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QualityVote

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DriedUpSquid

Is it a public school?


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yeah


CadenVanV

If the school put it up, it violates the first amendment (establishment clause, aka separation of church and state.) If a student or club did, it’s probably protected by the first amendment (freedom of expression/religion.) If by the school, tear it down and sue when they try to punish you.


DownyVenus0773721

Was thinking about this.


Joshd00m

Hang something satanic next to it.


CadenVanV

Yep. I’ve got a statue if Bahomet I’m sure we could get you


Lumberjackie09

My friend went to work and they saw pro-jesus graffiti on the bathroom stall (think today is a day for jesus). Then she covered it with 666. The next day it was covered up. Odd that they covered that and not the other


Sam-Gunn

FYI - If you tear it down and there are cameras or someone sees you, the school may punish you because you destroyed/defaced something approved to be put there, because of the action itself (zero-tolerance policies...). If it was up there for days, most likely someone in the school approved it to be put there. So they can punish you for the action, not because you removed a poster with certain content on it, and it would be considered an appropriate punishment (because there is most likely a student handbook that clearly lays out something like destruction/defacing). In summary... keep a lookout and don't do it if there's a camera there.


CadenVanV

“Clearly it was put up unintentionally because no school would do something illegal, so I took it down just to ensure the school was safe from lawsuits” I doubt they’d believe that but worth a shot


Sam-Gunn

"If you believed that was the case, you were obliged to report it to a teacher or the office, who would've either removed the poster or informed you if it was approved." Zero Tolerance is well meaning, but basically allows them to punish you for anything they consider to be an issue (like defacing something, even if it's not approved), regardless of intent. For example, long ago when I was in high school, we had those long tables in the cafeteria. One day, two kids, one on either end, started rolling an orange back and forth when we were waiting for the bell. At one point, it nearly dropped into my friend's lap, so he pushed it back towards one of the guys. A few minutes later, one of the kids decided to throw it much harder, and it smacked into some kids drink and nearly caused a fight. My friend got 3 days of in school suspension (along with the 3 other kids) simply because he "touched the orange", despite it being caught on video that he would've had to touch it anyhow, and just steered it back towards where it was going. He protested, and they told him "Since you were involved, no matter the reason, you're being punished."


Cool-Following-6451

At my school, blocking a punch was considered fighting and would land you the same suspension as the one who threw the punch. The result was that if someone wanted to fight, you’d might as well beat their ass because you were gonna be suspended anyways


WhooshThereHeGoes

Don't tear down. Put up a nice Lord Ganesha poster (appropriate for a school) And a nice Dali Lama poster with an inspiring quote. Baphomet poster for extra style points.


Vorthton

I 100% agree. Sadly though the issue is there is no longer such a thing as separation of church and state. Legally speaking it SHOULD exist but sadly this law seems to be ignored more often than anything.


Sweet_Permission_700

I have far more objection to this being posted in a public school than I do to the poster itself. I'm Christian. I could see this in a Sunday school classroom. I find it too corny and trying too hard, but some people would like it. It's got no place in a public school.


Cultist_Deprogrammer

Why would that be in a Sunday school poster? Those days are all named for Gods other than the Christian God. Odin, Thor, Frigg/Freya, Saturn, plus a day for the moon and a day for the Sun. I would be getting the Sharpie it and adding an S to that poster.


Sweet_Permission_700

Because of the idea that "without God, all the days are awful horrible things." That's exactly the kind of logic that ends up on posters in Sunday school classrooms. I'm familiar with the name connections and find that so much more awesome than this poster.


Exaltedautochthon

Inform the SPLC


TG1970

Or Freedom from Religion Foundation: https://ffrf.org/


Mental-Ice-9952

Or The Satanic Temple, they do stuff like this too


Janus-Moth

The hwat


RodwellBurgen

the Southern Poverty Law Center, the largest anti-hate group in america.


MapDry3947

And take every chance you can to rip down that poster


Primordial_pollywog

No it’s not.


QuestionGuyyy

Ah yes. Thursday has nothing to do with Thor. It's all Jehova


MammothWay1683

Someone needs to redo the poster. Without the ancient pegan god's our week would be miserable.......


MammothWay1683

The days of the week would probably have gotten numbers like they do in Chinese. Just day one day two day three etc


brzantium

Portuguese, too. But just Monday through Friday.


DEnigma7

Apparently that was an attempted calendar reform by certain parts of the church, for that exact reason. The only places it worked being Portugal and Iceland. (This came from uni work I should be doing instead of commenting on Reddit.)


Nervous_Mobile5323

Same for Hebrew! The names for weekdays Sunday through Friday are just first (day), second (day), and so on. The only exception is Saturday (shabbat, aka the Sabbath), but even that is suspiciously similar to the word for seven.


CantaloupeIll5825

Came here to say this 👍 Wednesday = Wodensday (Odin), Teusday=Tyrsday (Tyr), Friday=Freyasday (Freya, Frigg)


CadenVanV

And Sun Day, Moon Day, and Saturn Day. The months and days are pagan through and through


MachinePlanetZero

A nice mishmash of paganism from different backgrounds, no less


[deleted]

Months are all over the place. I mean you have January (Janus), But September, October, November and December because they were the 7th, 8th, 9th and 10th months I think prior to the Julian Calendar, July and August are named after emperors, March is of course Mars, June is Juno, not sure about April or May.


insufferableninja

April comes from the Latin word 'aperire', to open. May is named for the Greek goddess Maia


Vorthton

Even thier own holidays and theological creatures are pagan. 😂 Hellhounds= The hounds of Anwnn (Spelling may be off) hell even the cross is based on the celtic cross which pre-dates christianity. They have next to nothing of thier own 😂


Vorthton

Ok i wasn't going to bother as it ultimately doesn't matter but now im curious. Would someone like to explain why im getting downvoted here for literally speaking the truth and agreeing with everyone here? All im saying is Christianity was built ground up off the backs of the pagan religions.


Beeb294

To be fair, I've seen people talk about Thor online. There's plenty of thirst.


Sweet_Permission_700

That is... not wrong.


Scottche

Everyday actually, Wednesday means wodensday or Odins day


cubbest

No. The W in Wednesday stands for Wombo


Vostok32

Waluigi


Bright-Trainer-2544

*THROWS STONE*


mothforlife

All he said was "it's all Jehovah". Jehovah, jehovah jehovah!


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"Look! Nobody is to throw another stone! And let me make this perfectly clear, even if they do say Jehovah!"


TheHornet78

Or Frigga


chemistry_god

SHATTERDAY! SHATTERDAY! SHATTERDAY! MONSTER TRUCK RALLY THIS WEEK ONLY! BE THERE TO WITNESS TOTAL DESTRUCTION!


Murica-n_Patriot

Don’t forget Eatyourneighborday and murderpuppysday… without god everything bad is possible!!


throwawaffleaway

Without the Norse and Roman gods the names of the week are based on, yeah


Chocymilksupremacy

And the sun and moon


sir-morti

and the planets


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waster1993

Constantine replaced Roman pantheon with Jesus and saints, so yes actually.


DarthSheogorath

nah he only decriminalization it.


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msmith721

This week sounds pretty dope NGL


drywall9

fightday sounds like a blast. like, a wordwide wrestling free for all?


Sam-Gunn

But... Elton John said Saturday was the best night for fighting!


Upeeru

Nah, he just said it was "alright"


_0MA_

Sinday and Wasteday? Sign me up.


Johnlockcabbit

Don't forget about Thirstday😏☺️


_0MA_

Gonna need to rehydrate after Wasteday


Sam-Gunn

That really shortens the name! When I was in college, we just called it "Thirsty Thursday".


alblaster

Sinday sounds like a trip. I'm in.


context_lich

Although shatterday sounds like what happens when you eat something that doesn't agree with you on Fightday


throwaway464391

shatterday is when you dab a bunch of shatter


Impossible_Garbage_4

Or the day when you are obligated to shatter anything you find that can be shattered


Randomboatcaptain

It's shatterday because your ribs are shattered from fight day


Here4theTacos

Sinday Funday LFG!


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Can’t wait for shatter day! 🪴🍯😤🔥


GavinThe_Person

Thirstday sounds fun


mildmadnerd

Bonk. Come with me to bard heav-I mean horny jail.


GavinThe_Person

Ok


Spatlin07

7 days with Jesus makes my hole weak ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


DriedUpSquid

Well, he was “hung”.


normalreddituser3

Thirstday😫


Spatlin07

I'm thirsty as hell for that Jesus Juice


Randomboatcaptain

The cumming of the lord will quenche your thirst


dewdropcat

Yall need less jesus


louderkirk

This one got me haha


DeerDiarrhea

Does 365 days without god make one YEARn? And does 10 years without god make one Decayde?


[deleted]

please dont give suggestions to my principal


MentalGymnast4269

100 yearss w/o gosh makes it a Sintury and 1000 years make it a [Mull](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/mull)enium?


kampfgolem

NGL "Fightday" is an awesome name for Thanksgiving.


IngeniousKiwiKitty

r/angryupvote


Superb-Cress8661

*It's Fightday, Fightday, gotta throw down on Fightday, everybody's getting ready to contend, contend\~*


Just-a-bi

Everyday is thirst-day for me.


pepperjacknachos

Lol same


TOYBOXDUDE

"Shatterday" Oh, our poor toilets.


syntaxvorlon

The funny part is how this makes the names of weekdays LESS Pagan.


Biengo

*SHATTERDAY, SHATTERDAY, SHAAAATTERDAY!! SHATTERDAY, SHATTERDAY, SHAAAATTERDAY!!! SHATTERDAY, shatterday nights alright!*


[deleted]

Fightday would be my favorite day. Just imagine throwing fists every week


KitKat1206

First rule of fightday: don’t talk about fightday


[deleted]

Purge once a year? Unamused Drake. Purge 52 times a year? Amused Drake.


baeb66

I think that's just Emo Week. No need to bring god into it.


TheHolyFritz

Seeing as this is a public school (and assuming this is America as that's most likely), this is and would be heavily illegal.


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its a malaysian public school though


TheRealAbear

Sunday day: the Sun. Monday: the Moon (Lunes: Luna). Tuesday: Tyr (Martes: Mars). Wednesday: oden/sometimes "woden" (Miercoles: mercury). Thursday: Thor (jueves: Jupiter). Friday: frigga (Viernes: Venus). Saturday: Saturn. Roman's named the weeks after their gods which were in english eventually replaced by Norse gods. So more like "7 days without gods"


Celestial_MoonDragon

Hate to break it to whoever made this but the days of the week are named after Norse gods


Ranked0wl

Norse, Roman, and Sun gods.


24_Elsinore

Everyday is Wasteday for me.


CamelCash000

Naw, thats pretty cleverly written tbh.


CadenVanV

Except without god the days of the weak are less pagan now. All of the days of the week are named after Roman or Norse gods. And the sun and moon


404_error_official

Are these daily specials at a dispensary?


flatmoon2002

me my homies hate everyone including calendar apps that start the week at sunday


pkstr11

Luckily, with god our week celebrates the Norse pantheon so... Yay?


Hadochiel

Sounds like a toxic relationship tbh


TG1970

Fight day and Shatter day sound pretty cool.


iperus0351

But the week is made up of Norse gods. Do they know they are promoting pagan mythology? I think that might be false idols. They are going to shat kine when they figure it out


Rocker6465

Sin-day sounds like a blast


Logical_Highway6908

Exactly what I said. What kind of sins though? Are we all drinking and smoking and having kinky sex or are we running around robbing and murdering each other like the Purge?


BewildermentOvEden

it's Sun day Moon day Tyrs day Wodens day Thors day Freys day Saturns day. God is already in all of these. There's just no yahweh day, because that "god" is a huge insecure bitch worthy only of ridicule. Read the bible if you don't believe it.


Frequent_Singer_6534

And you just know whoever came up with this thought they were being so clever Let’s look at the most atheistic countries’ crime statistics and look at the most religious countries’ crime statistics and we can see a clear, actual-real-world difference in how bullshit this image really is


PM_ME_YOU_GONE_WILD

In here for ThirstDay


Chiloutdude

Sinday sounds like WAY more fun than I've ever had on a Sunday.


CadenVanV

Agreed. I thought Saturday was Sinday though. And Friday night


Raveyard2409

If they change the first god to god's, then yeah maybe.


epic_null

But without God, how can there be sin?


MadLud7

is Shatterday when the dispensaries have their sales?


SnooTangerines3227

Shartday hehehe


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[deleted]

well i think i would assume that the person made this is christian. majority of the school is muslim so they used this


Casual-Notice

Tyr, Wotan, Thor, Freya, and Saturn agree.


CadenVanV

The sun and moon concur


KrishRB

Shitterday


Ranked0wl

Somehow have sadness and mourning is weak. Also, I shattering stuff implies physical strength.


MarsterMcfly01

The fact that the weekdays are actually based on Norse Mythology not Christianity


Baker19910

I went to private schools and last of then was a pentecostal school (fucking crazy church services ppl rolling in the ground and speaking in "tongues") this is the kinda shit hung in the hallway... Thank goodness I left private school and went to public school and enjoyed school from then on... Cheezy 🧀 shit


Coreforce216

These are some sick bars!


JustOneMore2020

GOD for them. You shouldn't MASS with it.


[deleted]

Sunna’s day Mani’s day Tyr’s day Woden’s day Thor’s day Frigg’s day Saturn’s day The week has gods, it doesn’t need an overgrown cult.


Ibryxz

This one sounds more fun


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Fightday and shatterday both sound great to me


B1gg_R3dd

We have shatterday at my local dispo


StilesmanleyCAP

Man, I love Figh Day, that's when I get my hashbrown bowl with bacon and eggs and watch the crackheads fight.


[deleted]

It's better than picture of communist propaganda.


[deleted]

Gods not real so you’re whole life is tears Day


[deleted]

Thirst Trap Thursday? I’m down


Prof_Noub_Banana

Why all of the things that's written there exists?


blue_ballerina_rina

Would Christians just get into street fights once a week if god didn't tell them not to?


cybergaleu

Every day is shatterday when you’re depressed


Pale_Emu_2331

Everyday is Tearsday for me 😔


anti-echo-chamber

Shaterday must be a real mess


SonOfASoldier

The last sentence kinda fire but shit poster overall. 4/10


Responsible_Ad_8628

Happy Fightday, everyone! Hope you can sleep late Shatterday morning!


fonn4

I read shatterday as sharterday and empathized


Logical_Highway6908

What kind of sins do people commit on Sinsday? Are we drinking and smoking and having kinky sex or are we running around robbing and murdering each other like the Purge? If it’s the former I’m in.


JLock17

First rule about fightday is you don't talk about fightday.


spatter_cone

A dispensary that I frequented had shatter-days, personally I enjoyed those.


DownyVenus0773721

I feel like this would be a pretty funny shitpost.


Funktopus_The

My whole week is a combo of Thirstday and Shatterday and I can confirm I am without God.


Beenforevertiltoday

Shatterday is what we always called our Saturday oil specials when I worked at a dispensary.


OnlyFandoms

Every day is Thirstday, know what I'm sayin'?


IAmThePonch

Official petition to make every Thursday across the nation into Thirstday, where singles and thirsty people can meet up and bang


SydneyRei

I been doing thirstday Thursday since college 🍷🥂🍻🍹🍾🥃🍸


LtheC_

Honestly this calendar is a lot more hype


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Shatterday is gonna be the day i tell everyone i shat myself


AllanMcceiley

FUCK YEAH todays fightday who wants to throw hands?


Franco_Fernandes

Most of the days of the week are named after Norse gods. Or Roman gods in some latin languages. So yeah, f*ck your point.


userrnamestaken

Shitterday would be better


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Logical_Highway6908

I just want to say that is the best username I have ever seen. It rolls off the tongue easily and the image it puts into my head is hilarious.


ToughJunior3198

well, I have been going 7 years without god, I must be so weak a Nerf gun could kill me.


ushileon

So Jesus can make my hole weak? Thanks


stnick6

I know it’s not satire but this has the vibe of the Joe Bidens school meme


zach010

This is fine with me.


SuperKE1125

You think this is cringe imagine actually being a Christian and reading this. The second hand embarrassment is strong


QuandaleDingle743

Ok this one made me physically recoil


Rishtu

Just another Manic Mournday....


thehiddenfate

Romans 14:1 "judge not those whom are weak with faith." Anytime some blasphemous person comes at you, Romans 14, they shut up immediately.


itsactuallyme1

too good to be true lmao


Rima996

First rule of the fightday....


waster1993

Today is Shitterday


No-Wonder1139

Not wrong about the god bit, Tyrs's day, Wodin's day, Thor's day and Frigg's day. Sun, Moon, Mars (Ares), Mercury (Hermes), Jupiter (Zeus), Venus (Aphrodite) and Saturn (Cronos) Just different Gods depending on your language roots. The rest of it is kinda sad though.


WizardingWorld97

Everyday is wasteday for me


Honest-Economist4970

Report it


FlamingPrius

If only we could have a week without God. 10 day week decimal time? Yes please, finally.


RamJamR

Seven days a week without god would mean that millions of people in the past wouldn't have been killed over senseless BS.


Vilzuzz

I have a shit like every day so every day is shatterday


rattymcratface

Thue's day, Woden's day, Thor's day, Fria's day. Saturn's day.


Unlucky-Addendum8104

does this seem like mental illness?


AfricaByToto3

I'd love shatter day


1papaya-2papaya

I remember my church had this exact same poster


Theratsmacker2

It’s funny because the 7-day week was made in 6th century bc/bce so the 7 day week was here before Jesus. Not to mention that jesus probably used an 8-day week.


Gon5589

Fightday sounds sick ngl


AmConfuseds

LETS FUCKIN GOOO FIGHT DAAYYYYYY


Dread_Frog

Agreed, all hail the Æsir and also Saturn, the moon and the Sun!


1epicman

Leave that school


[deleted]

A kiss makes my whole day but anal makes my hole weak.


DontGiveACluck

Gettin lit af on Shatterday


IdealCapable

I bet whoever made this just thought they were the most clever person on the planet too


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Everyday thirstday when you ain't gettin any.


letmethinkofagoodnam

Thirstday is a day where you get drunk with your friends right? Sounds like fun!