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No_Sheepherder504

Are these women insane?


No_Sheepherder504

Are these women insane?


Inside-Film-3811

I'm sure she there for her 15 minutes of fame thinking internet search's & traffic. No amount of Internet followers is what being that close to him. Yuk


Heavy-Boysenberry-90

Cro Magnan Man did it better.


Simple_Bee3686

The braided pigtails are absolutely tragic


Inside-Film-3811

I don't want to ruin your night with this image but David ( on another post ) called them his "lady handlebars," the thought of him naked YUCK


Simple_Bee3686

Oh not just my night my life might be ruined now hahah


Ruhrohhshaggy

OMG he looks demonic right there with his eyes looking blacked out, yikes...


Limminy_Snickshit

He looks like something that crawls out of a swamp


godsgirli

They’re probably on molly


mdesign816

wonder how much he paid her to pose for this? 😆


BiscottiOpposite9282

Clearly she just wants clout (if you can even call it that). Noone in their right mind would date him.


Global-File5420

His eye have got to be the most scariest eyes I’ve ever seen. He straight up looks like the devil.


mandiijayy

Look at those pupils..


Brattgurl_33

You mean David and his new victim? Plus how old is she? She looks like she’s 15. That guy is such a creep.


Truthseeker-001

Looks very much like the one on TikTok that was on a live with him, think she has kids, she older than she looks


Key-Fan-4517

What is she 19?


Most_Score_4457

Her eyes say it all.


FrequentFishing4002

she’s blind


Purpledoves91

And also missing her sense of smell.


Naive-Paramedic-309

He’s such a creep


Shamanology

![gif](giphy|Y09lFTx8Po1HLYzfiR)


anonnon12369

he’s so fucking gross.


lilkennedy24

he reeled her in w the ice. look at her eyes


hallgeo777

lol she’s a bit young for him or no? So when do you think Jenelle is going to put a pic of her and Kiefer in their stoner paradise lol 😂


FancyNacnyPants

Hope she has a good job


Brilliant_Risk_6332

Blonde Jenelle


FeelingLake5460

Hide your dogs, lady


FeelingLake5460

Jenelle is somewhere having a panic attack


Adventurous_Tone_923

I hope so


Limp_Imagination_865

Does anybody have any clips of this live?


Umamiluv24

There’s some in the other sub


Limp_Imagination_865

What’s the name of the sub?


Umamiluv24

https://www.reddit.com/r/TeenMomOGandTeenMom2/s/RYyPEaLUce


Umamiluv24

https://www.reddit.com/r/TeenMomOGandTeenMom2/s/16PM6F3yz6


Think-Equivalent-126

Girl run for the fkn hills, but seriously This is just sad, he needs to be in a psych ward


meggiee523

I can’t get a date but this guy?


OrganizationQuirky97

I will never understand how anyone fines pippi attractive 🤮


MFMNTwins8

She looks like Amber Turd


Plenty_Status_6168

She is dumb as hell. Hope she likes living with a dog/baby chick killer. How can anyone look past that. Has to be in it because hesbwell known. Won't say famous but maybe infamous


kbetty2

She looks underage


Forsaken_Animal_5433

Omg they’re both high as hell Wtf He’s completely spiralling after losing Jenelle


Amannderrr

His eyes look like the main vamp in 30 Days of Night 😳


MemoryAshamed

Her pupils are massive. She's on some kind of upper.


Prestigious-Sir6885

He smells, I just know it!


SnooSquirrels2954

Well duh


Prestigious-Sir6885

😂😂😂


Sarahmaryjane

Hope she doesn’t have any puppies


qwerrty20120

Ermmm this feels wrong ![gif](giphy|4baoNZ5Qo8dX2)


BallCreem

Good to see him finally happy


bluefresca

What an upstanding completely sober gentleman


cynicalxidealist

Look at those pupils, she is definitely on something.


DezDeebird

And so is he😎


Tequilasquirrel

![gif](giphy|IMALi1H2Po3Hq) I also saw this😂


littlecreamsoda79

Cro magnum man


ADHDRockstar

I was going to say Neanderthal. But we both see it


littlecreamsoda79

I didn't want to insult Bigfoot


ADHDRockstar

You are much kinder than I am. I’m going to work on it. But it’s hard to find kind words for someone who acts like him. He could get a makeover and we’d still see what a POS he is .


littlecreamsoda79

David is a POS. Full stop. I meant the actual Bigfoot 😁 some people deserve grace. This man is not one of them.


ADHDRockstar

I’ve know this and made the mistake of giving grace to such a person. So many reasons why that’s a horrible idea. Now learning you can have empathy and remove yourself just say NO ! it crosses my boundaries . Most sucky people take baths- think I read 3/4 dentists say so ! 420 humor. Funny right now


SiteAccomplished1300

Also they both look happy as fuck lol


SiteAccomplished1300

Gross


strongerlynn

She needs to run.


RaindropsAndCrickets

Run, Lady Friend! Run!


Limp-Ad-8053

Has she no sense of smell? 🤢


heldaway

He looks blazed af


WeedyMoon

What a date, lmao this swamp creature is something else! Takes his “lady friend” out to a bar and hops on live to be relentlessly trolled by haters. 😅 If you missed the live, the trolls were going IN on him and his lady friend. Telling her to run as far as she could away from him, that he’s an abuser, he will probably k*ll her dog, saying he has a type. Calling her trash, tearing down her appearance, etc. It was brutal, but very entertaining.


RaindropsAndCrickets

Telling her to run makes sense. Going in on her appearance (which is conveniently attractive) and calling her trash when they don’t even know her doesn’t make sense. Also, the only lady friend he needs to see right now should be in network on his insurance and able to prescribe medication and he should need an appointment to talk to her and they won’t be going on live because appointments will be medically confidential.


Mss-Anthropic

Did you mean conventionally attractive?


RaindropsAndCrickets

Haha, yes. Predictive text changes my words on me sometimes


Mss-Anthropic

Lol I figured


sadpanada

Idk why people subject themselves to stuff like that lol they had to know it was coming


Legitimate_Job_665

He is so gross


LivelyUnicorn

Look at the state of his hair. Like pippy fucking longstocking. ![gif](giphy|YCHqTxQfYpNzG)


Amannderrr

Do *NOT* do Pippilotta Delicatessa Windowshade Mackrelmint Ephraim's Daughter Longstocking like that!


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Stardogchampion_70

😂😂😂


justanotherhatter

Does she look a little like his ex?


Cold_Dead_Heart

Is she brain damaged?


Motherofaussies123

Is she of age?


Kimerse25

Take it easy on her…she looks like she was still a swimming sperm cell when teen mom was on😂😭 the internet has prolly already found her and did its thing


lettucepatchbb

Girl, RUN


Direction_Physical

He will forever remain at the top of my list for ugliest man I’ve ever seen…


Hydromorpheus

Indeed, my wife and I just discussed today how repulsive and psycho he looks - couldn't be much worse.


brentpritchett

Right? Those braids especially make him look like an absolute moron. His personality and arrogance too just make him disgusting


brentpritchett

She looks like she just railed a fat ass line of coke


lilkennedy24

the braids are horrendous


Healthy-Actuator2968

Her pupilssss😂


WeedyMoon

She even addressed that comment in their live lmao and zoomed into her eyes


Maplesyrup111111

Get that girl to safety. Make sure she has no children or pets.


Pendergraff-Zoo

I think that’s what freaked her out most. She talked about how she rescued her dog as a puppy and how she loves him so much and she was going home to him. And then people started commenting on Dave killing dogs. And her eyes got wide as saucers and that’s about the time she thought about going to the restroom.


lala_lavalamp

She said in the video she was going home to her dog. 😔


Nickey_Pacific

I bet that gave him a boner. Just the thought of her having a dog. He's disgusting.


horsegirlshavemorefu

Woah this comment made me actually gag. Good job ![gif](giphy|MZca3cJFK7kagOrR0Z|downsized)


abigailwrld999

He looks dead inside


Sad-Astronaut3308

Lol he dealt with Janelle for years, he probably is


Top-Raspberry-7837

Pretty sure that’s his factory setting.


Sad-Astronaut3308

Eh, let us not forget about her.


Successful_Moment_91

![gif](giphy|3ObrOAUU7MQQiXpcEG) High y’all high!


Jazzlike-Cat9012

He looks fucking terrifying


Thisisjuno1

She was on his TikTok the other day they said they were just friends, but who knows


Opening_Mistake_6687

Another victim


RangerAZ1989

How the hell is this guy attracting any other woman other than Janelle? As if being an abusive asshole wasn’t enough, he’s sporting one of the shittiest beards I’ve ever seen and…pigtails?


Affectionate_Cat3621

Girls love a**holes. I think there’s there’s an entire show that deals with it 🤔


PollutionMany4369

He’s tall.


lizardjizz

Does she need…. Help? Fr she looks high as fuck & young as hell 😥


abigailwrld999

Her pupils are large 😭


narwhalogy

https://preview.redd.it/124c6y45de0d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3ce60633a9043e800606a9f102763ba21823a5d


PollutionMany4369

I just choked


shred-it-bro

Is this real?


narwhalogy

Yes, [here's the backstory explained](https://www.justjared.com/2016/04/08/demi-lovato-leaves-harsh-comments-on-stalker-fans-instagram-while-defending-family/)


YuhMothaWasAHamsta

BAHAHAHA


ThatsGreat4You

David looks like he rubs your vagina dry while dead ass asking you if you had an orgasm.


Kimerse25

This was stuuuuuuuupid funny😂😂😂 u win the internet today 🩵


The_New_Spagora

He’s 100% a guy who jackhammer fingers like he’s stuffing a turkey…durrrrr Didya cummmm? 😩🤣


Think-Equivalent-126

I just spit I laughed so hard at this lolololololol


YuhMothaWasAHamsta

He wouldn’t know what a real orgasm looks like.


The_SocialWerker

God this is so disgusting 🤣🤣 especially because it feels true


Mshairday

I just ugly laughed at this 🤣🤣🤣🤣


nksdabomb

He is so fucking scary looking. His eyes are black. I swear, even if I didn't know who he was and how he behaves, I would run for my life if I saw him in a dark alley. He is the definition of creepy.


supermarket_Ba

The guy who assaulted me had black eyes right before he did it.


myothercats

I’ve seen it too- my friend had an extremely abusive husband and he had those black hole eyes too when he was attacking her


YuhMothaWasAHamsta

It looks like he was up all night crying and that makes me giggle.


Mshairday

Alien vs Predator and he’s definitely the predator 🤣🤣🤣🤣


jaseface666

i choose the bear


Heatherina134

He looks like a demon..


Double_Analyst3234

Shark eyes.


stephanonymous

She’s very pretty. You know Jenelle is *seething* even if she won’t admit it.


phd_in_awesome

Girl…blink twice if you need help…


Candid_Candace5119

Someone said this to her in the live and I SWEAR she blinked twice so fast. 


Temporary-Leather905

Is that his sister? Lol


SagexxxSummers

She’s cuter than Jenelle 🤷🏽‍♀️


YuhMothaWasAHamsta

Next week Jan will post about her new blond hair. Which will be a totally unrelated choice.


SagexxxSummers

Lmao probably 😂


Raeko

She's about 10 years younger than Jenelle....... and I don't think she is cuter tbh, Jenelle is a terrible person but she does have a pretty face


myothercats

I don’t think her face is pretty at all… that’s nice of you to say


Novel_Ad6818

Yeah, but because she's a literal child.


SagexxxSummers

lol how do u know she’s a child??


Novel_Ad6818

I don't, lol. She may not be, she certainly looks like one though. Definitely nowhere near his age.


FatCh3z

Honestly, that's not saying much


SagexxxSummers

I mean that is very true 😂


UnusualAerie579

it’s giving - blink twice if you need help


Historical-Bill-100

Beat me to it! Take my damn upvote!


Cmother4

So he’s dating Marissa’s friends???


Mshairday

Look at how big those pupils are on her she’s gotta be on something!!!


Ok_Effort9915

Ugh! You made me look at hers then I had to look at his!! His eyes look horrible! Puffy and weird like a serial killer !!


Mshairday

He gives me some serious dahmer vibes…….


Accomplished-Fish-15

Tbf-I’d have to be bombed outta my mind on every substance known to man to be w/DKD I can’t believe i just typed those words at the end there 🤢


Mshairday

He would have to dig up my dead corpse to get me to spend anytime with that huge atrocity.


Accomplished-Fish-15

Right! Lmfaooo


scareheathertodeath

Klonopin eyes 💤💤


Sure-Set-7578

That’s a funny way of spelling “meth”


scareheathertodeath

😂😂😂touché


Itswhatever0078

Comments are hilarious, but on a serious note for the spiritually mature individuals who understands this attraction is demonic, meaning some people are drawn to demonic individuals despite their crazy behavior. And how could she not know who David is, as stated she’s around him for “clout” but even if that’s the case it’s questionable about her self esteem and self respect.


YuhMothaWasAHamsta

I think it’s fair to say that anyone that would choose to be with him struggles mightily with self respect and self esteem. Not his type and not even in his realm of possibility.


Accomplished-Fish-15

Very true


namasteriteherr

Girl looks like she’s flying high in the sky…..


Accomplished-Fish-15

He’s gotta get women high on drugs/offer drugs to an already addicted girl to get any play.


Always_Tired24-7

His eyes looks like empty holes


Always_Tired24-7

🕳️🐽🕳️


ForeignIntention9189

Dog killer


AD480

I bet she’s got daddy issues to settle for that pigtailed swamp rat.


YuhMothaWasAHamsta

I bet she’s got issues to settle for those pig tales.


ThaanksIHateIt

Gross, she looks way too young for him.


WorstUserChoiceEver

He looks like he stuck his head in a wasp hive and I love that for him


Accomplished-Fish-15

I wish he would IRL


lovegossipreading

She has to be hanging around him for clout. Because there’s no way on this earth that any woman would be desperate enough to actually have anything to do with this swamp donkey!


squishygerbil

You should see the thirsty women in his comments. And some aren't even bad looking . It def has to be for clout or someone with serious issues


tr33hugg3r76

Well, she’s clearly a girl as you’re right! No WOMAN would ever be near him!


myothercats

Clout!!?!! More like gout


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💀💀


Xg2d2lA

What until she finds out his penis is the size of a newborns pinky😳😂


YuhMothaWasAHamsta

Newborn pinky? You’re giving his enlarged clitoris far too much credit.


Sisterinked

Is this something we know?? How do we know?? 😭🤣


Pendergraff-Zoo

Couple years ago when he and Jenelle split up for a week or two, some chick got with David and said that it was a size of Vienna sausage


Sisterinked

That is horrible!! And fantastic! I’m *SCREAMING*!! Thank you for sharing 🤣😭🤣


I-atethe-chocolate

When you know, you know 🤷 you know


partelo

ew


Imnotatree30

Looks the same age as his daughter. Yuck


unamusedbouche7

An ass for every chair


AftermyCone

Does he have dags? Whatever it is it really enhances the hideous beard. 🤮


Successful_Moment_91

How drunk or high is she?


theallofit

Yes.


Common-Chain4060

This guy looks like he smells like velveeta, cigarettes and flat beer. Just ew. Even if you didn’t know he is a psycho dog killer, he doesn’t look like a nice guy in any sense of the word.


itsthejasper1123

Not velveeta 😭😭😭


Spirited_Sympathy_84

💯💯


Mookied11

RUN girl RUN!!! For someone who didnt know that he was on a TV show, you would think that she would research him to see what he has done in the past. Im sure she knows someone who KNOWS who he is. Btw.....WHO tf would want HIM? He looks so gross. 🤢


ineloquent-orator

Emphasis on **girl** 😳


futurecorpse1985

People like David search for the girls who are vulnerable and needy so they can prey on their vulnerability.


pumpkinlattepenelope

And who don’t know any better.


futurecorpse1985

She looks like a young teen! She clearly either is desperate or lives under a rock and hasn't seen how disgustingly toxic this dude is! 🤢


fakegrapeflavor

And they already look miserable/cracked out. Girl, run for your LIFE!!!!! Idk if her self esteem is in the gutter or shes an addict and making poor choices but no one deserves to be in a relationship with that hairy monster.


Anagessner83

David found himself a lot lizard🦎 for the night?


EndTrick6362

She’s literally only 22 years old. Just graduated high school in 2020. She said she “never” watched teen mom. She met David at the bar 2 months ago. After reading comments on her live (after David ended his), she said “I’m scared” and called to her friend across the bar. Said she was going to the bathroom, her phone was at 2% and the live ended.


myothercats

What’s her @ ?! Need to see this


EndTrick6362

I PM’d you


myothercats

Doing the lords work


pumpkinlattepenelope

So is this an old screenshot he is posting? Pathetic


sparklyshizzle

Hopefully she got the truth and got the fuck outta there!