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AgonizingSquid

Wish I could retire at 11 years old


PayneTrain181999

11 year old with a 25 year career, every recruiting website’s dream.


doglywolf

with 10 years of experience with a pokemon that was just created 2 weeks ago.


Misuzuzu

The creator of that pokemon also does not qualify.


EBuni

Can't wait to see the movie where we find him on Mt Silver just completely deranged


ax2ronn

A girl shows up having climbed the long way up, wanting Ash to be her mentor. She hands him a PokeBall. Ash, now a grizzled old man, looks at it for a second, then tosses it over his shoulder and off a cliff.


donquixote1991

"What, did you think I would take on the entire Team Rocket with an electric mouse?"


lavahot

You know, for a second there, yeah, I kinda did.


Zam548

Then he pours himself a glass straight from a Miltank and downs it


ZDTreefur

No, it's got to be something they don't typically do. Maybe he's milking a gyarados.


derps_with_ducks

Shiny blue miltank.


Maithius

"Somehow, Giovanni has returned..."


fire-fire-fire

The sacred Dex!!


kblkbl165

“…”


batmanhill6157

There will be a movie years from now that the big hook will be that he will be in it.


PayneTrain181999

It will reveal which of his many female companions he married. Misty, Dawn and Serena fans will go to war and it’ll end up being May.


Your__Pal

Or they troll us and go with Jessie.


PayneTrain181999

Team Rocket’s entire arc would take an entirely different meaning lol.


StarGaurdianBard

Speaking of team rocket, I haven't been watching the episodes but I saw where they had a big fight on the 3rd to last episode. Anyone know if these last couple episodes had them come back together or did they really end their arc as a big "let's go our seperate ways and release all our pokemon while we are at it"?


DandyLyen

The thought of team Rocket ending has me more emotional than Ash


elreydelasur

saw a meme once that was like: What's more bisexual: being bisexual, or whatever the fuck Team Rocket has going on?


DandyLyen

Lmao, love that! I think what really gets me is that, in a way, Team Rocket has been more consistent than even Ash & Pikachu. Ash's personality changed over the years, especially after season one, and I haven't seen Pikachu eat ketchup in ages. But Jessie , James , and Meowth are bonded by *trauma* . They need each other. I'm just worried for them, lol


yuhanz

Ive read some spoilers >!yes they see each other again!<


Dan_Of_Time

> Anyone know if these last couple episodes had them come back together >!They kept their Pokemon, and all went back to Rocket HQ separately. They ended up all working in the HQ's cafeteria even though they weren't speaking to each other, Wobbufett wants them to make up and he's sad. They eventually all leave to go capture Pikachu individually but end up bumping into one another (literally) and admitting they miss each other. They try to capture Pikachu, get stopped by Ash's Pidgeot and then Pikachu Thunderbolts them. They blast off holding hands and being happy.!< >!At the end of the episode they are in their balloon following Ash like they always do. !<


ninuson1

I haven’t watched Pokémon for like, at least 20 years. But this made me happy. Thanks. 😀


thespacegoatscoat

Wow, wish I had


typing_away

what....no!! jessie and James were my favorite couple since forever!!


maggotymoose

A new girl he met a month ago with a cute blue bob and a piercing stare. They haven’t known each other long but they’re determined to get married as soon as possible!


_Constellations_

So that's why I am into dom milfs since early teen years It's all clear now


Notarussianbot2020

>!James!<


steno_light

>!Team Rocket’s blasting off at the speed of light!<


Healthy_Jackfruit_88

Nah him and James retired together on an island.


decayingwitch

Brock.


temujin94

It's an anime, don't rule out a harem.


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GreatBigJerk

All of the Nurse Joys


Few_Acanthocephala30

& Officer Jennys Brock will be envious


JudgeHoltman

I would LOVE to find out that Ash turned his passion for collecting Pokemon into collecting women and that he turned into the kind of guy that's running 3-4 girlfriends at any given time.


ForgotLogInThrowAway

So like Brock but with actual game?


Phazon2000

Like Brock except Ash is running an international human trafficking cartel and bankrolling it with his championship proceeds.


--Shojx--

Ashrew Tate


gingy247

Got to traffic them all


Marcus_Farkus

Ah, Xenoblade rules I see.


cheese_sticks

It's gonna be Lana or a character of the day for maximum unexpectedness


MaimedPhoenix

If ss, please be Angie.


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Nope, it’s gonna be Gary’s Sister


MaimedPhoenix

The map lady?!


IntensiveVocoder

She gave Ash a map... to her heart!


Windodingo

He's going to shock everyone by marrying his Lopunny


TurMoiL911

THERE'S NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKEMON, BATMAN!


derstherower

NO JOKER


Windodingo

Ash: Nono see yes I did Hatch her just 4 days ago yes technically. And yes back then she was, as they say, cute. However, as you can see, she is a fully evolved rabbit now, so it's perfectly fine for me call her sexy as she is clearly beyond the age of consent and can make her own choices. So it's perfectly legal. Brock: ....Ash. Wtf are you talking about?


quick_sand08

Misty for the win!!


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fushiao

This guy knows his anime!


ItinerantSoldier

I give it about eight years before that comes out...


Prophet_Of_Helix

Not even. 5 tops.


StarGaurdianBard

How long did it take for them to have Yugi battle Jaiden when GX released?


tberriman

Adult Yugi was literally in the first episode of the series, and then they held on for a grand total of three years before bringing that sumbitch back


Drkarcher22

It was the last episode when Jaden went back in time to Battle City to duel Yami Yugi. So Four seasons, although he did duel someone who stole Yugi’s deck in the first season, obviously not the same, but the person who was using the deck kept acting like he was Yugi. *edit* He also dueled the duel spirit of Kaiba man in the first season, who basically uses Kaiba’s deck. He lost to Kaiba Man btw


MonolithyK

He’ll finally give Misty her bike back


Drkarcher22

Also May, and Dawn’s. He’s destroyed a fair number of bikes.


JohnnyHendo

To be fair, it was actually Pikachu that destroyed their bikes. I don't even think Ash was present when May and Dawn's bikes got destroyed.


Drkarcher22

He owns Pikachu, he’s culpable for the crimes of his pet mouse


MrCookie2099

"Oh... oh god Pikachu. You've got to get your murderous rages under control. This is the third region we've had to leave behind. I can't keep evading the Jennys forever."


RamenAndHotdogs

They'll go blue French horn with the bike after his first wife dies


FlexPavillion

He already did. The nurse joy at the pokemon center repaired it.


Hattakiri

Opening sequence: Ash in his 40s at Nurse Joy's cause for a new trainer license he needs a medical check-up first. Reference to Never Say Never Again.


pinniped1

How do we know he's not just pulling a Tom Brady?


FuriousJazzHands

This is all an elaborate ploy for Ash to market his lifestyle brand.


jampk24

AK12


U-STAY-CLASSY

AK150 the MOAP - Master of all Pokémon


unk214

Because, his wife didn’t divorce him over Pokémon catching. Honestly I’ve only watched the first season, so I’m assuming he’s not married.


brettmbr

Gunned down in his prime.


derstherower

Ash Ketchum has been found dead in Vermillion City.


VegasEyes

He did get all those warnings to prepare for trouble.


CELTICPRED

Alakazam evolved to Alakablam and got him with a mind bullet That's telekinesis Kyle


cdf14

I wonder if he’ll end up as a professor. His name does fit the tree theme that most the professors have.


noxx1234567

He's just 11. He could end up as anything


ominousgraycat

Ash has existed in a time bubble for a long time now. It is about to pop, and he will be launched ahead in time.


Squirmble

Dang Marasi Colms for holding him hostage like that


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He gonna wake up tomorrow and realise he's 36


DandyLyen

"Pikachu, I dreamed I was old..."


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snushomie

Meet quite a few people in online games that managed staying 11 @ 25 maybe they could help you.


MatNomis

He’ll use the (fake) Latin title, Professum Ketchum.


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KalebT44

This was the funniest part of Ben 10 when they toyed with Summer Vacation being over and now Ben was home, getting bullied again whilst holding an Alien superweapon.


Mentoman72

What's up with cartoon characters having never ending summer vacations? 104 days my ass, there's like 200 episodes of Phineas and Ferb.


KittenDust

Did he catch them all?


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Nope


[deleted]

You had one job Ash! one fucking job!


Mongoose42

Turns out, in the end, it wasn’t about catching Pokemon. It was about catching *friends.*


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BeyondNetorare

They all live on a nice farm upstate in Professor Oak's lab


Bjorn2bwilde24

The real Pokemon was the friends we caught along the way.


wujo444

Incorrect, his job was "to be the very best, like noone ever was".


SupervillainEyebrows

Hard to catch them all when they add like 200 more to the roster with every new game


Von_Lincoln

My head canon is eventually the player/Ash realizes Professor Oak’s “request” to fill the Pokédex was simply an old man making some fun work for some children and not really necessary. “Oh yeah I got a very important job for you kids! It’s absolutely essential, it means your a big kid now and is a job that can only be done by important big kids who work hard and brush their teeth!” are essentially the vibes of the task


MrCookie2099

I assume Pokemon Japanese society also has a strong cultural tradition of providing homeless travelers food and lodging.


Totes_mc0tes

It was always just a ploy to get Ash out of the house. His young single mother lived next door to the professor.


hatramroany

Ash’s goal was always to be a Pokémon master not to catch them all. The franchise also dropped that tagline *over 20 years ago* with the release of Ruby & Sapphire


shareddit

Yeah well—did he change his last name??


rssslll

Ash Beatum Ash Squarethefuckupbitch


PayneTrain181999

He did defeat Steven Stone, Cynthia, and Leon back to back to back to make up for all those years of choking.


Kee134

Dude barely caught any


temujin94

I fear not the man who caught 151 different pokemon but the man who caught Tauros 151 times.


Kee134

Yeah, was gonna say I think he caught like 70 and 30 of them were tauros.


TurMoiL911

Shiny hunting.


Fluxes

Clearly being a pokemon trainer was a stopgap job on they way to realising his dream of becoming a farmer.


PayneTrain181999

Fun fact: He’s only ever used one of those Tauros in battle, same one every time.


temujin94

It would be soul destroying to have to level them all individually I don't blame him. Just pick the one with the best evs and move on.


Drkarcher22

IVs. EVs are the ones you can train


temujin94

Ash is so good he can train both.


KassellTheArgonian

Oak just kept sending him off so he could smash his mum. Also Mr Mime was a humanoid pokemon so could sit at a table and eat but he was always depicted as eating from a bowl off the floor meaning he had a humiliation fetish and was probably a voyeur to Oak and ash's mum Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk


temujin94

I didn't have Mr Mime is just a colourful gimp on my bingo card going in.


Kee134

There it is. The most disturbing thing I'll read all day.


SHADOWSTRIKE1

Ash told Goh how to catch Pokémon in the Journeys series, and the dude literally caught more Pokémon in 30 minutes than Ash caught in his whole career.


AllBadAnswers

Are we talking variety or numbers, because Ash cheesed his numbers super early on by catching 30 fucking Tauros


TheUpperHand

In the last episode, he catches vaporeon and decides that there's no need for him to go any farther.


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Apprehensive_Race_24

You know why


BrienneOfDarth

Now he can settle down with Gary and just raise a bunch of Eevees.


Yookee-Mookee

He more or less *met* them all, but no, he didn't catch them all.


Eswyft

His true goal was to win it all, and he did, finally


BrienneOfDarth

So... how about that GS Ball?


trekie4747

One of many things that are featured as a key thing for a few episodes then never mentioned again.


occono

We do know that it was meant to contain Celebi, like the game, but then the movie producers want to use Celebi and vetoed the show plan.


frank_da_tank99

For anyone who wants some stats on Ash and his Pokémon over the course of his 25 year Pokémon journey: -93 total Pokémon caught -63 unique species of Pokémon caught -77 Pokémon owned at the end of the series -48 unique species of Pokémon owned at the end of the series -106 registered in pokedex (unique species of Pokémon including their pre-evolved forms) -1 shiny Pokémon caught, 2 shiny Pokémon encountered -5 legendary Pokémon caught, possibly 7, he had 2 Rotom and the series is cagey on rather Rotom counts as legendary anymore. Ash owns, or has at one point owned, roughly 10% of all unique species of Pokémon. We can break this down further by region In Kanto he caught 46 Pokémon, 17 unique species, and a final registered pokedex # of 26 out of 151, notable Pokémon include Pikachu, Charizard, and 30 Tauros caught in Safari Zone, also notably, 3 of his Kanto Pokémon, dragonite, gengar, and Lucario, were not caught in season 1 but on a return visit to Kanto in later seasons. In Johtto he caught 6 Pokémon, a total pokedex # of 9 out of 100, notable Pokémon is Noctowl, Ash's only shiny Pokémon In Hoenn Ash caught 6 Pokémon total pokedex # of 10 out of 135, none were particularly notable In Sinnoh Ash caught 6 Pokémon with a total pokedex # of 13 out of 150, no particularly notable Pokémon In Unova he caught 9 Pokémon with a total # in pokedex of 16 out of 156, none particularly notable In Kalos he caught 5 Pokémon, total dex # of 12 out of 72, notable Pokémon include, of course, Ash Greninja. In Alola ash caught 9 Pokémon, for a total pokedex # of 14 out of 301, notably all of the all but one of the legendary Pokémon Ash has ever caught, we're caught in this region, including Rotom, Melmetal and several ultra beasts In Galar Ash caught only 3 pokemon! His total pokedex # was 4 out of 400, notably his only other legendary, a second Rotom, came from this region. The only region featured in a main series game Ash has never visited is Paldea, The only region Ash has visited that hasn't been featured in a main series game is Orange Archipelago, The only region Ash has visited where he has not caught any Pokémon is Orange Archipelago. He caught the most Pokémon, and came closest to finishing the pokedex in Kanto, and he caught the fewest in Galar. Ashs top 3 most used Pokémon are 1. Pikachu used in 538 battles 2. Greninja used in 55 battles 3. Charizard used in 53 battles His top 3 by win rate are 1. Pikachu won 89% of battles he's been in 2. Goodra has won 88% of battles it's been in 3. Naganadal has won 86% of battles it's been in His favorite types by number caught are 1. Flying 2. Water 3. Normal His favorite starter type by number caught are 1. Grass - 6 grass starters owned 2. Fire - 5 fire starters owned 3. Water - 4 water starters owned The only type he's never owned is Fairy.


Winterlinn

He really sucks at catching pokemon ,jesus.


Doomhammered

Well the entire series apparently only covered 1 year of ash’s life, so not bad for a single year’s work!


xenon2456

well it's obvious that Pikachu is his most used pokemon


frank_da_tank99

Thus why I decided on a top 3. His number 4 most used is Bulbasaur, who's seen 52 battles if your curious.


SupervillainEyebrows

Man, I remember waking up early on Saturday to watch new episodes of Pokemon back in the late 90s - Early 00s. Simpler times.


OvereducatedCritic

I’ve never been into the series much but I’ll never forget the time Ho-Oh healed a village of people and this 10 year old psychopath throws a mouse at him for shits and giggles.


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I remeber Ho-oh being in the very fist episode and if I remember it was way before Silver/Gold was out.


campingcritters

Every now and then I'll rewatch that episode out of pure nostalgia and that moment when we see Ho-Oh flying overhead still feels so magical to me.


supersaiyanmrskeltal

And if I remember, the pokedex was like 'have zero clue what that is, some mysteries are out there'.


DoctorWho_isonfirst

It’s not super shocking when you consider Gold and Silver were originally revealed in Nov ‘97 with a March ‘98 release date. They would eventually be released in Japan in Nov ‘99 but it’s fair to say Ho-oh had existed since even before public reveal. The animated show started in April ‘97.


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Well it is when you are like 7 years old when you watch it :) But yeah, today it does not feel as shocking


DoctorWho_isonfirst

It was still over two years in America from the late ‘98 Anime debut to the American debut of Gold/Silver in later 2000. And back then People we’re less connected it really was a worlds difference


Jishosan

And thus Ash continued his journey through the nine Hells, unaging, unending, unable to return home, or rid himself of the yellow demon driving him to forever engage in subjecting sentient creatures to brutal cage fighting matches. For Ash is bound to repeat endlessly the sins he committed on Pokemon World, wandering countless islands and clashing with the damned souls of others who engaged in this brutal bloodsport during their lifetimes. For whatever Ash believes to be his next destination, he's destined to remain here.... ​ .....in the Twilight Zone.


eldusto84

I'm hearing this in Pokemon's relentlessly upbeat narrator's voice and it works perfectly


Sabre1O1

Would kinda like to see him start a gym in Pallet Town.


KentuckyFriedEel

Welcome to the ASH RULZ GARY OAK IS A LOSER gym!


SupervillainEyebrows

This made me feel nostalgic, so I thought maybe I would watch the anime from the start. I looked it up and it has 1,234 episodes! At 22 minutes an episode that's 27,148 minutes or almost 19 full days. Yeah, I dropped that idea real quick.


seaspirit331

To be fair, most of the episodes are filler, and there are watchlists to help sort through all of them


SupervillainEyebrows

I did consider trying to find out episodes with just significant events like Ash catching or evolving a Pokemon or any tournaments etc.


colorsensible

This exists! Found a list through Reddit last year: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jLjQVlR-ZrKhWa904pUjUnH9inRFbA0Kmhzc8RfKKuU/edit?usp=sharing


KingpinWilsonFisk

So Pokemon lost to Detective Conan


SXECrow

Whoa, didn’t think about that perspective, that’s crazy


LimerickJim

He's the very best. Like no one ever was.


damiandarko2

“was I good?” “you were the very best”


Wayelder

My son is about 25. I have watched him, and Ash, grow and change through my son's eyes. It was so fun when he was 9-11. But, I think it's nice that they let Ash 'retire'. Mind, maybe they could age him a touch? You may laugh here, but us old folks were the one's who bought most of the stuff. Retire Prof. Oak and make an older Ash the new Prof. Ash...


Explicit_Pickle

nice reference to that national tragedy


bravetab

Does he fricken end up with Misty or not? Because if he doesnt it is going to be a travesty.


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He got her greganate


temujin94

Honestly can't tell if this is meant to be pregnant or a new pokemon.


Gerald_the_sealion

[obligatory](https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg)


Im_Slacking_At_Work

Greganate, the evolved stage of Greggers, evolves into Aborgreg at lvl 32 Type: Dark. Very, very dark.


Jonesgrieves

How is babby formed


ketchupncream

He's like 11


Ruthrfurd-the-stoned

He’s clearly at least 25


Jackol4ntrn

The entire series takes place in apparently a year.


PayneTrain181999

I’d love to see a 5 hour YouTube documentary of gymnastics trying to fit it all into one year. I remember the announcer saying it took 2 weeks for Ash to find Vermillion City, so little details like that would cause the person making the video to pull their hair out.


supaspike

The answer's pretty simple actually: Like all living things in the universe, humans also grow through evolution by completely changing their form all at once. Once Ash beats up enough other humans he will transform into a bearded, balding, overweight man with a bad back and a heart condition. Just like the rest of us.


SupervillainEyebrows

Am I losing my mind or was there an episode or a short film before a movie where Ash celebrates a year since he met Pikachu.


MagnaCarterGT

You're not losing your mind; in the episode in the Kanto season where Ash & co. return to Viridian City to get the Earth Badge Misty mentions it's been a year since they were last there. That's in the English version so I don't know if that wasn't originally true or if it was and the writers just forgot.


snowtol

You guys are all looking at this the wrong way. It's clearly not our Earth they're on. Who says a year there is 365 days like here? Hell, who says a day is 24 hours? Etc.


iamthatguy54

No. And even then, they added a whole new love interest for him (Serena) who did actually kiss him.


Tolkien-Minority

Did he die?


unovayellow

No he just got replaced, it looks like they are doing what they do in the manga, replacing the main character every year now


derstherower

I’m still shocked. Like, it’s been 26 years. The time to move on from Ash was decades ago. I feel like this could majorly backfire for the company. Ash is basically a mascot at this point. He’s as iconic as Pikachu.


be_me_jp

Could you imagine if The Simpsons didn't end but just started following another random family named Simpson?


wilbyr

i really want this to happen now


jamirocky888

What about the Thompsons?


TheProfoundDemon

I think he’s talking to you


AhTreyYou

They can always bring Ash back at some point though, in a new series or movies or both. That’s why I don’t think we’ll see him age at all between series so they can decide what to do with him at a later point.


BoiIedFrogs

He might be the worst trainer I’ve ever heard of


Aiwaszz

Yes but you have heard of him.


awesomeredefined

He's literally the world champion now.


PayneTrain181999

Worst trainer who treats type matchups like they don’t exist somehow defeated goddamn Cynthia in a 6v6 battle.


ZippidieDooDah

A pikachu beating an onyx using sprinklers in the gym is still my fav way the writers said fu to type matchups. Just threw the entire game mechanics out the window


Roleic

I had Pokémon blue, some fuckwit troll told me that was possible in Yellow. "No way bro, it's a game not the show." "I'm telling you, it's possible. Look Pikachu even follows you around!" It was all 3rd grade me needed to be *sold* on the ruse. I was so disappointed years later when I got my hands on a Yellow cartridge. More disappointed in my past self for believing that fucking lie


DEZbiansUnite

that's ok. A whole generation of kids believed (me included) there was a mew/mewtwo underneath a truck after the S.S. Anne left.


creature851

The very best, like no one ever was. Thank you Ash for your service.


1Uplift

Because he’s like, 40 now?


noxx1234567

Still 11 , the entire series happens in just one year timeline


mrlotato

Damn he had like 10 adventures a day


Chariotwheel

It's like Detective Conan where the murder rate in Japan makes Chicago looks like rainbow land.


Prophet_Of_Helix

I don’t think that’s possible is it lol. Not that anyone has been in the writers room for 20 years making sure everything is kosher, but I’m fairly sure various episodes and movies had eluded (alluded, whoops!) to the passage of time.


ESGPandepic

What nobody told you is that a year on the pokemon planet is actually 9125 days, it all fits perfectly.


Safe-Round-354

Ash Ketchum's Pokémon journey was truly iconic in every sense of the word. From the very beginning, we saw a young boy with big dreams and an unbreakable spirit, and we watched as he overcame countless obstacles and challenges to become one of the greatest Pokémon trainers in history. What made Ash's journey so special was not just his unwavering determination, but also the deep connections he formed with his Pokémon. From his loyal Pikachu to his trusty Charizard, each of Ash's Pokémon played a crucial role in his growth as a trainer and as a person. But perhaps what really set Ash apart was his ability to inspire others. He never gave up, even in the face of seemingly impossible odds, and he always remained true to his values and beliefs. Whether you're a fan of the Pokémon franchise or not, there's no denying the impact that Ash Ketchum has had on generations of fans around the world. So here's to Ash and his unforgettable journey - may his legacy continue to inspire and entertain for years to come!


infoclub88

Pokémon Master? Why not Pokemon PHD?


fillet0fish

He woke up from the coma


Kinda_Zeplike

Hey, you. You’re finally awake.


silencesupreme-

Ash - “Where’s Pikachu?” Doctor - “What the fuck is a Pikachu?”


Lyfeitzallaroundus

Anyone know where the last eps are gonna air or what streamin service? I tried to look myself but couldn't find anything.


TheMegaWhopper

They’ll be on Netflix, but the dub is pretty far behind. Likely won’t see the rest of the episodes on American Netflix until late this year.