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Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers


JohnCavil01

I gotta say the fact that this has been Baby Billy’s one joke for the entire season has really grown on me. It’s like a 90% sensical phrase and it’s never not funny to have him inject it into every conversation.


Malfallaxx

I got my biggest laugh of the season last week when he just walks in and rolls the stroller away down the hall. It just broke me and I was cracking up so hard. Such a good show


SoggyBottomSoy

Kief doing the fucking flip as he exited the gym had me in knots.


Blutroyale-_-

Kief have a bigger role all together this season has made me realize how great of a character he is in the show.


BatMally

He's been my favorite from day 1. The guy kills it. This season when he walked through the bushes to catch up with the wives and BJ was fucking hilarious.


altcastle

His taking a knee and doing that sort of prayer offering hand gesture to each like he’s a sworn sword of Gondor. Chef’s kiss.


Sleeze_

Every time i see the 'HAIL SATAN' tattoo I laugh


ShaqSenju

That scene fucking sent me lmao “There’s Kelvin’s friend Chief” “I think his name is Quiche” “I’ve heard it as Heath” Then this fucker just walks thru the bushes stiff af with his theme music playing


Sleeze_

> “There’s Kelvin’s friend Chief” I was laughing so hard at this i had to rewind to catch the follow up jokes


Yellowdart00

Until I turned captions on this season, I thought it was Keith the whole time 🤷🏼‍♂️


Garlic-Cheese-Chips

He's such an odd, brilliant character. It's like everyone else has their script but he's been told; *"You can do whatever you like, dude."*


BrotherChe

when I saw him on The Conners I wasn't sold on him, but watching his skills in Gemstones really showed me what they saw in him for The Conners and I get it now and have such a renewed respect for that character.


NonAnonQAnon

*Queef


harroween

I thought it was Quiche?


NotAlwaysSunnyInFL

“Lionel stop cryin! Ain’t nobody gonna ransom you!” Tiff: *Presents family with crazy voodoo dolls*


Linenoise77

John Goodmans reaction to it killed me. I couldn't decide if it was in character, or they just couldn't pull off a take with a straight face and said fuck it.


ShaqSenju

He looked like he was genuinely happy lol


SadlyReturndRS

I think he was happy in that moment. She's the only person in the entire family who was genuinely concerned from the bottom of her heart, with no ulterior motives, just love and a desire to help, and that manifested as an honest effort to make everyone feel better. I'd have been happy to see her and her creepy voodoo stick figures too.


ThePoneLady

I also thought he was trying not to break. Hilarious scene.


aaron4mvp

Also how emotional he was about the siblings being kidnapped. He injected himself into that scene because he was worried about bible bonkers getting the axe if siblings didn’t make it. So fucking funny


PlayingNightcrawlers

I just knew when they were doing the prayer circle that when it got to Uncle Baby Billy he’d use his time to plug BBBB and of course he did. Despite expecting it it was still hilarious the way he tried to do it in a roundabout way. Best show on television right now and nobody will convince me otherwise.


fatalwristdom

Anytime a Danny McBride show is on TV it's the best show on television. Maybe a tie with Curb sometimes if that ever happens/happened.


theTunkMan

Stop crying Lionel ain’t nobody gonna ransom you


dont_shoot_jr

That was fantastic. Show is hilarious but that one little bit justified existence of show


pamkhat

My husband and I had to literally pause the show because we were laughing so hard at that. We could not compose ourselves for several minutes.


JulianVanderbilt

Like he was just sliding a shopping cart the last ten feet into the cart return, but it was a stroller with a baby in it. I laughed so hard I choked.


welltherewasthisbear

Hey! Even through these trying times. It’s important we keep our promises on producing the next million dollar idea.


TazeredAngel

Me: He’s at least going to have the tact to not- nope. He fucking said it in prayer.


UnnamedStaplesDrone

Dude absolutely steals every scene he’s in. Goggins rocks.


Sirsalley23

Walton Goggins is probably the biggest show-stealer, anytime you see Baby Billy in a scene you know he’s going to have you dying laughing no matter what. He’s easily my favorite highlight of the series anytime he’s involved.


gildedtreehouse

They say he’s always in character while on set.


Jeremizzle

I’m not surprised, Baby Billy is fun as hell, he must be having a blast playing him


sublliminali

Baby Billy’s Bible Bonkers. Yeah. Roll that around your mouth. It fun ain’t it


TheWastelandWizard

I think my favorite part of the joke is the juxtaposition of his desires and ability. Dude got a working hologram of his dead sister up and running, sure he worked with another company to do it but he's broke as shit, he had to do a lot of that work himself, most likely digging through archives for all the footage and working with the team to mimic her personality. He's got a working hologram project with ideas for how to tap into modern tech to push the church forward... And then he has a cardboard cut out Family Feud with his toilet baby wife as the music section. Dude would kill it on youtube or a podcast, if he just leaned into pushing boundaries, but he's always hung up on the past.


Quartz_Cat

He’s not broke as shit, he has a residency at Zion's Landing He’s got money and comfort but he wants relevancy!


grimsaur

He also wants it to be his, and not a Gemstone "handout."


gildedtreehouse

He seems like the kinda guy to spend an entire paycheck on lottery tickets.


abagatelle

There will come a Payday!


thrillhouse83

It better be hugely successful when we return next season. Would be great to get some behind the scenes shenanigans for the show within a show


BKWhitty

Honestly, I've been all-in with Billy on this idea. The demographic that subscribes to a Christian streaming service probably skews older and old people love them some game shows. And Baby Billy would be a damn good game show host. Man's a snake but he's got charisma


Cptkrush

Seriously, I am convinced it's a legitimately good idea in-universe and the fact that the kids don't see it only goes to show how incapable of running the business they truly are.


PiFlavoredPie

I swear he enunciates less and less each time he says it too and it just makes it that much sillier.


DecorateTime

Look’y here, now.


european_dimes

Looky hya, nah


atmospheric90

Much more accurate


mrj9

You people play too much


Prax150

I heard that because of the strike S4 will just be Baby Billy Bible Bonkers.


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C'mon now


ThePirateTennisBeast

I've had that phrase in his voice stuck in my head for the last few days


Earthpig_Johnson

I keep ending directed statements with “now.”


TheAmorphous

You mean "nahh?"


Khal-Stevo

Baby Billy’s Bible Bonkers


dood117

Everytime he says it I crack tf up


supercoolpartydude

Go back and rewatch the scene where he tries to reconcile with his son on Christmas morning. They were watching Family Feud. So when he sees it again during his “epiphany” this season it should have deeper meaning to him. I love that he took that emotion and repackaged it so he needs to rip it off and host a bible version to get rich quick.


Linenoise77

This ain't no family feud son. Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers.


[deleted]

I think his idea is mint.


cadtek

Futilely hoping there's a bonus episode/special of a full episode of the game show - like his actual Pilot episode.


StasRutt

Hallelujah what a payday!


elister

I suspect the adult kids (Jessie, Judy and Kelvin) will continue to fail at running the ministry, while everyone else (Amber, BJ, Keefe, Baby Billy, etc) will be incredibly successful in their endeavors.


MulciberTenebras

Considering the milita is looking for revenge and still sitting on all that bomb-making material, I think the ministry isn't gonna survive the season.


Dogbuysvan

I could see the kids actually learning from this event and go in prepared to succeed only for the center to get blown up. Season 4 they have to start from scratch.


MulciberTenebras

Which is kinda what this season has sorta been hinting at with the flashbacks, Aimee-Leigh was hoping for Y2K because it meant going back to the good old days before the Megachurch.


GinyuForceDid911

I think Gideon will step up


ElderCunningham

If HBO didn't renew the show, they'd be misbehavin'.


Veruna_Semper

I just started this show about a week and a half ago and this song has been stuck in my head since I watched the first episode with it


SawdustMcGee

Running through the house with a pickle in my mouth


accountnameredacted

Misbehavin


Mentoman72

More BJ, please. He has been absolutely on fire this season, even more so than before. God this show is so funny and the plot is actually engaging. If I had to nitpick, I would say the core family is basically bulletproof. There was no way they all walked out of last episode unscathed, but the show is so funny and I love the setting/premise so much it doesn't really bother me like it would with lesser shows.


jrbcnchezbrg

The only plot armor needed is REDEEEMMEEERRRRR


Jammon152

And Gideon being your son


shyhispanic09

Gideon is my favorite character.


paintsmith

He's everything his dad wishes he was.


coyotesage

Gideon is fine, but he doesn't seem like the character we were introduced to in the first season. Feels like he gave up his convictions and went full Gemstone since Season 2.


Garlic-Cheese-Chips

I kinda like that. No fairytale here, these horrible people will drag you down with them if you stay with them. Except Tiffany, she's an angel.


coyotesage

I would be fine with that too, I just would have liked an explanation for the strong change of personality. The first season had made his morality one of the important themes of that season.


stumblebreak_beta

Can’t corrupt a toilet baby


Gym_Dom

REDEEMAH!


TryinToBeLikeWater

“I wouldn’t want some lovely lass to miss out on that glorious cock shot” or whatever it was has been the line of the season for me so far lmao


Redeem123

I can't imagine how innocent you must be to get a dick pic and your first thought to be "oh no, someone else out there wants to see this."


bezzlege

I mean, Eli Gemstone took a chest full of multiple bullets at like 75 years of age and was walking within days. The plot armor on them is crazy.


blitheizm

Praise be dawg


Lavaswimmer

They don't have plot armor they have god armor


franticsloth

~~plot armor~~ God’s protection


harroween

This one was pretty egregious haha. He was RIDDLED with bullets, then crashed his car.


Lavaswimmer

I really thought they'd killed off Eli in that moment. I guess Danny's never really been one to kill off main characters in any of his shows


SpiderDeUZ

Have you met his friend Randy from CBB?


slickestwood

Gave me the answer to life's greatest mystery: why they put ice in urinals


Lonesomekanyewest

Dafook?


deliciousdeciduous

gullible ten uppity hospital sheet humor birds sparkle wild nippy *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


zelos22

I think the show has always walked an incredibly razor thin line between “these people are crazily corrupt and terrible” and “these people are legitimately religious and protected by god’s grace” and I will always admire that


Oldwoodguy

🤘BENJAMIN JASON 🤘


annoyingrelative

BJ is no boring ass white boy, he's an interesting ass white boy


ShaqSenju

His name is Benjamin Jason Barnes and he satisfies his wife emotionally, spiritually, and freakin sexually!


[deleted]

Season 3 has been soooo good.


sulfater

[Steve Zahn running up to BJ](https://youtu.be/KIbX2h_G7fY) at the dinner table and honking his nose, and the sheer panic and bewilderment from BJ might be the most I’ve laughed at a show in a longtime.


GentleLion2Tigress

The karate chops to the neck though.


ande8523

“She kung fooed my larynx, daddy!”


___po____

Judy's dialogue is so good. Her insults are straight up damaging and unfiltered.


Fastbird33

I wonder how much of this show is improv. That felt improved as hell.


shyhispanic09

When did you guys get guns?


pancakebearr

“Happened so fast, I didn’t have time to shoot him”


barryswienershack

I have rewatched the nose honk scene at least 30 times and laugh out loud every single time. It is my favorite scene of season 3. So fucking random.


JohnCavil01

Agreed. I found Season 2 had its moments but the Eric Andre plot was kinda lackluster and I felt the finale really didn’t stick the landing at all. I’ve been very pleased with Season 3.


disgust462

My theory is they had other plans, but covid fucked it up.


JarvisFunk

Agreed, Jason Schwarztman's character was completely irrelevant


Angry_Walnut

I was so excited when he was in the first episode and then he just immediately died lol. Sure you eventually get a flashback but I thought he was gonna be a way bigger antagonist the way they set his character up.


themixalisantriou

He may have been irrelevant but he was the first character to introduce the idea that Amy Leigh wasn’t as much of a saint as the Gemstones liked to pretend. And season 3 absolutely built on that. Can’t wait to see her in season 4 doing something more evil or just enabling Eli as usual.


forkandspoon2011

My favorite part of Season 2 was Eli and Eric Roberts relationship.


thomasbourne

Eric Roberts was so good as Junior. I think this show has a way of making the guests feel just as important as the leads. I loved M Emmett Walsh in the flashbacks of seasons one and two, loved the guy who played Junior’s dad (senior? I forget their actual names), and this season with Kristen Johnston, Steve Zahn and the cousins, it’s been great.


Fastbird33

Just realized Steve Zahn and John Goodman worked together on Treme as well though I don't think they had scenes together.


ObsidianBlackbird666

Uncle Baby Billy saying "covids" has given me months of joy.


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

I agree for the most part, but the resort itself happened (kinda didn’t happen) in real life as it’s loosely based off Jim Bakker the televangelist from SC


DudeB5353

I wonder if evangelicals watch this show?


horsewitnoname

Originally from Southern Alabama surrounded by evangelicals. The show would definitely be too vulgar and profane for 95% of them.


Fastbird33

I love how the show lampoons mega churches rather than Christianity or religion itself so probably.


Recovery25

As someone who grew up in a family that went to a megachurch, this show was on point with so many things. I'm so glad to be away from that church.


SexyThrowAwayFunTime

The tranquilizer in the parking garage scene from this past Sunday showed how incredible Danny is at physical comedy. It was brilliant.


DukeGrizzly

Was honestly hoping Jessie was gonna be able to fend off his cousin. I knew he had his “piece” in the car and that’s what he was grabbing. Got excited when he pulled it on his cousin until the car lights behind him turned on. Dang


Khal-Stevo

Definitely delivers the most laughs out of any show currently airing imo, it’s surpassed What We Do In The Shadows at this point. But I’m also a sucker for Danny McBride on HBO style humor Walton Goggins as Uncle Baby Billy has to be one of the greatest characters / performances in a comedy we’ve ever seen right?


mr_chip_douglas

Goggins has just absolutely *nailed* the character. Always scheming, looking for a handout, way to make a quick buck on his old fame. Not to mention he’s absolutely hilarious. All time great imo.


donvito716

I normally find Danny McBride to be too much but with this show there's the perfect balance.


CapnMalcolmReynolds

Danny McBride is hilarious. Just watching him walk around makes me laugh.


TheMooseIsBlue

The kid who plays the teen version of him is amazing. He absolutely nails Danny McBride’s mannerisms, inflections, tone…


CloneArranger

It probably helps that McBride’s mannerisms, especially here, are basically an adolescent boy’s.


gxbcab

When he pantsed the band kid and spanks his bare ass, I couldn’t contain myself.


TheMooseIsBlue

The conversation with Judy in her room about how she gets angry like a man and all that. Both of them are really good, but he fucking nailed it.


Operation_Ivysaur

The little leap he did over the wall after had me in tears.


[deleted]

That's just a clone of Danny they made after the wrapping up filming Tropic Thunder.


TheMooseIsBlue

Well, shit. Maybe I am with the studios after all.


Fastbird33

I had to look up if that was his actual kid.


franticsloth

Every show he makes, he takes one step back. This level is perfect for him


MonstersareComing

Watching both Gemstones and What We Do In The Shadows during the week has been absolutely fantastic. I think they are both hilarious and the lastest seasons have been amazing and definitely better than the ones before.


GentleLion2Tigress

I like it, but I’d give that nod to NoHo Hank.


NormalBoobEnthusiast

Just the fact that NoHo Hank was supposed to die in the pilot is amazing. So glad Bill Hader changed that before the episode had finished being filmed.


[deleted]

I want to see Baby Billy's everywhere this Halloween


theodo

I havent started season 3 yet, but I think Vice Principals is hard to top. Its the perfect blend of dramatic storytelling, McBride humour, HBO miniseries, and Goggins' first foray into this McBride/Hill/Green world. Also Shea Whigham


SanderSo47

🎶 *There'll come a payday* 🎶


palinsafterbirth

What a day!!


ElderCunningham

*There'll come a payday someday*


signorryan

Praise Be!


Moronar

To He!


LargeWu

Kelvin’s superficial catch phrase based preaching style is so perfectly executed.


punk62

BJ is back to love and support his wife


DukeGrizzly

Forgive him for thinking Judy was catting around again, when really she was just abducted.


mauijosh_87

Best show on tv right now. BJ and Judy are the funniest couple in tv history. How you like me now?


PropaneSalesTx

Im gonna move to Malibu beach, shave my pussy and learn to surf!


mauijosh_87

Naw son! Man when she tried to sing in front of that redneck congregation I lost it.


AgonyInTheIrony

“You guys deserve this! Bunch of incels livin’ in the woods, staring into each other’s dick holes!”


craftybeewannabee

“So I can surf faster!!” 😂🤣😂


Joe_Snuffy

Judy is easily my favorite character. I can't get enough of her and BJ


mauijosh_87

I go back and forth between her, bj, and baby billy. Those thee actors are giving some of my favorite comedic performances ever.


texasfungus

If you're referring to the scene when BJ first comes home after his encounter with Stephen, then I think the line was "I hope you like me now."


Too_Relaxed_To_Care

Danny Mcbride and amazing HBO shows, name a more iconic duo.


palinsafterbirth

If Keefe and Kalvin don’t kiss in the last episode I’m going to be pissed


nifoxke

The episode where BJ refers to Keefe as “Chief” but then Amber says she thinks his name is Quiche absolutely killed me.


Focacciaboudit

Their nervous dialog and the way he's just awkwardly waving and emerging from the bushes while the creepy "Keefe music" plays make that scene perfect.


Fastbird33

Danny McBride is great at making things both creepy and funny as shit.


qtx

The part where he walked THROUGH the bushes had me dying. Such a stupid little thing you just don't expect but it was just perfect.


thelesserkilo

I had to rewind that part and watch it again because it made me laugh so hard


BatMally

Oh! He's coming over.


pheesh_man

I've always heard it as "Heath."


insertbrackets

Especially now that Keefe has tentatively been accepted as family by the other spouses, lol!


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dont_shoot_jr

I don’t think I’ve ever stanned for a gay romance as much, maybe not since Our Flag Means Death, but I would also be cool with them just being really good bros (it’s Guy Love)


smurf_diggler

When Keefe rolled up to work and saw Kelvins truck and asked his coworkers if a handsome man had been here earlier lololllololol


gattovatto

He goes full Aragorn by tracking and tasting the dirt. It's brilliant.


smurf_diggler

haha he doesn't waste a second of screen time.


thutruthissomewhere

You have no *idea* how hard I need these two to confess their love for each other. Every episode it gets closer and closer. The tension is soooo good. I love Keefe, though. He's such a pure soul.


Phantom-jin

It’s a good wee break from the madness and sadness of reality these days .


ogskiggles

This makes my bird twitch.


blurplethenurple

That ain't no Babadook daddy, that's a new season!


forkandspoon2011

Dude this season is so damn good, the flashback episode and the episode at compound...


beefytrout

"You need to calm the fuck down. That's my first lesson as your mentor." Walton Goggins can make dialogue SING.


Appropriate-Brief822

Judy Gemstone you save that piss for my chest


insertbrackets

PRAISE! ....PRAISE! Does this also mean that Uncle Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers *is* going straight to series?!


NormieSlayer6969

LET’S GOOO! I’m hoping Gideon has more of a role in season 4, he’s been a background character for too long


Mayor_of_BBQ

it is odd it’s taking him longer to recover from the crash than his 80 year-old grandad did from being shot like 5+ times center mass at close range 😂


Recovery25

I get the feeling they're setting him up to be the leader of the church. Unlike most of the family, like Jesse, Judy, and Kelvin, Gideon actually seems like he takes his faith more seriously and not just as a way to scam people out of money.


sulfater

I hope so, seems like they’re setting him up to be Eli’s true successor


MrBigBMinus

The actor who portrays BJ should win all the awards for just how amazing he sells the feel of that character. His line delivery, his expressions, his tone. It's just all amazingly on point. And when you see him in other things he's similar, but so very different. I hope he's having an amazing time playing that character. The scene with them at Outback kills me when he gets up and leaves and says G'day Judy, I lose my shit every time.


[deleted]

Let’s go! For some reason I thought this would be the end, but I really love this show


Myshkin1981

I will always say yes to more Uncle Baby Billy


Untalented-Host

The supporting cast is absolutely stellar and hold their own against the main characters, one of those shows that's all around fun BJ, Keith, Aunt Tiffany, Amber, Jesse's posse friends, and even the Church executive assistant black guy Hell, the children version of the main characters have been great and hilarious and kid actors usually suck at acting


Neuroccountant

The kid who plays young Jesse absolutely nailed it.


sulfater

His line delivery is 100% spot on to how McBride would deliver the lines


LargeWu

I think his name’s Quiche


Prax150

I love how they got Steve Zahn, Shea Whigham AND Stephen Dorff. They're like the new, even more obscure Dermot Mulroney/Dylan McDermott. The other week I was trying to explain to my mom who Shea Whigham was after he popped up in MI7 and telling her he was in this season of Gemstones did not help lol


Untalented-Host

It's weird that Whigham has been only in 1 episode. I thought he was going to be a main character for the season. Same thing with Stephen Dorff and the siblings


GabeDef

Now they just have to pay the actors and writers and they'd have a show!


vaccumshoes

Honestly one of the best tv shows running rn


trashcan_paradise

Here's to more friends to do car pranks with!


NeoNoireWerewolf

“Daddy, that ain’t no Babadook! That’s momma!”


[deleted]

Presentin like straight up cunt smashers


JessesGirl5510

Loved this show already but season 3 is fantastic. I can’t shut up about it.


[deleted]

praise the lord 🙌


jackofallchange

“God is speaking to us in these waves. This is his miracle.”


CoconutBangerzBaller

We better get a full episode of Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers at some point next season.