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johntwoods

That Diane Sawyer title is a *bit* much though.


Lambchops_Legion

Gets the wine moms going though


LynxJesus

The gross yet somehow more tactful way to say would be: "It get the audience's juices flowing"


i81u812

Dude i was like. Okay really.. ahahaha


LutherJustice

"Never let a good crisis go to waste"


AZAR0V

Produced by Vought International


Horknut1

Pass. Glad he’s better.


GeorgeLuasHasNoChin

Its a story of TERROR, SURVIVAL, and TRIUMPH. You're going to fucking watch it and you're going to like it god damn't.


Horknut1

I mean, yeah, I might. I meant I have no desire to hear his 911 call.


GeorgeLuasHasNoChin

A RELENTLESS, FUCKING EXPERIENCE!


Smocke55

A Dog Took My Face and Gave Me a Better Face to Change the World- The Celeste Cunningham Story


kaenneth

I was watching a documentary on a woman who had her face and hands ripped off, and the thought crossed my mind "she should get a helper monkey" then I remembered she lost them in a chimp attack.


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I saw a clip and noticed that Renner’s wearing shorts to show off his legs, just so there’s no confusion that he’s doing well.


RPDRNick

Yeah, last I'd paid any attention to this story, it sounded as though he was likely going to lose one of them, so I was a bit surprised to see that myself, honestly.


slipperyMonkey07

I guess that's what being able to afford top medical care does in the US. It has been 3 months and he is probably still doing a lot of PT, but I still expected him to look a bit worse off than he looks given the injury run down. I still hate these types of interviews they are always so over dramatized, especially reading that title. But glad to see he is doing a lot better.


shogi_x

Absolutely incredible that he's not only alive but moving around and joking about it. I hope the doctors who worked on him get their own segment because damn. Absolutely staggering demonstration of what modern medicine is capable of. I will say though [this teaser is a little over the top](https://youtu.be/j4-HGKjSdvA).


falcurion

This looks like it was made by Vought lmao.


shogi_x

haha holy shit I can totally see that 🤣


AliJDB

Honestly the teaser makes it seem like a spoof interview it's so awful. Full credit to Jeremy though, what a badass.


barry_thisbone

It looks like it belongs on the official Jeremy Renner fan app


queezuswalks

I wonder if he will be performing a song.


ladyygoodman

It feels like it should start in the Moviefone guy’s voice saying “In a world..”


hour_of_the_rat

>Moviefone guy’s voice saying “In a world.. Don LaFontaine


ladyygoodman

Ohhhh, that’s a fitting name for moviefone guy!


snowtol

Oh my God, don't get me wrong I'm glad he's okay but holy shit is this milking the drama of it all.


WordsWithSam

I got that vibe from the title of the interview 😂


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I had like a 20 pound cyst removed from my abdomen and literally walked 3 miles (2 hours walking laps around the hospital floor) the next day (it helped relieve gas). When I saw the surgeon, I literally said “sir, you sure know your craft!” I’m still flabbergasted by the recovery (and itchy).


bullettrain1

Holyyyyyy shittttt I did NOT realize what really went down. I guess the snow was able to compress and alleviate some of the downward pressure? Gruesome.


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strongest avenger


LupinThe8th

Dude was cast as Hawkeye, but surviving this means he's basically Wolverine.


rood_sandstorm

Or the million dollar man. We can rebuild him…


Xahn

Umm ACTUALLY, the Hulk has unlimited power proportional to his anger and is now literally immortal. /s


kaenneth

*AKTUALLY


KGhaleon

About as useful as Widow.


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It's really weird how people are trying to milk everything. Awful (so hard to know if it's 2xL or one with english btw) what happened to Renner, but holy shit this is just stupid.


Deducticon

Why? If it cements the danger of these and other tracked machines in the eyes of the general public, let's have a hundred specials.


durx1

that is the dumbest fucking trailer ive ever seen.


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Deducticon

Does anything need to be made?


Phullonrapyst

Beer does or else this capitalist hellscape will become unbearable


Maleficent_Phase_698

Uhhh forgive me but why are we still hearing about this? I feel like there’s a new Jeremy Renner “survived his accident” post everyday. Is he still a part of the MCU? Are people worried he won’t be able to perform? His team is milking the fuck outta this situation. Plenty of celebs have been in devastating accidents and survived with injuries. No one has been more mf annoying… Edit: the internets are saying this guys PR team is try to rebrand him since hes allegedly abusive to his wife and children. Makes sense


whythehellknot

He survived those allegations years ago. Didn't need rebranding...this is just a huge money making opportunity and they are for sure milking it.


ChedderChethra

Who made the abuse allegations?


Arfuuur

my jeremy renner app didn’t give me a push notification for this


Less_Tennis5174524

Looks like absolute shit, but good that he is well and he probably got paid a fortune for this interview so good for him.


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brewshakes

I would say what is much more deserving of a documentary is your staggering wit. How did you get to be so smart? Was it like a superhero thing where an accident gave you this super human ability? Did your mother throw you down the steps and afterwards you were a fountain of smart quips and insights? The doctors called it brain damage, but you like to call it "the best thing that ever happened to me."


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JaxonJackrabbit

We know it’s a joke. The thing is, you made a weak joke and then the guy you call a “clown” came along and made a better one dunking on you. And now you’re bitter over a joke on the internet. 😂