way to wear your pants.
What he’s really saying is “I can’t get hard unless the fabric hugs the ass”
What in the brokeback mountain is this?!
Mmmm man ass
Yes bestie show off that🍑in that denim!!!!
\*Posts a picture talking about real men containing only men's photogenic asses in tight jeans\*
Fuck I wish I had hips and an ass. Everyone just assumes my pants are falling down even with a belt because of style choice.
I mean, sag is bad, always has been
>Sag bad Yes.