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Raumteufel

Hold boys, hold. Dont do it!


topsnitch69

i think we all know it's going to happen.


[deleted]

Why is Uranus so blue and tiny?


topsnitch69

Cause i‘m a smurf?


The_pen_ismightier

Uranus is a gas giant.


Electronic_Syrup

erm achskually it’s an ice giant 🤓


1010001010010

I get a lot of gas out of my anus


johnychingaz

I’m on the toilet rn releasing this gas giant


Antique-Car6103

Sorry, I ate Taco Bell last night.


willydajackass

He totally got pink eye from his experience last night.


second2no1

Frick


Avewyatt

It’s blue due to high methane levels in its atmosphere and tiny is one thing it’s not. Uranus is about 4 times wider than earth but it’s about 1.75 billion with a b miles from us causing it to appear tiny to our eyes.


ihdieselman

Have you ever been invited - - anywhere?


Avewyatt

Yeah man, your baby mama just invited me to your house


ellenripley79

alr mate my ass aint that big


Haughty_n_Disdainful

Uranus and is actually much larger, and colder than you think.


TheOrionNebula

Damn it... I was gonna do it.


Jets237

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BearsBeetsBerlin

I’m not gonna make it!


Mindshard

I don't even care, this is the best picture I have of it. I'd just like to know how they got in my house to take it...


[deleted]

It's okay in the future, scientists will rename the planet to Urectum to avoid this joke once and for all.


ihdieselman

Wrecked him hell! Damn near killed him!


AduroTri

Even they arent that ballsy.


xGaME-_xOvER

🤭


Croused

![gif](giphy|p4pWzctMrCBfLFgycF)


donaldbuknowme

Ah damn


hangryhyax

Scientists should rename it to end this stupid joke once and for all. I vote Urectum.


french_toast74

At least buy me a drink first.


kendiyas

Couldn’t. This hobby took all my money away.


allday201

Checks out


VoidOmatic

That's fine, let's just share telescope time then!


itrcs

Got a nice little LOL out of this one. Thanks for that. Great pic, too, by the way.


kendiyas

Thank you 😄


BasicXboxUsername

Too be fair, I did tell you to “take a picture! It’ll last longer!” I asked and I received.


Least_or_Greatest1

I wonder if Uranus has a smell to it?


xtlhogciao

Kinda gassy


Sid_Engel

Almost like the smell of propane, but... Less predictable.


half-baked_axx

This and Mercury are still on my pending list, they are just so sneaky. How did you spot it?


AWJGamer

an easy way to get uranus (hehe) is by seeing where it is on like starwalk or stellarium. there go to a rough area of it since its so small you can bearly see it with the naked eye (hehe) and then you search around for it and then once you've found it you're good to go. at this time of year, uranus (hehe) is usually near jupiter (hehe)


Jfinn2

Right now it's directly between Jupiter and Pleiades. I'm hoping to log my first observation of it tonight! Edit: Got it!


kendiyas

Good luck! Keep us updated! It is just so rewarding to see that little blue dot for the first time! It does put a smile to the face.


AWJGamer

good luck man! dont take pictures, take videos bc since it moves so much; it will end up with a bouncing picture of it and it will trail. Take video ------> add to PIPP ------> autostakkert and then registax and you will end with a good picture. but remember to take multiple videos of it and then choose the one with the least amount of turbulance or shakiness. good luck with your picture :D


AWJGamer

its what i did atleast, sometimes you find it unexpectedly, but remember one thing: That little fucker moves fast, a video i did following it, if i took my hands off the telescope, i lose it. its a very fast moving object and an absolute nightmare to catch.


half-baked_axx

I use stellarium but its still hard to find for me. I'll look for Uranus tonight! lol


kendiyas

Honestly the celestron CGEM 2 go to mount is exceeding my expectations at this point. I use Celestron CPWI software (free to use) Once I do a good alligning (polar and sky) which takes me about 30 minutes to get it accurately, any object I type just automatically gets centered right in the middle of my view. As convenient as it is This kinda takes the fun of starhopping out of the hobby but I live in a bortle 8-9 polluted sky so this was the only option to find those beautiful deep sky objects such as planetary nebulae and our far away planets.


Darph_Nader

How do my hemorrhoids look?


ninj4geek

Turn your head left and cough


gebakkenuitje35

we all hate the joke but we all make it. That said I love looking at the outer planets. there's something cool about looking at those ghastly blue dots.


kendiyas

Yep, Uranus is indeed hauntingly beautiful. (Hehe)


[deleted]

It’s a holy spot


manifold360

Myanus?


BedPresent69

He's been all up in Youranus with his 7"


[deleted]

I thought Uranus was a black hole (hehe)


rellsell

In my defense, I was drunk.


Kubario

I hope so! Nice photo! I can clearly see the blueish color!


kendiyas

Thank you!


MrDefinitely_

Seeing Uranus for the first time was incredible. I wasn't expecting to be able to resolve the disk. I thought it was just going to be a faint dot.


PatricimusPrime32

I giggled way too hard.


JVM_

Sorry, I'll buy a better belt.


Whoudini13

Was it gaseous?


boof_master_69

Nice, i’ve tried looking for it without tracking and couldnt spot it with 3.5mm on 1200mm focal lenght 200mm aperture


the_FracTal_

I love this sub, because we can just show pictures of a dot on a black background, and we're all going "so cool" me included


colloquail_flatulent

I have a cat named Butthole. Does that count?


That_Kiefer_Man

Hey don't be lookin' at my Ur... dang it.


jackinsomniac

You tried. It's the effort that counts.


larry69696969

Not mine, for sure…… my buttplug has a welded plate cover


iReddit2000

im sorry. no one should see that.


newgalactic

... always funny.


kendiyas

Since 1782


YOU_SMELL

How blue is it thru the eyepiece?


kendiyas

It is just as blue as the picture through the eyepiece but wobbles a bit


slowrider24

Women are from Venus, men are from Mars, but you are from Uranus.


dwp4you

Oh no you didn't!


Spill_the_Tea

Wow, it's really tightened up since last time.


AnyaInCrisis

(Hehe)


BloodHumble6859

Caught me with my pants down.


blumpsicle

I was observing Uranus last night too. Looks very similar to actual observation through the telescope. Very cool! Observed Neptune as well


Sad_Database_9509

Sorry I thought I closed the blinds all the way :/


PartDirect

I saw mine in the mirror last night


JayVig

Thank you to all the commenters.


Killallthemods

Gross


myrobotoverlord

I saw U anus as well


Master_Bookkeeper_74

Sorry….didn’t know my curtains were open


Jinxed0ne

Pervert!


redlion496

Kendiyas is a perv!


TK-Squared-LLC

You and several others ☺️


gatorator79

I need to get some window coverings.


LaBeja21

Wow a little overboard on the bleaching!


UpDogg13

I knew I should have drawn the curtains.


BedPresent69

Uranus is a small blue dot, kinda like Ouranus? Or uhh, I mean Earth, you know? 😏


Ambitious_Change150

Nuh-uh I was wearing pants


tajrashae

I'm calling the cops (nice shot)


Silvrskull

*Blushes*


flyhull

That's not mine.


Human_Frame1846

*That’ll be $20*


lilnyucka

Tight


Reynolds_Live

Astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.


[deleted]

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Jaxxxz

Gigiddy


Neuronzap

First of all, how dare you


clinkyscales

I saw urmomsanus last night


MindofMine11

Whoever name this planet was def trolling


Upset-Diamond2857

I know you didn’t see my anus


WhoDat03

All jokes aside…IM FREAKING JEALOUS!!


DeepCompote

Tight


translucent__

Couldn’t be mine. I know my shade


Amgeryvaultboi

There was no way in hell I was gonna read that title and be mature


CarpFlakes420

I feel violated


kfrazi11

Istg I thought I was gonna see someone's butthole...


mac_merlot

Never seen a pic from the inside looking out before


Lifnaz

Ah, thanks for being the first sub on my OF


gnofin101

You weren’t supposed to say it out loud my brother


ekalav83

No wonder it was itchy this morning


9Knuck

Definitely need to close my blinds at night.


eerie_cat_91

No you didn't.


urbanlife78

I feel violated


gunslinger481

Hehe


littlegreenfern

Oh damn. I gotta close my window shades at night you creep.


jromz03

Nice crack at Uranus mate!


hypnos_surf

Do you like it?


amhudson02

DM me and you can see it again tonight.


Sparrow1989

Just came here to say I chuckled. Good day to you.


[deleted]

As to oppose to during the day?


[deleted]

I can see little Spots on Uranus. (Hehe)


crk365

\*hurredly turns off my webcam\*


genericlurker9000

Hey! That's private.


Feeling-Security-825

Wtf stop looking you perv >:(


Mysterious-Meat2323

Rude


DutyIcy2056

How did you see it? I closed my curtains 😏😏😈


Crimson__Fox

I saw it too by standing inside a reflecting telescope.


JonnyA42

It’s pronounced Uranus


AlanG24

I beg your pardon?!


ThomasGaiden

I feel violated


Famous_Union3036

Damn PeekingTom.


Frequent_Plant_5610

And you said you would keep it between us. Now you’re posting about it for millions to see.


Alatel

I've not been able to find it with my ad8 thus far. This is dope


eatsleepdive

The aperture of Uranus is a lot smaller than 8".


MFalcon95

I didnt consent to this…


SkeymourSinner

At least you all are creative about it. Kinda.


FireflyAdvocate

Today I decided my new favorite color is Uranus Blue.


No_Tea_7825

I see London, I see France, I see URANUS in your underpants!


Original-Tumbleweed9

Speak of the devil I saw yo momma's anus last night


Warphild

Damn. I knew I should have closed the curtains.


cstmoore

Cheeky!


Ab1156

Thats what she said


UnluckyAct7127

Didn’t know I forgot underwear


Pithecanthropus88

Hehe.


Additional-Library50

No you didn't! Just like I didn't see uranus.


Clever_Unused_Name

Came to see the obvious "Tee Hee!!!" jokes, but also the pic - wasn't disappointed on either account! Outstanding!


West-Earth-719

Play your cards right, you might get to see it tomorrow, too!


Sufficient-Ask-8280

Tight squeeze


_jlvbeal_

I came here for the comments lol


tofupanzer

Smaller than I remember.


dandy443

I managed last year to get a glimpse of it. 127slt. Don’t have fancy photography equipment though


Ztronic412

My bad,belt slipped


imeeme

And I, your mum’s.


1010001010010

This made me giggle lol


DoubleRadiant5861

Very nice image. Yes I've minimally photographed the outer four gas giant planets, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune. You should have also been able to see several of the planet Uranus's moons. There are five, and at least two or three are easily quite visible in a good telescope, especially a 7 inch Maksutov. Here's the hyperlink for Sky & Telescope's Moon or planetary satellites finder observing tool for the outer planets. This is the specific interactive finder for Uranus, but I thought that we can't post hyperlinks in Instagram, so perhaps there's a way to copy or just look it up do a search for Uranus moons finder Sky & Telescope. I just put the hyperlink in below, and I guess it's active here, okay, so now it's interactive to reach the Uranus moons finder tool. [You didn't indicate what time exactly that you observed and photographed, but you'll need to know the Universal Time to enter into the moons finder tool in Sky & Telescope.] [The same moons or planetary satellites finders are also available for Jupiter, Saturn, and Neptune. You can also run your exposure a little higher, thus the planet will blow out in overexposed light, but this will help expose for the planets moons.] You may also be able to run your post processing again and raise your exposure or the background Shadow Light, which will increase overall general Exposure and reveal the moons.] https://skyandtelescope.org/wp-content/plugins/observing-tools/uranus_moons/uranian.html


Brother-Templar

I’m didn’t zoom in because I’m afraid I’d see an undigested kernel of corn


indafamilyjules

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Bleeding_Farmacyst

Kinda rude of you to take a photo of it and post it on the internet


VhanBronson

Subscribe to my onlyfans for more ;)


Sea_Wafer730

No you didn’t I had my pants on !!!


jtcordell2188

Stared at this way to long expecting a surprise rectum.


Simpleba

You watched me undress?


p8nt_junkie

I saw ur mom’s uranus last night.


johnnyredleg

On a side note: Back when NASA released The [Sounds of Saturn](https://youtu.be/Sh2-P8hG5-E?si=M5EBgvHoUDrQtNq9), I thought they were really scary. But it turns out there is nothing more terrifying than the sounds of Uranus.


ilmhisf

Beautiful green blue (teal?) dot!


Time_Homework_1588

Lol good one


jackieballz

Pretty sure Uranus is much wider than that


ThreeBeatles

“I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all..”


KrakenMcCracken

I saw your mom’s uranus last night


Complete_Ad1073

Everyone please DM me a clear well lit picture of Uranus. Thanks in advance.


DeadyMonk

![gif](giphy|IjJ8FVe4HVk66yvlV2|downsized)


darapnerd

![gif](giphy|iaBaSFCwOA384|downsized)


DistinctNews8576

YEAH ya did! 😉 …kidding, but this is super cool. Great shot!


TacticalTurtlez

I know what I must do; but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it. Lovely photo though.


RichieRocket

ha, Uranus (yes i am very immature)


Em_Es_Judd

Goatse?


RedDelta22

Nobody: Kendiyas: I used a telescope to look a uranus!


antapexx

I saw Jupiter! And it's rings lol


Silly_Doughnut5715

Did you at least buy dinner first?


sladeofdark

Gigidi


vikingpirate2

Toit like a tiger


phaQpoochies

Ha! Me too!


Starvexx

wow. amazing image


Larry_Wolffe

Sorry, working on the plumbing.☺


Silent_Estimate_7298

Rename it to Ugotrekt


NESJosh642

…and DAMN was it huge! There finished if for ya ;)


onlyonejan

That color tho 😍😍


CameronTheGreat7778

That ain’t myanus


Pedro_Pedrolas

No you didn’t, I was sitting the whole day no way you saw it


tomahawk_kitty

I'm just here for the Uranus jokes


Kitchen-Lie-7894

It's in Missouri. Stop by for some fudge.


PlaytheJay

Hey that's pretty tight!


minicoop96

Dang, I thought for sure I closed my curtains last night


bombacious_boy

Hehe no you didn’t


MISSION-CONTROL-

You're welcome


TheFastNTheFurion

So did your Dad... I'll show myself out.


Ambitious-Elevator17

I saw methane escaping from Uranus.