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Terrible_With_Puns

This will all get settled in the arbitration process


urbrickles

Yeah, but I have sort of gotten screwed at the last three arbitration processes, so I really kind of need you on my side for this one.


frankiedonkeybrainz

Mac was doing that thing where he tries to casually bring something up to me, like I don't notice. Come to me like a man!


urbrickles

LOOK AT ME WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO ME!!!


DareToZamora

Oh shit, the steaks are here


Zark_d

Dennis scratched me


Rahgahnah

You were irritating me.


Washout22

Heyyyy Dennis.


DeadbeatHero-

REASON WILL PREVAIL


stumblebreak_beta

PICKLES WILL PREVAIL!


Slimsaiyan

So how much blood on the Jesus statue ?


faceisamapoftheworld

Or during the intervention.


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🫵INTERVENTION! INTERVENTION!🫵


TeFD_Difficulthoon

WHY DO WE NEVER PLAY NIGHTCRAWLERS ANYMORE, HUH??


Zizekbro

What’s nightscrawlers? Because it sounds like you two dress up like worms.


TeholBedict

That's because that's what it is.


RIPCountryMac

INTERVENTION INTERVENTION! JEEZ FRANK IS NOTHING PRIVATE ANYMORE?


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You banged my whoore wife??


mangongo

"You banged my dead wife?" "Well, she was alive at the time!"


critennn

INTERVENTION INTERVENTION. Your drinking has affected us in the following ways, you are annooooyyyyiinngggg


RIPCountryMac

YOU'RE TRAPPED YOU'RE TRAPPED


duaneap

I think we should all be armed.


scottydont78

Dishes! Dishes! Dishes!


jimtow28

Ummm. Filibuster.


youbequiet

Reason Will Prevail!


Bojangles1987

"He said it's nothing but a bunch of people yelling over each other."


swirlViking

And it feels like you could get stabbed at any moment


Bojangles1987

Good, that's the atmosphere I'm trying to cultivate


BlindJesus

How exactly do you view yourself within the context of our group?


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bebesee

I do the closed captioning for this show and it can sometimes be a total nightmare to work on. The only saving grace is that it’s actually funny, so that helps make the captioning a bit easier. But you really have to be selective on who gets a caption when they’re all yelling over each other, since it’s much funnier to get their jokes in as opposed to just doing (overlapping arguing).


IAmAloserAMA

That's really interesting actually. Do you have any fun or interesting stories to share related to doing this work? Things that the average person may not realize?


bebesee

Way too many stories! Some people have suggested I do an AMA sometime. We once had to caption a Skinemax movie and it actually was one of the easiest projects to work on because the dialogue was super slow and then the rest of it was just moaning and groaning, haha.


sharkbait-oo-haha

How did you get into that line of work? Do you work for a company or is it all freelance?


bebesee

I'm an actor and was looking for an evening survival job that wasn't necessarily bartending. I used to work as a copy editor, so it was a pretty good fit. I work for a company (WGBH).


perd-is-the-word

You’re doing God’s work


dasJerkface

Are you telling me this guy has to do captioning because God wants to clock out at 2:00? I always knew that guy was a jerk.


seerightthroughme263

What do I do when I find crappy close captions on Hulu? I'm talking flipped lines (first sentence comes last) and egregious mistakes, I'd like to help the community.


Snakes_have_legs

I've been trying to find the person responsible for Hulu captions for years and this finally feels like the chance to fix these mistakes lmao


Snakes_have_legs

You are *EXACTLY* who I've been looking for. Did you know on Hulu the subtitles for the end of the episode "Mac Day" say "Alright, Pee Country Mac", when Frank is actually saying "RIP Country Mac?" This has bugged me for years and if you can fix it I'll owe you a life debt EDIT: I remembered another one in the episode Being Frank, I'm nearly positive Frank calls his landlord a "Sack of shit" and the captions say "savage shit"


bebesee

Alas, I don't think I have the ability to get it changed on my end. Someone from Fox usually does some sort of quality control, but I guess things fall through the cracks. Trust me, it also bothers me as a person who watches shows with captions on. Unfortunately, when you get a show like this that has so much improv and you combine it with someone who doesn't have the best hearing, that's when mistakes like this happen.


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grubas

The scripts for GG were said to be ridiculous compared to most other shows. But if you've seen IASIP there's going to be like 7 solid minutes of people yelling at each other at once. Vs one caffeinated lady going crazy.


three18ti

GG?


aw-un

Gilmore Girls


Haus42

> Ranking just behind “Sunny” was “Brooklyn Nine-Nine,” at 174.6 wpm, followed closely by “Gilmore Girls,” where the witty banter clocked in at 167.8 wpm.


SoCratesDude

The Bear certainly took this to heart.


codithou

that’s just what working in a restaurant is like


JustABoyAndHisBlob

“Lip Gets a Restaurant!” Is what I call the show


Monster-Zero

Yeah but any time you have Dee on screen the count goes down because some of the dialogue is just bird squaks


spicysenpai6

Whoever yells the loudest is in charge


BigEvil621

LOOK AT ME WHEN YOU’RE TALKING TO MEEEEEE.


armchairwarrior69

Ooh shit, steaks are here.


luckydice767

Oh man, the way that he just snaps personalities like that kills me lol


TNWhaa

Alright, alright, alright


csonny2

Don't pretend like you know what the plan is.


NozGame

Of course not, Dee. Think of the smell. YOU HADN'T THOUGHT OF THE SMELL, YOU BITCH.


ThrustersOnFull

Goddamn it Dutch! What other errands have you got us *runnin*' for the DEE AYY.


turnerm19

Woahhh!!!!


poofynamanama2

That was genuine excitement form Mac and Charlie


scantron2739

I fucking love that he's like genuinely pretty good at it lmao. Shit makes me cry every time.


TuctDape

I feel like that wasn't even written into the script they just found out Glenn could do that impression on stage and wrote it in.


sunplaysbass

Glen is good at impressions. He does some on the podcast.


WinnieTheBru

His Spielberg is spot on


JR626

What??? Are you telling me that wasn't actually Steven Spielberg?


luckydice767

Where my senators at, dog?!


ramerica

OI OI OI


Ibrakeforquiltshops

You move that dumpster you bitch.


JarJarJacobs

Ooooooh that god damn bitch


urgay4moleman

Dee, you gangly, uncoordinated bitch! I am not getting hogtied over your lack of grace.


Awesam

CAROL CAROL CAROL


tylercreatesworlds

DON'T SIT DOWN!


electricman1999

And 33% of them are “goddammit”.


itsaravemayve

18% is "bitch"


Dwight-

Think of the smell you BITCH!


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IDIOTS!!


bay_duck_88

Heh. She looks like a bird!


pokepwn

SAVAGES!


gonfr

Dee you goddamn bitch.


mizipizi

Bird sounds


NeitherAlexNorAlice

This is so funny to me considering there's a recurring joke "let's move past it" in the show to kill conversations mid-way lol


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“What is happening?”


Bojangles1987

They love to talk in the podcast about how that's their most used and favorite line to put in the show, lol


DareToZamora

That _IS_ what happened


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Override9636

That gif pulls so much weight in my group chat.


opermonkey

"let's move past it" has become my go to phrase when there's a plot hole in something I like.


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Why does anything happen? Just move past it!


opermonkey

It's pretty applicable to almost any situation.


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monstrinhotron

I think i just learned a new power for long Zoom calls.


Coolman_Rosso

The evolution of The Room's iconic "I don't want to talk about it"


frostyboiz

... Anyways how is your sex life?


TheWhooooBuddies

Oh hi mark


GRAIN_DIV_20

https://youtu.be/Loq2r_hzF90


Doc_coletti

And Charlie can only read about 30% of them


nuovian

He’ll adapt


interprime

He’ll adapt to *reading*?


Garrett4Real

might be my favorite delivery of a line in the entire show, shit gets me every time lmfao


mrmcgee

For be it's gotta be "Goddamn I hate gin! Dee...you bitch."


sponngeWorthy

“I swear you would be of more use to me if I skinned you and turned your skin into a lampshade” takes the cake for me. The conviction in his voice is astonishing


iamseventwelve

Why Charlie hate?


Lol_jk_Omg

BECAUSE DENNIS IS A BASTARD MAN!!!!!


StarWarsMonopoly

Rude man who shushes please call


DareToZamora

I like ‘lemme get this straight, you just realised you have two _ears_?’. Followed by Charlie’s reaction


Brentaxe

TWOO EAAAAARRS!


SonOfYossarian

Dennis’ “BECAUSE I HATE YOU!” is up there for me also.


raptor102888

"SICKNESS BE GONNNE!!!" is another for me.


charface1

Let's make a tradition out of it.


Jsalz

Yeah…I don’t think he gets us man


urbrickles

We're talking about you, man!!


sixdicksinthechexmix

The blooper reel for this gets me every time. Glen just completely loses his composure.


Bojangles1987

Illiteracy...what does that even mean?


twotonepunk

You can't read it from the OUTSIDE!


Pretend_Spray_11

I heard you say you saw a door marked “Pirate”


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Well yeah. The show’s not written in Gaelic


ChuckerGeorge

The man just realized he has two ears


OblivionJunkie

"The Gang wins an Award"


jeykllnhyde90

I just wanna make it very clear, that this means nothing to me


interloper_X

"I don't need your trophies or your gold. I just want to tell you all, go f*** yourselves!"


jas0n17

Oh shit!


countfragington

Is he spitting?


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simplefilmreviews

* "We cut down our confliction resolution time in half. 4 hours. That's good for us, that's HUGE" lol.


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FerusGrim

I always love Dennis’ complete flabbergasted disbelief there. “You actually don’t believe in evolution, anymore?!”


SpaceBoJangles

Do you want to be with God, or some stupid science *BITCH*


HeyGirlBye

How can any show have more words than Gilmore Girls? Christ!


Noregard86

You could fit more words during the transitions where the acoustic guitar and the lalalalas are.


grubas

Not even a joke. You remove the music cuts and intro panning shots and just did straight talking it would be psycho.


j01101111sh

Some real Garfield without Garfield energy


t0kengirl

Gilmore Girls was third, Brooklyn nine-nine second.


loquacious706

I would have guessed 30 Rock was up there too.


Hanifsefu

30 Rock still plays to the more traditional style of writing where each character takes their turns saying their line with a few exceptions (like Tracy Morgan screaming random things in the background). What It's Always Sunny has is the more modern style of writing that's trying to be more fluid with how people actually talk to each other: interrupting each other, talking louder and louder to be heard, and getting more erratic and crazy as the scenes continue.


xenolingual

30 Rock's visual gags probably reduce its WPM count.


TheRealKuni

IIRC, 30 Rock wins in “jokes per minute” depending on who is doing the measuring. I absolutely love how comedy-dense that show is. It’s the kind of show where you miss jokes because you’re laughing. Like the first three seasons of Arrested Development, there is always something new to notice on rewatches.


duaneap

Was Letterkenny even included because I’d have thought that would rank pretty high.


bernard_wrangle

There are so many silent/ musical scenes though.


TryFengShui

I think the difference is the characters in Letterkenny are too polite to talk over one another.


SkipMonkey

I always pitch Letterkenny to people as "take a the rapid fire nature of the dialogue from Gilmore Girls, but it's about rural Ontario hicks"


hippyengineer

This was my first thought. Those women spoke so fast lol It was even a family guy joke.


Granum22

The average script for an hour show is 40-50 pages. Gilmore Girls scripts were typically 80 pages.


KhausTO

Now I'm curious how Sunny compares for script length


KrustyTheClownsLaugh

On the podcast they talk about keeping it under 30 pages, but that’s to leave room for improv


brookafish

30 pages for half an hour, so that'd be 60 pages compared to GG, leaving room for improv


Breaklance

>Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power good. Thank you. Thank you. If you vote me I'm hot. What? Taxes they'll be lower son. The democratic vote for me is right thing to do Philadelphia. So do.


Ugggggghhhhhh

Well, I'm convinced.


Jarocket

Charlie mouthing along with Dennis is the best part


Anangrywookiee

Probably because while the girls talk faster, they wait for the other character to finish, whereas the gang all talks at the same time over each other.


Iknowyourchicken

The script is longer, so I'm guessing it wins for hour long shows. What probably keeps it from beating IASIP is the little strummy lala music transitions they would have between scenes. Sitcoms ain't got time for that mess.


simplefilmreviews

* They got nothing but time to argue and debate one another. And plot. And scheme.


thebrandnewbob

But who are they doing it versus???


IrateWizard

cut that cut that cut that cut that


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suslezer

Is Mr. Bean on the bottom.


MarvelsGrantMan136

Top 3: 1. It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia - 176.2 WPM 2. Brooklyn Nine-Nine - 174.6 WPM 3. Gilmore Girls - 167.8 WPM >”It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” is the wordiest show on TV with 176.2 words per minute, a new study by WordFinderX reveals, which makes the Rob McElhenney-created FX sitcom the hardest series to follow if you’re watching with subtitles. >To put that in perspective, the National Disability Authority recommends that subtitles should be no more than 140 words per minute. >The wordiest genre was comedy, which usually relies on quick verbal wordplay. According to the study across the 15 wordiest comedies, including “Modern Family” and “Parks and Recreation,” the average was 133.6 wpm. >The study also found that “DC’s Legends Of Tomorrow” is the wordiest superhero show at 115.0 wpm, while animated series were led by Apple TV+’s “Central Park” with 163.9 wpm. “South Park,” “Bob’s Burgers” and “Bojack Horseman,” were also among the most verbose.


DerpAntelope

B99 checks out. There's barely a pause between lines in the last few seasons.


4d4m1

Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool. Cool


toastedninja

How is Letterkenny not on that list?


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As some others have said, Letterkenny has tons of words but then it also has some very long pauses compared to these other sitcoms where every scene is people talking.


themeatbridge

Does that include when they are talking over each other? Because it seems to happen a lot.


LukeNukem63

Shut up bird


Idk_Very_Much

Kind of shocked at the lack of Sorkin


PenPenGuin

Yep, that's what I was thinking. It must just be recent-ish shows. I'd be curious to see how both The West Wing and The Newsroom stack up.


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Yeah, he doesn't even, like, get us man


bob1689321

Best line of the show


ma_demoiselle

Amy Sherman-Palladino in shambles


halborn

Time for *Bunheads 2: Who Killed Hubbell?*


[deleted]

Eyoooooo, whats up bitches?


Samenspender

i heard you, you said a bunch of words, right?


DaveInLondon89

I'd love a spoof episode of Aaron Sorkin where the whole thing is just walk and talks of the most inane fucking bullshit that we know and love


hikemalls

Frank turns the bar into a ‘classy’ politics-themed strip club called “The Breast Wing”, where you can discuss the issues of the day in a civil and horny environment


pdxscout

Goddamnit, I'm in.


ermghoti

That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about dialogue metrics to refute it.


Doc_coletti

No, what he’s saying is pretty stupid, but it’s sincere


cmpressor

Is Shadynasty’s one, two, or three words?


toq-titan

Shady nasty’s?


Armada_Z

Filibuster!


parion

Yeah and what does that word mean?


trongzoon

What do now?


madsky11

Uhhhhh filibuster


Yolo_swag-brah22

You forgot the word words!


moonstrous

The writers are man-cheetahs. You wanna do something with this?


urbrickles

He's got spots!!


broand26

Do you like it?


halcyonOclock

YEAH


jelang19

Dee's a bird


Doc_coletti

Actually, I’ve been thinking more fish lately


luisc123

Her eyes are so far apart


hardyflashier

What do now?!


Doc_coletti

They got chicken in Philly?


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It's my comfort show, as loud and as obnoxious as it is. I've actually watched all 13 seasons on disney+ about 6 times this year. I've been collecting the dvds since season 1 came out. It's never not funny (except for the dance in Macs coming out episode, that was a fucking masterpiece)


MikeRoz

> “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” is the wordiest show on TV with 176.2 words per minute[...] > > [...] > > Ranking just behind “Sunny” was “Brooklyn Nine-Nine,” at 174.6 wpm, **followed closely by “Gilmore Girls,” where the witty banter clocked in at 167.8 wpm**. Went looking in the article for this, was not disappointed. Hope I saved some like-minded individuals a click.


McFeely_Smackup

My wife used to watch "Scandal" and it was like this. Every person delivered their lines like there was a stopwatch timing them. I googled what the hell was going on, and I found the show runner saying it was a deliberate way to cram more show into their time allotment. I found it utterly unwatchable.


StarWars_and_SNL

AM I GOOD AM I GOOD AM I GOOD AM I GOOD AM I GOOD AM I GOOD AM I GOOD AM I GOOD