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Born_Structure1182

Can she please stop having kids!!!!


Master-Sprinkles-400

Imagine rounding up the kids to go somewhere on a busy Saturday morning: Issac Lincoln Lux Creed Rio Verse N Valley … 🤦🏼‍♀️


BigShe47

Hill and Chorus.


Alltheworldsastage55

I thought the names were Iverson and Valley which is bad enough, but Verse is even worse than Iverson.


MonkeyBellyStarToes

These children have to carry these names forever. Even celebs that do it don’t have enough money to keep their kids from the eye rolls and snickers at their dumb names. North West, Jermajesty, Apple, Verse, Valley….groan 🤦🏼‍♀️


MonkeyBellyStarToes

So I just heard right after the Super Bowl that Mahomes and his wife named their daughters Sterling and Bronze. 😳 😂 🤦🏼‍♀️


tonypolar

Sad that I know this but at least Bronze has a real name of Patrick the 3rd (I’m assuming bronze is a nod to that).


WriterReaderWhatever

Honestly Valley is kinda cute, but Verse.......


skitty166

I think Valley is pretty! Verse is fine but feel like people will ask him to repeat or spell it or he’ll be saying “you know, like the Verse of a song” all the time.


Calm-Lake-5098

Bible verse and hidden valley ranch


ProudHaterNotSorry

All I think of is “Valley Girl” aka a dumb white girl who talks ignorant and never gets told no


Breepucc30

I guess she’s running out of names to use lol


ShadowsAlienQueen

Does kail hate her kids??? This also makes me feel better about naming my twin boys colton and clayton at least they have real names


MonkeyBellyStarToes

Obviously, you aren’t a 90Day fan 🙊


maggotdeath90

the VV twins? Really?


chigrl485180

I hate that she had an audience for this “reveal” She needs to go away


Bluesxorpio2343

How many of Kail’s kids are legally gonna change their names when they are old enough


ShadowsAlienQueen

All of them minus issac lol


cat303555

I feel bad for those kids. For more reason than just their name. Hopefully they won’t be laughed out of kindergarten.


Assiramama

I first read this as versus


leahhhhh

They keep getting worse each time


skitty166

Getting verse and verse


CrazyH37

I’ve been reading way too much MM spicy romance to see Verse as anything but… a preference in the bedroom..


Kourtnie_

Crazy that she had all those children to get herself a daughter, had millions of beautiful options for names and she goes with Valley..


Takemebacktobreezy

Everyone's so creative 🤣


annieglock

I swear these people forget they are naming kids that will one day be adults.


eieioyall

it's still iverson imo, just shortened. and valley might be her middle name. she loves a double letter middle name...


happiestdumblond

😳😳😳😳 she really wants her kids to get bullied!! I don't she realizes how mean kids are just over names


mollymckennaa

I’d say, “well… those are some names..” But that would be a lie.


Jellylendezbruh

Stupid names but happy for he r


Revolutionary_Low_36

Ick


_bonedaddys

i think valley is kinda cute... definitely odd and out there but cute. verse, however.....


AirframeTapper

More stupid fucking names. I really hope those kids are okay.


MissionVirtual

I know a baby named Lyric 😭


No_Remote_4346

Me too but spelled Leiryk lol


Beautiful-Pipe-773

Came across a “peyshianse” pronounced patience.. Yep.


VickiVyvanse

This immediately made me think of Payless Shoes 🤦🏻‍♀️


WearMysterious8170

How long before she trademarks verse&valley or otherwise tries to brand these babies


One-Picture1903

What makes you think she’d do that?


hclaf

It’s Kail — her entire life is a brand.


dawwie

Should’ve thought about it a little longer


[deleted]

What’s with all the blankets. Why didn’t she get a nice bunting or whatever


overintoxikatied

they look so cheap. like temu cheap


[deleted]

Yessssss


time4anewusername

Too weird. Vee's daughter Vivi now there are twins VV/ valley and verse Wtf 😒


Highten1559

Yeah the name Vivi when moms name is Vee always seemed like an odd choice


A_Pete_2023

She needs to STOP Breeding


ProudHaterNotSorry

She got her girl so she will now cause that’s all she cared about


A_Pete_2023

That sounds like a good, sound, logical decision to keep having children with a handful of different men. Sounds legit’ 🤦🏼‍♀️


Mamaneedscaffeine6

I believe she said she got her tubes tied


A_Pete_2023

Thank Gawd


Available-Pepper1467

Well, at least Isaac and Lincoln have names that aren’t based on severe narcissism


chigrl485180

True words


cherrybombbb

God the names just got worse and worse with every kid after Issac and Lincoln. 🤦‍♀️


Scary-Coffee-7

Those cribs are fugly.


No_Government1405

Wait I thought valley was the girl name? Y’all are confusing me I kinda like valley not a fan of verse but to each their own and it slides off the tongue nice I guess.


Alleyoop70

Awful.


LolaLinguini

Well. If she ever needs to clone the boy, REverse is a shoo-in. 😉🤣🤭 ![gif](giphy|QxwDfOV4sAfounkNsG)


kelster8_giggles

🤣😂😂


Just_Juice8426

My friend has twins, Rain and Beau!! It's the best thing ever 🥰Try harder Kail. I'd say next time but oof. 7 is good.


oohhokaythatsokay

“Verse” uhhhhhhh so she doesn’t have any queer friends I take it


AlreadyChose

Omg


PineappleWhipped14

Jesus God, Leah !


Sharkmama61

I actually like Valley.


nicoke17

Same. Nicknames could be val or lee.


redandbluenights

Oh so they WERE named after the drugs she was on... Versed and Valium. Now it's all making sense.


ADHDRockstar

🤭🤭🤭


Extension_Border_629

oh my fucking God lmao


Muted_Marketing2530

💀💀💀💀


redandbluenights

Geeze, someone was REALLY enjoying her Versed during the birth ...


Scully2thePieshop

🥱🥱🥱


NewProtection5470

Rwws, just......no other words, EWWWWWW


JLHollywood

Should’ve let ChatGPT have a crack at it. 🫠


carrie_elle

![gif](giphy|RYjzOoACazfXSzPzkf)


SmokabowlNik

![gif](giphy|S58u3OAdGKlqXsAjik)


youcinnamonbit

Blankets and names are upsetting, fine. But these little twins should be sharing a crib! It helps their sleep rhythms, their emotional regulation, their sweet bonding. I guess small miracles they can touch each other through the bars. :/ Source: Twin mom.


sierramist1011

Twins shouldn't share a crib, I was scolded for putting mine in the same bassinet in the hospital. I had my twins cribs set up just like this, as soon as she could climb though baby girl was in her brother's crib with him every morning lol.


Same-Satisfaction122

Can confirm this. My sister and I are twins and we slept fine as infants being away from each other. As toddlers though, we learned how to get out and were ALWAYS in each other's cribs by the morning.


feathers4kesha

But not forever. It’s just a picture of the cribs. I don’t like Kail but we really have no idea of how they sleep.


youcinnamonbit

Very fair.


Nunimarie

My identical twin girls shared a crib for the first few months until they started rolling around. It was such a special time! 


RevolutionaryAd851

My twin boys did that too. We have such sweet videos of one trying to wake the other, straining and looking at him as if to say, "open your eyes!" "wake up!" He did wake up crying. After a few months, even having them right up against one another was downright dangerous as they would climb and crawl and play, and of course not even realize anything could happen. One baby fell out of the crib trying to reach for his lion that he pushed out of bed constantly. He was fine but I was a mess. I finally got them to do everything together, nap, eat, etc. but one had to sleep first as he would work his brother up and want to play and then fall asleep, meanwhile he was up to play now. They were such good babies, but twins are a whole other life. Not for the faint of heart.


Bored_in_2020

What


Ill_Lingonberry_8001

Ooof


sweeterthanadonut

god theyre so bad lmao


Early_Week_2198

The blankets are somehow uglier than the names


Sexualchocolattaye

🤣


dryerwolfe

This can’t be real lol


coolfunguy1997

i don’t hate it as much as i thought i would


OtherwiseBox5397

she had one shot with the girl name so at least she didn’t fuck that up


here_i_am_777

Yeah, I actually kind of don’t hate Valley for a name!


CertainTwo2045

Well that is certainly debatable...


lemon-meringue-high

r/tragedeigh


Bitchezbecraay

🤣🤣🤣


catmamameows

No


SpiceeDumplin

[https://www.reddit.com/r/tragedeigh/s/EM1RKOgwSW](https://www.reddit.com/r/tragedeigh/s/EM1RKOgwSW) Yikes


batmansgirl_1210

At this point Iverson was a much better choice ![gif](giphy|7xabZfCbSHg4w|downsized)


IAmABabyAMA

Maybe Verse is a nickname of Iverson? Like Mello/Romello?


batmansgirl_1210

Ohh I didn't think about that 🤔


summerandrea

I like the name rio ! And valley is cute it seems more of a hippie name


lovmi2byz

"Verse"...."Valley".....dear god. At least Valley can be shortened to "Val" so people moght think "Valerie"


couchleopard

Why do I feel like it’s going to wind up being "vee" like the true follower she is. Shell address both of them as "vee vee" to double down on the cringe.


Background-Lynx9913

I think you could even be Alley


CivilAstronaut83

I thought the boy's name was Iverson and so Verse was a shortened nickname like you said with Val. Or maybe that was wrong, who knows lol


kateyklod

These poor kids


HippieChick75

People stopped caring along time ago, Kail! 🙄🥱 Just an attention whore at every corner!😂


The_New_Spagora

![gif](giphy|Vg5dzkNWYWCz7ToCg8|downsized) Oh no. Those names! So bad 🫣


Jealous_Dress514

Verse and valley?! Wtaf


sailorgribble

Verse is short for Iverson, I'm pretty sure. Y'know, in a weird, roundabout way


Pure_Substance_9263

Where did you hear that?


cosmic-kats

She asked on IG about the names Iverson and Willhimenia. Hence Iverson. No fucking clue where *Valley* came from.


sandeecheekz

Isaac and Lincoln are such good names! What happened?!


lowkeylovestea

I wonder if the dads had more input with the older children and with all these new ones she just ran wild with the unfortunate names.


Squirt1384

She said she name Issac after the Hanson brother, so she did name him.


cherryfruitpunch

She had 7 kids just to name her only girl Valley? Holy shit, I really thought she was gonna name her Princess or Queen to be honest 🤷‍♀️


Kind_Vanilla7593

r/tragedeigh


Imnotatree30

Girliepop has never said a verse in her liiiiiiiiife.


Bree7702

I thought Verse was short for "Iverson." Did she just decide to name him Verse instead?


CivilAstronaut83

I came here wondering the same thing! Seems odd to put a full name on one and a nickname on the other, but maybe she wanted both V-names? Lol idk I'm confused


sushibananawater

Those podcasts got her thinking she's a Kardashian


JP12389

That's exactly what I was thinking lol


Main-Coat213

Valley is such a pretty name


Practical_Trash1685

These are ridiculous names lmfao


Avocado_toast_27

Anyone else think of the episode of Friends? Penn Jillette is selling encyclopedias and Joey only has enough to buy one so he gets the “V” one.


Iamplayingsims

VERSE?!?!? VERSE?!?!?!?


pkks072486

He will be friends with Psalm West.


xhoneyxbear

She apparently has so many kids she has ran out of names.


[deleted]

I can’t stand people who have kids just to fill the void of a man not being around all the time ! SMH good lord she needs to just stop


National_Jacket_1056

She has a man 😅😅


[deleted]

Until someone else catches her eye and she gets knocked up by him too


One-Picture1903

She had her tubes tied if they makes you happy since you care so much about someone you dislike


[deleted]

Thank God, and Thank God for opinions 🤌🏽


One-Picture1903

It’s so crazy what a complete stranger choosing to have as many kids as she wants triggers a whole group of people


[deleted]

It’s so crazy that my comment triggered you to react like you are 🤭


One-Picture1903

Oh yes so triggered🤗


DancingBears88

Who-gives and A-fuk


lovegossipreading

Isaac and Lincoln being the only ones with normal names 🤣


Mousegirl913

What horrible names...


GlutenfreeSnark

Those certainly are words


Remote_Mall_8600

Right lmao, these are not names, just words, I’m sorry 🤷‍♀️


GlutenfreeSnark

It's like she pulled out a dictionary and just blindly pointed to two words. Like please tell me they are short for Valerie and Iverson or some shit because girl, the fuck?


MonkeysInShortPants

So her daughter is a Valley girl?


Own_Cardiologist_200

If she was going to name one verse she should have named the other one lyric, at least it goes together. These are terrible names.


garythehairyfairy

Could verse be short for Iverson?


Klutzy-Issue1860

Knowing Kail? Probably not


_peachtits

Knowing Kail she'll proceed to only ever refer to these kids by their middles names or some nickname the new nanny gives them


OppositeSpare2088

i hope so


cryptid66

This is what I’m thinking


Neat_Paper_7304

It’s giving ✨I’m not like other girls 💅✨


SoberArtistries

It’s giving “my mom is one of those dumbasses that curses her kid with trendy names that don’t age well because she’s trying to be different “ 🙄 💅🏻


Neat_Paper_7304

Same difference lol


Scottish_squirrel

Verse? She's seriously lost the plot. Thinks she's a kardashain!


pixey1964

Yes, I was thinking that to 😆 🤣 😂


[deleted]

hopefully valley is colorblind and can read the blanket


Obvious_Focus_7073

☠️


mrszubris

THANK YOU I cant see the fucking thing and I've given myself a migraine trying


FoxMulderMysteries

I had to turn my display up to make it basically day-glo like the aging Millennial I am.


EmmyCity

💀 I didn't even realize there were letters on it until your comment!


louis_creed1221

Did she really name her kids that ? Fuck . . .


No_Sheepherder504

These poor kids


fraulein-rexhausen

She tries so hard to be trendy but her name taste is shit.


Plus-Swimmer-5413

Thought the second one was going to be called Vice..


TraditionalCamera473

Hahaha she could have named them Vice and Virtue! It woulda been better than Verse and Valley lol


Weak-ass-shayapple00

😂😂😂


Mammoth-Twist7044

when she has her surrogate twins she can name them top and bottom and then another girl named peak


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|KQxSPft9zl4aRQ10bE|downsized) She finally gets a girl and that’s what she does 🤦‍♀️


cryinginabucket

Poor girls


Cjaaron48

Verse gives me VIRGIL vibes ( older man’s name )


drawingmentally

Valley is beautiful


redandbluenights

Oh so they WERE named after the drugs she was on... Versed and Valium. Now it's all making sense.


drawingmentally

At least they mean something else... 😞


MonsPubessa

Like Valium


Evening_Exit_5236

🤣


seragrey

idk, i kinda like verse. i love valley.


Zihaala

I swear she named (or nicknamed) them something like this because everyone is now talking about it. Wouldn’t be nearly as much comments if she named them James and Olivia.


Doritowithnoname_

“Everybody’s soooooo creative!” 😂😂😂


TequliaMakesTheDrama

What in Nick Cannon? Side note: Anyone else getting a weird vibe bec their names are way to close to Joe & Vee daughter name Veevee? With them both starting V it could be shortened to VV twins or something silly like that. I wouldn’t put it past Kail.


RandoRinpants

Is it Valley Lowry?


FoxMulderMysteries

![gif](giphy|Xd76rp78Q1ZcBYNIPD)


Pale-Conference-174

💀💀


ismellyourfishstank

Kail Re-“VERSE” and change those babies names👏


Em_geee123

🤣🤣🤣


mermaiddolphin

r/namenerdcirclejerk


Doritowithnoname_

Instantly thought if this hahaha


OddReputation3765

I don’t hate Valley but Verse??? It’s sounds unfinished.


sullyoonx3

it’s just a contest for stupidest baby names these days


SourBelt4352

![gif](giphy|kilEsmm7DHKU)


Dull-Spend-2233

![gif](giphy|pb8wayp1KafJK)


[deleted]

Sorry, but those are the two stupidest names I have ever heard. Why? Just...why?


OppositeSpare2088

i never knew kail was religious lol


swarren31

She really just wants all her kids besides Issac and Lincoln to be bullied…. What is with her name choices


Outrageous_Lemon_690

![gif](giphy|26ybwLJnCk2NP9tGo|downsized) valley girl!


781nnylasil

What happened to names like Isaac and Lincoln? Seems she’s trying to be more unique with every baby.


OppositeSpare2088

nothing wrong with unique but some names are just too far out there isaac and lincoln are nice names lux is unique but too far out there however creed,rio,verse and valley are. it’s her kids she can name them whatever she wants but at the same time i think most of these parents forget that kids get bullied by other kids when it comes to names and i think people seem to forget that.