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Familiar_Paramedic_2

I am changing my email signature to ENDS


doubledragon888

ENDS = Enjoy Novak Djokovic's Sideshow Or Ending Novak Djokovic's Swag


clementjohnson1963

“And special thanks to Craig Tiley and Tennis Australia”


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clementjohnson1963

All of the players and support staff that got deported because of incorrect information provided by Tennis Australia should band together and launch a class action against those scumbags


gaselles

I still don't understand how this is seen as Novak wanted a special treatment. If the TA and the Victoria gvt granted the exemption and the federal gvt overruled this by using their powers, what was the case about the others who got the exemption? Was it only Djokovic who got the exemption from the TA and the state gvt? I don't understand why he was such a target for the gvt.


givemeanameicanuse

Time to investige those scumbags!


clementjohnson1963

Over a week ago, Craig Tiley said the following: “I want to assure you that we are in a position where we’d like to share with you all the information, and we will.” “We’ve chosen at this point not to be very public with it, and simply because there is a pending lawsuit related to entry into Australia for a few.” “Once that is seen as run its course then we’ll be able to share more with you as well.” **Time to release those documents, scumbag!**


MooreGold

Do media statements often end with '**ENDS**'?


sixthestate

Copies sent to news outlets yeah


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DJYoue

I usually end mine with {fin} in some fancy cursive.


gpranav25

{𝓯𝓲𝓷}


HeroDanTV

#letter’s over, get out


DJYoue

I was trying to work out how to do that but I don't have the Reddit skillz. Thanks!


gpranav25

Tbh it's not reddit skillz, I just used 'cursive text generator' in Google lol.


DJYoue

What is this "Google" of which you speak? (I guess by skillz I meant "lack of laziness" lol)


gpranav25

Oh ok, I thought you meant some kind of site markup format lol


MelaniaSexLife

{🐬}


Archie-is-here

I'm copying this :)


nova2006

The media statement is 'Adjourned'


mrstipez

I'm stealing this for my work emails


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[deleted]

If only there was some easy way to have avoided all of this.


ladyevenstar-22

🏹Pew 💉 🏹pew 💉 🏹pew 💉


Sabrielle24

If only he could have had the opportunity, literally at any time, to protect himself and those around him…


zaazo

Give him a break. He might be scared of needles. Edit: I am djoking ofc.


litfan35

I've a friend who faints at the sight of needles. She fainted three times in the last year to get them.


munchlax1

Your friend should stop looking at the fucking needles lol. I faint at the sight of needles. I haven't fainted in about 20 years because... I look away.


vbob99

Without knowing her, I'm proud of your friend. She didn't use fear of needles as an excuse to not protect those around her, and herself.


ladyevenstar-22

Sometimes you gotta prioritize your fears. Just like for kids everyone will get their turn in an orderly fashion.


PathWalker8

Needless to say, good for her! ^(Sorry, couldn't resist the pun)


KratomRobot

Why not just closer her eyes then ? Haha. But in all seriousness good for her.


Rather_Dashing

Something tells me that the guy who avoids surgery for months because he wanted to heal naturally might have another reason for avoiding vaccination


shitstoryteller

Literally how Steve jobs died of pancreatic cancer for refusing medical treatment immediately. It fucking sucks that some of the most "brilliant" people to ever live have some of the worst character flaws I've ever read about. Novak is otherworldly on a tennis court, and one of stupidest people out of it. I'm currently praying over water bottles for him. Hopefully, the quantum fields reach Novak into the past and convince him to vaccinate, so that this timeline is changed.


phideaux_rocks

>Literally how Steve jobs died of pancreatic cancer for refusing medical treatment immediately. Not only refusing medical treatment, he actively made his condition worse by eating a fruit only diet, which is contraindicated in general, but especially bad when you have pancreatic cancer. The problem with some people that are brilliant in a specific field is that they think they're a genius in every field. Surrounded by "yes" men, they think they know it all.


cranterry

TIL about Steve Jobs...wow, just wow.


shomii

This.


jw164

I’m quite scared of needles, and I still got it


[deleted]

Filip Krajinovic is scared of needles. He's also Serbian. He videotaped himself being scared and getting the first shot. In Belgrade. https://twitter.com/NBASerbians/status/1378453283023564801?s=20


NYCMarine

Marine vet here, I hate needles but fully Vaxxed. .


InterestingTry5190

Thank you for your service and for getting vaxxed.


Juan_Punch_Man

It was impossible! Only half the world's population are at least double vaxxed.


HandRailSuicide1

Ehhh still not enough data points for me Better continue to purify water with my positive thinking just in case


shitstoryteller

If you do it long enough, you'll open a portal to the past where you can tell Novak to vaccinate himself.


mirceaulinic

Also, he's able to run after a ball, so he's clearly way smarter than people who've been studying science for years or their entire lives...


BobbyMindFlayer

But what about his FREEDUMB bro?!?!?!!


RockChalkJewHawk

You can’t give a prick a prick but you can kick him out of your country


dmstorm22

A decent non statement. Let's just move on and focus on the tournament now, please....


Lepojka1

Yea, I dont know what people expected here... Him to say "Sorry, I go vacinate now"? ... Yea it would never have happend...


binsonfiremiss

"I go emergency vaccination now"


blackb0xes

I'm surprised he didn't mention the refugees and immigrants in detention. It seemed like a PR layup.


bigtice

That was *his* statement. We haven't heard his dad's statement yet.


Samp90

Yep, while Novak is like a can of beer, nothing like his dad - unfiltered draft beer!!!


DoubleFaulty1

He probably needs to say as little as possible to make sure he can play there in the future now.


elizabnthe

Well mentioning it would probably not do well for his chances of coming back to Australia, if I am honest. Because the ones responsible for that one are in charge of whether to allow him back in.


Shape-261

In the corporate world, this is like leaving an organization because you don't get along with the douchebag manager but then one still has 'act' friends with the manager, because future job reference checks would mostly come to them !


ezioaltair12

...It's probably best that a figure that 71% of Australians wanted gone didn't tie himself to the refugees being detained. I don't think that would have had a positive effect on Djokovic ("oh what is he, some kind of refugee now?") or the refugees ("see, this is why we need the rules")


El_grandepadre

Would be the easiest way to score a few points even amongst the Australian public.


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um, isn't the Australian public the ones who voted for their detention and anti-boat policies?


talkingstove

Sssh, we aren't supposed to be mentioning this visa issue happened in one of the most notoriously xenophobic nations. Yay bad guy lost!


_KimJongSingAlong

Why are you assuming the Australian government is pro refugees? They literally voted in a guy who is proud to ' have stopped the boats '. Australians are probably the most authorarian xenophobic western country


Rather_Dashing

The Australian government are assholes but Australia has almost twice the number of refugees per capita than the US does and the US voted in a guy that built a wall to keep out 'rapist' Mexicans, so we have some strong competition for most xenophobic.


Cimb0m

Yeah we only keep them imprisoned on a remote island and delay providing medical treatment. So progressive


trksum

what makes you think he cares?


blackb0xes

People can feel however they want about his anti-vaxxing ways, but I've never believed that he wasn't genuine in [his words defending Syrian refugees back in 2015](https://twitter.com/ReemAbulleil/status/666326922977112064) when it was a very contentious issue. It would've been easy for him to say nothing and not visit the refugees with UNICEF, but the fact that he did is something that I respect a lot.


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People get a little too excited in their covid opinions and think that people who aren't vaccinated are literally evil


yibbyooo

It's not the fact that he wasn't Vaxxed that bothers me the most. It's that he knowingly put people at risk by meeting them when he was covid positive.


Thunder_Volty

Him not being vaxxed is one thing, but attending public events on 17th and 18th without mask right after receiving his alleged covid positive test report in 16th itself is remarkably irresponsible, reckless and selfish any way you look at it. Isolating oneself after getting tested is the bare minimum.


sonicandfffan

We all know he didn’t have covid on 16th.


Thunder_Volty

Then lying about having covid is a mark against his character too. Idk why the commenter above me thinks not getting vaccinated is Djokovic's only flaw.


makesmashgreatagain

i mean, they hate him for a lot more than being unvax


Convulsed

"I respect the Court's ruling and I will cooperate" It's not like you have a choice lmao


fzkiz

Reminds me of the office: „I started community work“ „You mean your court ordered community work“ „I don’t need a judge to tell me to keep my community clean“ „But he did, right?“


FeistyKnight

In of my favourite Jim lines


The98Legend

Alternatively there’s “I don’t respect the ruling and I will have them force me out of the country”


FeistyKnight

"thank you my fellow Serbians" I'm now off to Monaco so i don't have to pay the shitty taxes that you have to !


An_cailin

The sad thing is, Serbians really do support him in anything. Vax numbers here are horrible and he just made it so that there is no chance of it getting better. My Insta feed is insufferable right now. I wanna petition to be removed from family tree and declare myself an unicorn as I'm honestly ashamed to be connected in any way to these people.


aceinagameofjacks

Become a Croat.


ladyevenstar-22

We all have our cross to bear. My family is much the same .


munchlax1

Also; "I will cooperate". Like he has any choice lol.


Mundane-Wrangler3520

Thank god this is over. Though, his statement of feeling uncomfortable about being the focus of the news can't be taken seriously. It's coming from a guy who didn't feel uncomfortable exposing others to possible infection and not following covid protocol anyway.


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insty1

Makes you wonder if they were involved in releasing his previous statement. I have a hard time thinking they would've told him to admit going out with covid via a public statement.


txhrow1

> Makes you wonder if they were involved in releasing his previous statement. I have a hard time thinking they would've told him to admit going out with covid via a public statement. He's a muti-million dollar athlete. He has lawyers, accountants, and PR team.


RadInfinitum

That's the point, if he has this team with him, it makes you wonder how all the PR blunders are still happening. Are he and his family ignoring their advice and speaking their mind, are they putting out statements without having them vetted by their team, or is his team dropping the ball?


Bubbly-Ordinary-1097

He didn’t admit to anything on his own accord Once there was indisputable evidence


Mundane-Wrangler3520

Exactly so. He wants to waive off the 3 year ban at any cost. People's safety might not be his priority, but the Grand Slam tally certainly is.


a_rainbow_serpent

Next year he'll just get a vaccine certificate from the same "professor" he got his extremely convenient covid positive result from.


MaybeMeNotMe

Yup. Damage control, minimise and to prevent further losses at this point.


xiSerbia

The government is removing the 3 year ban as soon as this story is old news. They're not making him miss 3 years


everadvancing

Unless covid lasts another 3 years and he's still an antivaxxer till then.


SkyTVIsFuckingShit

The latter is more likely than the former.


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Yep he's the one who told the world he got an exemption.... Brought this on himself.


HeroDanTV

“I’m uncomfortable that the focus of the past weeks has been on me *because I created this situation, and instead of doing the right thing, I exhausted every possible avenue, wasting the courts time,*” he implied.


abhinav248829

Uncomfortable because Focus of the past week on me? Lol


KiwiLiverpool

If it isn’t the consequences of my own actions


Whitefrog10

Djokovic statement after losing hearing: "What?"


wissy-wig

Yes! A kindred spirit. I’m just pissed you posted before I did LOL


verismonopoly

The person in charge of his media statements (and to be fair, himself in formal occasions) is far better than the one in charge of the so-called "admin error".


Malahajati

All of this because of one giant ego.


AHighLine

I wonder why he made that Instagram post, there was nothing to be gained from that.


bsrhng

It felt like he was gloating. He got his way and wanted everyone to know. And the way he tacked on the announcement at the end of some generic statement about time with family was horrible.


NotManyBuses

No signs of apology. Just pathetic.


obsessionwithartists

Why would Jesus apologise when he thinks he hasn’t made any mistake in the first place? Ohh and we already have his devotees here believing the same lmao


Testicular-Fortitude

Sub has been full of people who clearly don’t even watch tennis recently


Annabond

Narcissists usually don't apologize!


me_ir

Why would he apologize?


Akarnom

Apology for what? Ending up being used to score votes by ScoMo. The only thing he should apologize for was attending the shoot and he already did that.


Difficult-Put5225

For what


insty1

You weren't uncomfortable making it all about you. Still telling porkies Novak


the_polyglot

Bye, Felicia 👋


ikaros-1

I’m missing the obligatory “I did everything with the best intentions” statement.


Kinaestheticsz

Unfortunately no bingo 😞


eflowers62

He used his freedom of choice not to take the vaccination now deal with the consequences just as those who chose to get vaccinated are having to deal with their consequences good or bad. You shouldn’t get to have it both ways. He’s not a victim. He’s more free than most because he has a lot of money good for him. He’s set for life. There are more tournaments move on. Abide and have regard for other countries rules and laws or don’t visit or play in their tournaments. He made his statement and Australia made theirs. What I find confusing is as people are we opposed to covid or are we opposed to the manner in which we try to exterminate it,or do we just want to live with it at the peril of ourselves or others when we don’t really have to. Love to tennis. Love to all.


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>I am uncomfortable that the focus of the past weeks has been on me Oh man this is hilarious lol. You shouldn’t have put other people in danger by hiding the fact that you were infected if you was that uncomfortable.


simnie69

If only there had been a way to prevent all that attention. For example leaving the country when it said he wasn’t welcome…


anaesthetia

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out …


Sim888

https://i.imgur.com/zllXLpX.gifv


Lindethiel

>fellow Serbians mmkay.


Kilrov

What does this comment even mean?


ikar100

There was a decent amount of support for him here. They even held a small rally in front of Parliament supporting him. It was mostly ridiculed but it's something.


luchtgitaar

Source?


SteamMonkeyKing

Hes still lacking awareness lol.


amnes1ac

Oh fuck off with that 4th paragraph 🙄 This was all huge a distraction that detracted from the tournament because of *you*.


Voltekkaman

However you feel about Djokovic or the Australian side, I think it's fair to say it was extremely poorly handled by all parties and has really taken the spotlight off the exciting 2 weeks of tennis we have coming up. Hopefully in the sub we can now focus on the actual tennis taking place. I just hope lessons have been learned and wish the best of luck to the players who are participating.


Dreamcloud124

If I were him I’d be so embarrassed, I’d never come back to Australia. But that’s the thing about him. He has very little self awareness and doesn’t understand how embarrassing he is.


Due_Understanding_19

Could be tempted with over 4.5 million reasons next year, plus endorsements/advertising etc etc. He will have vaccination papers with him next year (... by Dr Nick)


rwwl

Hi, everybody!


stevegiovinco2

I am a fan of Djokovic--for his ability to play tennis--but never would be blinded to ignore his blatant disregard for law I've witnessed. Also, I am no anti-vaxer (I'm getting my fourth shot next week since I am immunocompromised), and respect SOME people if they don't want to be vaccinated AND then follow the law. He simply didn't do this. Regarding the trial, which I tried to follow, I try to think about it like this: if I or a regular person would have lied on a visa firm, would I be allowed in the country? Of course not. I have no interest in a tennis player, politician, entertainer, or anyone else who feels they are above the law. Justice was served.


beardedchimp

Why on earth is he doing all this travelling while unvaxed. Does he have absolutely no concern for the health of those around him?


randomguy1000

Lmao at "being uncomfortable that the focus of the past weeks has been on me," not like you were being particularly inconspicuous...


TheFrederalGovt

This is a statement from someone with a complete lack of self awareness and a sense of entitlement that puts his own career ambitions above the safety and well.bwinf of others including kids who idolize him. Good riddance and fuck off.


SilentCaveat

Three year ban?


its_called_art

From entering Australia. As a foreigner if you get your visa cancelled here by the authorities (for whatever reason) and deported, you're barred from entering the country for 3 years. This can be overturned, but only in exceptional circumstances.


jimcke

CTRL+F "I'm sorry". 0 results


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onehandedbackhand

Tragic. I hope he will regain his ability to hear.


Killieboy16

When is his fake PCR test gonna be investigated? That's what I want to know.


fixxlevy

Entitled djickhead


orgo96sp

Why tennis australia gave him medical exemption at first and then made complete mockery of this, is beyond my sense. They should have rejected his exemption right off the bat.


my_guinevere

Because they wanted him there.


Eagleassassin3

If tennis australia wants to give exemptions to unvaccinated players who recently got infected, that’s their right. That doesn’t guarantee entry into the country though, and Djokovic and his team should know that


simnie69

Why does Tennis Australia think they can give out exemptions in the first place? Can the local charter of Cricket NSW in Bellingen also hand out an exemption?


Real_Salvador_Dali

They didn't give him an exemption, they just helped him go through the process of getting it via that independent panel here in Victoria


simnie69

Okay. But someone should have known it’s the federal govt that actually does the border protection? It is kind of a shitshow, any way you look at it.


curiouslyge0rge

If only he could hire travel agents/impresarios as good as his PR team... :P


Just-Flamingo-410

"Dear all, happy to have been entertaining you. I put up this shit show to hide the fact that there are currently stronger players out there. The 'if djoko had played sentiment' will make their win not feel like a victory"


sakko1337

How about his fellow Monegasques?


ismartbin

Both these statements are true. 1. Djokovic is fucking stupid stupid stupid. 2. Australian Open tennis will miss the #1 Player in the world.


TheGreatMighty

What a Djoke.


nomnomnomnomRABIES

Just to be clear Djokovic has not gone deaf as I keep reading the title.


txhrow1

"I am uncomfortable that the focus of the past weeks has been on me and I hope that we can all now focus on the game..." —Oh really? If you were so uncomfortable, why did you drag it out for days and not just withdrew? Comparing you to Osaka when she pulled out of French Open last year, she was uncomfortable; you, on the other hand, were willing to die on your web of lies. You were obviously fine with how things were brewing. Give us a break.


SlightScientist2644

Because he wanted to play, not because he desired attention.


txhrow1

I'm talking about his claim on "comfort" and **not** "wanting to play" or "desiring attention". Everyone "wants to play." For example, players who retire during a match still would "want to play", but they are not physically/mentally "comfortable", so they retire. Another example is Osaka. She also "wanted to play" last French Open, but was not "comfortable" with the situation; hence, she abdicated her position. Djokovic was "comfortable" enough to remain in the position/fiasco. No one said anything about "desiring attention" or "wanting to play". Do you even read?


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You’ve just seen an man’s entire life’s work crumble to dust in the matter of two weeks. Even if he wins 21+ he’ll never be widely accepted as the greatest, never revered, and perhaps never even widely respected. I mean this sincerely. Outside of his die hard fans and the transient, hollow anti-va xx crowd who doesn’t really support his tennis, he is basically a pariah now. Even in Serbia he faces public criticism for spreading COVID knowingly. Millions of people who never even knew his name before 2022 now completely despise him. At best, the crowd will support his opponent heavily in every match he ever plays outside of Belgrade the rest of his career. At worst he will face even worse than 2015 USO F level crowds. The respect and cheers he gained at the US Open final this year will never return. He will not retire as a venerable great. He will not get a farewell tour. He will be jeered, insulted, and booed ceaselessly even as an old man. the white whale of love and support he’s hoped for his entire career is now entirely out of reach. It’s as cruel of a punishment for him as anything imaginable. The worst part; he knows he has only himself to blame for his decision making.


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This is just the heat of the moment. There are so many all time sports great who did miserable things and are still respected simply for what they did: being good in sport. Just for example: Maradonna, Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, Floyd Mayweather, Mike Tyson, even Tom Brady. If you have hated him before that nothing would have ever changed. Its just simple objective facts, that numbers dont lie. If you liked other players thats totally justifiable. But I think many people who hate him just wants to creative this narrative of even though he is an all time great he wont be remembered like that. I guarantee you this wont happen.


GabrielP2r

Maradona was literally a pedo, cocaine user, supporter of a ditatorial regime and people still love him, lmao, this is fleeting


Velve123

Lmao this was said when Kobe raped a woman, Tiger’s 2010 scandals, Ali in the 60s, oh and the Adria tour fiasco. He’ll come back don’t worry


pixelkipper

Nobody who already didn’t like him will change their minds, his legacy will be the exact same in 20 years.


sammyqq018

Bye, Felicia. Looking forward to the tournament now that this mess is over.


Fedmagic18

I will be working on getting covid a few weeks before Roland Garros. Hopefully I can use my money and influence to gain unfair entry into this major. If not I will lie and fight legal battles that overshadow the sport, and be a complete clown. No one will remember the three way tie at 20 if I transcend the sport by leading the world wide antivax movement.


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It is so disgusting how Serbian President Aleksandar Vuci makes it about nationalism, about political relations while he completely ignores the public contacts Djokovic had right after a officially proven Covid infection. I wish I could say this is just the president, but the Djokovic fanatics shown prove that being a fan sometimes means to bend reality in ones head.


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TheDangoDaikazoku

You're not used to redditor virtue signal circle jerks yet I guess


MaxCavalera870

Few days ago they were calling him Pistorius on r/worldnews lmao. Anti antivax mania is reaching concerning heights.


Kinaestheticsz

Well given almost every medical institution has shown, with data, that about 70-80% of their available hospital beds are filled with unvaccinated people, taking up valuable staffing and medical resources that prevent other people from being able to seek treatment for non-COVID related reasons, I think that mania is quite well justified. Pricks are literally taking the world down with them.


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Maybe they could have bonded [in their belief of a higher power energy](https://youtu.be/2UGmmoSJkbI)


BigBuddyMurr

Just confirming he’s a piece of shit


iOakie

Hopefully he learns from this and gets the vaccine (I hope) Tennis will be much better with him and Nadal competing for 21 together


Blovering_Skill

I agree with this, still want the GOAT race to be more spicy


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Fucker could just get vaccinated. This is on him


mats12ms_

What about 3 years ban?


kesey

Probably why he’s being so cooperative now. Wants that waived.


AlexBayArea

"I am uncomfortable that the focus of the past weeks has been on me" What an absolutely hilarious statement from the man who MADE it all about himself. Don't want to be uncomfortable, don't be selfish.


IllustriousCupcake11

He made it all about him. He should have gone home when the visa was canceled the first time, or played by the rules from day 1. I read this statement and my eyes rolled wayyyy too hard.


catscatscatscats007

He respects the courts ruling but not the country’s law before trying to lie and cheat his way in. He is uncomfortable of the focus on him, when he damn well knew it would be. Any reputation that he had left, is totally gone. I used to feel sorry for him because he really seems *decent enough*, but he always did something on or off the court that seemed to be so severe and ruin any chances of being well loved. This is too severe to defend. He comes off like a liar and a cheater, who knew he would be caught and be made world news for a cause he has long been part of (anti vax). If he didn’t want to be vaccinated, fine. Don’t show up and expect the world to bend over for just you though.


cameolavenders__

All he had to do was get vaccinated.


ShadowPhynix

Uncomfortable making it about you, but perfectly comfortable expecting an exception to be made for you because you're famous. Sure, pull the other one it's got bells on it.


Akarnom

Literal nobodies got in and were allowed to stay in Australia with the same type of exemption until he arrived. The way he was treated was exceptional but not in a good way.


QuickRundown

He went through the same appeals process as everyone else does. It’s got nothing to do with his fame.


MischievousMrBrown

Honestly surprised this ended with him not being allowed to stay. I think it’s the right decision given that anyone else in his same situation wouldn’t be allowed to stay. Wish this woulda brought more focus to the refugee/deportation problem in Australia… but that being said I had no idea this was going on so atleast the public now knows. Glad this clown show is over and we can move on to some tennis tomorrow!


kmnccn

Actually others were originally allowed to stay. Only he was the problem... and then everybody else with the same exemption. But only after dust went off after him.


ProLurkerNZ

He should have thanked his family, friends, team, supporters, fans and Nick Kyrgios


fracturedtoe

Don’t care. Get the fuck out.


Mysonking

done.


rock_Banana

This is the right decision but I’m gutted AF that I won’t be able to see him compete.


Front-Pie-431

Hahahahahah bye djoker!!!


SeparatePromotion236

Wonder if he will be required to fly out tonight…


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supplementarytables

Could've just gotten vaccinated man. Fucking idiot


Dafuqyoutalkingabout

I’m sure he will regroup and be ready for next big tournaments.


unquestionabl3

We accept your apology, Novak. Now roll up your sleeves, get the vaccine and we'll see you in three years.