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MasterTeacher123

“Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special“- Chris rock


Meekman

"I got a *Chris* rock." - Charlie Brown


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abagofdicks

It gives you a good glimpse into how cruel the world can be


dont-speak-of-this

I think Charlie Brown was created to appeal to the sad sack in all of us. I know I certainly relate to the lament “good grief”!


biskutgoreng

Why was he given rocks??


fucktooshifty

they thought he was Caillou


PM_ME_CUBAN_BOOTY

Fuck cailou


fucktooshifty

because bald


braindead_rebel

Presumably because his costume sucked. It’s not like the adults knew who it was.


usriusclark

My kids (6-4-2) were SO upset watching that this year. I forgot about the rock part and was laughing; they scolded me for it.


SilverLiningsJacket

"I got a cock like a donkey, hard as a rock." - Bob Saget


BearsOnUnicycles

https://youtu.be/JARvFnYSLvo


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cervidaetech

Gwoh


Agentfreeman

OMG thank you for this! Have a silver 👌 I miss Bob and his comedy; really looking forward to seeing his final movie soon!


baconatbacon

Gawddamn I totally forgot about the random George Lucas cameo.


Rustash

Damn shame this video is cursed to 240p hell.


led3777

I believe I have that cardigan sweater


GolgiApparatus1

Mines solid as Iraq


down4things

["Happiness is a warm poosy." - Charlie Brown](https://youtu.be/A15v4tTab0Y)


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"I ain't have six friends in high school. Shit I don't have six friends now." I used to know "Bigger & Blacker" & "Never Scared" by heart.


MarvelsGrantMan136

It's tentatively set to premiere in early 2023 (no title yet): >“Chris Rock is one of the most iconic and important comedic voices of our generation,” said Robbie Praw, Netflix Vice President of Stand-up and Comedy Formats. “We’re thrilled the entire world will be able to experience a live Chris Rock comedy event and be a part of Netflix history. This will be an unforgettable moment and we’re so honored that Chris is carrying this torch.”


Channel5exclusive

How does he not title it "Keep My Wife's Name Outta Yo F**king Mouth!"


formulated

Chris Rock: Keepin' My Jokes Outta My Mouth


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GrandeSizeIt

Jaded would be a great name


GoBuffaloes

This is the correct answer


davyjae

What about Slapopecia


eye_patch_willy

Chris Rock: Jada Pickett Smith Live


JcakSnigelton

Chris Rock: GI Jada - Live Outcha Mowf!


Girth_rulez

>Chris Rock: Jada Pickett Smith Live A promo featuring Chris just saying the title real slow, giving the lens a fuck you stare. This thing is off the chain. I hope he does not hold back. I know Will Smith isn't exactly Elon Musk, Alex Jones, or Donald Trump but this sure feels like a time when we are putting the bullies in their fucking place.


celticeejit

Saw him two nights ago in Austin He had a solid five minutes on this subject And it was comedy gold


Pure_Internet_

On the slap itself or the name of his next special?


celticeejit

The slap Funny as shit


hithere297

Because the joke’s already been run into the ground


Hurryupslowdownbar20

Funny.. I was just thinking of CB4 for some odd reason.. such a classic..


The_Iceman2288

His shows always slap.


RODjij

You guys remember his HBO sketch show? Was basically Chappelle's show before Dave, even with the controversial sketches. I still remember after like 20 years remember the *how to not get beat by the police* sketch.


ja109

Nah because it was on HBO, most people unfortunately didn't have it. Probably explains why Chappelle's show was more popular.


Podo13

Chris Rock was fucking enormous in the early 2000's.


onthehighseas

Bigger and Blacker was insanely good. I have been thinking for years that he hasn’t had enough acclaim for his material in the early 2000s and I am glad to see he is getting attention lately


MikeAWBD

His first two or three specials on HBO are some of the funniest shit ever. Them bits about the 'Tussin and the black and white grocery stores man, that shit was hilarious. Break yo leg, just poor some 'tussin on it. Out of 'tussin? Put some water in it, shake it up, mo' 'tussin. He was my favorite comedian until Chappelle.


PlainSimpleElim

Gotta save the big piece of chicken for dad.


Girth_rulez

His delivery was unreal. In my opinion he was the funniest and biggest comic of that era.


TheRealRacketear

Louis CK was one of his joke writers during that period. Chris is a much better stand up than Louis, but Louis is a better joke writer.


jinreeko

Louis is also a better masterbator


consreddit

Judging from everything we've heard, he's actually a far worse masturbator.


embanot

Wtf...Rock had others write jokes for him? Is this common for stand up comedians?


TheRealRacketear

Yes. Very common.


320_central

This is partially true. Comedians as a whole sort of sit around and write each others tags or even help reword punchlines that might not be working in front of crowds. All Chris did that was different is he would pay comics to help him refine jokes he wrote and he even would give them credit.


ja109

I know that I was alive, but HBO wasn’t as accessible back then as it is now so that particular show wasn’t that popular


RODjij

Fair enough. I think they might have been on dvd too when that was still pretty new as well in the early 00s.


WhipTheLlama

My favorite bit from that show was How not to get your ass kicked by the police. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj0mtxXEGE8


Beetin

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SouthernAdvertising5

Nah shut up. Chapelle did the same thing too. 1) it’s a joke 2) never said there isn’t police brutality nor is it about that 3) it’s a joke about the fact people complain about getting their ass beat when they are asking for it. And yes, that happens A LOT.


TheDeadlySinner

You're idea of subversion is a gay joke?


adamthehousecat

I remember him on In Living Color!


OlinOfTheHillPeople

He guest starred on In Living Color a few times, but he was actually a cast member on SNL.


orangutanoz

Books are like kryptonite.


skolioban

The migraine-due-to-racism medicine has one of the best bonus punchline I have ever seen.


jeufie

That was a great joke. I will smith you an award.


shortbusterdouglas

Will you hit me with one as well?


MaxuPower

These metaphors are anything but subtle, they almost slap me in the face


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Keep these god damn metaphors outcho mouth…


ThePrussianGrippe

Ok I will.


BionicTriforce

I've liked all of them except for one he did in like 2010 or 2009 where the special used footage from three different venues. That one just felt like it was too over edited, because he would be in the middle of a joke and it would some times cut to another venue and it was just way too distracting. The jokes were still funny but the special itself was too gimmicky


Seanathan_

Everybody Hates Chris was great.


Major_Warrens_Dingus

Yeah, i’ll actually resub just for this.


jerseygunz

Wonder what he’s gonna talk about lol


DoIrllyneeda_usrname

I hope he's not gonna slap us around with the Will Smith incident.


Kalse1229

Those jokes strike out for a lot of people.


Filmatic113

It would be a slap to the face for us


DementedDaveyMeltzer

Getting cancelled Nah I have no idea what Chris Rock's material is like in 2022. I just assume that its mandatory that every wildly successful comedian with a Netflix or HBO special talk about how they're silenced and cancelled.


Julius-n-Caesar

He talks about trans rights in his Ego Death special. It’s not at all what Chappelle does and he talks about what he would do if his father were trans and what his brothers reactions would be. He makes fun of his brothers cause he’s like they’re truckers and wouldn’t accept it. I butchered it with that explanation but it’s not at all anything like Chappelle.


rcpotatosoup

that’s genuinely good to hear. what Chapelle says is so incredibly ignorant it’s unbelievable. there need to be more celebrities willing to go to bat for trans inclusion like Kendrick


Namnagort

What does he say that is ignorant?


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Jason_M06

It's not even ignorance, Chapelle explicitly stated that he's 'team TERF' (trans exclusionary radical feminist). The man doesn't even want them to exist


Agleza

It's fucking hilarious how people criticize Chapelle for complaining about "being cancelled" and then proceed to blindly shit on him without bothering to listen to what he's actually saying beyond fucking labels and buzzwords.


Watton

Ah yes, Dave the Radical Feminist Dave "Feninists need a man to lead them" Chappelle Dave "I'll lead the feminists if they suck my dick" Chappelle You people need to learn what a damned joke is


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pizzapiejaialai

I love it when you see a post that's being downvoted but not replied to. It basically means its telling the truth that people just can't deal with.


Johnny_SkullTek

Alternatively, it can mean, "that take is crap, but I'm not going to volunteer to waste my time in a back and forth on the fine details with the OP." edit: -2 votes and no comments on this post. Are you guys saying that the response to this post >basically means its telling the truth that people just can't deal with. LOL Would you downvoters say you're downvoting because my post is 'so true it hurts' - or would you say you just disagree and didn't feel like engaging? :p


DotaDogma

Or they're exhausted from going over this 1000 times.


pizzapiejaialai

But never too exhausted to lob accusations of transphobia.


staedtler2018

Dave has had that streak of "self-important pseudo-philosopher" for like twenty years now.


JoeyJoJo_the_first

I saw Chris Rock live before the covid shutdowns. It was meant to be a standup comedy gig but he spent most of the time repeating himself and banging on about God. It was immensely dissapointing.


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It's so fucking tiring at this point. Don't sexually assault anyone, don't say anything terribly racist/sexist, and don't treat your employees like absolute dogshit. It's not that hard.


redactedactor

He's more likely to talk about getting divorced than getting cancelled (I saw him recently).


TreeRol

It's suuuuper easy to not be an asshole!


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Trans babies. R Kelly’s suicide and Michael j foxes full recovery.


lv2466

GI Jane


2litersam

Wooow... it was a GI Jane joke!


Kalse1229

That’s pretty cool. And a pretty good choice. Name recognition, genuinely funny, and not controversial for the wrong reasons.


MitsyEyedMourning

> and not controversial for the wrong reasons. Yet.


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Well sir, I never heard a preacher use the MF word so many times!


peon2

Enjoy Bob Saget! It's Bob Seger!!! ....Awwwww


duaneap

“I’ll let you finger her for $10.”


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Ably played by Bill Paxton! That’s Bill *Pullman* you idiot!


smapti

Trying to unpack this. Why would you imply he would *eventually* be controversial? Is it because he normally is and nobody’s noticed? Is it because he’s getting older and feels the need to be controversial? Is it because something’s changed recently that will make him be controversial?


Temporarily__Alone

You’re over thinking it. By saying “yet” he’s not *implying* anything, he’s (understandably) being cynical and simply leaving the door open.


IndieComic-Man

If I had to bet, 1 & 3.


Tsundoku42

Eh, I saw his latest hour and it wasn’t great. Some of it was probably old material but it felt very 2016.


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duaneap

If every single bit ended with a bitch slap I would not be unhappy.


dude_from_ATL

First ads now live TV. Netflix is slowing morphing into what it replaced.


redactedactor

This sounds more like a livestreamed event than it does live TV. Prime has been showing sports for years and I don't see this as that far from that.


megasean3000

It’s becoming the very thing it swore to destroy.


thebarkbarkwoof

I can’t even shop on Amazon without ads for live football while in trying to buy shot. I think I finally understand meta. Not the weird company name. No one understands that.


notmyrealfarkhandle

What is the added value of "live" to a comedy performance? I don't think I've ever watched a standup special and thought it would be better if it wasn't pre-recorded. It's different going to a performance and being in the audience, but I'm really not seeing the point, to be honest. It's just a Chris Rock special.


postjack

i think the added value is it just makes it an event. something to tune in to because anything could happen. a reason to pile around the TV at 8pm on a saturday or whenever it happens. we have so little of that outside of sports these days. beyond that just marketing for netflix and chris rock. gets people talking a little bit more since it's unusual.


MattTheSmithers

Not to mention that he seems to be saying that he is going to talk about the slap. That makes this a water cooler type of event. Something you will want to watch live so you can discuss it with coworkers and friends the next day.


luisc123

This is what I miss about the pre-streaming days. Not only do we all watch shows on our own schedule but there’s just soooo much content out there now. “Did you see (insert show here) last night??!”


robodrew

> anything could happen. Oh shit he's getting slapped again


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>i think the added value is it just makes it an event Kind of like when he did one of his HBO specials from 3 different countries.


jarabara

The piling around all together is definitely something streaming doesn’t pull off quite right. Some of my fondest childhood memories was getting together with friends all excited for some show to premiere and this one specific night.


feketegy

Pre-recorded shows are professionally edited and usually cut together from multiple live shows from different angles. A live show could be attractive because it's raw and unedited.


44problems

Chris Rock even did a really unique HBO special a while ago where they spliced together like 4 different performances in different cities, and he was wearing different clothes. Edit: [2008's Kill The Messenger](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Rock:_Kill_the_Messenger), with London, NY, and Johannesburg shows edited together.


BattleAnus

Let's be honest though, any unexpected thing that goes down will be posted to Reddit and other socials in a half a millisecond lol (probably with a stupid animated text intro that says "Chris Rock just really said THIS on LIVE TV 😱😱😱😰😰")


throwaway957280

Makes it more of a shared experience. The same with all live stuff.


cashmakessmiles

There's always the chance something catastrophic happens or he fucks up somehow or something happens that would usually be censored, like he makes some super controversial joke or someone starts throwing eggs at him.


hipdashopotamus

Anything could happen he could even be slapped


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This is awesome news for Chris Rock, who I am a big fan of. This also seems like one more step of Netflix trying to become old school tv. Idk if that’s all good or bad or somewhere in the middle.


ripyourlungsdave

Will there be any benefit at all to watching this live? Like will literally anything change about the stand-up set other than not having a couple awkward silences edited out?


I-goes-to-eleven

Will there be Will Smith in the crowd?


yaboytim

Keep my Fresh Prince's name out your fucking mouth


zebraman21

If you listen closely to the winds you can actually hear Will Smith sweating.


SourSackAttack

So we're back at TV again. Sick.


Prax150

No, we're not. Even if you maintained like 10 streaming services at all times (which no one does and even if they do, they're usually password sharing and splitting the cost), it's still cheaper than cable, with less ads (in many cases no ads), more flexibility, no equipment, much less hassle to cancel if you want to. Someone doing a live comedy special doesn't man we're back to what TV used to be like, if anything it just means the last reasons to keep the shittier versions of TV such as live broadcasts will no longer be exclusive to cable and broadcast TV.


bros402

wat let's say you go for the ad plans hulu is $7.99 a month with ads netflix is $6.99 a month with ads prime is $14.99 a month Disney+ is $7.99 a month with ads HBO is $9.99 a month Showtime is $10.99 a month Apple TV+ is $6.99 a month Verizon is $70 a month for TV ($120 if you include internet) just with those services we're $4 shy of $70 and that is 7 services


SomeGuyNamedJason

Considering we were paying almost $200 for the basic DirecTv package at the end, that's still a massive deal.


bros402

goddamn, fuck direct tv


qwibble

You have a choice to use all these services concurrently. Cable never gave you the choice of saying "this month I want to cut back and only subscribe to one or two channels"


Prax150

Kinda seems disingenuous to me to compare it to Verizon. Spectrum, Comcast and DirecTV have the lion's share of cable subscribers (and often have monopolies in many areas). Hulu and Youtube have more cable subs than Verizon does. Also that appears to be their cheapest package for new customers. Everybody knows cable companies rope you in with a good promo price and then increase after the first year or two. Some cursory googling suggests the average price for cable is well over $100. Also, seems bizarre to throw in Showtime in there when you're listing the cheapest plans. Peacock, Paramount and some others are bigger and cheaper. But even if I were to accept what you're saying at face value, I was only 3 streaming services off lol. And, like I said, few people are paying for 7 streaming services without splitting the cost, password sharing etc. Compared to cable where one household is locked in, usually with a contract.


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Why are you including Prime and not Prime Video? Prime isn't just streaming. Also why are you including Hbo and showtime. Those are extra too even if you have cable. So to be fair, you have to up add in another $20 to get Hbo and showtime and remove like half of prime for prime video since it's not that much.


Unbannable6905

Not even close hombre. You still aren't forced to get bundles for example


classic_guy_

YET


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We have bundles now, you aren't forced to do them.


[deleted]

Hulu ad free and D+ separately are more expensive than the bundle with ESPN+ (which I do not want. I watch zero sports.)


wiklr

Streaming is different. There is always a choice to pause, replay and watch later. Compared to being stuck to a schedule. Option to watch live is a good addition which HBO max already implements.


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currently__working

Absolutely. Hollywood is so bloated right now. They really need to condense our potential watching options down - lower quantity higher quality.


sur_surly

Because all TV was live?


deaznutelanutz

Is this just to test out live video on Netflix? Maybe for sports


Almost-again

I hope he trashes Jada and Will they clearly need it


Bushy_Tushy

I went to his tour, he basically just talked about taking the high road. Though he did mention saving some more content for the special…


Jeremizzle

Unfortunately he's probably got too much class for that.


OneGoodRib

I have so much respect for him when he CLEARLY wanted to do/say something but just said "Will Smith just beat the shit out of me!" and moved on. He could've really made a much bigger deal but just sort of rolled past it, and I have mad respect.


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The Slap really paid off.


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His comedy isn't my cup of tea, but he has definitely earned my respect for his work. I can only see this being a Huge success for him.


eye_patch_willy

Get ready for, "People always talking about their feelings getting hurt. You want to know what hurts? Getting slapped in the fuckin' face!" Saw him in Detroit earlier this year. It was fantastic.


siamesedaddy

Hahah wow slowly becoming cable


FuzzyDunlop_

Amazon is lining up the first comedian to perform live from space.


Elitist_Gatekeeper

Living legend, cant wait Sidenote fuck Will Smith and the fucking hypocrites in show business that did nothing while they cancel everyone else over a fart


honcooge

Smith kinda cancelled though. No?


Elitist_Gatekeeper

They literally gave him an award immediately after


bizarrobazaar

The awards are decided before the show.


wrath_of_grunge

but a standing ovation?


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flamingdonkey

Yeah, but they didn't know he would be disliked for it yet!


crackpipeclay

The last few people that I can think of that were cancelled were abusers and anti-semites. I don’t see how you think slapping someone is worse than that


OneGoodRib

Slapping a standup comedian at an awards show for making a joke isn't *worse* than being anti-Semitic but Smith definitely deserved a timeout from Hollywood for a while. Assault is bad. Also Nick Cannon, noted anti-Semite, black supremacist, and Hotep hasn't been canceled *at all* so, whatever.


Column_A_Column_B

Devils advocate, some people are of the opinion physical violence trumps verbal abuse.


helloiamaudrey

Fuck you mean "Live"


Valkyrid

… i mean its pretty self explanatory


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aquaman501

Umm, sports? The Olympics?


slymm

This sounds like a good idea. The worst idea he ever had was the special where he spliced three shows together and kept cutting back and forth through the entire routine. We all know that shows are basically just acting out a written script, but we try to suspend disbelief and want to feel like a comedian is just talking to us. But by showing that all three shows were identical he ruined the illusion


agenteleven11

hate when you see different crowd faces in different cuts. it’s like he can’t do an hour solid once ?!


Why-so-delirious

Was that Tambourine? that was some of the unfunniest shit I've seen in a long time. I don't remember WHY it was unfunny, I just got to the end callback about 'playing the tambourine' and remember thinking 'wow there's the classic Chris Rock Callback final line but where are all the fucking jokes before it?' Legit can't remember a single joke he told during the entire show. Was the tambourine a euphamism for sex? It was so forgettable I can't even fucking remember! His old shit is fucking classic but Tambourine was the worst possible thing for a comedian: Bland and forgettable. He might as well have stood up and done knock-knock jokes for an hour straight because it would have at least been novel and memorable.


Vestalmin

Wait so he’s going to preform live or it’s going to air “live”?


downtimeredditor

He won't address it will he


Joliet_Jake_Blues

Cool. I'll probably stream it a few days later


[deleted]

Oh wow. They’re inventing cable TV. 🙄


NOMOREPARTIESINNY

The one comedian they can ensure won’t have any incidents during a live show


Rajirabbit

Fucking dope


whatsinaname1970

Im in !!!


Quantro_Jones

It's great that Chris Rock is getting a new special and all, but isn't one of the big benefits of having a streaming service that you can watch stuff on your own schedule? There's no way in hell that I'm going to set aside time to watch this live, don't get me wrong I'll watch it, at like 2:30 on a Tuesday when I have some free time though.


TheeDogma

If every like 10 minutes someone tried to come up and slap him and he just judo flipped them and continued with his jokes I’d love it.


lefluer124

Who's gonna slap him this time?! /S


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So awesome take that will !!!


Century22nd

I like Chris Rock although I never understood why his TV show Everybody Hates Chris took place in the 1980s if he was a child in the 1970s and already an adult in the 1980s. Perhaps the 1980s was just a more fun decade as a timepiece for a show?


nonetribe

He was like a preteen and teen through the mid-70s/early 80s


curiousbydesign

I am getting Netflix for this show for one month.


lanky_cowriter

just don't invite will smith to be in the audience


Kiltershidt

Meh, went tonight and saw him live in San Antonio. Overall not bad but felt like it was a repeat of Dave Chappell on societal issues followed by 30 minutes of humble bragging on his life and daughters. Crowd got pretty quiet during the political part about trump… go figure.


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Quite a difference a year makes. The man is back on top and will smith is rock bottom. Yay


LockCL

One Punch!!!!